The Arcadian Legends

[BaxVarlet]

The Arcadian Legends are going to begin recruiting on Great Lakes. Anyone is open to tryout, as we aren't looking at stats, but for skill and a good attitude. Any current Arcadian Legends member, grey or gold, is able to try you out, and they will tell me their recommondation, with which I will probably agree with, but nonetheless, I have the final word on who is invited or not.

Come tryout for a great clan filled with great people. :cool:

[speaker4thedead]

Come tryout for a great clan filled with great people. :cool: i have to say that your not very full ;)

[wolf-boy]

Glad to have you guys back, like my secondary banner?

[gryph89]

Looks cool to me.

Hey Bax , If I get ahold of Aman , think we should should bring back the old ranking system , with turtles , anti and rushing?

Im kinda in the mood for it.

[BaxVarlet]

Sounds like a plan to me, might be a little hard to get started now, but in a week or two, i'm sure we'll have more than enough people/resources to do it proud.

[wolf-boy]

I've stolen 45 souls..wow...Ed has only gotten 38 :)

I got bax's :)

[BaxVarlet]

I've stolen 45 souls..wow...Ed has only gotten 38 :)

I got bax's :)

Luckily I got more than one, still doesn't change the fact that I want it back though. Cause If I keep losing them, i'm gonna run low on my reserves.

[gryph89]

Yes but remember Wolf, I've been out of commision for at least a month , while you went on whoring up your posts :p

[StupidCows]

ive lost my soul too many times to count :p

[BaxVarlet]

What else can you expect from a stupid cow?

[AmanHaran]

i live...and i'll be setting up the ranking system again.

i'll make a post about it in our forums

[gryph89]

i live...and i'll be setting up the ranking system again.

i'll make a post about it in our forums


:victory: :yes2:

Aman is back in the hizzle

[StupidCows]

erg...dont forget about cows now...im back in the...hizzle?....now too :D

[Anarchy_United]

Join AL, its tons of fun, with me and cows and that Bax Valet guy, hes the clan idiot. You can join us in making fun of him

[gryph89]

Join AL, its tons of fun, with me and cows and that Bax Valet guy, hes the clan idiot. You can join us in making fun of him

hahahahah...burned..

anyways..I got to get back in my groove if this Ranking system is coming back for AL...

[StupidCows]

Join AL, its tons of fun, with me and cows and that Bax Valet guy, hes the clan idiot. You can join us in making fun of him

darn...i thought i was the clan idiot...burn you bax...

:P rep for united

[gryph89]

heh , I repped him for that too lol

[Coffin Fedder]

I'm the clan idiot! get it right people!

Fricken anarchys!:p

[gryph89]

I'm the clan idiot! get it right people!

Fricken anarchys!:p

Anrchies

Edit : I just spelt something wrong that I tried to correct...god Im getting worse :dry:

[Coffin Fedder]

Anrchies

Edit : I just spelt something wrong that I tried to correct...god Im getting worse :dry:

Sadly, your getting whiter and whiter everyday. Get your ass outside! lol:cool:

[windymist]

I'm the clan idiot! get it right people!

Fricken anarchys!:p

i was the clan idiot.....till i quit tao........hmmmm

[Vader13]

Good luck with recruting AL.

Windy, this is Alex(im not sure what account you might remember me by, so here are some that I used: darksage56, shadow ninja, well, those are the only two I remember) so I wanted to see how you were doing, and I'm assuming you havnt quit the forums also.

Once again, good luck AL, maybe we will war with you sometime soon.

BTW, the name i use here is Darth_Vader.

[StupidCows]

Once again, good luck AL, maybe we will war with you sometime soon.



who is we?

[Darth_Vader]

My clan that I am in.:p
EDIT- sorry about the name change, my brother knows the pass to the other account I used(Vader13) therfore I made this one.

[wolf-boy]

SW owns you all (Given Bg owns everyone though)

[speaker4thedead]

SW owns you all (Given Bg owns everyone though)
well the guy speaks the truth

[wolf-boy]

But then, monkus owns s4td, hence speaker worships monkus :)

I remember that banner...

[speaker4thedead]

But then, monkus owns s4td, hence speaker worships monkus :)

I remember that banner...
i still have that banner :D

[wolf-boy]

Hehe, good thing that you admit.

[speaker4thedead]

Hehe, good thing that you admit.
if i didnt hed only go and own me anyway :rolleyes:

[wolf-boy]

Or i'd have to enslave you.

[speaker4thedead]

Or i'd have to enslave you.
keep telling ya self that im not scared :help:

[mantis33]

AL all the way!!!!!!!!

P.S. Peace to all my Cincinnati homies, even though Colerain is better than Elder!! :)

[Darth_Vader]

P.S. Peace to all my Cincinnati homies, even though Colerain is better than Elder!! :)
Well, I'm wondering if that was meant for me?:confused: And Elder is Definetly better than Colrain, we have just been in a slump recently. Just you wait until our freshman team becomse varsity. We had only 1 loss in football this season. Plus, I might be on that team next year.:p So just wait until then.

[gryph89]

Ok, I think it is time to make this public like last time.
Al wants the best out of its members and as it is comming up on its one year anniversary very soon, our mastermind AmanHaran has come up with a great way to show it.

This is open for every member of AL, it is to show the small guys in the clan thet you are not forgotten.So here it is:

AL will be making a ranking system : here it is
RANKINGS:
the other goal of the training is to be able to reach a specific level of playing. if you are stuck in a situation the ability to come out on top will help you in the long run of your playing ability.
to help people reach these goals there are a series of tests, each test will get harder as you progress through the ranks, the ranks given through these tests have no actual impact in the servers of TAO, but you may wish to put them in your signature on the forums you visit as a bragging right of your accomplishments. The other point of displaying our rankings is to put fear into teh eyes of our enemies. Let them know you have accomplished great tasks.
there will be 3 levels of each area: freestyle, rush, and turtle. after passing a chosen area there will be 2 levels of inter-formation testing, you may, if you wish, travel down more than one path of the rankings. A generality says that if you prefer to turtle, you will be far better with a turtle than you will with a rush. HOWEVER, learning about all basic styles of play, including the ANTI-RUSH will help you improve in your chosen path.

Rush
Class C - use basic rushing tactics, know how to kill units effectively
Class B - be able to maneuver around basic defenses
Class A - be able to manipulate the units and set up an offensive defense, to help prevent your rushing opponent from destroying your own rush

Free Style
Class C - be able to use a variant formation to get the same affect, IE don't use the same rush that everyone you play against uses, make your own adjustments
Class B - use a creative formation, showing that you can use the units in a manner that breaks the mold of the general populace, come up with your own style to win
Class - be able to manipulate any situation to come out on top. If your opponent does a wierd move that puts you in a bind, find some way to use his own move to return the favor.

Turtle
Class C - be able to use your units to block LOS and create a nice barrier to protect other units
Class B - be able to continue your barrier if your units have dwindled in number, show that you know how to use the enchantress/frosty and use them effectively, which could be not at all if all goes well for you
Class A - be able to maneuver your own units and use their abilities to lure your opponent in and crush them, even if you only have one fighting unit left


After receiving all three classes in a chosen field the title of SOLDIER will be granted, the titles given in this paragraph are preliminary, open for input and may be changed to suit the needs of the clan's liking they will be negotiated later on. If a person continues on after soldier they may test against a field other than their own IE a turtle soldier may play against a Rush who will be test their ability to overcome the differing styles in the two formations. should they pass this test they will be granted the title of BATTLEMASTER. After BattleMaster they may test against a formation style that will not be known to them until the game starts. They must win this test proving a significant challenge to the tester showing abilities learned through levels of training. Should the testee pass this test they will be granted the title of LEGEND. for to show the knowledge and skills necessary to beat one of our own in a war game style match where no punches will be pulled, you are a legend among us. If someone travels down all three paths, the title of HARBINGER will be granted..

This is for the Coaches (you know who you are)
Coaching:

in order to best help people better themselves coaches need to have a few qualifications

1. level headed -- There cannot be any taunting of the people a coach is training, if you ridicule, the student gets frustrated and quits, WE DON'T WANT QUITTING. this also means you don't get mad when they manage to surpass your expectations and actually beat you.

2. don't pull too many punches -- if you always play at a much lower level that the person needs to play against to get better they aren't really learning anything. Don't make the game too tough on them, learn the kind of tactics that they struggle with and help them get better at it. if they need to learn LOS, work with them on LOS, set your units up to help them see the shots that are possible.

3. Offer advice -- when you have evaluated each game and the tactics they used, let them know what works, what doesn't, what is risky to try, and what they can do to use the tactics that fit them best. DO NOT just play game after game after game hoping that eventually they will just figure it out on their own, they came to you for help, and a continual beating doesn't help much.

4. Don't squash creativity -- if someone is trying to come up with a new formation, give them advice on it, do not just say "it sucks use mine" because not every formation works for everyone. I have tried to use many of Ed's formations, and they work for me for the most part, but i do best with some variation. REMEMBER, it is the creativity that wins battles, doing something your opponent doesn't expect will throw them off guard, and when so many of the other clans out there encourage everyone to use only the same formations, the fact you learn how to beat their formations and use a completely different formation from the rest of the mold gives us a better chance at beating them.

I'd really hate to put this one out there but

5. Don't train other clans -- i know it can be tempting to help that newbie out if he hasn't got a clue what's going on, but that's where the greys can be decieving, who is to say that the grey you are training isn't some gold from another clan hiding as a grey trying to get some inside info about our formations to learn how to beat them.
***Once again, I (cara_grystorm) take no credit for this, AmanHaran made it, if you feel you should rep this, rep him (he is located in a post up on this page)

[AmanHaran]

or i'm right here :)

[gryph89]

or i'm right here :)

Or..are..you....:confused:

[AmanHaran]

i dunno...but you missed one of the rank levels...it's in all caps...in teh same paragraph you highlighted the other 3 levels

[gryph89]

I know, I took out that one because I reached the character limit.

edit : word 700th post

[monkus]

When can I get ranked?

[gryph89]

Have to be a "full memeber"

[Anarchy_United]

Sweet, WHen do I get ranked? One more question, am i allowed to taunt the coaches?

[gryph89]

Sweet, WHen do I get ranked? One more question, am i allowed to taunt the coaches?

Well, your a member, so you are free to obtain the Classes..And no you cant taunt the coaches b/c on earlier levels we cant play full potential, all we have to do is basically show ya some moves and how to get out of them :dry:

[laserdog667]

I would like to join this clan. My stats are above default, and i wish to try out!

[gryph89]

I would like to join this clan. My stats are above default, and i wish to try out!

That red box there said youdid a little somthing shameful in the past :eek:

Eh, anyways, just give me a holler on GL, you'll get a tryout.

[mantis33]

Damn, I'm gonna suck with this ranking system, all I do is turt. :(:eek:

Oh well......

~mantis

[gryph89]

Thats why its called PRACTICE

[mantis33]

Practice.....practice.....this word does not comply. Define this so-called practice. And this rush??? What is it??? :p

[gryph89]

Practice.....practice.....this word does not comply. Define this so-called practice. And this rush??? What is it??? :p


Im too lazy to go to dictionary.com

Anyways, I think Bax signed up for rushing, and Cows is considering it, I dont know. . .

[Anarchy_United]

I am not to lazy Gryphon
Practice-
1. To do or perform habitually or customarily; make a habit of: practices courtesy in social situations.
2. To do or perform (something) repeatedly in order to acquire or polish a skill: practice a dance step.
3. To give lessons or repeated instructions to; drill: practiced the students in handwriting.
4. To work at, especially as a profession: practice law.
5. To carry out in action; observe: practices a religion piously.

[gryph89]

Touche' my young apprentice.

[mantis33]

Touche' my young apprentice.

I thought I was your young apprentice.... :(

[Anarchy_United]

I'm confused...

[mantis33]

So what else is new??? :p :rolleyes:

EDIT: sorry bout the constant chatter. I will cease at once. I just wanted to get 150 posts! w00t

[gryph89]

Were turning this into a spam thread, lol.o well

[StupidCows]

yea...spam spam spam....woot 3 boxes :p

lol yea ill do rush with bax...as long as i get to do what i want when i want and how i want...i dont like the whole im only allowed to use certain units...but i can do a thing myself by making suckier setups and the such yet using what i want...trust me tho i can get it to work...and this way every 1 doesnt end up with an S like on they're first try

[gryph89]

Yeah, I guess, just give them advice, and read the coaching section up top, it would help..I think it is the 15th post, or somewhere along those lines

[NoContest]

hey.hey. sup guys, im starting to use the forum today. tell al leader i said hi and thanks for lettin me in XD

[gryph89]

hey.hey. sup guys, im starting to use the forum today. tell al leader i said hi and thanks for lettin me in XD


No problem contest, one thing, make your banner smaller, before the banner police neg you to hell and back.

[NoContest]

i see. i see. sorry. o yeah gryph whats up, almost forgot to say that XD tell everyone in clan i said hi.

[gryph89]

Hahah, not alot man.Not a whole lot.

Im getting mad, frigging GL let me in, for like 5 minutes and lagged me out..and there were people in there :O

[mantis33]

I think I've repped just about every AL member I can think of. Have you guys all repped me yet??? :D

[StupidCows]

i tried but the repping system wont let me...

[gryph89]

*burp*

[mantis33]

Excuse you.....how rude.

[gryph89]

Whats the matter Mantis cant solve my initals :P

[Oisin]

Hi. :)

I don't know AL at all.

My name is Oisin.

Hi.

[gryph89]

Hi

[speaker4thedead]

i tried but the repping system wont let me...
yeah reping system suxs

[mantis33]

Damn, servers still down this morning........:(

[TripleSeven]

Hmm... would read the whole ranking thing but too lazy :P lol and can't believe the severs are stiil down. This has to be one of the longest crash tao has have that I know of.

[StupidCows]

good thing i have school and....well i have other stuff ijust dont know what yet

[TripleSeven]

You're happy you have school, Ryan? Strange character you are, I have to say. lol :P

[AmanHaran]

mei...they are posted in our forums broken up a bit more, half the message is if you want to coach, but can be useful to those wanting training so that they have an idea what to expect out of the training.

[wolf-boy]

/close thread..

Hehe.

I have captured 51 souls bia!

[gryph89]

/close thread..

Hehe.

I have captured 51 souls bia!

/shutup

crap doesnt work :P

Yes and Aman, I got a reputation system up in the AL forums..although the problem is still being bugged out for the time being

[Anarchy_United]

I'll admit it, the naked chicks was the one I clicked
Can someone make me a cool signature?

[gryph89]

I'll admit it, the naked chicks was the one I clicked
Can someone make me a cool signature?

I'll see if I can get my friend to make one for you

[NoContest]

um.. guys tactics is not working AGAIN! :(

[gryph89]

O well lol, shiznip happens, guess I have to whore it up in here again

[NoContest]

hey hey gyph add me to the tourney already

[mantis33]

OMG, how did NoContest get 2 boxes in 19 posts when it took me over 200? lol That's it, I am expelling him from the clan. :p

[gryph89]

Expel him and I wil make it a personal challenge to give more red's than Thash :P

NoContest, the tournament already started sign ups are closed, so stop asking me >_<

[Anarchy_United]

Mantis, it took me like 15 posts also, whats your rep right know? Mine is 178, I am just 10 times cooler than you

[TripleSeven]

*sigh* hate the sever crashing...

[mantis33]

YOU ALL SAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[gryph89]

What do we sak?

[NoContest]

okay i'll stop asking you gryph. sign me up for tourney XD.

[gryph89]

:crybaby:

[Anarchy_United]

:crybaby:
*Teases The Crying TAOer

[StupidCows]

Mantis, it took me like 15 posts also, whats your rep right know? Mine is 178, I am just 10 times cooler than you

243 here :D

[NoContest]

is midnight ever on? cause i wanna ask him for some help on banner. :D

[gryph89]

He gets on from time to time, next time I see him on AIM I'll give him a holler for you, see if he can make you a banner.

[StupidCows]

he's got a website i just cant remember what it is...hang on and ill look it up

[Anarchy_United]

SMART FISH CANT FLY!!
And No, Flying Fish dont fly, they just glide

[gryph89]

Yes they can..thats why there are a species called FLYING FISH

[StupidCows]

SMART FISH CANT FLY!!
And No, Flying Fish dont fly, they just glide
lol long time :P

darn the black letters...proves you wrong ed :P

[gryph89]

I guess so now I feel like a tart..dam you cows

[steve12]

As of this day, I, steve12 of the Arcadian Legends, declare that this clan is the most comical, hilarious, and strongest clan ever to set its foot in the Great Lakes Server of Tactics Arena Online. All those who oppose will be severely punished by me; I shall remove one cookie from their cookie jar. Thank you for your time.


yeah cuz we're bitter sweet, we knowyo off yo feet.... and we keep cummin back for more, we're just the clan yur looking forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:cool:

[gryph89]

Do you EVER stop with that lol....everytime I see you...

steve sucks no seriously you do

:P

[StupidCows]

steve sucks ed's....yea you know the rest

[steve12]

Yeah whatever you loopy poos

[NoContest]

hey guys like my banner XD. i guess i don't need midnight anymore. XD

[StupidCows]

yea but it needs your name...

[gryph89]

It dont really need his name..that banner frigging owns

[NoContest]

:d

[gryph89]

Dont spam ..wait I do that everyday :eek:

[StupidCows]

no kidding...you spam spam spammer

SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM SPAM



spam .......................... ^Oh the Black^

[NoContest]

hey guys do you know how to find the subscription number for upgrading acc? I deleted my e-mail with it :(

[StupidCows]

thats the only way i know to find it...so your in trouble :p

[gryph89]

hey guys do you know how to find the subscription number for upgrading acc? I deleted my e-mail with it :(

go to www.paypal.com
log into your account
go to all activity
find your transaction for TAO
click on details
and look at the number

[mantis33]

NoContest, PM serigy. That is what I had to do.

[gryph89]

My way is easier and you dont need to bother Sergiy ;)

[StupidCows]

yea well your way can go to candyland for all i care :p

[Anarchy_United]

I like candy... Speaking of Candy, we had a going away party for are English teacher. We played dodge ball with starbursts. Also, we wrote a poem for her. I will show it to you guys later, but i dont have time to type it. GO GO POWER RANGERS!!

[windymist]

laadeedaa!!!!!!!!!

weewaawoo

try out for AL

and we may juss take u home!!!!!!!!

GO AL!!

[Anarchy_United]

Whose Al? Is that the real name of Steve12? Or is it the real name of Stupid Cows?

[StupidCows]

It's my undercover name...shhhh

[Anarchy_United]

*Watches as a Cow repels from the ceiling and then shoots a guard with a tranquilizer gun

[StupidCows]

sadly tho...i missed, broke my rope, plumeted 150 feet, and landed on all fours :D

[Anarchy_United]

Unfortunatly, the floor spreads apart to reveal a giant swimming pool. To bad your stupid

[StupidCows]

and cant swim...

and to complete this story i was sent to heaven, they rejected me, was thrown in the Underworld, Comquered the Devil and became the new underworld demon :D SUPER DEMON COWS WILL RULE THE EARTH IN 7.6 YEARS!:p

[Anarchy_United]

*Commits Suicide to be with Al
Can I join the super demon cow legions?

[StupidCows]

*Commits Suicide to be with Al
Can I join the super demon cow legions?
I guess but only on one condition, and that is you worship me as your complete master. Oh and Al is my undercover name, not undercover here, im totaly on top of the covers

[Anarchy_United]

*Thinks for a few seconds...
Brain Explodes from the exertion and I go to the second hell, reserved for Murderers and People who talk during movies
Then I Take over the second Hell and create My Mighty Malcontent Monkey Marines to augment Stupid Cows Super Cow Demon Legion

[StupidCows]

well rock paper scissors then

i choose Rock

(but only if you choose scissors if you choose paper then i choose scissors and if you choose rock then i choose paper )

[Anarchy_United]

Why are we rock paper scissor shooting?
PaperBut my stony stoned it first

[StupidCows]

Why are we rock paper scissor shooting?
PaperBut my stony stoned it first
for hell domination

Read my black typing...i win :D even if it is stoned...just makes it stupider...dont you know anything about drugs

[Anarchy_United]

My stony stoned it so it is rock and crushes your scissors anyway, I WIN!!! Accept I dominate second hell, reserved for people who talk during movies and murderers

[mantis33]

Whose Al? Is that the real name of Steve12? Or is it the real name of Stupid Cows?
*Hopes Anarchy is not serious........but isn't too sure......*

[StupidCows]

arg fine...you can have second hell but i get first hell and cows dont go to 2nd hell so im good

Edit- and ok im done here bye guys

[Anarchy_United]

*Hopes Anarchy is not serious........but isn't too sure......*
Considering it took me a month to figure out who Ed was, I wouldnt be to sure either

[mantis33]

Considering it took me a month to figure out who Ed was, I wouldnt be to sure either
ROFLMAO

[windymist]

sadly tho...i missed, broke my rope, plumeted 150 feet, and landed on all fours :D

dam u missed.........and survived a 150 foot drop.....didnt they hear u hit????? i mean cmon u weigh like wut 500 lbs? =P

[Anarchy_United]

I really want to make a thread called "Arcadian Legends Intra-Clan Orgy" Am I allowed? And SHould I?

[StupidCows]

dam u missed.........and survived a 150 foot drop.....didnt they hear u hit????? i mean cmon u weigh like wut 500 lbs? =P

634 actually but who's counting

and lol Anarchy that would be hilarios but i think you would get flamed like there's no tomorrow

[Anarchy_United]

*Feels ADD kicking in
MUST MAKE THREAD, MUST MAKE THREAD
I have to fight the POWER!!!

[mantis33]

[QUOTE=Anarchy_United]I really want to make a thread called "Arcadian Legends Intra-Clan Orgy" Am I allowed? And SHould I?[/QUOTE
*chants* DO IT DO IT DO IT, lol.

w00t, 300 posts!!!!!

[windymist]

lol go for it anarachy, and u can join me!!!!!!!!!!!!! in

BEING RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gryph89]

STOP MAKING USELESS POSTS IN A RECRUITMENT THREAD :p

[AmanHaran]

yeah...yer makin me look bad...er...

yer makin ed look bad..er...

bah...

[StupidCows]

lol your making your moms look bad for having you...and you make your dads look bad for....using the bathroom?

[mantis33]

STOP MAKING USELESS POSTS IN A RECRUITMENT THREAD :p
Ed's right.
So.........who wants to join????

[StupidCows]

hey ed...if someone wanted to join they would have already posted...no this is basically the Al spam thread and you might as well join you king spammer

[mantis33]

hey ed...if someone wanted to join they would have already posted...no this is basically the Al spam thread and you might as well join you king spammer
:) ......just :) ........

[Anarchy_United]

Has anyone every eaten spam? And do you know what spam stands for?

[windymist]

Has anyone every eaten spam? And do you know what spam stands for?

well ive ate spam....but i have no clue wut it stands for =Þ

[NoContest]

Guys stop acting dumb. Seriously, im gonna eat you all.

[mantis33]

**runs from being eaten**

[Anarchy_United]

Guys stop acting dumb. Seriously, im gonna eat you all.
Stupid Cows and Mantis aren't acting
Also, I am to high in fat for your diet.

[mantis33]

Smartass............:p

[Anarchy_United]

I prefer Wiseass
*Tap dances

[gryph89]

*sigh*
O well if you cant beat em mine as well join em right

[StupidCows]

woot go ed...time to make the decision now...

and the answer is SAY YES TO DRUGS b/c they help you sleep at night, and get high in your life :D

[TripleSeven]

I think I'm going to stay out of spamming in this thread...but its fun watching eddie falling into the peer pressure and joining in. :p

[mantis33]

I think I'm going to stay out of spamming in this thread...but its fun watching eddie falling into the peer pressure and joining in. :p
True that!!! :p

[gryph89]

You all enjoy galloping in my failures dont you :crybaby:

[AmanHaran]

yes i have eaten spam...and yes i know what it stands for...

Stuff Posing As Meat

nastiest meal i've ever had since i was a kid and my mom accidentally put 5x the ammount of salt in teh chicken and dumplings she was supposed to

[windymist]

yes i have eaten spam...and yes i know what it stands for...

Stuff Posing As Meat

nastiest meal i've ever had since i was a kid and my mom accidentally put 5x the ammount of salt in teh chicken and dumplings she was supposed to

ew thas enough ta make me throw up...:bad:

meisk gjsi fisnt sosngi suend aoslt sithes trias?

[TripleSeven]

You all enjoy galloping in my failures dont you

Oh Eddie cheer up and stop crying already. :cray: You know we all like you. :yes2:

yes i have eaten spam...and yes i know what it stands for...

Stuff Posing As Meat

nastiest meal i've ever had since i was a kid and my mom accidentally put 5x the amount of salt in the chicken and dumplings she was supposed to

Hmm... never knew what it was stand for. Guess I know it now and man Aman that meal of yours must have traumatize you.

I remember this one time in my cooking class, I had to make this salty beard and I kinda put abit to much salt. The paper said 5 tsp. i think and I put like 5 tbps. lol... glad I didn't have to eat the beard cause the whole class was making it for a school ceremony. Don't blame me about the salt I was still sleepy from the class before this class.

[StupidCows]

ive given up trying to cook :p

[windymist]

ive given up trying to cook :p

thank god, i remember the last time i was ova ta ur house n u were cookin us some soup.......it was perty good to until i ate some finger or sometin. im gonna scared for life from that experience. =[ it was really gross to.:rolleyes:

[w00t]

can i try out? for AL

[StupidCows]

good thing you dont know where i live...i'd have nightmares about you


W00t you'll have to try out but yes im pretty sure if you do well in the tryout that you can join. But those red boxes mean you've done some bad stuff...

[mantis33]

can i try out? for AL
Hmmmm, not sure if we want anyone with 2 red boxes.........

[windymist]

can i try out? for AL

iono.........can you? :p :p :p

[w00t]

lol only got those because every1 just gives me red and has no reason basically most of em are N/A :)

[w00t]

iono.........can you? :p :p :p
iono can i? :confused:

[mantis33]

lol only got those because every1 just gives me red and has no reason basically most of em are N/A :)
I think they give you red for reasons such as you double posting right above me. :p

[w00t]

I think they give you red for reasons such as you double posting right above me. :p
like uve never done that ( double post )

[mantis33]

Maybe when I was a compltee noob to any kind of forum. But you should eventually learn..........and from what I've seen, you havn't.

[Anarchy_United]

I learned fast, see, three green boxes, I RULE!!
Psss, mantis 1 more box in 1/3 the posts

[StupidCows]

and the same in 1/6 the posts of me

but im almost up to 4 just 12 more, or 2 months, or 400 posts :D

[Anarchy_United]

It wont let me rep you again cows, I am just giving random people rep to let myself rep you again

[StupidCows]

be carefull you can only dolike 10 a day i think

[w00t]

lets all rate cow good :)))

[Anarchy_United]

My vote is we dont let w00t into the clan, red boxes clash with our Logo

[w00t]

My vote is we dont let w00t into the clan, red boxes clash with our Logo
oh i dont care bout bein in ur clan im just deciding to have fun on forums :)) and since were all voting cow green i shall join in :D

[windymist]

iono can i? :confused:

iono can u??

and Anarchy what about me? :D

[Anarchy_United]

It wont let me either

[w00t]

iono can u??

and Anarchy what about me? :D
iono :)

[StupidCows]

wtf are you guys talking about?

And anarchy ill rep you as soon as i can :p

Edit - 4 BOXES hahaha anarchy

[windymist]

MAN I HAVE MY 8TH GRAY ON GOLD WIN AND I CANT HOST IT!!! I TRIED RESIZING IT AND EVERYTHING AHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StupidCows]

ok windy what you want to do is to make them smaller instead of the whole address, a link

ill PM you

[windymist]

ty in advance cows

[mantis33]

HAHA, I helped in Cows' 4th box and windy's 1st box. Now can you guys help me on my third. I am currently 191. Who will put me over 200??? The world may never know..........:p

[Jeffery]

Who can take you down 48 rep for begging for rep? The world will always know......

[mantis33]

Who can take you down 48 rep for begging for rep? The world will always know......
**Bows down before his greatness and prays it doesn't happen.**

[BaxVarlet]

Ugh, you guys have ruined my good thread and trashed it with your spam/rep begging.

Just wanted to let you guys know, AL is now 3rd in GL, and only going up. Keep it up guys, and please cut back on the spamming, we don't want AL to look like a bunch of noobs, eventhough most of you are :p

[windymist]

Ugh, you guys have ruined my good thread and trashed it with your spam/rep begging.

Just wanted to let you guys know, AL is now 3rd in GL, and only going up. Keep it up guys, and please cut back on the spamming, we don't want AL to look like a bunch of noobs, eventhough most of you are :p

classic man lol

IM FINALLY GREEN AGAIN!!!!! BY 2 REP BUT IM STILL GREEN THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME!!!!!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU......SORTA :)

[StupidCows]

Don't worry Bax, ill get my Gold in the top 100 soon enough. But are we really third again? I think this ties us with as high as we've ever been :D

[mantis33]

Ugh, you guys have ruined my good thread and trashed it with your spam/rep begging.

Just wanted to let you guys know, AL is now 3rd in GL, and only going up. Keep it up guys, and please cut back on the spamming, we don't want AL to look like a bunch of noobs, eventhough most of you are :p
Ouch Bax........ouch. Anyway, AL has a lot of work to do until we can get to the 1 or 2 spot. But keep up the good work and if you need a tryout/invite. I am usually on and it will not be a problem.

400 posts!!! w00t

[Anarchy_United]

I am a Noob and I am proud

[gryph89]

Don't worry Bax, ill get my Gold in the top 100 soon enough. But are we really third again? I think this ties us with as high as we've ever been :D

We held second for one week...then I decided to take a break...and we all know when that happens ;)

[StupidCows]

hey ed they are talking about a friendly war between us and SW...look in the Gl section

[gryph89]

I grew tired of warring, even if it for fun, it always elevates into something to where neither benefit.

I have no intention of warring my way past the war-mongerers.I wont participate if the co-leaders out vote me.

[StupidCows]

Darn i need to rape they're stats...could you make it a me and bax and anarchy vs. they're clan?

[mantis33]

I grew tired of warring, even if it for fun, it always elevates into something to where neither benefit.

I have no intention of warring my way past the war-mongerers.I wont participate if the co-leaders out vote me.
I agree with Ed. I vote no on a war of any sort.

[StupidCows]

hey you might want to clean that brown off you nose it's stating to get to me

[mantis33]

hey you might want to clean that brown off you nose it's stating to get to me
Lol, I can't help it I don't like wars. Don't be an ass. :(

[gryph89]

hey you might want to clean that brown off you nose it's stating to get to me

hhahhaaa...ahh...*sigh*

Anyways...Cows, that is the dumbest welcome you did by far, seriously, I want to get this free for all up..dont muck it up :P

[StupidCows]

not my fault i remembered what today was :p

[gryph89]

Yeah well..I supose I should wish you a happy b-day then :P
TAO one. ..

[mantis33]

It's cows' birthday?

[gryph89]

Yeah his one year TAO b-day

[mantis33]

Oh, happy birthday cows!!! I would rep you, but it seems I've used all the rep I can in the past 24 hours....

[NoContest]

Happy birthday! I would treat you to some steak if i had money XD

[BaxVarlet]

I might vote pro-war simply to get me some games, as it has been an impossible feat as of late. And I have no doubt cows and I could take them all out. :cool:

[NoContest]

What?

[gryph89]

Contest, that banner had me frigging laughing my ass of for like 15 minutes

[NoContest]

Yeah. I pwn too much.

[mantis33]

Contest, that banner had me frigging laughing my ass of for like 15 minutes
But isn't it too big? :eek: I don't want him to get negged by Jeffery.

[windymist]

Darn i need to rape they're stats...could you make it a me and bax and anarchy vs. they're clan?

what about everyones favorite gray? i mean i am in AL with a gray....and 2 golds n 2 grays would b betta then 1 gray n 2 golds :p

[gryph89]

Your stuff is wiped lol.I tried getitng on some accounts, but teh beith wipeith

[speaker4thedead]

until we can get to the 1 or 2 spot.
Umm you have ALOT of work to do if ya aiming for #1 AK has that secure for a while

[mantis33]

Hmmm, I like how you edited it to make it sound like I said it would be easy. :) Anyway, what I actually said was "AL HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO until we can get to the 1 or 2 spot." Thank you

[gryph89]

Mantis your just so nice :rolleyes:

[BaxVarlet]

Hmmm, I like how you edited it to make it sound like I said it would be easy. :) Anyway, what I actually said was "AL HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO until we can get to the 1 or 2 spot." Thank you

I'm working on it, I'm working on it, give me a week to make us #1 at least.:p

[mantis33]

ROFLMAO. You can do it Bax, I have faith in you.

[gryph89]

Bax, maybe if you sing a lumberjack song it will help you

[BaxVarlet]

I'm sorry to say i'm ill-educated on lumberjack songs.

[gryph89]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.



That about sums it up Bax, hoped it helped

[mantis33]

It sure did help me.........
Now I know what Ed's true calling is.........
SONG WRITER!!!

[gryph89]

I take no credit for that, the great minds of Monty Python are to thank ;)

[speaker4thedead]

ROFLMAO. You can do it Bax, I have faith in you.
Man i love brining ill feeling were ether i go :wink2:

ZOMA!!!!!!! When we gonna cyber again then??:rolleyes:

[mantis33]

Man i love brining ill feeling were ether i go :wink2:

ZOMA!!!!!!! When we gonna cyber again then??:rolleyes:
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

:bad:

[gryph89]

I suppose black text pwns all..TO THOSE WHO CANT SEE IT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[mantis33]

Why are you posting blank messages? LOL, just kidding. DON'T READ THIS OR YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS!!!<<<DO NOT READ. I am warning ya.

[gryph89]

Why are you posting blank messages? LOL, just kidding. DON'T READ THIS OR YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS!!!<<<DO NOT READ. I am warning ya.


uh-oh. . .

[StupidCows]

darn guess i gotta make this the best seven days of my life *streaks and chases speaker down the road*but only if i have to YOU BISCUIT EATER MANTIS!:p

[windymist]

Why are you posting blank messages? LOL, just kidding. DON'T READ THIS OR YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS!!!<<<DO NOT READ. I am warning ya.

MAN THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!! I JUST HIT 200 DARN POSTS AND NOW IM GONNA DIE IN 7 DAYS MAN!!!!!!!!!!

on related news a big cow was streaking down the road afta a crazy mid 20's looking male and an insect was up in a tree playing with some thing that goes by the name baxxypoo.......oh yeah and the least important part of todays news is that the cookie monster ate eddie!!!! someone give the cookie monster a cookie for his good deed

=] =] =] =] =] =]

[gryph89]

STOP TYPING IN BLACK FONT DAMMIT IT IS REALLY ANNOYING

[StupidCows]

if you say so stupid ed...

[Coffin Fedder]

STOP TYPING IN BLACK FONT DAMMIT IT IS REALLY ANNOYING
We can do what ever we want!!!! Well atleast I think;)

[StupidCows]

erhm...i see a massive neg attack coming on...

[NoContest]

Whos coffin? He seems like a noob to me :) By the way my banner pwns yours cow.

[StupidCows]

ok 1) i dont care
2) you just insulted a guy with major rep...say good bye to 2 boxes
3) your banner is too big...watch out for the banner police

[mantis33]

STOP TYPING IN BLACK FONT DAMMIT IT IS REALLY ANNOYING
Weren't you the one that started it??? ;) Anyway, I'll stop just for you. **wipes brown off nose** Is that better Cows? :p

[gryph89]

Hey dont diss the fedder.

[Coffin Fedder]

Whos coffin? He seems like a noob to me :) By the way my banner pwns yours cow.

Even though u may rank 5th on the server dude doesn't mean to give u right to call people noobs of that such, Thats disrespectful and some people in the game take things serousily like that in this game, (not saying names) so you could possibly get Negged badly or lost a lot of respect

[StupidCows]

good point...but 5th on the server...he's just new and thats y he never heard of you

[mantis33]

Even though u may rank 5th on the server dude doesn't mean to give u right to call people noobs of that such, Thats disrespectful and some people in the game take things serousily like that in this game, (not saying names) so you could possibly get Negged badly or lost a lot of respect
Since when is NoContest ranked 5th on any server??? :confused:

EDIT: jinx Cows :p

[NoContest]

Im only kidding XD. You know me or do you!!

[Anarchy_United]

Happy Late B-Day cows, I was to busy setting bags of shit on fire on peoples doors to come on, sorry. I am leaving for Florida on Wednesday so I wont play for while, but a war is a good idea. I like wars:bigsmile: Calvin+Hobbes Rox all Sox

[BaxVarlet]

Even though u may rank 5th on the server dude doesn't mean to give u right to call people noobs of that such, Thats disrespectful and some people in the game take things serousily like that in this game, (not saying names) so you could possibly get Negged badly or lost a lot of respect

Anyone who takes being called a noob by someone too seriously needs to be shot.

[Anarchy_United]

Mommy!! Some called me a noob!! *Crys in a corner, I am emotionally scarred for life!! Arcadian Legends Rocks All Socks

[windymist]

Mommy!! Some called me a noob!! *Crys in a corner, I am emotionally scarred for life!! Arcadian Legends Rocks All Socks

ok whose the one the one who called my son a noob? *pulls out cane* im armed n dangerous so who called my son a noob :p

[gryph89]

Windy, type in ENGLISH not computer slang "leetness"

:P

[mantis33]

Ye, I waz gona doo dat and like......so ummmm, yeah. You knoe, I waz lke ok kool n it ws fonny, so ummmm.......yeah ha ha ha ha. Iss actuly soemwat awsum u kno wht I meen?

^^^^My impression of windy^^^^:p

[gryph89]

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