sayter
02-13-2006, 08:12 AM
HP: 6800
Armor:Infinity
Movement:4
Attack: Special
Recovery:Instant
Gene Simmons rushes into battle using his power of badassitude. He is so incredibly rocking and sexy that all female units cannot resist him. Gene Simmons has 2 attacks:
1: Tongue of Doom: Any female units on the battlefield on the opposing side cannot resist the allure of Gene Simmons. He attacks across the entire board using his super long tongue. Any female unit it hits is instantly dragged to the nearest adjecent square and is rendered immobile from Gene Simmons sweet, sweet loving. They are treated as paralyzed until Gene is "done" with them. Then they return to their opposing side, with 1/2 of all theirs stats. They are so smitten by the mighty skillz of Gene that they are weak in the knees.
Gene cannot move while using "the tongue", and is immobile for 3 turns. However, he is safe in his trailer with them and cannot be attacked, or has taken them to his absolutely monstrous mansion and is giving them the "grand tour", and cannot be SEEN by other units.
2: Incredible Ego: Any male units on the battlefield are useless against Gene if they attempt to touch him. Gene simply says "no." and they abide his mighty rule!
Any male units find themselves feeling insecure and useless against the mighty womanizing skills and super tongue of Gene Simmons.
Note that if the Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons units are both on the field, the universe itself will come to an end. That is too much awesome being paired with too much pure, unfiltered evil(richard) at one time.
Armor:Infinity
Movement:4
Attack: Special
Recovery:Instant
Gene Simmons rushes into battle using his power of badassitude. He is so incredibly rocking and sexy that all female units cannot resist him. Gene Simmons has 2 attacks:
1: Tongue of Doom: Any female units on the battlefield on the opposing side cannot resist the allure of Gene Simmons. He attacks across the entire board using his super long tongue. Any female unit it hits is instantly dragged to the nearest adjecent square and is rendered immobile from Gene Simmons sweet, sweet loving. They are treated as paralyzed until Gene is "done" with them. Then they return to their opposing side, with 1/2 of all theirs stats. They are so smitten by the mighty skillz of Gene that they are weak in the knees.
Gene cannot move while using "the tongue", and is immobile for 3 turns. However, he is safe in his trailer with them and cannot be attacked, or has taken them to his absolutely monstrous mansion and is giving them the "grand tour", and cannot be SEEN by other units.
2: Incredible Ego: Any male units on the battlefield are useless against Gene if they attempt to touch him. Gene simply says "no." and they abide his mighty rule!
Any male units find themselves feeling insecure and useless against the mighty womanizing skills and super tongue of Gene Simmons.
Note that if the Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons units are both on the field, the universe itself will come to an end. That is too much awesome being paired with too much pure, unfiltered evil(richard) at one time.