Jock or Nerd

[camolots_guardi]

I find this truley amazing :).

Michael Jordan makes over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, $7420 per hour, $124 a minute, working or not.



If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at

the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that

round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k),

he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1, 2000.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000

a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,500 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant,

he'll pull in about $5,600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it? Keep reading!!!!!!

However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than

Bill Gates has today. Nerds win :)

[Relative Pantz]

And the cool thing is Michael Jordan works and plays hard, Bill Gates just has to sit on his but and collect Royalty Payments :D

[camolots_guardi]

Edit: Actually, I don't think that is true. Since he owns so much, he has to supervise it and do a ton of work

[Spirit_Monger]

Wow, that is pretty interesting. But, tell me, where did you get all that info anyway? Or, did you get one thing, then do some math?

[tyu]

How did you get all of this info?:p
Edit: I'm to slow!

[Madars]

This thread makes me want to rob Michael Jordan. :)

-Mad-

[camolots_guardi]

Lol, my friend showed me it today.

HI SPIRIT :D

[Buster]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jock+Michael+Jordan+&word2=Nerd+Michael+Jordan+
all of lifes trails can be done by a fight, googlefight.

[Match Strike]

Next time quote your source, otherwise it looks like you're taking credit for someone elses work.

[camolots_guardi]

I told you, my friend sent me it, I dont know where he got it.

[Office_Shredder]

The real google fight (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jock+Michael+Jordan+&word2=Nerd+Bill+Gates)

[Soda]

Michael Jordan is noob.

[Spirit_Monger]

I told you, my friend sent me it, I dont know where he got it.
Well, find out where he got it. :p Does he like, stalk Michael or something. :)

HI Cam!

[camolots_guardi]

Michael Jordan is noob.


AHHAAAHAH! :D

Spirit, I will ask him...but I think he stalks him

[Spirit_Monger]

Well, in that case, perhaps he could get me some of that money?

And O_S, that Google fight is pretty interesting. Do you know how they come up with the results? I made my own and lost to the other person. I did not recieve any Results.

I think it hates me. :( I made myself as a nerd and jock against multiple people and have lost every time.

[Office_Shredder]

Well, in that case, perhaps he could get me some of that money?

And O_S, that Google fight is pretty interesting. Do you know how they come up with the results? I made my own and lost to the other person. I did not recieve any Results.

All it does is search each term on google, and count how many sites come up

[camolots_guardi]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolots&word2=Spirit_Monger


:D

[Office_Shredder]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolots_guardi&word2=Office_Shredder

OUTTA MY HOUSE!

[camolots_guardi]

lol office, you kicked my ass

[Spirit_Monger]

Well, I suppose all my names a pretty unpopular then.

Anyway, here is one that I beat Cam in: My one and only win. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolots_guardian&word2=Spirit_Monger):p

[Office_Shredder]

Well, I suppose all my names a pretty unpopular then.

Anyway, here is one that I beat Cam in: My one and only win. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolots_guardian&word2=Spirit_Monger):p

Except his actual name is:
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolots_guardi&word2=Spirit_Monger

[Spirit_Monger]

Except his actual name is:
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolots_guardi&word2=Spirit_Monger
Well, on the forums, yes. In the game I believe it is Camalots_Guardian.

[Cosmo88]

Well Realist, it was a valliant effort, but it was futile :cool:: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Realist&word2=Cosmo

[Office_Shredder]

Well, if we're in the business of just using any old nickname, you can suck it:

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Cosmo&word2=OS

[Spirit_Monger]

Well Realist, it was a valliant effort, but it was futile :cool:: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Realist&word2=Cosmo
Or is it?
Attempt #2. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Realist&word2=Cosmo88)

But, meh, don't worry, he kicked my ass to.

Realist kicking my ass. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Realist&word2=Spirit_Monger)

[Cosmo88]

Thats it. Realist & O_S are cheaters, I demand a rematch.

[Spirit_Monger]

Don't you worry, Cosmo, I shall get you someday.

Another loss for me. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Spirit_Monger&word2=Cosmo88)

[Cosmo88]

Here is proof this game is out of wack..

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Tactics+Arena+Online&word2=Runescape

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Revelation&word2=Legends

Anyways, someone has to rise up against OS, and beat him :mad:

[Spirit_Monger]

Well, he has fallen to an old account of mine.

Come one, come all, witness the fall of Office_Shredder!

His dethroning. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Darth_Vader&word2=Office_Shredder)

[Office_Shredder]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Darth_Vader&word2=OS

You still can't beat the generic version of Office_Shredder.

The brand name sucks, but the rip offs kick ass :)

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DOCTOR+DEVICE&word2=j00%21

It's official, ME > j00!

[Cosmo88]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DOCTOR+DEVICE&word2=j00%21

It's official, ME > j00!

Yes...you did it in slang terms though..what happens when you use English?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DOCTOR+DEVICE&word2=You%21

Interesting...

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Fine.... But I'm still > YOU! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DOCTOR+DEVICE&word2=Cosmo88

[Cosmo88]

Fine.... But I'm still > YOU! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DOCTOR+DEVICE&word2=Cosmo88

And how is that a great accomplishment?? Everyone is kicking my ass..

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Dam u! I just can't win :(

[Spirit_Monger]

Fine.... But I'm still > YOU! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DOCTOR+DEVICE&word2=Cosmo88
But, when using initials, I am better than you. :p

Me>You (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DD&word2=SM)

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Pah thats cheap, i beat you in second word http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DEVICE&word2=Monger

[Spirit_Monger]

Pah thats cheap, i beat you in second word http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=DEVICE&word2=Monger
But, oh, wait, whats this? It appears I have beaten you with first word. :cool:

An amazing win. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Doctor&word2=Spirit)

But, meh, you put up a decent fight.

And, everyone, I suggest we possibly start doing this in the actual Google Fight thread. Hydrant was even kind enough to search for it and bump it so that we may. Lets not let these efforts go to waste.

[Office_Shredder]

bah. THis thread has been usurped. Hydrant's too rigid... these boards just kinda go with the flow.

And OS is still the reigning champ ;)

[Spirit_Monger]

bah. THis thread has been usurped. Hydrant's too rigid... these boards just kinda go with the flow.

And OS is still the reigning champ ;)
Bah, I don't think OS can be beaten.

[camolots_guardi]

Lol...this thread went way off topic :)

[Spirit_Monger]

Lol...this thread went way off topic :)
Well, thats ok I suppose. I guess we all had some fun, and, really no harm done. You did have some interesting info thogh, thats for sure.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Although your info is really cool, it cannot do jack in the google ring.
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Camolot%27s+Info&word2=Doctor+Device
And this one goes out to alll the TAO players out there
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=fat+and+ugly&word2=thin+and+sexy WE DID IT!!!!! :yahoo:

[MokoToko]

My real name Vs OS

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Porn&word2=Office_shredder

You got owned!


http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mokotoko&word2=Office_shredder
STILL OWNED! No one can top that

[h()()t]

But the jocks get the chicks so it all evens out :cool:

[imagination]

i dare all of you to fight me

[camolots_guardi]

im pretty sure you would kick our ass

[imagination]

you know it

[camolots_guardi]

I know, thats why i said it :confused:

[h()()t]

I win
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=h%28%29%28%29T&word2=Jehutyv.2.0+

[gryph89]

i dare all of you to fight me

I would box you if I knew where you lived ;)

[camolots_guardi]

lol