Math Sucks! Bombs me

[monkus]

Math sucks! asks for a no-dsm game. I say "ahh hell why not". I land on the side far away from the ambusher, he makes a stupid wisp move, summary, I kick his butt. He gets incredible luck, I mean he lands a side hit on scout, front hit on scout, and front hit on my knight. He kills 1 unit, I kill 2 or 3, and he surrenders.

About 5 seconds later, he goes "Monkus, rematch, same forms". So, I figure, why not, this kid wants a beating. He challenges me again. I figure maybe he switched the busher side, I'll make a big deal and still win.

Nope.

Bomb. Right on my side. 4 pyros and 3 witches, breathing down my neck. Might've been 3 and 4. Dunno. It was a lot. In the back row center was dsm with dragon right in front of it.

So I'm major pissed. I tell him "haha, very funny, now surrender." His response is "It's just a game, delete me, I don't care." He keeps going.

So I'm getting hit pretty bad, but I'm making complex moves and trying my best. Then he says

"Invite me into BG."

I could easily have invited him, surrendered, then expelled him. The thought perished as fast as it had arrived. I told him no. Scum like him don't belong in Bushido Gaiden. Not even for a second. This is where all the teachings peaked. I didn't care about stats. Go ahead Math. Take them. You're not going to lower me to your level and get me to invite you.

The result? I turned the game around, frost whored him a bit, and won. I've never thought a loss more deserved in my life.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6600/mathsuckscheater3iu.jpg

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

Hehheh He is a noob, Ive seen him around rev sometimes but Ive never heard him do that before... Nice job Monk.

[Freezer]

Nice job monkus :cool:

[ThinkTank]

I played him turtle...He had same side bomb straight up witches...i BARELY WON..i lost my s/s...but i won with a dragon and a cleric he had 2 witches..SO IM HAPPY..

and excellent job monkus

[Merdoc.]

Wow, major props to monkus. You deserve it, tho his skill isn't up to par. Congrats anyways nice way to win.

[Guilded Dragon]

Awesome job monkus!

[Coffin Fedder]

My sister is actually friends with the guy! He asked me too play him once no dsm turt monkus rules. What do you know dsm front line right up agasint my turt and what do you know he gets the first move and zaps the hell out of all my units. Then he had a another pyro and zapped the hell out of them next turn. So I had no other option but too surrender because he was gonna bring his wisp in and yea.

He tells people too surrender by saying they will gold them-_-
PLus monk, he asked me how I got into BG, I told him I earned it because me and monkus are tight number 1. and number 2 monkus thought I was a pretty good player. then he says well I easily smoked you so I get a invo right. Then what do you know he started going off on me because I said no then he was trying too say that I was a noob and bla bla bla well he rematched me and I beat him pretty dam bad. Scum like that shouldnt even be allowed in a clan or apart of this game/family

[ThinkTank]

Oh and for the record he is a known booster...

[Merdoc.]

me and monkus are tight
Not you, you love it ruff. :p

[Coffin Fedder]

I use too but not anymore j\k

Na dude i'm cool with everyone I dont wanna be on anyones bad side.

[Spirit_Monger]

Great job monkus. Giving him some of what we had coming.

[ThinkTank]

I use too but not anymore j\k

Na dude i'm cool with everyone I dont wanna be on anyones bad side.


YOUR ON MY BADside for no obvious reason *slams door, falls down stairs*

[Anarchy_United]

I remember you 2 arguing about this game in the lobby, he said he won, and you said your won. I informed everyone that monkus was god, and that Math Sucks is a noob bomber.

[meet the fudger]

That sucked for you, but then I read on and it rocked! :D.

But can you really call it cheap if you doing this (because this is my setup :D)

Back Row: Cleric.
Front Row: [From left to right] DMW, Pyro, Pyro, Pyro, LW, Pyro, Pyro, DSM, DMW.

I don't think you can say it's cheap because I don't even use the dragon.

[monkus]

That sucked for you, but then I read on and it rocked! :D.

But can you really call it cheap if you doing this (because this is my setup :D)

Back Row: Cleric.
Front Row: [From left to right] DMW, Pyro, Pyro, Pyro, LW, Pyro, Pyro, DSM, DMW.

I don't think you can say it's cheap because I don't even use the dragon.

I tend to think people that bomb in freestyle like that are noobs. I truly feel like the bomb is a form that requires little skill, and is mostly luck oriented. However, freestyle is freestyle, and if you aren't pulling the kind of crap that Math Sucks! pulled, I really don't have anything to hold against you. I dislike your form, but it's yours to pick. Also, not having superpowered pyros is okay with me. I can deal with normal pyros.

[*ace*]

LOL nice one monkus.

[~GooseR~]

show those n00bs who's boss!! He should be IP banned or something for continuous lying ... and according to useme boosting

[***Duo***]

Good job, Monkus.
Always good to shut up the foolish.


-Duo

[uniquinous]

:dry: baka!
Well, in the end the powers of good overcame the powers of noob.

...and then he wonders why no clan wants him...

[ThinkTank]

Well he does get into a numerous amount of clans..HE GOT IN CHAOS gladiatorz and SI...and left for noobier clans ;) but still...

[Speed Demon]

I hate when golds do this. I ask for a no dsm game, they so okay, and BAM.....pyros, witches, DT, and DSM. Maybe we should just get the DSM deleted. :)

[Noda]

yeh, the kids a major nub. i let him in SI cause he was nice to me and said he wouldnt cheet. when he did he got kicked.

kid was suchhh a bad player though, i flawlessed his rushes with turtles when i was trying to hlep him...but all he ever wanted was forms not help

such a nub.

tottaly off topic. but im not sure about bombs having no strat. cause twelve used one liek a champ...and i prolly couldnt beat a grey turtle same side with a one. man would that be sweet to bring back bombs hehe

*edit* i think it would be funny if there were nubs like pepe on fps. that kid is sooo rediculous haha, and it makes it even worse because despite him being the worst nub EVER, hes pretty good hehe. as wayf said "i like him, cause he keeps recruitment low". mabey after i get good with bombs ill start using them in turtle and grey games (joke)) :)

[Dove]

Dude, bombs are fun to play in clan when you've got nothing better to do.

Who was it... I think it was Geeky, we played a no melee/ranged unit game and it was incredibly fun. We each had a DT, DSM, I had one Pyro and he had 2, both had Wisp, Stone, L-Ward, Cleric, Frosty, and I capped it off with Furgon.

Slow and steady, but fun.

At any rate, I could give the usual "he's a jerkoff" shpeal for doing what he did, but for now I'm just glad he did it monkus, the most pious player alive, who solidly handed his backside to him despite incredible deficiency of probability or consideration on Math's part.

Rock on monkus.

[Ächilles]

What a little butt rape.

[~GooseR~]

mmm clan bombs are pretty fun... like you say hey dude want a turtle game?! and he's says naw free and then we go ok ^^ and i bomb and he's like GAHHH and i surrender in the end >;(

[Tactics†Assassi]

WOW Nice Monkus...

[andalite]

Nice one monkus :) Always a satisfying feeling, to beat down a liar or a grey jumper.

[battle composed]

It's less of the form he plays than the deceiving lie he made.

It is always good to trash the trash. Makes you feel like there is something good in the world. :D

[math sucks!]

Ppl.z i just logged on today... and i went on the fourm's and it say's Math sucking bombing monkus.? i don't think i did becuse i coudlent even log on that day... that he described this and put it on the fourm's And im very certian it wasen't me... Maybe my cuzin? Only person i gave my pas to.. But he know's better ... Neways ill have a little chat with him... Sorry for the Stupidity Monkus.. my cuzin should kno better.. im sorry and he will be to..Newayas ye just conforimng u And ill have a word with him... But yes... Again Sorry.

[Spirit_Monger]

Could it be that you don't know what a bomb is?

[tarvos 6]

How dare you bomb monkus, even if it was your cousin... at least he fessed up, kind of.

[math sucks!]

No i do kno what a "Bomb" is

[math sucks!]

I'm sorry all i just pm'd monkus tellin him i just logged on becuse i couldnet yesterday because after i came from dinner it whouldn't let me.. so i probly got boot'd or somthing... But it wasent me... Might.. of been my cousin i still need a word with him and im sorry .. For the stupidity from my cuzin, monkus... Very sorry ...

[Spirit_Monger]

Alright, no need to double post. You've said sorry, not wait for a reply from monkus. You don't need to continuously apologize when yuo haven't even gotten a reply.

[~GooseR~]

That's why you learn not to give your password to your cousin... cause he might suck or he's a little bastard
or is your "cousin" someone else O.0

[ThinkTank]

I'm sorry all i just pm'd monkus tellin him i just logged on becuse i couldnet yesterday because after i came from dinner it whouldn't let me.. so i probly got boot'd or somthing... But it wasent me... Might.. of been my cousin i still need a word with him and im sorry .. For the stupidity from my cuzin, monkus... Very sorry ...


Im sorry but this didnt happen yesterday...So there for...Your an idiot who cant think of good stories for your own stupidity

[math sucks!]

Okay.. it acuttly did happen are u here in my house to kno what happend u gamefreak seriusly stfu if u don't kno Shlt

[ThinkTank]

Okay.. it acuttly did happen are u here in my house to kno what happend u gamefreak seriusly stfu if u don't kno Shlt


I see no gamefreak

Does anybody see a gamefreak anywhere?

[Spirit_Monger]

Okay.. it acuttly did happen are u here in my house to kno what happend u gamefreak seriusly stfu if u don't kno Shlt
Do you have spelling problems as well? I honestly couldn't understand anything you said.

[math sucks!]

Then don't talk..? And yes i don't really care how i spell on tao ..Rofl

[Spirit_Monger]

Fine, I wont talk to try and help you out anymore then.

And, maybe if you thought for a second, then people wouldn't hate you so much. If you typed correctly, then maybe the negative image people already have on you wouldn't be as large.

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

U dont talk right homie. U need 2 take dat gramar class r sumfin!!!1!11one!!

[Spirit_Monger]

O n0z, n0wz wez g0tz m0rez d0inf t3h stnff!1!11

[Dove]

Then don't talk..? And yes i don't really care how i spell on tao ..Rofl

Bad idea. Enjoy that red box.

Yes, he *can* know when it happened because monkus posted this right afterwards and the date/time on the first post will coincide with almost when it happened.

I haven't looked at the date on the first post, but I'm pretty sure from what I've seen, I'll bet it's more than a day ago and you're more than a dork for saying what you've said.

[Spirit_Monger]

math sucks!, pretty much everyone knows you were lying. Now, if you would come out and admit that you bombed monkus when the rules were to turt, that you lied to cover it all up, and you typed so that what you said is understandable, people wouldn't have such a negative image on you. Right now, this is probably the best thing you can do.

[math sucks!]

ok im lieing over a game.. how Retard'd can u get ... This is funny my lieing over a game.. and u guys wasting to much time to write about my spelling and correcting me? look at urself's

[ThinkTank]

ok im lieing over a game.. how Retard'd can u get ... This is funny my lieing over a game.. and u guys wasting to much time to write about my spelling and correcting me? look at urself's


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . N00b3rt. . . . . . . . .

[math sucks!]

Lol listen to that like that word... Its funny .......like seriusly grow up and then talk if u kno neways enough with this childness im out. gonna pm monkus.

[Spirit_Monger]

This game can contain a lot of life lessons to, and I have a feeling you act the same way on this game as you do in real life.

And, in real life there are plenty more reasons to lie, so, I'm curious how bad you are off the game...

[monkus]

Rules weren't to turt. The rules of the original game was no-dsm freestyle. Then, the rules for the second game were "Same forms". He used a different form that had a dsm in it. Weird, huh?

[Anarchy_United]

This game can contain a lot of life lessons to, and I have a feeling you act the same way on this game as you do in real life.

And, in real life there are plenty more reasons to lie, so, I'm curious how bad you are off the game...
Lol, thats definatly not true for me, I act completely different on the game then in real life.

[math sucks!]

Well monkus i explaind to u what happend u don't have to belive me but belive what u want.. and other shouldne't get involved if it isen't there bussiness. Neways im out

[ThinkTank]

Well monkus i explaind to u what happend u don't have to belive me but belive what u want.. and other shouldne't get involved if it isen't there bussiness. Neways im out


AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!

[Spirit_Monger]

Lol, thats definatly not true for me, I act completely different on the game then in real life.
It's true for me, most of the time. Sometimes I'll act a little different, but not in a bad way. I'm actually worse off the internet.

and other people shouldn't get involved if it isn't their business.

If you didn't want people involved, then why did you post about it instead of just sending a PM to monkus?

Sorry about some of the corrctions, I got kinda bored..

[uniquinous]

math is claiming he was hacked for the last few days. I'm not so ready to believe that, but whilst continuing to look into it for various people, I was brought back to this thread. I reread the original monkus post here...

MONKUS IS MY HERO!!! (if I didn't already say that)

uniquin over and out

[Spirit_Monger]

MONKUS IS MY HERO!!!

He is my hero to. :cool:

[ThinkTank]

He is my hero too. :cool:

hehe

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Ok, i have a lot to say about this. It is my opinion that Math Sucks! was hacked by Hot Chick (a GL spammer/cyberer/complete douchebag) Yes, I have screenshots. I would show them to you but Im a computer n00b as flipout and Uniq know. Right now Uni is eating dinner so i cannot ask for his help to post these screenshots but i will edit this post later and show them all to you.

Early in Math Sucks! Tao "career" He was a complete nublet. People hated him and i gave him a chance. I busted my balls and out my ass on the line to get him into AK... TWICE! He left both times and clan hopped there on out. He pmed me asking my help, i did such (again) He misbehaves again. I finally say i do not want to be associated with him while he is still such a n00b. He says he is ready not to be a n00b anymore and i go on helping him.

While Hot Chick might have hacked him i am still confused on how she got ur pass. Care to answer math?

I can play both sides here though, in my battle with MS on Rev he was completely talking in CAPS which he normally does not and Hot Chick normally does. While he still could be an ass posing as Hot Chick to get his ass off the line. I hope he did not.

And personally math, even if you come out of this clean. You've lost one of your few TAO friends for not only acting immaturely to monkus, allowing urself to be hacked, or being a spammer (either disgusting especially when uni told you to make your pass complicated). You have backstabbed me twice, made me look bad right here because I feel it is my fault u are being retarded now, and lastly I'm deeply saddened you did this to Monkus. Mess with any normal n00b but not with Monkus.


Also, maybe here we act too strongly on smappers or cheaters or what have you, but it is only because we LOVE this game, and we want to keep it pure.
As for you, I never think you got that and today i bid you farewell... forever


DD

[ThinkTank]

Ok, i have a lot to say about this. It is my opinion that Math Sucks! was hacked by Hot Chick (a GL spammer/cyberer/complete douchebag) Yes, I have screenshots. I would show them to you but Im a computer n00b as flipout and Uniq know. Right now Uni is eating dinner so i cannot ask for his help to post these screenshots but i will edit this post later and show them all to you.

Early in Math Sucks! Tao "career" He was a complete nublet. People hated him and i gave him a chance. I busted my balls and out my ass on the line to get him into AK... TWICE! He left both times and clan hopped there on out. He pmed me asking my help, i did such (again) He misbehaves again. I finally say i do not want to be associated with him while he is still such a n00b. He says he is ready not to be a n00b anymore and i go on helping him.

While Hot Chick might have hacked him i am still confused on how she got ur pass. Care to answer math?

I can play both sides here though, in my battle with MS on Rev he was completely talking in CAPS which he normally does not and Hot Chick normally does. While he still could be an ass posing as Hot Chick to get his ass off the line. I hope he did not.

And personally math, even if you come out of this clean. You've lost one of your few TAO friends for not only acting immaturely to monkus, allowing urself to be hacked, or being a spammer (either disgusting especially when uni told you to make your pass complicated). You have backstabbed me twice, made me look bad right here because I feel it is my fault u are being retarded now, and lastly I'm deeply saddened you did this to Monkus. Mess with any normal n00b but not with Monkus.


Also, maybe here we act too strongly on smappers or cheaters or what have you, but it is only because we LOVE this game, and we want to keep it pure.
As for you, I never think you got that and today i bid you farewell... forever


DD

To inform you "hot chick" is a boy

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

To inform you "hot chick" is a boy


:angry: Dam u flipper!

[Wizzy`]

ok im lieing over a game.. how Retard'd can u get ... This is funny my lieing over a game.. and u guys wasting to much time to write about my spelling and correcting me? look at urself's


Erm, no?

[monkus]

lastly I'm deeply saddened you did this to Monkus. Mess with any normal n00b but not with Monkus


*sniff, sniff* I'm so proud :cray:

[Dove]

ok im lieing over a game.. how Retard'd can u get ... This is funny my lieing over a game.. and u guys wasting to much time to write about my spelling and correcting me? look at urself's

1. I'm
2. lying
3. retarded
4. you
5. lying
6. you
7. too
8. yourselves

Look at yourselves? Alright, in the course of my near 2,500 posts here, counting out anything satirical, my spelling, grammar, and punctuation have been 95% accurate or better. Notice how people look at me and how they look at you.

Now, spelling and grammar helps, of course, but it doesn't do much if your'e a D-O-U-C-H-E [space] B-A-G.

[uniquinous]

Yes Doctor Device: I'm very much in your boat on this one (or more likely, you're in my yacht, and a stowaway :p). Anyway, I spent quite a bit of time trying to guide and help MS not be such a noob. I even went so far as to request he wouldn't be deleted after a bout of boosting, for the sole purpose of teaching him about this community. That was my first interaction with him; and while he got much better, he never actually cut the crap. I am quite saddened at the outcome of all of this.

In the end there are 3 possibilities (in order of likelihood):
1) It was him the entire time, and later claimed someone hax3d him just so he could "have some fun" thinking there would be no consequences
2) It was because he gave his password out to someone (which he has told me he did), and that person became malicious
3) He made a simple password, against my instructions, and someone guessed it

No matter which it is, he could have prevented this from happening, and is at fault. I spend quite a bit of time here helping people with things outside the game strategy. I'm quite sad to see my efforts go to waste.

[WaCk-HeAd]

*edit* i think it would be funny if there were nubs like pepe on fps. that kid is sooo rediculous haha, and it makes it even worse because despite him being the worst nub EVER, hes pretty good hehe.

PEPE is the coolest nub, EVER.

Every server should have at least one, he is awesome.

[math sucks!]

Its a game holy crap u guys talk Shlt over a game? hahah funny im really upset. and mad? like seriusly mind your own bussines's and correcting me? how much time on ur hand's do u have?

[Spirit_Monger]

You seem to have a lot of time on your hands to yell at us trying to make us look like fools.

[math sucks!]

keep talken back u on my balls? heh u don't kno think ur all tuff on a game heh, u kno i won't see u in real life, heh thats why u talk so much shit

[yall are ded]

I have a life. I am sure over 75% of the people here do. Uniquinous definately has a life knowing you can tell alot from a person telling by how they act towards others. You therefore must have no life but to (in and out of TAO) put other down constantly, have no care for your apearance to others(can be a good thing), have no regard for others work and or feelings,No response to correction-wise saying from Bible"One who recieves not correction is a fool." People will not respect you if you act this way. Furthermore you intentionally lie and cheat just to try to bettter yourself in the comunity or become the best.You will not acheive either goal with the path you chose in and out of TAO. Shape up or ship out dude!

[ThinkTank]

well this will all end once a mod gets on..SOOOOOoOOo whats going on in everybody elses lives?

[Spirit_Monger]

8'th year anniversary of my brother's death. :(

[yall are ded]

So math who will you chose to be in life?
Edit: sorry spirit:(

[Speed Demon]

keep talken back u on my balls? heh u don't kno think ur all tuff on a game heh, u kno i won't see u in real life, heh thats why u talk so much shit

You're an idiot. Go bomb some more....:angry:

[ThinkTank]

JUst let the n00b3rt be..he will never be excepted into the TAO communty if he continues those horendous actions to gain stats he cant gain them without boosting or cheating let him jump greys and then we can all stat rape him...NO drop the subject of the noob and lets all fell sorry for Monger and wish him happyness in his tragic loss of his brother...

[Spirit_Monger]

Thanks, everyone, but I don't need sympathy. Thanks for trying though. Lets not turn this into a thread based on me and what not.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I'm sorry to hear about that SM. Stay strong dude. And BTW, kudos to monkus for pwnzoring that noob.

[monkus]

Its a game holy crap u guys talk Shlt over a game? hahah funny im really upset. and mad? like seriusly mind your own bussines's and correcting me? how much time on ur hand's do u have?

You know, Math, that's what you told me when you lied and bombed me. "It's just a game, get over it." Why are you so concerned about us all talking about how much of a noob you are? It IS just a game.

Oh, and also, if you think we'd all change our opinions if we saw you in real life, how about sending a picture? You can see mine at www.myspace.com/monkus. I work out, I'm 6'0" tall, and I could easily kick your ass.

[ThinkTank]

you sure look like you can kick some ass *runs away*

[Raven Stone]

nice job. showed that cheatin bomber how a gold really plays. good work.

[Topazephyr]

Nice Monk, way to rock his world!!! Plus can I be in BG?:notworth:

[bersker]

Great job monkus:cool: