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DaRkPuPpEt
01-01-2004, 06:39 PM
I've been reading posts that says you can obtain a Bronze, Silver, and Platinum account. These are supposively very special accounts that can be given to you by administrators for being well known and a talented player. I have never heard of these accounts. Are these rumors true or do some people need to stop spreading silly rumors? Admins, please tell me!

GeneralBenedict
01-01-2004, 06:44 PM
lol, platinum.

I hear that ably has a platinum account ;)

DaRkPuPpEt
01-01-2004, 06:47 PM
Personally, I think it's all a bunch of BS.

Aro23r
01-01-2004, 07:13 PM
There is no such thing. He just makes his little message say platinum. But anyone could do that if they wanted to.

Bills
01-01-2004, 07:25 PM
There are only 3 types of accounts.

In game...
Admins
Golds
Free

In forums
Admins
Mods
Golds
Normal Members

But you guys can re-label them anything ya like:)

uknowwho42
01-01-2004, 08:16 PM
Haha my bronze joke worked! sweet!

Aro23r
01-02-2004, 01:55 AM
Bills. Whats the difference between a moderator and an administrator? In the forums.

abyaly
01-02-2004, 09:48 AM
there can only be one of each special account, but there are still many left! hurry up and claim your titanium, raduim, beryllium, copper, or neon account before we're out of stock! with one of these accounts, you will be able to have your records reset only once a month! plus, if a "unit drop" occurs when you are in a game, you will win that unit if you win the game! and thats not all! the probability of going first in a match will go up by 25%! an entire 25%! and your units will block twice as often! and... and... err... you (might) get another cleric (in a drop)! another cleric! twice the healing potential that one cleric has!!! for the low low price of just one measley soul, all this can be yours! please send the soul to this address along with the name of your account and the type of account you want and we will activate your special account within two to four weeks:

Satan
666 Damnation Dr.
L.A, California
(dont worry about the zip code, as every postal worker knows this place by heart)
(no checks, credit cards, or money orders accepted. not even american express)

Plus, if you order today, we'll throw in a lifetime supply of coasters.. absolutely FREE! never worry about rings on your desk/table ever again! Also, we will give you a new car of your choice, free, with an eternal warranty! (warranty void in the following states: texas, oregon, louisiana, florida, canada, eurasia, south america, oceania, and michigan) For more information, call our customer support number at 1-666-GO-SATAN

ArcPaladinZero
01-02-2004, 10:50 AM
Oh oh oh I want one of those accounts hardcore! Is there an account I can get where I pay $100 a week and get one of those ever so talked about "god" units!?! I want one now!!

Snork
01-02-2004, 10:53 AM
I like my title better.

abyaly
01-02-2004, 10:54 AM
im sorry, but in order to obtain a god unit, you must pay one soul per month

ArcPaladinZero
01-02-2004, 11:00 AM
What happens if you have already sold your soul? Can I go and take other people's souls? I'm sure I can get at least a few... but I really would like to have an Always Awesome Account. And in the lobby it types in colors like orange. Yes... orange...

abyaly
01-02-2004, 11:04 AM
one soul per month. doesnt matter whose :)

ArcPaladinZero
01-02-2004, 11:08 AM
Well I guess I can cover myself for at least 4 months then. :D Oh and just a question... does anyone have a soul laying around that they want to give away or sell? I'm taking offers just give me a PM and I will be better than happy to take it off of your hands. Thanks ;)

uknowwho42
01-02-2004, 11:43 AM
abyaly....i love you man....haha i like how satan lives in L.A....I knew it!! He's gotta be in league with ahhnuld over there lol