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EmelGreenLeafer
02-01-2006, 06:02 PM
CHAPTER 1: THE FELLOWSHIP FOR THE HONOR OF ALL TURTLES!

Today in revelation i was online under the name of Emerald GreenLeafer. I was looking around the lobby and saw many good players, i even saw some players that rarely come online, it was a sigh to admire. then suddenly monkus comes online, and for some reason all the golds in the lobby left the lobby. i was curious on how the hole revelation lobby left right when monkus logged on. So as the good and kind person that i em, i asked monkus hows it going and he said this, '' Hahahaha, you wanna know hows it going for me?, well, first today in school i broked my record and bullied 72 kids, then i trapped in the classrooms closet my math teacher, and then i stoled his wallet. then i cut his class and the other 4 periods left and when to the mall, i bought a flame thrower and burned my stupid school down, and now the FBI is after me. ''. For a second there i belived him, but then i said, '' ah!, c'mon monkus, you have to be kidding me right?, theres no way you can do such a thing ''. Then monkus said '' Are you calling me a lier?, no one calls me lier, NO ONE!, you are messing with a powerfull source here you basterd ''. I just stared at my computer screen with shock, and in my shocked self i had the strenght to type and say to him, '' ok, ok, whos on Monkus account?, theres no way monkus would say such a thing ''. then monkus said '' SILENCE, you fool, you have made me angry, and you would not like me if i get angry ''. At this point i was laughing, i thought to myself '' Hahahaha, monkus is being funny for once ''. Then here is were hell broke lose, and still at this point i regreat ever talking to monkus. Monkus said '' You Basterd, i heard that!, thats it, you asked for this''.

Chapter 2: The Point Of No Return.

Monkus said, '' Power of Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water, give me the power once again to be the Ultimate Apocalypse Of The Turtle Games, Grant me The God Of Turtle PPPPPPPPOOOOOWWWEEERRRR! ''. And suddenly the lobby started glowing red, and a /Challenge Popped up on my screen and it said, ''
Monkus has challenge you on floor 1, if you do not take this challenge you will die right were your sitting ''. i was scared, because i've never seen anything like this. i tried to turn off my computer but it stayed lid, i tried to take the cable's out of the sockets but it didn't even budge. now i was terrified, then i tried to talk to my brother about what was happening but my bedroom door wouldn't open, i felt like i was ganna faint. then a light in the mittle of my room started to glow, now i was horrified. then a beutifull enchantress popped out of the light, it only had bra and panties on, ;). then the enchantress said, '' Oh my dear EGL, The Might Of The Apocolypse Has once again risen, theres nothing on this world that can beat him, specialy with all his units. This mighty turtle player is like a god, and has 100% block on all the sides except in the back, he is unstoppeble!. If hes not stopped he will Destroy this entire world!. But hope is not yet over, you are the only hope we have right now, you are the only one that can take on Monkus!, your TAO's and the World last hope. i have arranged you with 3 partners, their names are Geeky_Bastard, Twelve, And Dove. You should join them and battle monkus on Revelation, hurry! their isn't much time left!, you 4 will be the fellowship Of The Turtles, Hurry!!!!!!.

Chapter 3: The Fellowship Of The Turtles.

From this point i felt like my mind was lost, but since i had no where to go since my bedroom for some reason looked me in, i sat down on my computer. and i saw him!, him who should not be named! sitting on floor 1 in the mittle. his avatar was a shrub on fire. then i saw in the lobby Geeky_Bastard, Twelve, And Dove.

G = Geeky_Bastard

T = Twelve

D = Dove

E = Emerald GreenLeafer

M = Monkus

Chapter 4: The Quest To Defeat The Turtle God.

New Cut Scene Feature

** Cut Scene **

G: EGL, did the enchantress talk to you?

E: Yes

G: Did she tell you the importance of this mission?

E: Yes, she told me about Monkus mission and The FellowShip of the Turtles.

G: I cannot belive monkus would do this to us.

D: haha, EGL a turtle player? Ha!, he wishes, he will be the weakess link!

G: Dove, this is no time to be joking around, your not as good yourself.

D: HEY ! ! !

T: Guys Stop!, we need to jump Monkus, and destroy his evil plans for turtle, tao, and world domination. we cannot let him win this battle.

D: I apologyze for calling EGL a bad turtler, but you know we need every help we can to beat Monkus. and we each know that EGL is not that skilled in turtle.

G: thats a good point. but there was a reason why the Enchantress talked to EGL too.

D: Good Point.

T: guys enough of this chatting, we need to jump monkus. We need to do this as soon as possible!.

M: Hahahaha!, is this the best the enchantress can offer? you have to be kidding me. I will own all of you in a flawless turtle game.

G: rrrgg.

T: Monkus, shut up. tell me, why have you become this evil? we used to be such good friends, all of us. Now your just a beast who hungers for power.

M: Pssh, like i want weaklings like you guys for friends. i only need me and just me. since i become the best turtler in TAO and this whole world, i had no challenge, Allstar, Crx, Rantzu1, Carlos22, Wayfearer, And Jonspen have all been defeated and brought to their knees before me!.

D: Hey!, we are not weaklings, i have beaten you before you became this evil and used to be our friend.

M: I don't give a crap about what you guys think, i only care about me!, and only me!.

E: Monkus!, You have dishonored TAO, you have disrespected this Game's Meaning and Name, You have betrayed us all, and you wanna destroy the world!. theres is no way you ganna succed on this!.

M: Hahahaha, and whos ganna stop me?, you?, hahahaha.

G: RRRGG!, monkus you are ganna be destroyed!, with us 4 convined theres no way you can win, the power of good allways wins.

D: Yeah!

T: Tell it how it is!

E: your going down!

M: :mad: You guys have messed with something that you will later on apologyze like a million times for, now its time to destroy and follow on the foot steps of the last player you faced EGL.

E: i succeded once, and i will again!.

M: :mad: Its time, time to die, time to die an angonizing death. let me battle for mittle earth begin.

** End Of Cut Scene **

Then suddenly my avatar, and geeks, twelves, and doves merged together and formed a bright shiny white knight.

** Cut Scene **

G: For TAO!

T: For Earth!

D: For Turtle Players!

E: For Our Future!.

** End Of Cut Scene **

Then our avatar jumped monkus avatar, us 4 had unique and strategic formations, But monkus formation was something that could make anyone's eye's cry blood!.
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** TO BE CONTINUE **

EmelGreenLeafer
02-01-2006, 06:02 PM
Story Continues Here.

Next, Chapter 5: The Showdown

As i said above, our shiny white knight jumped Monkus flaming shrub. We were taken to a Hell Fire arena, all i can say in my mind is, '' Omg!, this can't be happening, i don't wanna remember, i don't wanna remember! ''. As i looked pass the fire and smoke, i manage to see the kind of set up me, geeky, twelve, and dove had. Geeky had a cool defence set up, in my oppinion it will be insanely hard to get to the core of his set and atleast do some sirious damage. Dove had a cool Range set up, in my oppinion he can go and attack one of monkus units from far away, and it will take monkus a couple of turns to reach that unit to harm it, and while he goes to that unit, the unit's Recovery time will be gone and he can attack and move away from it at the same time, and Dove can keep repeating this prosses. Twelve by far had the Strongest set up from us 4, his set was based on power, in my oppinion again any unit that gets near him will retreat with allmost no HP, if it has a chance to retreat. And i had a protective set up, i had clerics and barrier wards, Lightning wards and paralysing units like the enchantress and frost golem and furgons. Thus making this mission requiering all of us to work together. And now to tell you about monkus set up. Monkus units all had horns, and they were in the color of red, while we were in color of white. monkus set up was based on power just like Twelves set up. i think monkus should worry alittle bit more about twelve, cause both are using Bomb set ups, if those 2 clash in a fight, they will do sirious damage to each other. but all of the above is my oppinion, and while your reading this you'll find out that i was WRONG!. Below is a list of the units we each had.

Geeky_Bastard

-8 Knights
-2 Stone Golems

Dove

-4 Scouts
-4 Golem Ambushers
-2 Stone Golems

Twelve

-2 Dragon Tyrant
-4 Dragon Speaker Mage
-Stone Golem

Emerald GreenLeafer

-4 Clerics (One For Each Player)
-Barrier Wards
-Lightning Ward
-Frost Golem
-Enchantress
-Furgon
- And some sort of statue that looked like and Enchantress with 2 wings on the left and right of her back, and a halo on her head, and she was wearing nothing but a bra and Pantie ;). but for some reason i couldn't click on it.

Monkus set was something out of this world!!!.

*** To Be Continued, Tomorrow ***

ThinkTank
02-01-2006, 06:04 PM
hahaha.....:dry:

-57-
02-01-2006, 08:24 PM
amazing :shocked:... way to keep TAO safe you guys :good:

:wink2:

searchman
02-01-2006, 09:07 PM
Wow, he challenged you on floor 8, on rev? Weird..

monkus
02-01-2006, 09:11 PM
Monkus said, '' Power of Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water, give me the power once again to be the Ultimate Apocolypse Of The Turtle Games, Grant me The God Of Turtle PPPPPPPPOOOOOWWWEEERRRR! ''.

The story can't be true. I wouldn't spell Apocalypse wrong.

searchman
02-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Maybe he just spelled it wrong, ecause he didn't know how to?

Freezer
02-01-2006, 09:52 PM
CHAPTER 1: THE FELLOWSHIP FOR THE HONOR OF ALL TURTLES!

Today i revelation i was online under the name of Emerald GreenLeafer. I was looking around the lobby and saw many good players, i even saw some players and rarely come online, it was a sigh to admire. then suddenly monkus comes online, and for some reason all the golds in the lobby left the lobby. i was currious on how the hole revelation lobby left right when monkus logged on. So as the good and kind person that i em, i asked monkus hows it going and he said this, '' Hahahaha, you wanna know hows it going for me?, well, first today in school i broked my record and bullied 72 kids, then i trapped in the classrooms closet my math teacher, and then i stoled his wallet. then i cut his class and the other 4 periods left and when to the mall, i bought a flame thrower and burned my stupid school down, and now the FBI is after me. ''. For a second there i belived him, but then i said, '' ah!, c'mon monkus, you have to be kidding me right?, theres no way you can do such a thing ''. Then monkus said '' Are you calling me a lier?, no one calls me lier, NO ONE!, you are messing with a powerfull source here you basterd ''. I just stared at my computer screen with shock, and in my shocked self i had the strenght to type and say to him, '' ok, ok, whos on Monkus account?, theres no way monkus would say such a thing. then monkus sais '' SILENCE, you fool, you have made me angry, and you would not like me if i get angry. At this point i was laughing, i thought to myself '' Hahahaha, monkus is being funny for once ''. Then here is were hell broke lose, and still at this point i regreat ever talking to monkus. Monkus said '' You Basterd, i heard that!, thats it, you asked for this''.

Chapter 2: The Point Of No Return.

Monkus said, '' Power of Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water, give me the power once again to be the Ultimate Apocolypse Of The Turtle Games, Grant me The God Of Turtle PPPPPPPPOOOOOWWWEEERRRR! ''. And suddenly the lobby started glowing red, and a /Challenge Popped up on my screen and it said, ''
Monkus has challenge you on floor 8, if you do not take this challenge you will die right were your sitting ''. i was scared, because i've never seen anything like this. i tried to turn off my computer but it stayed lid, i tried to take the cable's out of the sockets but it didn't even budge. no i was terrified, then i tried to talk to my brother about what was happening but my bedroom door wouldn't open, i felt like i was ganna faint. then a light in the mittle of my room started to glow, now i was horrified. then a beutifull enchantress popped out of the light, it only had bra and panties on, ;). then the enchantress said, '' Oh my dear EGL, The Might Of The Apocolypse Has once again risen, theres nothing on this world that can beat him, specialy with all his units. This might turtle like a god, and has 100% block on all the sides except in the back, he is unstoppeble!. If hes not stopped he will Destroy this entire world!. But hope is not yet over, you are the only hope we have right now, you are the only one that can take on Monkus!, your TAO's and the World last hope. i have arranged you with 3 partners, their names are Geeky_Bastard, Twelve, And Dove. You should join them and battle monkus on Revelation, hurry! their isn't much time left!, you 4 will be the fellowship Of The Turtles, Hurry!!!!!!.

Chapter 3: The Fellowship Of The Turtles.

From this point i lost all scaredness, and i when and sat down on my computer. and i saw him!, him should who not be named! sitting on floor 1 in the mittle. his avatar was a shrub on fire. then i saw in the lobby Geeky_Bastard, Twelve, And Dove.

G = Geeky_bastard

T = Twelve

D = Dove

E = Emerald GreenLeafer

M = Monkus

Chapter 4: The Quest To Defeat The Turtle God.

** Cut Scene **

G: EGL, did the enchantress talk to you?

E: Yes

G: Did she tell you the importance of this mission?

E: Yes, she told me about Monkus mission and The FellowShip of the Turtles.

D: haha, EGL a turtle player? Ha!, he wishes, he will be the weakess link!

G: Dove, this is no time to be joking around

T: thats right!, we need to jump Monkus, and destroy his evil plans for turtle, tao, and world domination.

D: I apologyze, but you know we need every help we can to beat Monkus. and we each know that EGL is not that skilled in turtle.

G: thats a good point. but there was a reason why the Enchantress talked to EGL too.

D: Good Point.

T: guys enough of this chatting, we need to jump monkus.

M: Hahahaha!, is this the best the enchantress can offer? you have to be kidding me.

G: rrrgg.

T: Monkus, shut up. tell me, why have you become this evil? we used to be such good friends, all of us.

M: Pssh, like i want weaklings like you guys for friends,

D: Hey!, we are not weaklings, i have beaten you before you became this evil and used to be our friend.

M: I don't give a crap about that you guys think, i only care about me!, and only me!.

E: Monkus!, You have dishonored TAO, you have disrespected this Games Meaning and Name, You have betrayed us all, and you wanna destroy the world!. theres is no way you ganna succed on this!.

M: Hahahaha, and whos ganna stop me?, you?, hahahaha.

G: RRRGG!, monkus you are ganna be destroyed!, with us 4 convined theres no way you can win, the power of good allways wins.

D: Yeah!

T: Tell it how it is!

E: your going down!

M: :mad: You guys have messed with something that you will later on apologyze like a million times for, now its time to destroy and follow on the foot steps of the last player you faced EGL.

E: i succeded once, and i will again!.

M: :mad: Its time, time to die, time to die an angonizing death. let me battle for mittle earth begin.

** End Of Cut Scene **

Then suddenly my avatar, and geeks, twelves, and doves merged together and formed a bright shiny white knight.

** Cut Scene **

G: For TAO!

T: For Earth

D: For Turtle Players

E: For our future!.

** End Of Cut Scene **

Then our avatar jumps monkus avatar, and all of us had a unique turtle formation, and OMG you should had seen! what monkus's set looked like!.
__________________________________________________ _

** TO BE CONTINUE **
I wouldn't make storys about people without asking them ;)

Dove
02-01-2006, 10:48 PM
I wouldn't make storys about people without asking them ;)

I'm not minding too much ;) .

May the story continue!

For Turtle Players!

Realist
02-02-2006, 02:01 AM
Very nice! Interesting read.

~GooseR~
02-02-2006, 03:39 AM
I see how this guy is.
He thinks netjakers are better actors :(
When's the fight scene?

Twelve
02-02-2006, 08:47 AM
Then suddenly my avatar, and geeks, twelves, and doves merged together and formed a bright shiny white knight.



I merged with folks to form a white knight?

:bigsmile:

You're funny, man. Symbol-wise, Monkus and I are certainly on the opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of strategy...which is why he hated me for so long. But now we're cool.

12

P.S. For that matter, make sure I use the power of flame-bombs. :) Correctly applied, it's proven to break through any defense.

the bird
02-02-2006, 09:20 AM
hey green maybe u should make this your story for realist's writing contest. it is very good.

EmelGreenLeafer
02-02-2006, 07:25 PM
hey green maybe u should make this your story for realist's writing contest. it is very good.
I guess i'll try that, i have some misspells on it which will soon be corrected, and the second part will come this saturday February 4, 2006 eastern.

the bird
02-02-2006, 07:44 PM
i got to much going on with rotc and ap us history and trying to remember all the stuff from my ap classes from the first sem. dangit it's been 2 weeks into the 2nd sem and i forgot almost everthing from the 1st sem. well it looks like i have to read all my notes i took in ap world again which is like 100+ pages. at the end of the day my hand hurt cause i write like 3 pages of notes everday on ap us and then i have english 4 and all i do in there is write and then i have rotc which is not bad but sometimes i lose my voice cause of those dam freshmen.

monkus
02-02-2006, 10:11 PM
I merged with folks to form a white knight?

:bigsmile:

You're funny, man. Symbol-wise, Monkus and I are certainly on the opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of strategy...which is why he hated me for so long. But now we're cool.

12

P.S. For that matter, make sure I use the power of flame-bombs. :) Correctly applied, it's proven to break through any defense.

Never hated you 12. Ever. I don't exactly like your bombs, and past members of your clan, long gone, have certainly annoyed me, but I never held a grudge against you personally. I always held a harsh respect for you as an excellent player and the creator of an unquestionably skillful clan.

However, now we're definitely cool. :cool:

'Cept there's no way your bombs are beating my turtles once the first turn rule hits here :bigsmile:.

Twelve
02-03-2006, 08:01 AM
'Cept there's no way your bombs are beating my turtles once the first turn rule hits here :bigsmile:.

I look forward to that challenge. I've beatdown many turtlers in Legends, thus far. With the new rule, rushing is just MUCH more difficult...but certainly the strategy buzz that it used to be.

12

meet the fudger
02-03-2006, 09:35 PM
G = ...?

Anyway, I like it. I reccomend you all read my The Mystery Cheat! An Epic Play! thread. It's like this. Kinda. :)

EmelGreenLeafer
02-04-2006, 06:13 PM
The next part has been added, but i have a busy day guys, ganna have to finish it tomorrow.

lthlinjction
02-04-2006, 10:38 PM
haha i just laughed a whole bunch when i read this...

Tactics†Assassi
02-06-2006, 11:51 PM
realy good.

Dove
02-09-2006, 06:36 PM
Yay for update!

I'm slightly offended that I'm using 4 GAs... don't know what came over me. But it wasn't too dumb of me to use 4 Scouts and 2 Stones in tandem. Also, as long as I'm using those Ambies defensively, I'm doin' alright.

By the way, if I absolutely *need* to take the bullet for the team, I'll sick my range on him and draw the attention away from you guys, especially if Geeks is getting slaughtered. I'd give anything short of my manhood for the kid.

So_Cold
02-10-2006, 03:59 PM
Lol, very entertaining storty EGL.

Learz
02-10-2006, 04:08 PM
I'd give anything short of my manhood for the kid.

:huh:

Never heard it put that way before....

:p

celdem2
02-17-2007, 08:01 PM
heh nice story i always thought netjakers were good actors :)