Thread for Bragging bout Wins

[iceman2001]

I have made this thread for one purpose only. For anyone who doesn't wish to give an informative battle report, but brag about a win, post in this thread. That way, the rest of the community can ignore your post forever.

I would recommend the following format for all replies to this post:

"Hello, I am ______ and I'm the best player ever because I beat _______. Here is a random screenshot which shows the very last move of the game.
**Screenshot**

[EatMine]

Hello, I am EatMine and I'm the best player ever because I flawlessed that noob iceman a dozen times with my 3-units-grey account. Here is a random screenshot which shows the very last move of the game.
**Screenshot** (sorry, imageshack not working at the moment)

Now ignore my post forever. :rolleyes:

[bludhoundz]

Hello, I am bludhoundz and I'm the best player ever because I own this game. Here is a random screenshot which shows the very last move of the game.
Game, set, match! (http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=irule3lh.jpg)

[~GooseR~]

"Hello, I am ~GooseR~ and I'm the best player ever because I beat your mom in bed last night. Here is a random screenshot which shows the very last move of the game. >:P CENSORED FOR KIDS
And i sent my armada of geese to kill everyone so i win ^^

[Geeky_Bastard]

Hello, I am Geeky Bastard and I'm pimpest player ever because I beat The Sniper. Here is a random screenshot which shows the very last move of the game when he used my turtle form against me.
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/865/sniperwin6ux.jpg

Much love to Snipe and watch out folks, he has gotten better.

[crack class a]

here's some wins to brag about:

glad win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carlos22win5em.jpg)
cuathon win (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cuathonwin3al.jpg)
dave04 win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dave04win7je.jpg)
deathwish win (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deathwishwin3mr.jpg)
iceman win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=icemanwin6my.jpg)
jonspen win (http://img32.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jonspenwin4jm.jpg)
knight's blood turt win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sbloodturtwin6fa.jpg)
mista bojangles win (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mistabojangelswin7gz.jpg)
vash win (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vashwin7ei.jpg)

that's only a few of them because i do not want to put too many here. and if these are not good wins for you they are for me. :p

[marijuana]

ok..Crack is the best player..ever..

[8ball]

here's some wins to brag about:

glad win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carlos22win5em.jpg)
cuathon win (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cuathonwin3al.jpg)
dave04 win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dave04win7je.jpg)
deathwish win (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deathwishwin3mr.jpg)
iceman win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=icemanwin6my.jpg)
jonspen win (http://img32.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jonspenwin4jm.jpg)
knight's blood turt win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sbloodturtwin6fa.jpg)
mista bojangles win (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mistabojangelswin7gz.jpg)
vash win (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vashwin7ei.jpg)

that's only a few of them because i do not want to put too many here. and if these are not good wins for you they are for me. :p
Nice wins.

[~GooseR~]

Lol you beat bojangles by like 5 or 6 units?
And i cant believe Glad said that =O

[8ball]

Lol you beat bojangles by like 5 or 6 units?
And i cant believe Glad said that =O
I dont think he would of and it could of been carlos aswell but neither would he say it. -.-

Word.

[-57-]

"Hello, I am -57- and I'm the best player ever because I beat muffinman on rev. Here is a random screenshot which shows the very last move of the game.
http://img28.imageshack.us/my.php?image=muffinman9is.jpg

(Only 4th game I've ever played as a gold :bigsmile: )

[*ace*]

Me beat .Vash. best game ever, & me beating banditto after him calling me a noob :)

[Lord Recluse]

here's some wins to brag about:

glad win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carlos22win5em.jpg)
cuathon win (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cuathonwin3al.jpg)
dave04 win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dave04win7je.jpg)
deathwish win (http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deathwishwin3mr.jpg)
iceman win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=icemanwin6my.jpg)
jonspen win (http://img32.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jonspenwin4jm.jpg)
knight's blood turt win (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sbloodturtwin6fa.jpg)
mista bojangles win (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mistabojangelswin7gz.jpg)
vash win (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vashwin7ei.jpg)

that's only a few of them because i do not want to put too many here. and if these are not good wins for you they are for me. :p

And yet you needed two consecutive front shots on my knight to get a draw when facing my turtle in a freestyle game. Yeah, keep bragging.

[Hoolwath]

Burn enough.

My favourite thread from now on.

[dab00z]

And yet you needed two consecutive front shots on my knight to get a draw when facing my turtle in a freestyle game. Yeah, keep bragging.

Actually that was me on cracks name.

For starters your knight had gotten 3 side blocks so 1 front shot was about 100 %.

Secondly early in the game you got a LOT of luck to keep your scout and knight alive.

But other than that your post was good.

Good job being able to only draw with a guy who's played as a gold for 2 days ;)

[Squidiot!]

As all know , i own.. And its just that i own so much :p lol
Hm.. now to get some of the s/s outta my trash can..


DL (before he left)
[img=http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/3975/dlwin5oa.th.jpg] (http://img463.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dlwin5oa.jpg)

bobdagangsta (grey vs gold)
http://img267.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bobdagangsta0ae.jpg

vs got milk (grey vs gold) my imageshack aint working
when it does ill upload it

me vs Dape (flawless :D)

Me vs Bludhoundz (first time i beat him)
s/s -imageshack aint working for me

Ironhorse (gold vs grey)

Imperial Archer (i finally beat that kid :))

Bossman (grey vs gold)

s/s -when imageshack will work..

[monkus]

Newsflash:
No
One
Cares.

You guys are just trumpeting your wins all around like a bunch of whiny three-year-olds who are proud of the latest drawing on the wall, without any respect towards the players that you've defeated. No one wants to hear about how you managed to best some player 10x better than you for once in your life. Instead, how about explaining WHY the game is worth hearing about, or otherwise stop wasting our time and attention spans.

[Twelve]

Wow.

[crack class a]

And yet you needed two consecutive front shots on my knight to get a draw when facing my turtle in a freestyle game. Yeah, keep bragging.

lol i was wondering when that happened.

[ironhorse123]

Ironhorse (gold vs grey)


Ahem, then you lose 2 times to me gold vs. gold! :rolleyes:


Anyways, iceman this has been tried before, didn't work. Sorry. Monkus has a great point, I have tons of screenies of people I beat, but I'm not just going to say: Yeah, I beat him. I've made one battle report and it was a pretty long one. Monkus, pretty much said it all. People have off days, etc.

[Mitosis]

very true

[Moose]

Hmm, I actually agree with monkus on something, amazing.

Iceman, this is the dumbest thread you've ever created/said, way to go! ;)

[Hoolwath]

That makes it two people people who did not understand the point.


EDIT: Maybe more than that. I think I will count in those who actually posted their wins.

[~GooseR~]

I expected iceman to start on getting to 1800 instead of making threads like this >.>

[Mitosis]

http://tinypic.com/mblvh5.jpg

this guy was dead from the start anyways

[monkus]

Mitosis, are you using my anti with a furgon? How's that working out? I've always considered trying it, but never had the time.

[Match Strike]

just one scout? I'd ditch a knight to use them both. I have a sweet anti that has a mud instead of GA, to deal with bombs, and a furgon for late game extravaganza.

Oh, and nice thread ice. It's in the well- established tradition of useless sarcastic forum shit.

[Match Strike]

stupid lag.

[Geeky_Bastard]

Newsflash:
No
One
Cares.

You guys are just trumpeting your wins all around like a bunch of whiny three-year-olds who are proud of the latest drawing on the wall, without any respect towards the players that you've defeated. No one wants to hear about how you managed to best some player 10x better than you for once in your life. Instead, how about explaining WHY the game is worth hearing about, or otherwise stop wasting our time and attention spans.
Lol I was just joking Around, did you see the text in my screent? :p And I was just messing with Sniper...

[Freezer]

I beat -=|Dape|=- that n00blet and this is not even my second month playing TAO :cool:

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3071/iwpeddape2yx.jpg

[Hoolwath]

Mitosis, are you using my anti with a furgon? How's that working out? I've always considered trying it, but never had the time.

Berz uses your anti with a furgon instead of GA. Its pretty sweet.

[Woodland]

I so knew he was going to post that here.

[Freezer]

I so knew he was going to post that here.
At least I dont think im the best player :p :cool: :rolleyes:

[~GooseR~]

Woah!!! sorry abut the double post laggy :D

[~GooseR~]

I beat -=|Dape|=- that n00blet and this is not even my second month playing TAO :cool:

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3071/iwpeddape2yx.jpg

Is that bragging? you beat him in turt ^_-? Man he needs to find a style he's actually good at

[Mitosis]

Mitosis, are you using my anti with a furgon? How's that working out? I've always considered trying it, but never had the time.

I know my win isn't something to brag about, but it was funny.

Yes, I am using your anti and it works pretty well with a furgon. For me it does. I usually have the two scouts on, but it doesn't hurt to play some games with a furgon instead of a scout. You should try it.

[*ace*]

Some of my best wins (I cleaned out computed s/s's last night :( ):
http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/1337/bandittodead8kp.th.jpg (http://img451.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bandittodead8kp.jpg)Banditto (not rated) called me a noob, so I had to beat him.
http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/8782/beatxprime1bc.th.jpg (http://img451.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beatxprime1bc.jpg)X-prime leader of JW on army, I think he leads JW now not sure. Stats 1570, I beat him 2 times but like I said I deleted most of my s/s's. He has a son that also plays on his accont, but I beat him, not his son.
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5647/ibeatjojos9lj.th.jpg (http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ibeatjojos9lj.jpg)
jojos, very worthy oppenent, jumped me right after he left SSTEO, then after I beat him he rejoined, about 1 week later he left again. :p Stats right now are 1644 but I beat him when he had around 1690 stats.

[iceman2001]

Guys, please remember the purpose of this thread. I designed it entirely so that you can brag about your wins, AND so that the rest of the community completely ignores your post. Therefore, you shouldn't get upset if they post a an unfair win against you, because you shouldn't have read the post in the first place.

Also guys, remember to use the format shown outlined in the first post.

[*ace*]

Sorry iceman lol, but I beat a lot of legends.

[iceman2001]

No problem ace, your post was actually exactly what this thread was designed for. Just follow the silly format I outlined. Basically my point was that nobody should be giving you flak for you bragging about your wins on this thread, as according to the mission statement of this thread, this is precisely where you are supposed to do it, so the rest of the community won't read it. In fact, it's their fault for reading it in the first place.
Edit: I was also referring to some of the earlier posts which I didn't read

[bullcat0]

but I beat him when he had around 1690 stats.
Too bad jojos was never 1690. :confused:

[ironhorse123]

I'm not bringing you down ace, but X-Prime's son is much better than x-prime the father. As for jojos, he's not a 1700 stat player (Maybe 1450?), but nice win anyways. And, well, banditto, well, so Iceman doesn't get mad at me, I just not going to say anything. Yeah, now stop reading my post! :p

[Mitosis]

you post your opinion's and then you say ignore it? Lol.

[ironhorse123]

you post your opinion's and then you say ignore it? Lol.

In fact, it's their fault for reading it in the first place.



I can't break the thread rules. :cool:

[Mitosis]

oh, right, good thinking:cool:

[iceman2001]

Guys, there's a problem with this thread. According to what I outlined in the first post, I instructed everyone to IGNORE what is being said, so that people have the opportunity to brag about wins, come out of the closet, or profess their love to Pinkie.

There have been 447 views, and only 47 posts. Clearly, people are looking at this post without posting, which would suggest they are actually reading what's being said!! Shame on you all!

And since noone is reading this, I love Pinkie. Have my children.

[Lonely Tylenol]

I just wanted to comment that this win:

http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=icemanwin6my.jpg

Doesn't show anything more than iceman getting disconnected on the second move. :p

Or third.

Either way.

I am sorry for disobeying the rules and actually looking at people's wins. :(

Let me make it up for you by posting a bullshit win of my own.

Hello, I am Lonely Tylenol's enemy and I am a total douchebag because I touch myself at night. Here is a random screenshot which doesn't have anything to do with the game, but speaks the truth nevertheless.
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1778/iamlame6ll.jpg

Lonely Tylenol rules. :)

Please ignore this post.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I came to brag about how i pwned bonesplitter today. But its not much of a brag. His form is awful. He plays like a noob. And is a poor sport. So beating him by 8 isnt that much of an accomplishment im affraid.
And since noone is reading this, I love Pinkie. Have my children.

And since no one is reading this thread ill go with ice and blurt! *gets on the P.A.* ICEMAN2001 IS A STAT BOOSTER! A COMPLETE NOOBASAURUS! AND HAS A SMALL MEMBER!......................that is all.

[iceman2001]

Here to complain about a game I just lost. I was dominating until two of his knights got 3 consecutive side blocks without and blocking history. For who know about the actualy percentages, that's freaking nuts. They also got 2 dragon side blocks out of 3 attempted (actually didn't think that was possible). Anyway seed, your blocking %s stuff is still messed, as people like me can actually lose.

That's right, you didn't even read this post because it's in the ignore post thread.

[uniquinous]

Guys, there's a problem with this thread. According to what I outlined in the first post, I instructed everyone to IGNORE what is being said, so that people have the opportunity to brag about wins, come out of the closet, or profess their love to Pinkie.

There have been 447 views, and only 47 posts. Clearly, people are looking at this post without posting, which would suggest they are actually reading what's being said!! Shame on you all!

And since noone is reading this, I love Pinkie. Have my children.
I think I still have legal ownership of pinkie... you can have her tho. ;)

[iceman2001]

So by "share" her, you mean double team?
Your way too intellectual for her man :p Pinky's all about a guy who earns his salt, and is amazing in the sack. What I lack in the former, I certainly make up for in the latter.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Well ive got BOTH! so i have you beat all around icey

[uniquinous]

>_< ack
I didn't say have her "too"! She's all yours. Now start makin salt.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

>_< ack
I didn't say have her "too"! She's all yours. Now start makin salt.

ROFLMFAO :rofl:

[iceman2001]

**Attention**
I have realized that this thread has drifted from it's original intention (mostly my fault). Please only post about your wins on this thread in the format displayed in the first post! Thank you.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

**Attention**
I have realized that this thread has drifted from it's original intention (mostly my fault). Please only post about your wins on this thread in the format displayed in the first post! Thank you.

BAH! What a spoil sport! :cleye: