sayter
02-14-2006, 09:35 AM
Allright folks. Here's the rules for this thread:
In a match to the DEATH, who would be the victor? You are to include whoever the previous poster decided was the WINNER of theirs, in your own match up.
The participants MUST be fictional characters (or possibly fictitious)characters), and can be from any genre or timeline. The characters can do battle however you choose, so long as it does not invole the following:
A Squeegee or Loofah
Four packs of Krispy Creme Donuts (Dozen-size boxes)
A leech named Earl
ANY religious figure (lets keep this flame free, please)
So, I will start with round one!
Our contestants:
Bart Simpson versus Dennis the Menace
Victor: Bart Simson
Reason: Bart simpson and Dennis the Menace are both threats to one another...the only problem being that Dennis the Menace is utterly evil only towards Mr.Wilson and generally it is unintentional. Bart Simpson, however, doesn't make such errors. He does it knowing FULL WELL what the outcome will be.
While he possesses morals, Bart is about 75% sociopath. He would beat the living bejeezus out of Dennis. Likely with his skateboard.
In a match to the DEATH, who would be the victor? You are to include whoever the previous poster decided was the WINNER of theirs, in your own match up.
The participants MUST be fictional characters (or possibly fictitious)characters), and can be from any genre or timeline. The characters can do battle however you choose, so long as it does not invole the following:
A Squeegee or Loofah
Four packs of Krispy Creme Donuts (Dozen-size boxes)
A leech named Earl
ANY religious figure (lets keep this flame free, please)
So, I will start with round one!
Our contestants:
Bart Simpson versus Dennis the Menace
Victor: Bart Simson
Reason: Bart simpson and Dennis the Menace are both threats to one another...the only problem being that Dennis the Menace is utterly evil only towards Mr.Wilson and generally it is unintentional. Bart Simpson, however, doesn't make such errors. He does it knowing FULL WELL what the outcome will be.
While he possesses morals, Bart is about 75% sociopath. He would beat the living bejeezus out of Dennis. Likely with his skateboard.