Michigan, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

[Jeffery]

But, at least the sheep will sleep safely at night for 2 1/2 to 20 years.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060215/ap_on_fe_st/sodomy_sex_offender_list;_ylt=AqqP1D1hxt7y5sAT4tPG yBqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

The man is now complaining because he must register as a sex offender when he gets out of prison. Claims he would "never hurt a child".

I guess kids just aren;t hairy enough for him.

[mushroom_girl]

Jeffrey S. Haynes
Too close for comfort!

Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.
:mellow:

[dominion138]

But, at least the sheep will sleep safely at night for 2 1/2 to 20 years.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060215/ap_on_fe_st/sodomy_sex_offender_list;_ylt=AqqP1D1hxt7y5sAT4tPG yBqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

The man is now complaining because he must register as a sex offender when he gets out of prison. Claims he would "never hurt a child".

I guess kids just aren;t hairy enough for him.

funny...i guess i should go hide my velcro gloves eh?

[deleryn]

That's just gnasty. I don't even want to click on that link.

[marijuana]

I guess that girl you wanted on your birthday never got to you jeffery?

Wrong, just plain wrong..

[x-useme]

I didn't even know it was possible to sex up an animal.

That's just wrong.

[HorNeT]

I didn't even know it was possible to sex up an animal.

That's just wrong.
My girl dog humps my guy dog. :confused:

I think it's payback from the first time he met her...That guy better watch out. Sheeps pull off tags from matresses and go to jail to get some payback.

[007 GOD]

can anyone say fag?

[ko71991]

I guess kids just aren;t hairy enough for him.
And just when guys with hairy legs though they were safe... Dun dun DUN!!

[Jeffery]

I didn't even know it was possible to sex up an animal.

That's just wrong.
In Oregon is is only illegal if the animal would be too small for intercourse to occur without pain or damage.
This means larger animals are A-OK.

[sayter]

007 God: how does Fag even enter into it? He has sex with animals , not males. Therefore, your statement is moot.

Hornet: Your girl dog humps your boy dog, and this is fairly common. Dogs hump for dominance, not merely sexual purposes :) Though it is still funny as hell since we interpret it a lot differently.

However, you wanna see real fun? Check out bonobo apes :)

[Dove]

Oh. My. Gosh.

I did find it funny that he was on ANOTHER GUY'S PROPERTY, and that he got caught :p . Not to mention that the frikkin' sheep was injured... holy cow.

In Oregon is is only illegal if the animal would be too small for intercourse to occur without pain or damage.
This means larger animals are A-OK.

Good to know. I'll make sure to neeeever gooo toooo Ooooregon. At least to visit a farm.

[Rabi en Rose]

Well I bet he sure feels sheepish now about getting caught.

[Northwind]

Someone should have told him that petting an animal is fine, but heavy petting is not. :confused:

(And yes, I know I'm made this joke somewhere here before, but dammit I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.)

[sayter]

Then what about all those Heavy Petting Zoos? They woudl go out of business!

[kegsworth]

I wonder what kind of diseases that guy acquired . . .

[sayter]

herpes....and the clap...twice.....ehhhhh!

[kegsworth]

herpes....and the clap...twice.....ehhhhh!

No doubt, that guy is one twisted fruitcake . . .

[007 GOD]

sayter, moot?

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Then what about all those Heavy Petting Zoos? They woudl go out of business!

*dies laughing* :rofl:
As I've said before, that should have been your clan name sayter

herpes....and the clap...twice.....ehhhhh!

THATS MY FAVORITE FAMILY GUY EPISODE! YOU ROCK SAYTER!

Well, all i can say is, that guy gives us michigan guys a bad name. Its sad im in a state full of sickos...:bad: Although i wouldnt put the sheep thing past jeffery. He looks like the posterboy for "The Guy You Warn Your Kids About." :bigsmile:

[Dove]

Although i wouldnt put the sheep thing past jeffery. He looks like the posterboy for "The Guy You Warn Your Kids About." :bigsmile:

The ones you warn your kids about are the ones that profess to be young, hott, teenage girls, when in fact they're fat, 35 year old men who lurk the internet under fake names hoping for social interaction.

That's not Jeff. Jeff admits to being a fat, ~35 year old man who lurks the intenet for his own twisted purposes.

He may be demented, but he's not dangerous :p .

[Jeffery]

That and all the young kids i lure back to my house i meet in the real world.

I wouldn;t waste time on the internet doign such. Those "young girls" are usually cops trying to bust ya.