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Tcbb....
12-16-2005, 03:01 AM
Long long ago, maybe in your before before life, there is an emperor in China. And you, in your before before life, was lukily(according to the emperor) his servent. However, one day the emperor suspected that you had an affair with one of his concubines. Now you are in a difficult situation and face two choices: 1. become an enunch to avoid suspesion; 2. Live the way you are, but the emperor may kill you any day unexpectedly but humanely. What would you choose?

Here is what others think:
Your family:"We should never let him go outside. Studies shows that indoor servents have a life-expectancy twice as long as outdoor servents. If we had keep him indoor, we would have our property for 7 more years.

The Royalties family:
Prince Jeffery:
While my servents' death seemed very peaceful, it was heartwrenching to have to hold each of them while the capitalation were given

Prince Warcow:
So if I think about it, my servent should be castrating me . . .

Prince Realist
Actually, royal servents aren't meant for the wild(sex). royal servents have evolved for millenia(actually around 10 thousand years, royal servents can still cross bread with free peasants) through unnatural selection as royal servents.

Princess *LadyPhantom*
The only reason anyone should breed royal servents would be if he were attempting to make the future servents better.

Prince max2k106
would I want My servent to slice off my balls?

Princess mushroom_girl
Well would I rather have my concubine have the kids then have to have them put down because I can't handle them, OR would I rather not take the chance and cascatrate my servent.

So you know you don't actually have a choice. But if you do, what would you choose? Face the possiblity of sudden death in the future or have yourself castrated?

For those of you confused, I am refering to
this thread. (http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20107) No disregard to Jeffery's feeling; I am talking about pets' feeling here. My parent had my pet chicken killed by neighbours who didn't like his smell, so I know how we feel about death of a pet.

Here is what I believe:
1.Human don't have a significant higher EQ than other highly social mammals who care for each other and their young.
2.Just because animals don't show their feeling in ways we comprehend, doesn't means they don't have feelings.
3.A life without danger, chanlleges, hardships, and losts is a boring life in prison.
4.What I don't want to happen to myself, I don't want to happen to other animals.

banditto
12-16-2005, 06:20 AM
Uhh, I would kind of do that run away thing to the Buddhist temple and become a hermit :)

And now for a real answer, death or balls, I would go with maybe death, because if they cut your balls off back then, you would probably bleed to death or get infected and die anyway. So having a slight chance of living with my balls is always better than having a slight chance of living without them.

Realist
12-16-2005, 07:44 AM
This is a very tortured analogy. :eek:

Jeffery
12-16-2005, 12:32 PM
Just so as you know....

Anyone trying to enunch me WILL face an unexpected death.

tarvos 6
12-16-2005, 12:41 PM
Hmmm. Would the castration involve the WHOLE package, or just the jingle bells? Would everyone know about you being castrated, or is it a private affair? How old are you when you make this decision? These things must be a factor, If its the whole package being smashed, then Id die, If its a private affair, Id lose em, and If im old, Id die soon anyway, so just kill me. Also the method of castration would factor in, would it be painful, like 2 bricks coming together? Or would I be put to sleep with a potion and then they do it painlessly, I hate pain, so Id choose death over the brick clapping.

EDIT:
I know the "manly" thing to say is, my balls are MINE, if Im going down, theyre coming with me!!!!! But really people, I would like to think a life with no limbs would be better than no life at all, at least your experiencing something, even if its shame and embarrassment.

tony887
12-16-2005, 12:43 PM
ummm..... im keeping my balls...

kegsworth
12-16-2005, 12:47 PM
:rolleyes: Likewise.

Snork
12-16-2005, 01:06 PM
Just so as you know....

Anyone trying to enunch me WILL face an unexpected death.


Has anybody tried before?

kegsworth
12-16-2005, 01:08 PM
Yup, and I almost died.

mushroom_girl
12-16-2005, 02:36 PM
Princess mushroom_girl
Well would I rather have my concubine have the kids then have to have them put down because I can't handle them, OR would I rather not take the chance and cascatrate my servent.
That princess is a smart one. ;)

ExpectDeath
12-16-2005, 02:58 PM
ExpectDeath!

Umm, I'd keep my balls, b/c of the reason's the Ditty said.

Liquid Swordsman
12-16-2005, 03:16 PM
I don't think alot of people here got the point of this thread.

Megabyte
12-16-2005, 05:07 PM
you lost me at concubine