painful moments

[wildtikis]

ever have those times where something happens to you that is terribly painful, yet would be comical if only you had an audience? Well, here is your audience (if this thread is successful :bigsmile: ), so tell us about it, and we can laugh at your idiocy and suffering.
I'll start it off: never get citrus juice on your fingers before putting on contacts. Stings like hell.

p.s. incredibly sorry if a thread like this has already been started.

p.p.s. dont flame me.

[ko71991]

I got shot. *crowd laughter*

[Jeffery]

I fell and snapped my foot off.

It was funny to me at the time. Until i tried to stand and realised the foot was no longer where it was supposed to be.

Then I had lots and lots of morphine, and it was funnt again.

[Lonely Tylenol]

I was luging down the street (well, I guess it wasn't luging, as I was using a skateboard), and I ran over my thumb. A pebble got wedged about a quarter of an inch into my thumb, and I had to have it cut open to pull the rock out.

Yay! :happy:

[8ball]

Im not sure if anybody has ever done this but its happend a couple times to me were you get your di*k trapped in your zip when you zip up your trouser, that is so painfull :eek:

[Megabyte]

about every time I've broken something it seemed funny as hell to everyone else....what a bunch of arses

[bludhoundz]

More than once I have slipped on ice while playing sports and my friends would laugh their asses off. Fortunately, it didn't really hurt so I found it pretty funny too.

[Hellblazer]

I got shot. *crowd laughter*
Ah, so you were Cheny's little hunting friend.;)

[marijuana]

Well one night me and some friends were running from the popo's and since it was night time visibility wasn't too great. We were running across frontyards, and I ran right into a single metal wire fence. I flipped over, and kept running. But later on I checked my stomach, and there was a huge gash bleeding quite alot.

[ko71991]

Im not sure if anybody has ever done this but its happend a couple times to me were you get your di*k trapped in your zip when you zip up your trouser, that is so painfull :eek:
You know that wouldn't happened to you so much if you wore this little thing called UN-DER-WEAR!

I don't care even if its tidy whities or something, just as long as you wear 'em. Mmkay, pumpkins?

[Wizzy`]

Uh. . .I let my friend shoot me in the back with a paintball gun once..(Bare back) Yeah..That hurt.

[Edmaster]

I broke my leg ten years ago when i hit a tree while I was sledding. To make matter worse, I hit the ONLY tree on the entire hill. :rolleyes:

EDIT: Oh, and I gave blood for my first time today. Thought it was going to hurt like hell, but it wasn't any worse than getting a shot.

[Megabyte]

and they give you a cookie, so its all good

[Pieface1337]

and they give you a cookie, so its all good

Do they? I didn't get mine, what a rip!

[Anarchy_United]

A kid tried to do a backflip over me today in school, ( I was standing straight up, I'm 5'4") and his feet hit head and we both fell over. It hurt so freakin bad.

[yall are ded]

I got closelined while playing football and got a semisevere concusion and lost 2 minutes of memory from my life.:)
Closelined=running really fast get hit in neck area and in mid air turn parrelel with the ground on your back and landing on your head.fun:p

[8ball]

You know that wouldn't happened to you so much if you wore this little thing called UN-DER-WEAR!

I don't care even if its tidy whities or something, just as long as you wear 'em. Mmkay, pumpkins?
Lmao KO I do wear UN-DER-WEAR but it still hurts lol .

[yall are ded]

/nvm

[Matt 34.5]

one day, just before summer break, when I was in the 7th Grade. (erm.. about 5 years ago?). I was walking along the top of my friend's/next-door-neighbour's fence, when I fell, and fractured my wrist... I didn't think ti was fractured, and I was laughing through it. (My friend was making me laugh). later that night went to the hospital and got a cast on, then summer break came and I got the cast off, went to windsor (cousins house), fell out of a tree, went back to school after the break, with a cast on the same arm.

I remember play-fighting with my cousin in the hospital waiting to get my cast. :) Good times.

[wildtikis]

just today, i ran after a basketball for the rebound, and was slammed into the wall by someone while the basketball was just in front of my, uh, private area.

[ko71991]

I got closelined while playing football and got a semisevere concusion and lost 2 minutes of memory from my life.:)
Closelined=running really fast get hit in neck area and in mid air turn parrelel with the ground on your back and landing on your head.fun:p
I always thought it was spelled "clotheslined"?

[uniquinous]

Anarchy :confused: the way you first said it in clanchat made me think it was successful. What were you thinking!?

Lmao KO I do wear UN-DER-WEAR but it still hurts lol .
Ok, who wants to explain to 8ball that he's not supposed to wear them on his head...
:p

[Megabyte]

I once got a papercut




that sucked

[ko71991]

A kid tried to do a backflip over me today in school, ( I was standing straight up, I'm 5'4") and his feet hit head and we both fell over. It hurt so freakin bad.
A backflip? You sure? I mean, I could picture a front flip, but a backflip? :confused:

[Edmaster]

and they give you a cookie, so its all good

And orange juice and pretzels. Talk about a deal!

[Matt 34.5]

A backflip? You sure? I mean, I could picture a front flip, but a backflip? :confused:
It was probably a backflip off of somthing.. like a bench.