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sayter
02-14-2006, 09:35 AM
Allright folks. Here's the rules for this thread:

In a match to the DEATH, who would be the victor? You are to include whoever the previous poster decided was the WINNER of theirs, in your own match up.

The participants MUST be fictional characters (or possibly fictitious)characters), and can be from any genre or timeline. The characters can do battle however you choose, so long as it does not invole the following:

A Squeegee or Loofah
Four packs of Krispy Creme Donuts (Dozen-size boxes)
A leech named Earl
ANY religious figure (lets keep this flame free, please)



So, I will start with round one!


Our contestants:

Bart Simpson versus Dennis the Menace


Victor: Bart Simson

Reason: Bart simpson and Dennis the Menace are both threats to one another...the only problem being that Dennis the Menace is utterly evil only towards Mr.Wilson and generally it is unintentional. Bart Simpson, however, doesn't make such errors. He does it knowing FULL WELL what the outcome will be.

While he possesses morals, Bart is about 75% sociopath. He would beat the living bejeezus out of Dennis. Likely with his skateboard.

Bottle
02-14-2006, 09:41 AM
Bart Simpson (same result) vs. Chuck Norris.

And so dies the thread. There's now only going to ever be one winner.

sayter
02-14-2006, 10:03 AM
yea, but you broke two rules

1: dennis the menace lost the first post. You are to reply using the winner

2: chuck norris is a real human, not a fictional character :)

Northwind
02-14-2006, 11:00 AM
I'm going to ignore the prohibition regarding actual people. After all, isn't our outward presentation just a self-created (and therefore fictional) construct of our true selves?

With that out of the way:

Chuck Norris vs. Mr. Rogers. This is sort of cheating, as we know the result of that battle from the "Ultimate Showdown" film. Anyway, we had to get Chuck Norris out of there as then everyone would just claim that Chuck kicked everyone's ass and this would go nowhere.

I'm assuming that Mr. Rogers would simply kill Chuck with kindness. And isn't kindness the deadliest weapon of all? (Or something like that.)

allstarGL
02-14-2006, 11:02 AM
Your supposed to use bart since he won the last fight. So in honour of follwing the rules.

Batman vs bart. Batman kicks the shit out of bart simpson without any trouble at all then runs him over with the bat mobile.

Bottle
02-14-2006, 11:05 AM
Damn. The only people who can beat Batman are Abraham Lincoln or Chuck Norris.

S_K_O_F
02-14-2006, 11:09 AM
Damn. The only people who can beat Batman are Abraham Lincoln or Chuck Norris.

um...what about "The Fat One"

Wizzy`
02-14-2006, 12:45 PM
Your supposed to use bart since he won the last fight. So in honour of follwing the rules.

Batman vs bart. Batman kicks the shit out of bart simpson without any trouble at all then runs him over with the bat mobile.



Batman vs. Walker Texas Ranger

Walker Texas Ranger wins.

sayter
02-15-2006, 08:34 AM
Walker Texas Ranger vs Jack Bauer


Jack Bauer wins.