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EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 09:16 PM

Max and I are officially getting married. I asked him today and he said yes.
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1459/untitled0ql.png

After that, we went home together and talked the night away. He told me how he was legally married to Catra, but I said it was fine. So we both went to bed. Little did he know, I stayed awake.

At about midnight, I took off Max's pants. And I got on top of him.

About 2 hours later, I gave birth to two beautiful children.
http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1853/raped0xg.png

We had one boy and one girl. There names are D1ckey and Duane.

Here are there pictures:

Duane (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/56/Duane1.jpg/180px-
Duane1.jpg)
D1ckey (http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/gifs/dickey.jpg)
__________________________________________________ ______

You are all invited to our marriage.

When: Sunday, November 26th
Where: Revelations
Who: Max2k106 and Elemental
Why: For our Marriage

Brides Maide: Glamdring
Best Man: Glamdring
Priest: Cara_Grystorm (gryph89)
Wedding Planner: Mushroom_Girl
Drunken Uncle who tells embarrising storys: Wolf-Boy
Drunken Idiot: tyu
Porsitute: Darkness
Flower Girl: sooner4life
Ring Bearer/hooker: ko71991
Booze Seller: Savanna
Coat-Checker/Looter: Snork
Under-Paid Security Guard: Learz
The guy who hits on everybody: Daemon Bloodmaw
Photographer: HorNet
Midget who jumps out of wedding cake: Vie
Drunken ex-boyfriend of Elemental who also happens to be a gangbanger and does a drive-by on the wedding: bobdogangsta
Max's Personal Bodygaurd/Pimp/Ladycheckerouter/Freefoodeater: Banditto
Guy who comes out of nowhere: Northwind

If you think you would be good at any of these jobs, please PM me and tell me. If you think you would do good at another job not listed, please PM me.
_______________________________________________

I Hope everyone comes to celebrate this wonderful time for me and Max:bigsmile:

sooner4life

11-19-2005, 09:18 PM

Awww, so sweet. ;)

EDIT: Oh yeah, first post!

max2k106

11-19-2005, 09:23 PM

No! No!

This is not happening! It's a scam! Mental is trying to steal your money and eat your babies! Don't let him do it! Stop the marriage!

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 09:25 PM

No! No!

This is not happening! It's a scam! Mental is trying to steal your money and eat your babies! Don't let him do it! Stop the marriage!

Shut up you dirty hag!

THE MARRIAGE IS HAPPENING!

sooner4life

11-19-2005, 09:25 PM

No! No!

This is not happening! It's a scam! Mental is trying to steal your money and eat your babies! Don't let him do it! Stop the marriage!
I only have six dollars and as far as I know I don't have any babies.

wolf-boy

11-19-2005, 09:25 PM

Wow...

savanna

11-19-2005, 09:26 PM

i give out booze.
=)

max2k106

11-19-2005, 09:28 PM

By the way, you spelled porsitute wrong you bum!

You spelled it porstitute when I clearly told you to spell it porsitute.

savanna

11-19-2005, 09:29 PM

dun dun dun dun, dun DUN dun dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

sooner4life

11-19-2005, 09:30 PM

Shut up you dirty hag!

By the way, you spelled porsitute wrong you bum!

I can just feel the love. :p

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 09:30 PM

By the way, you spelled porsitute wrong you bum!

You spelled it porstitute when I clearly told you to spell it porsitute.

I have no clue what you are talking about. I spelled it corrctly the first time.:wacko:

Coffin Fedder

11-19-2005, 09:30 PM

Max have fun, and wow I feel so stupid from reading this

divinity

11-19-2005, 09:36 PM

Even the Social Workers were there at the wedding. They weren't invited, that's just how fast their expertise in their profession was needed after the marriage.

"Oh won't someone please think of the children?!?!"
-Reverend's Wife on The Simpsons

EDIT: Thanks max2k106, I thought it was one or the other.

max2k106

11-19-2005, 09:39 PM

Even the Social Workers were there at the wedding. They weren't invited, that's just how fast their expertise in their profession was needed after the marriage.

"Oh won't someone please think of the children?!?!"
-Lisa's school teacher on The Simpsons
It's not the school teacher that says it. It's the reverend's wife.

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 09:41 PM

It's not the school teacher that says it. It's the reverend's wife.

My fiance just PWNED you Divinity.

R G

11-19-2005, 09:47 PM

The Glamdring reference is a hoot...since he/she just came out as being a guy....RG

CAN I CUT THE CAKE AT YOUR WEDDING??

Here's a example of me cutting the cake.

POOOOOOOOT....

ExpectDeath

11-19-2005, 09:49 PM

Ohh a wedding, I'll come:angel:

I wanna b...I wanna b, the annoying 3 year old crying in the back of the church.

Snork

11-19-2005, 09:52 PM

What's this garbage?
This is one of the worst events I've ever heard of.
But it beats what I had planned that day, so I'll make an appearance.
Can I be the coatcheck guy? I intend to loot pockets.

EDIT:

oh yeah;
Congradulations Elemental!

Sorry to hear about this Max.

***Duo***

11-19-2005, 09:52 PM

This is disturbing...

-Duo

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 09:52 PM

max2k106

11-19-2005, 09:54 PM

This is disturbing...

-Duo

"-Duo"???

What the hell does that mean?

You write "This is disturbing..." and you sign it? . . . unbelievable. :dry:

***Duo***

11-19-2005, 10:00 PM

"-Duo"???

What the hell does that mean?

You write "This is disturbing..." and you sign it? . . . unbelievable. :dry:

I'm not the one being hitched.
How much did you dower his parents, Ele?
:cool:

-Duo

Merdoc.

11-19-2005, 10:01 PM

ill be on rev on the 26th :)

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 10:03 PM

I'm not the one being hitched.
How much did you dower his parents, Ele?
:cool:

-Duo

I am not sure what dower means, but umm... his parents like me.

emerald slasher

11-19-2005, 10:04 PM

everyone ignore duo

he has an IQ at the level that we like to call mentally retarded

***Duo***

11-19-2005, 10:04 PM

I am not sure what dower means, but umm... his parents like me.

How much did you pay them, to marry Max?

everyone ignore duo

he has an IQ at the level that we like to call mentally retarded

There's nothing wrong with that! :rolleyes:

-Duo

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 10:06 PM

How much did you pay them, to marry Max?

-Duo

Well, they did not like the fact max was married to a girl. So I asked them if it was ok if he could marry a guy, and they said yes.

***Duo***

11-19-2005, 10:08 PM

Well, they did not like the fact max was married to a girl. So I asked them if it was ok if he could marry a guy, and they said yes.

Oh.
Great deal.
Ele must be hella' cool. :cool:

-Duo

EleMENTAL

11-19-2005, 10:09 PM

Oh.
Great deal.
Ele must be hella' cool. :cool:

-Duo
:cool:

Learz

11-19-2005, 10:11 PM

I'm too lazy to pm you, so how about I be the underpaid security gaurd?
:keepord:

And congrats!
*spikes the punch*

Daemon Bloodmaw

11-19-2005, 10:26 PM

I call dibs as the guy who hits on everybody at the wedding! :cool:

_Darkness_

11-19-2005, 11:36 PM

Dibs on Prostitute!

Glamdring

11-19-2005, 11:59 PM

Hah, I pwn you all. I'm the only one who gets to be two things at once. :cool:

I fully intend to get drunk and tell embarrassing stories about both of you at the reception.

Who's walking you down the aisle mental?

Coffin Fedder

11-20-2005, 12:02 AM

I call dibs as the guy who hits on everybody at the wedding! :cool:

Morg, we should start a mosh-pit!

inked

11-20-2005, 02:05 AM

This thread disappointed me. You raped my man. I hate you more than you can imagine you dirty penguin dancing whore. If I could I would find you and sick a poacher on you and then I'd fed your skined corpse to the coca-cola polar bears. I hope you rot in hell you dirty rapist bird. I hope both of your children commit suicide once they learn you are one of their parents. Die.

Xenon

11-20-2005, 03:14 AM

I am coming.

My maximus is all growed up!! I can't believe it was so wuick till he got hooked up ;)

Sensai

11-20-2005, 05:30 AM

I bet max doesn't turn up :P

Servant

11-20-2005, 07:31 AM

your .link to duane is broken. is it suppossed to be or was that an accident?

Daemon Bloodmaw

11-20-2005, 10:04 AM

Glammy stole my job!

But she's better at it anyways

And why mosh when I can be hit for real?
Damn do their husbands wedding rings hurt...

ko71991

11-20-2005, 12:56 PM

I call dibs on the hooker that come sout of the wedding cake!

Xenon

11-20-2005, 02:35 PM

I call dibs on giving EleMENTAL away, if it's not taken that is.

Sensai

11-20-2005, 03:17 PM

Dibs on guest :cool:

HorNeT

11-20-2005, 03:20 PM

oops damnit! i didnt see ko's post -_-

fine, I call the wedding singer!

Match Strike

11-20-2005, 03:22 PM

Max and I are officially getting married.
Oh good Lord...

Hellblazer

11-20-2005, 03:37 PM

I'm scared. Ele, aren't you a guy?:confused:

Vie

11-20-2005, 03:43 PM

I'll be the midget prostitute that comes out of the cupcakes!

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 04:19 PM

Hah, I pwn you all. I'm the only one who gets to be two things at once.

I fully intend to get drunk and tell embarrassing stories about both of you at the reception.

Who's walking you down the aisle mental?

I am walking down the aisle.

This thread disappointed me. You raped my man. I hate you more than you can imagine you dirty penguin dancing whore. If I could I would find you and sick a poacher on you and then I'd fed your skined corpse to the coca-cola polar bears. I hope you rot in hell you dirty rapist bird. I hope both of your children commit suicide once they learn you are one of their parents. Die.

Thank you for your kind thoughts.:cool:

I'm scared. Ele, aren't you a guy?

So?

Learz

11-20-2005, 04:25 PM

I got the job! W00T!
My insanely low bid must have done it, heh heh.

Now I can go around and sample the booze and show my shiny round thing off to the guests.

btw, does my job involve work in any way?
:bigsmile:

Ooooh! Ooooh! You need a photographer! A guy who gets the screenies of the wedding! Who wants that?

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 05:04 PM

I need a priest. Someone who is forumly legal.

ko71991

11-20-2005, 05:04 PM

Did I get the hooker job?

tyu

11-20-2005, 05:05 PM

Yes I got the druken Idiot!

ko71991

11-20-2005, 05:07 PM

Ring Bearer: ko71991

You misspelled "Drunken man hooker who comes out of the wedding cake".

bobdagangsta

11-20-2005, 05:08 PM

Lemme be something for the wedding.

ko71991

11-20-2005, 05:09 PM

You can be the drunken ex-boyfriend of Ele who also happens to be a gangbanger and does a driveby on the wedding.

sooner4life

11-20-2005, 05:15 PM

Well the floral shop was closed so I got the next best thing *shows the cocaine*.

ko71991

11-20-2005, 05:16 PM

I say, instead of throwing rice, we'll throw cocaine!

EmelGreenLeafer

11-20-2005, 05:51 PM

Max and I are officially getting married. I asked him today and he said yes.
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1459/untitled0ql.png

After that, we went home together and talked the night away. He told me how he was legally married to Catra, but I said it was fine. So we both went to bed. Little did he know, I stayed awake.

At about midnight, I took off Max's pants. And I got on top of him.

About 2 hours later, I gave birth to two beautiful children.
http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1853/raped0xg.png

We had one boy and one girl. There names are D1ckey and Duane.

Here are there pictures:

Duane (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/56/Duane1.jpg/180px-
Duane1.jpg)
D1ckey (http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/gifs/dickey.jpg)
__________________________________________________ ______

You are all invited to our marriage.

When: Sunday, November 26th
Where: Revelations
Who: Max2k106 and Elemental
Why: For our Marriage

Brides Maide: Glamdring
Best Man: Glamdring
Priest: TBD
Drunken Uncle who tells embarrising storys: Wolf-Boy
Drunken Idiot: tyu
Porsitute: Darkness
Flower Girl: sooner4life
Ring Bearer/hooker: ko71991
Booze Seller: Savanna
Coat-Checker/Looter: Snork
Under-Paid Security Guard: Learz
The guy who hits on everybody: Daemon Bloodmaw
Photographer: TBD
Drunken ex-boyfriend of Elemental who also happens to be a gangbanger and does a drive-by on the wedding: bobdogangsta

If you think you would be good at any of these jobs, please PM me and tell me. If you think you would do good at another job not listed, please PM me.
_______________________________________________

I Hope everyone comes to celebrate this wonderful time for me and Max:bigsmile:

What if someone starts spamming in rev.? just asking....

sooner4life

11-20-2005, 05:52 PM

Then they get to be the annoying two-year-old in the back crying the whole time.

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 05:56 PM

Then they get to be the annoying two-year-old in the back crying the whole time.

+Rep for that. LOL!!!

Learz

11-20-2005, 05:56 PM

Didn't Jeffery get that $5 minister thing online....?
I think we found a priest.... :bigsmile:

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 06:12 PM

Didn't Jeffery get that $5 minister thing online....?
I think we found a priest.... :bigsmile:

I'll ask

Hellblazer

11-20-2005, 06:33 PM

So?
Oh...well...........nevermind.

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 06:35 PM

Oh...well...........nevermind.
:cool:

banditto

11-20-2005, 06:41 PM

So who gets custody of me then?

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 10:30 PM

We still need a priest and some other people.

sooner4life

11-20-2005, 10:35 PM

Wouldn't you need a organist also?

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 10:42 PM

Wouldn't you need a organist also?

Ugh, so many things

sooner4life

11-20-2005, 10:43 PM

And we can't forget the designated driver. ;)

ko71991

11-20-2005, 10:49 PM

Ring Bearer/hooker: ko71991

Better. :cool: :kiss:

EleMENTAL

11-20-2005, 10:56 PM

Better. :cool: :kiss:
;)

Sensai

11-21-2005, 10:26 AM

I'll be the Photographer (...that happens not to take any pictures of you two). And your driver (...that happens to forget the directions).

TY :cool:

HorNeT

11-21-2005, 10:39 AM

Photographer: HorNet

:cool:

Sensai

11-21-2005, 10:58 AM

You get to take pictures of the fitt bridesmade! :mad:

kegsworth

11-21-2005, 11:13 AM

Can tamadrummer and I drop the beat at the reception? * boom tikka boom tikka boom* double drums-yes:cool:

Learz

11-21-2005, 11:17 AM

Yay! Hornet is now the photographer!
Now he can take screenies of max running away with the florist - I mean, of the wedding!

Xenon

11-21-2005, 11:25 AM

I call dibs on giving EleMENTAL away, if it's not taken that is.

Hmm? Hmm?

Sensai

11-21-2005, 11:26 AM

Yay! Hornet is now the photographer!
Now he can take screenies of max running away with the florist - I mean, of the wedding!

That was my intention. But Learz got the job :P

Xenon

11-21-2005, 11:57 AM

Oh well, another plan messed up :)

Sensai

11-21-2005, 12:06 PM

I'll just be the driver then. Don't worry i won't forget the directions.

Xenon

11-21-2005, 02:49 PM

Get a Hummer H2 Limo for everyone coming to the wedding :)

mantis33

11-21-2005, 02:57 PM

Can I be the DJ at the reception??? Don't worry, I won't play rap. :p

Vie

11-21-2005, 03:16 PM

Did I get the job as the midget prostitute that comes out of the cupcakes? If not I will be the begger in front of the church!

Xenon

11-21-2005, 03:27 PM

Can I be the DJ at the reception??? Don't worry, I won't play rap. :p

Don't have to.
Play UK garage :D

mushroom_girl

11-21-2005, 03:32 PM

You are all invited to our marriage.

When: Sunday, November 26th
Where: Revelations
Who: Max2k106 and Elemental
Why: For our Marriage

It's either Sunday, November 27th or Saturday, November 26th. ;)

I think it should be the 25th, because that's my birthday. :happy:

And I can be your wedding planner! I'm good at decorations.

Xenon

11-21-2005, 03:40 PM

I agree, put here in charge.

I found a pic of the happy couple during the honeymoon...

http://islandpacket.com/ips_rich_content/wed-insurance-030305.jpg

bobdagangsta

11-21-2005, 03:44 PM

Did that take you a while?

sooner4life

11-21-2005, 04:36 PM

Ok, who took the cocaine?! :mad: If it isn't found I still got a runner-up, carrot sticks, and nobody wants that. ;)

R G

11-21-2005, 05:09 PM

*RG thinks to himself* hmmmm?? I have never tried snorting carrot sticks....*SNORTS carrot sticks* *pulls carrot sticks out of nose after nearly dying*

I don't suggest trying to snort carrot sticks either...

uniquinous

11-21-2005, 05:14 PM

With all these prostitutes, I think we need a pimp. And I also think that pimp should be the priest...

(btw, this is hilarious)

sooner4life

11-21-2005, 05:16 PM

False alarm, the floral shop opened and they have cocaine filled flowers. :yahoo:

EleMENTAL

11-21-2005, 06:04 PM

Vie is the midget who jumps out of the cake.

Mushroom_Girl is the wedding planner.

We do not need a driver.

I still need a Priest and like 3 people to make sure Max doesn't go anywhere!

gryph89

11-21-2005, 06:19 PM

Ill priest..Ele bothered me over AIm, but joining you two together means everything to me :love:

Coffin Fedder

11-21-2005, 06:21 PM

For entirtainment i'll wrestle with Morgan!

gryph89

11-21-2005, 06:23 PM

What the flyin-flapjacks are you smoking, there is no naked wrestling at weddings :confused:

edit : Just for the record Im free all day sunday :P

EleMENTAL

11-21-2005, 07:23 PM

I thought only retards would marry me. Well I guess I am right.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2676/maxisaretard5at.png

choplocker-17

11-21-2005, 07:25 PM

Aren't you too a little young to get married:p well good luck

banditto

11-21-2005, 07:35 PM

Ima be Max's Personal Bodygaurd/Pimp/Ladycheckerouter/Freefoodeater. word.

EleMENTAL

11-21-2005, 07:38 PM

Ima be Max's Personal Bodygaurd/Pimp/Ladycheckerouter/Freefoodeater. word.

Added

gryph89

11-21-2005, 07:39 PM

Ima be Max's Personal Bodygaurd/Pimp/Ladycheckerouter/Freefoodeater. word.

So basically you will be a lumberjack? or am I missing soemthing?

mantis33

11-21-2005, 07:40 PM

So basically you will be a lumberjack? or am I missing soemthing?
What is it with you and Lumberjacks today Ed??? :p

gryph89

11-21-2005, 07:42 PM

What is it with you and Lumberjacks today Ed??? :p

ever since I heard the Lumberjack song from Monty Python...Dont worry they will be out of my head by the end of tonight...probably lol

mantis33

11-21-2005, 07:50 PM

I convinced Ele into letting me make the wedding cake. I am so excited. I will show you guys the cake once it is finished. :)

Vie

11-21-2005, 08:50 PM

YEs , Midget Stripper right here boys.... girls.....men....ladys.....um! DOGS!
I am open come inside the cake for a special suprise! :D I can't wait to show my stuff!

sooner4life

11-21-2005, 09:01 PM

I thought you were going to jump out of the muffins? :huh:

EDIT: I see, nevermind. :p But wtf does this mean:
the wedding: bobdogangsta

Warcow

11-21-2005, 09:28 PM

You are not allowed to marry max, Skof and I have exclusive rights to him.

Also, there will be no nicknaming of Elemental Ele, that title belongs to the somewhat irksome Elentari.

That will be all.

EleMENTAL

11-21-2005, 09:30 PM

You are not allowed to marry max, Skof and I have exclusive rights to him.

Also, there will be no nicknaming of Elemental Ele, that title belongs to the somewhat irksome Elentari.

That will be all.

I did not ask to be called Ele. Max and glam always call me Mental.

And Max is my FIANCE wether you like it or not. If you want to settle this to a game of TAO Tank Ball, then lets go. :p

Warcow

11-21-2005, 09:34 PM

I did not ask to be called Ele. Max and glam always call me Mental.

And Max is my FIANCE wether you like it or not. If you want to settle this to a game of TAO Tank Ball, then lets go. :p

How about just a game of TAO?

Don't make me hurt you.

EleMENTAL

11-21-2005, 09:41 PM

How about just a game of TAO?

Don't make me hurt you.

No, because in a real TAO game, I would be put into my place. I like being free.

Ächilles

11-21-2005, 09:45 PM

Apparenly I was asked to be the priest, or something...?

EleMENTAL

11-21-2005, 09:52 PM

Apparenly I was asked to be the priest, or something...?

Yes, but you never answered. Will you still like to be priest. PLEEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

HorNeT

11-22-2005, 01:52 AM

who will be the crazy arabain yelling akaamlakamakalmamaklamakamlamklkamalkmalkmalkmalkm alkmaklmalmamakmalkamlkamlkamlkamamLAMAAAAA?

Sensai

11-22-2005, 12:43 PM

akaamlakamakalmamaklamakamlamklkamalkmalkmalkmalkm alkmaklmalmamakmalkamlkamlkamlkamamLAMAAAAAA

i think i'm pretty good at that.

Jeffery

11-22-2005, 01:01 PM

Welcome to the world of Racism guys. Enjoy your stay. I'm sure you already own Stormfront accounts.....

Xenon

11-22-2005, 01:34 PM

who will be the crazy arabain yelling akaamlakamakalmamaklamakamlamklkamalkmalkmalkmalkm alkmaklmalmamakmalkamlkamlkamlkamamLAMAAAAA?

akaamlakamakalmamaklamakamlamklkamalkmalkmalkmalkm alkmaklmalmamakmalkamlkamlkamlkamamLAMAAAAAA

i think i'm pretty good at that.

Jeez, I didn't think spamming was allowed... :rolleyes:

Sensai

11-22-2005, 03:00 PM

Jeez, I didn't think spamming was allowed... :rolleyes:

Neither did I :confused:

Xenon

11-22-2005, 03:03 PM

Neither did I :confused:

Your a culprit, don't you dare talk to me :p

Sensai

11-22-2005, 03:08 PM

Your a culprit, don't you dare talk to me :p

Ok *walks away*

bobdagangsta

11-22-2005, 03:10 PM

This just goes back and forth between Sensai and Xenon.

Sensai

11-22-2005, 03:13 PM

Yes it appears it does bob. Is there a problem?

bobdagangsta

11-22-2005, 03:14 PM

No, just kinda funny how you guys hate each other or something.

Sensai

11-22-2005, 03:21 PM

No, just kinda funny hoe you guys hate each other or something.

LOL, we don't hate each other. It's just funny :)

Note: the :P after his insult :D

mantis33

11-22-2005, 03:29 PM

Ok, I'm done making the cake!!!

Here it is......http://www.weddingcakelady.com/Stacked/stack4.jpg

gryph89

11-22-2005, 03:39 PM

Thats a pretty weird looking cake.

EmelGreenLeafer

11-22-2005, 04:06 PM

In this wedding, can i be the drunken bastard that says, '' I have something to confess! '', when the priest says, '' If you have something to say, say it now, or forever hold your peace. ''.?

Woodland

11-22-2005, 04:14 PM

In this wedding, can i be the drunken bastard that says, '' I have something to confess! '', when the priest says, '' If you have something to say, say it now, or forever hold your peace. ''.?
lol Emel i think Max and Elemental might not want some drunken fool messing up their special day :p and Mantis nice cake let's hope Max isn't to greedy and eats it all. :rolleyes:

EleMENTAL

11-23-2005, 04:45 PM

Wedding Will Take Place On Saturday. I Will Not Be Able To Come On Sunday.

gryph89

11-23-2005, 04:45 PM

*Will be there*

Learz

11-23-2005, 05:47 PM

I should be on Sat. night.

tyu

11-23-2005, 05:54 PM

You didn't put what time! :eek:

ko71991

11-23-2005, 06:17 PM

Zomg!

gryph89

11-23-2005, 06:27 PM

Most likely, we need to go the reception, so it will be all day ;)

Northwind

11-23-2005, 06:29 PM

OK, when the priest states "Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony? Speak now or forever hold your peace."

I'll be the guy who bursts in from the back of the church yelling "NOOOOOOO!!! They can't be married, because . . . because . . . I don't know how to say this . . . but I am carrying Max's child.

And then I'll hand Max's child to someone else and run away again. :dry:

EleMENTAL

11-23-2005, 06:30 PM

ko71991

11-23-2005, 06:33 PM

Sure thing.
I'm surprised you're taking this all too well.

gryph89

11-23-2005, 06:34 PM

ko71991

11-23-2005, 06:37 PM

On a random note:

Gryph, you owe me REAL pics of naked chicks... Hot ones. :mad:

gryph89

11-23-2005, 06:38 PM

On a random note:

Gryph, you owe me REAL pics of naked chicks... Hot ones. :mad:

I'll pm you some links lol

ko71991

11-23-2005, 06:39 PM

Well, that's better. :cool:

gryph89

11-23-2005, 06:39 PM

Expect one in about 15 minutes ;)

ko71991

11-23-2005, 06:43 PM

Sweet. :) I wonder if he's serious...

gryph89

11-23-2005, 06:44 PM

heh, no one knows muahah :cool:

edit : Yeah, I just relized this isnt exactly the kind of behaior a priest commits, sorry Jesus

ko71991

11-23-2005, 06:46 PM

For shame...

EleMENTAL

11-23-2005, 10:59 PM

I do not have access to AIM from this computer. So if you need to et ahold of me, please PM me.

mantis33

11-24-2005, 09:05 AM

I do not have access to AIM from this computer. So if you need to et ahold of me, please PM me.
I need to get a hold of your throat, so that I can strangle it for that random NEG!!! :mad:

gryph89

11-24-2005, 09:07 AM

Why not becomes one of the people who morally object the wedding if your that mad

gryph89

11-24-2005, 09:07 AM

edit : I hate this mouse, Im sorry

Volcom

11-24-2005, 09:49 AM

interesting

EleMENTAL

11-24-2005, 10:16 AM

I need to get a hold of your throat, so that I can strangle it for that random NEG!!! :mad:

It was not random. I was stating my feelings.

gryph89

11-24-2005, 10:53 AM

interesting

Yeah, it is a blue LED light piece of crap that double clicks from time to time, which really kills me in turtle games when I end up stoning th wrong units b/c it does :(

so now, Im reduced to hitting the TAB key till it says "submit reply" lol

EleMENTAL

11-25-2005, 06:27 PM

1 more day:bigsmile:

gryph89

11-25-2005, 06:37 PM

For this, your saturday is starting in WST time correct (california and so forth)

Or are you going by EST?

EleMENTAL

11-25-2005, 06:43 PM

For this, your saturday is starting in WST time correct (california and so forth)

Or are you going by EST?

Western time.

It is 4:42 for me right now.

Vie

11-25-2005, 06:50 PM

I say, instead of throwing rice, we'll throw cocaine!

*throw coca cola bottle, which hits ele in the head*
Oh Shit! Runs I thought you ment coke. Sry ele

max2k106

11-25-2005, 07:04 PM

. . . . . this isn't happening

:)

EleMENTAL

11-25-2005, 07:13 PM

. . . . . this isn't happening

:)

Yes it is smunky pie:)

gryph89

11-25-2005, 07:50 PM

. . . . . this isn't happening

:)

Well, it could be used as laughs for old times.Think about it, Im laughing now ;)

Learz

11-26-2005, 11:17 AM

I won't be on tonight (EST).
:rolleyes:
I'm going to be at a Starcraft LAN party. :bigsmile:

But hey, what did you expect from an under-paid security gaurd? :p

T3km4n

11-26-2005, 11:19 AM

Brides Maide: Glamdring
Best Man: Glamdring
Hahhahahahahaha
:bad:

gryph89

11-26-2005, 11:19 AM

Wel still dont know what time this is supposed to be. . .

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 12:26 PM

The wedding will take place tonight.

Me and my geandma are going to go watch the new Harry Potter movie at 12:00 my time.

It is currently 10:26 my time.

sooner4life

11-26-2005, 12:35 PM

I hope I can make it, I'm at my dad's house this weekend and I'm going to have to help put up Chirstmas lights soon and my dad is like Clark Griswald when it comes to lights. ;) Maybe it could be tomorrow?

Xenon

11-26-2005, 12:38 PM

Ele? Is it saturday or sunday where you live?

sooner4life

11-26-2005, 12:39 PM

It's Wednesday. :rolleyes:

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 12:40 PM

Today=Saturday 10:40 am
I am going to the movie in like 1 hour and 20 minutes

Xenon

11-26-2005, 12:42 PM

So its 10:40 am saturday morning? Cool. What time is your wedding? For you.

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 12:46 PM

So its 10:40 am saturday morning? Cool. What time is your wedding? For you.

Not sure

Xenon

11-26-2005, 12:51 PM

WHAT?!?! :eek::eek:
It's your wedding and you don't know the time of it?

Notify us as soon as you find out :)

gryph89

11-26-2005, 12:53 PM

Yeah seriosuly Im horrible at time so :

If anyone has AIM, and Cara_Grystorm is not present at this wedding please IM me at CaraGrystorm and tell me its starting, I got priestly duties to attend to :P

Xenon

11-26-2005, 12:54 PM

Your the priest?

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 12:55 PM

Your the priest?

Yes

He better cut to the chase before max leaves the wedding.

gryph89

11-26-2005, 12:58 PM

Like I said, drop me a dam IM , and get my butt in there when you start

Xenon

11-26-2005, 01:02 PM

Like I said, drop me a dam IM , and get my butt in there when you start

Make sure you do come.

gryph89

11-26-2005, 01:05 PM

I have no life, so Im always online ;)

Xenon

11-26-2005, 01:06 PM

Ok, I thought that was the case :p

gryph89

11-26-2005, 01:09 PM

Ok, I thought that was the case :p

everyone's a comedian :dry:

Xenon

11-26-2005, 01:13 PM

Can't help it :(

I know you were being sarcy.

The Fairplay

11-26-2005, 01:13 PM

My fiance just PWNED you Divinity.
i thinnk i wuld be good at the priest

Xenon

11-26-2005, 01:15 PM

Errr... no.

gryph89

11-26-2005, 01:41 PM

i thinnk i wuld be good at the priest

Do you take anything seriously?

The Fairplay

11-26-2005, 01:42 PM

Do you take anything seriously?
do u???

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 01:43 PM

Leaving to see HP4

I will tell people when I get back

gryph89

11-26-2005, 01:43 PM

Nooo Dont The Movie Is Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 05:18 PM

Nooo Dont The Movie Is Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I just go back. That Harry Potter movie as the BST HP Movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooner4life

11-26-2005, 05:30 PM

The HP movies would be better if Peter Jackson directed it, because then there would be more violent parts. :p

gryph89

11-26-2005, 05:32 PM

I just go back. That Harry Potter movie as the BST HP Movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cracks knuckels* well, are we getting this whole show on the road or no?

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 05:42 PM

Wedding will take place in 1 hour.

I hope.

22woger22

11-26-2005, 05:45 PM

I can see the future ...

Max is going to run off with a French hooker.

gryph89

11-26-2005, 06:41 PM

Its been an hour, I dont see anyone except for sooner in revs

22woger22

11-26-2005, 06:45 PM

Its been an hour, I dont see anyone except for sooner in revs
Looks like both of them ran off with French hookers ...

gryph89

11-26-2005, 06:46 PM

I do have better things to do than to hang out in rev waiting for them though :(

22woger22

11-26-2005, 06:47 PM

I do have better things to do than to hang out in rev waiting for them though :(
Like hanging out with French hookers? ;)

I'm going crazy over French hookers ...

gryph89

11-26-2005, 06:49 PM

Word :cool:

sooner4life

11-26-2005, 06:52 PM

Looks like I spent 72.99 bucks on cocaine filled flowers for nothing.

EleMENTAL

11-26-2005, 06:53 PM

Well, looks like this is gunna postponed till next weekend.

gryph89

11-26-2005, 06:55 PM

Looks like I spent 72.99 bucks on cocaine filled flowers for nothing.

And I spent two days of "not commiting sins" :spiteful: if ya catch my drift

edit : you dirtbomb!!!!! jm still . . .why!!!!

22woger22

11-26-2005, 06:55 PM

Well, looks like this is gunna postponed till next weekend.
I predict Max is going to run off with 5 French hookers by then.

gryph89

11-26-2005, 06:57 PM

I predict Max is going to run off with 5 French hookers by then.

Why not 7, once for each day of the week. . well. . since this wedding aint happening, Im gonna go back to playing Day of Defeat lol

Xenon

11-27-2005, 01:07 AM

So your not getting married now then?

Glamdring

11-27-2005, 01:24 AM

AGGGGHHHH... I thought you said the wedding was sunday! I wasn't even here today :(

But if it's tomorrow or next weekend I should be able to make time for it.

Xenon

11-27-2005, 01:31 AM

Well your lucky then.

max2k106

11-27-2005, 09:35 AM

AGGGGHHHH... I thought you said the wedding was sunday! I wasn't even here today :(

But if it's tomorrow or next weekend I should be able to make time for it.
It was supposed to be sunday . . . and I did my best to avoid Mental yesterday :)

You can't marry me if you can't find me! HA!

ironhorse123

11-27-2005, 09:37 AM

It's not really hard avoiding someone on the internet, Max! All you have to do is not get on... :p

gryph89

11-27-2005, 09:39 AM

Or go into invisible mode into the forums.

edit : no wait, max is a mod so he could probably see the people who are. . .poop

max2k106

11-27-2005, 09:47 AM

Yeah, but I'm the one that's hiding. . .

h()()t

11-27-2005, 09:51 AM

...max just face it...your not ready to stop laying around drinking beer and smoking pot (metal ones) all day, while watching porno and well...we wont go that far. Just get it over with, we all know this isnt going to work out with you two.

bobdagangsta

11-27-2005, 09:52 AM

You said yes to him to you have to marry him :p

EleMENTAL

11-27-2005, 10:20 AM

It will be next weekend.

apollo7

11-27-2005, 10:27 AM

So Hulky's getting married huh? God they're going to be ugly kids...

max2k106

11-27-2005, 10:37 AM

No marriage! :mad:

gryph89

11-27-2005, 10:51 AM

Come on. . be a sport ;)

apollo7

11-27-2005, 11:06 AM

No marriage! :mad:

You can either go along with it or we're going to tie you up and have a ventriloquist stick his hand up your ass and make you. Oh yeah, if you don't go along you're going to be tied up in the fetal position for the honeymoon too, I don't think you want that ;)

gryph89

11-27-2005, 11:25 AM

You can either go along with it or we're going to tie you up and have a ventriloquist stick his hand up your ass and make you. Oh yeah, if you don't go along you're going to be tied up in the fetal position for the honeymoon too, I don't think you want that ;)

Assume the position :spiteful:

Woodland

11-27-2005, 12:10 PM

I noticed in the job position's that there is no camera man, Max can i be the camera man :p

Xenon

11-27-2005, 12:59 PM

Is the wedding happening or not? :*dwarf:

gryph89

11-27-2005, 01:00 PM

Is the wedding happening or not? :*dwarf:

Oh, well make it happen alright. . .

max2k106

11-27-2005, 01:19 PM

No, it's not happening.

gryph89

11-27-2005, 01:20 PM

Not even if we say please :(

max2k106

11-27-2005, 01:21 PM

I'll do it for money.

sooner4life

11-27-2005, 01:21 PM

Well I'm broke, will you take muffins?

EleMENTAL

11-27-2005, 01:27 PM

Max is a little shy. He doesn't like having sex in public.

gryph89

11-27-2005, 01:32 PM

I'll do it for money.

If I paid you in pennies and nickels would you do it?

Xenon

11-27-2005, 01:33 PM

No, it's not happening.

Aww, come on.

22woger22

11-28-2005, 01:16 AM

Good. Don't get married Max.

*Plots to gain Max's love*

Xenon

11-28-2005, 05:50 AM

Max marry Ele, it's your only way of getting away from TuTu's madness :p

wolf-boy

11-28-2005, 08:41 AM

Oh yeah, if you don't go along you're going to be tied up in the fetal position for the honeymoon too, I don't think you want that

...Ewwww....

WaCk-HeAd

11-28-2005, 12:48 PM

Is this bullshit still going on?

Get a grip, bunch of freaking pansies.

Yes, I'm pissed. So F you.

Xenon

11-28-2005, 01:20 PM

Okay, so pissed as in drunk or pissed as in pissed off?

divinity

11-29-2005, 10:34 AM

My fiance just PWNED you Divinity.
Uh, no. http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b303/bluexeyes_/no.gif

Glamdring

11-29-2005, 01:24 PM

Is this bullshit still going on?

Get a grip, bunch of freaking pansies.

Yes, I'm pissed. So F you.
o.O Little overreaction?

WaCk-HeAd

11-29-2005, 01:26 PM

o.O Little overreaction?

...

Is this bullshit still going on?

Get a grip, bunch of freaking pansies.

Yes, I'm pissed. So F you.

...

You think?

EleMENTAL

12-06-2005, 10:09 PM

Didn't wantto make a new thread so:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4848/maxlovesmental9le.jpg

-57-

12-06-2005, 10:29 PM

Lmao when'd you make that :)

ko71991

12-07-2005, 09:23 AM

Max marry Ele, it's your only way of getting away from TuTu's madness :p
OR the only way of building it up...

Yes, its a late response. But

22woger22

12-08-2005, 04:45 AM

OR the only way of building it up...

Yes, its a late response. But
You're not helping the madness, Ko ... :mad:

Yes, it's a late response. But

Volcom

12-08-2005, 04:48 AM

Didn't wantto make a new thread so:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4848/maxlovesmental9le.jpg

bit gay isnt it ... nothing against the gay commuinty,.... but .

you "marring" a DUDE on the INTERNET that you met through a GAME.. hmmmmm

Dragoen Link

12-08-2005, 05:01 AM

OHHHH The irony :rolleyes:

EleMENTAL

11-25-2006, 12:21 AM

Didn't wantto make a new thread so:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4848/maxlovesmental9le.jpg

Well, it has been 1 year and I think it has become time to go through with this. Max still says no about it, but I think if we all talk top him about it, we might be able to pursuade him.

Max and I have grown really close over the last year. And when I say close, I mean REALLY close...if you know what I mean.

Brain Freeze

11-25-2006, 09:05 AM

lol u alot are mad

-Dape-

11-25-2006, 09:06 AM

Well, it has been 1 year and I think it has become time to go through with this. Max still says no about it, but I think if we all talk top him about it, we might be able to pursuade him.

Max and I have grown really close over the last year. And when I say close, I mean REALLY close...if you know what I mean.

Have you two been sleeping with each other...:confused:

Buster

11-25-2006, 09:26 AM

Have you two been sleeping with each other...:confused:

Well max... butt rape.

Wizzy`

11-25-2006, 09:53 AM

Well, it has been 1 year and I think it has become time to go through with this. Max still says no about it, but I think if we all talk top him about it, we might be able to pursuade him.

Max and I have grown really close over the last year. And when I say close, I mean REALLY close...if you know what I mean.

Sorry Ele, if anyone is gnna get max, it's me.
Or Say What? just ask him. :\

EleMENTAL

11-25-2006, 04:00 PM

Sorry Ele, if anyone is gnna get max, it's me.
Or Say What? just ask him. :\

Excuse me?!?!?!?! Max will NEVER marry you. Max and I are in true love. He is just using you to get what he wants.

Cuathon

11-25-2006, 04:06 PM

max already eloped with me 2 years ago lol.

EleMENTAL

11-25-2006, 04:14 PM

max already eloped with me 2 years ago lol.

Nuh uh, you lie!!!! He was with catra, not you!!

max2k106

11-25-2006, 11:31 PM

Holy mother of god! I never thought this thread would resurface and bite me in the rear end. Ele . . . I've been avoiding you for a year. I'm sorry, but Catra came first. The only way I'd marry you is if there was clear proof that Catra died. . . and even still, I've been into necrophilia ever since this summer.

EleMENTAL

11-25-2006, 11:58 PM

Merdoc.

11-26-2006, 04:32 AM