Adlibs

[dirka dirka]

Someone types up a paragraph leaving words out. Everybody else comes along and fills the words in with things that make it funny or ironic. I don't want to see a new paragraph more than once a day. I'll start us off. I'm not very good at it, but I figured I'd just give an example.

Paragraph: __ (verb) a __ (noun) is very __ (adjective) and simple. A __ (noun) can do it. First, prepare your __ (noun). Second, __ (verb) and lick every __ (noun) in your house. Second, __ (verb) up and down your __ (noun). Now all that is left is to __ (verb) your __ (noun).

Adlibbed: Beating a cat is very cruel and simple. A monkey can do it. First, prepare your spoon. Second, punch and lick every fork in your house. Second, run up and down your road. Now all that is left is to beat your cat.

[meat.eater]

You totally could make that paragraph a VERY dirty mad libs.

(Oh, yeah...they're called "Mad Libs")

[Hellblazer]

Paragraph: Killng a n00b is very cool and simple. A walrus can do it. First, prepare your keyboard. Second, clean and lick every knife in your house. Third, move up and down your webpage. Now all that is left is to kill your n00b.
:p

[dirka dirka]

You totally could make that paragraph a VERY dirty mad libs.

(Oh, yeah...they're called "Mad Libs")
Actually, theya re called adlibs. Mad libs was the popular TV show, I believe.

[1336]

Dirka Dirka, a girl is very easy and simple. A flacid little boy can do it. First, prepare your member. Second, rub and lick every orifice in your house. Second, look up and down your whore. Now all that is left is to play your homeboy dirka.

woah man u r smart k thanx 4 the fun homeboy i help u u help me k thanx bro

[kegsworth]

Spamming a thread is very popular and simple. An armless person can do it. First, prepare your fingers(or extremities). Second, lick every plastic object in your house. Third, move your cursor up and down your webpage. Now all that is left is to think of a random topic.This is crazy fun!

[HorNeT]

Running a crackhouse is very fun and simple. A crackhead can do it. First, prepare your lines. Second, snort and lick every line in your house. Second, run up and down your street naked. Now all that is left is to sell your crack.

[dirka dirka]

Running a crackhouse is very fun and simple. A crackhead can do it. First, prepare your lines. Second, snort and lick every line in your house. Second, run up and down your street naked. Now all that is left is to sell your crack.
Now that is what I WANT TO SEE!!