Totally Pointless and Useless Objects

[Sensai]

Here's a list of some really pointless objects:

Inflatable dartboard
Light dependant Torch
Powdered Water
Chocolate Teapot

Let's build an archive of useless junk.

[mantis33]

Paper condom.

1600 posts. Yay??

[Glamdring]

An iced coffee mug?

I dunno, I'm bad at this game.

cyber sex?

[mantis33]

cyber sex?
If you insist... ;)

[speaker4thedead]

Umm windymist?
Tony blair

[mantis33]

Umm windymist?
Tony blair
Why are u hating on windy? :(

[Woodland]

speakers brain?

[Freddyson]

Paper-made goggles

[Cuathon]

glamdring the mod? :)

[Anarchy_United]

Fat-free, Carbohydrate-free, Protein-free power bars

[mantis33]

Cuathon the slob? :)

[Hatchet Klown]

Bill & Hill, John Kerry


had to get my anti-democratic comment in there ;)

Electric Power Generator
Instructions on a flashlight.

[Anarchy_United]

The scope on Dick Cheney's gun

[Woodland]

No, Jack & Jill then?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

The abc's... starts off kids with run on sentences:

a,b,c,d,e,f,g... Just not right :(

[mantis33]

Bill & Hill, John Kerry


had to get my anti-democratic comment in there ;)

Hooray!! :bigsmile:

[~GooseR~]

watery gasoline

[Excaliber]

Pants...:eek:

[Mitosis]

The best place to put this...check out Spartion, he has 8 red boxes, new record. And a useless object...random wires sticking out of random places...oh yeah

[Hatchet Klown]

The scope on Dick Cheney's gun

Familiarize yourself with hunting related accidents. Then come back and see me. :angry:

[~GooseR~]

The best place to put this...check out Spartion, he has 8 red boxes, new record. And a useless object...random wires sticking out of random places...oh yeah

i got him his 7th one :rolleyes:

[Aro23r]

http://www.indianchild.com/useless_inventions.htm

[Excaliber]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HatchetKlown17 again.

DAMNIT!

HK are you Republican?

[Anarchy_United]

Familiarize yourself with hunting related accidents. Then come back and see me. :angry:
I know, I know, he didn't have a scope on his gun, but, how else was I supposed to make an anti-republic joke to counter yours?
SPF 0 Sun Block

[Hatchet Klown]

Aro, you just have to kill everything dont you! :(

[Hatchet Klown]

DAMNIT!

HK are you Republican?

But ofcourse. Registered with the GOP since the day I turned 18.

EDIT: Gah, double post. Sorry guys, didnt realize they were so close together.:bad:

[mantis33]

DAMNIT!

HK are you Republican?
WTF? That's like asking HK if he s3x3s me up every night, the answer is obviously....YES!!!! :cool:

[Aro23r]

Aro, you just have to kill everything dont you! :(

I'm practicing being xyx in his absense. ;)

*zing*

[Hatchet Klown]

I'm practicing being xyx in his absense. ;)

*zing*

But we love you for you; not for your impersonations... You should know that you suck at them.

[Excaliber]

But ofcourse. Registered with the GOP since the day I turned 18.

EDIT: Gah, double post. Sorry guys, didnt realize they were so close together.:bad:

Even though I am too young to be a registered member of the Republican supporters I count myself as such..

Go Republicans!:cool:

Mantis.. I know I know.. Stupid question..;) :p

[DMD]

Your Mom.

[Hatchet Klown]

Even though I am too young to be a registered member of the Republican supporters I count myself as such..

Go Republicans!:cool:

Mantis.. I know I know.. Stupid question..;) :p

Get involved early. Especially with mid-term elections comming up. Depending on your age, you can still volunteer in your local office.

[Aro23r]

Let's bring this thread back to where it's intended: naming useless and pointless objects.


Political parties (George Washington, anyone?)

[kerrgtz3]

iced coffe
K3

[Cuathon]

Republicans suck!!!!!!!!!

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Genetically fat kids trying to get skinny :p

[kerrgtz3]

hey stop talking about me!

[mantis33]

iced coffe
K3
Glam already said something like that nub!!!

Not to mention it is in fact a good beverage. (Starbucks anyone?) :p

[Hatchet Klown]

Iced coffee isnt useless! Its quite good, especially from starbucks. Mmmmmm... starbucks!

Republicans > Democrats...

Aro, I dont think many people understood your reference there, but its quite funny. =P

Islamic Extremists are pointless.

[Aro23r]

EDIT: nevermind...

[***Duo***]

Slitting of the wrist.


-Duo

[Hatchet Klown]

Suicide Counseling...

Those who want to do it are going to do it, those who go to suicide counseling just want attention.

[Cuathon]

D>r hatchet

yeah im never going to the counsleing, if it doesnt work they just lock you up "for your own good* anyway.

[R G]

Padded bra for a D cup

[Hatchet Klown]

Padded bras in general. I used to hate it, you think a girl has a nice full C, get her in the sack, and find she is a small B... >_<

[mantis33]

Padded bras in general. I used to hate it, you think a girl has a nice full C, get her in the sack, and find she is a small B... >_<
LMAO!!

[Aro23r]

Suicide Counseling...

Those who want to do it are going to do it, those who go to suicide counseling just want attention.

Not at all. Of course there are always some that do it just for attention, but by no means, all; probably not even most. I dunno how serious you are there, but the whole service has saved countless lives.

[Hatchet Klown]

From personal experience through friends and a family member, I have come to the conclusion above.

Those who want to do it for real, honestly go through with it, plan it out, and are usually foolproof.

The people who start spreading rumors, or tell a friend/family member "im suicidal" are doing it for the attention, and are no better than the girls who cut themselves.

Everyone in my life knows my stance on suicide; I have no sympathy for the people who attempt, or even think about it. I infact have sympathy for those who's lives are effected due to the stupidity of the one attempting/going through with it.

Suicide is never a means of easing pain, becuase it simply projects your pain infinitely upon those who were close to you, know and knew you, and everyonee in your life.

Back to topic...

Prince Albert piercings: anyone who gets them is a friggen retard!

[Jeffery]

Why commit suicide when you can commit genocide?

[mantis33]

:eek:

[savanna]

trash cans.

[HorNeT]

well, when you're fighting Chuck Norris..


Pads are useless, he's gonna kill you anyway.

[Glamdring]

Hand powered Chainsaw
Awww, now I want to see a chain powered handsaw.

[HorNeT]

A Pyromancer.

[savanna]

condoms
if they worked, i wouldnt be here.

[Freddyson]

Suicide Counseling...

Those who want to do it are going to do it, those who go to suicide counseling just want attention.

so like.. Suicide Hotline?

[Lonely Tylenol]

Totally pointless and useless objects...

[Insert male sexual innuendo here]

[R G]

Padded bras in general. I used to hate it, you think a girl has a nice full C, get her in the sack, and find she is a small B... >_<


Yea I always wondered if you could sue a girl for false advertisement for that.....

[R G]

Sorry for the double post, but I was driving down the road and thought of another one...

Crochless Panties...

I mean what is the point...half the fun is taking off the panties to get too the "bearded clam" aka "snatch" if ya know what I mean.

Besides crochless panties usually have alot of lace that just gives you a rash if you are bumping and grinding...get rid of them things I say...absolutly useless

[mantis33]

I mean what is the point...half the fun is taking off the panties to get too the "bearded clam" aka "snatch" if ya know what I mean.

I'm not sure I follow you... :huh:

[Madars]

Computers.

-Mad-

[mantis33]

AOL... :dry:

[savanna]

Gel Pens.

[EmelGreenLeafer]

I'll Go With Snork, He's One Lazy Loved Player.

[Anarchy_United]

Vegetarian Steak

[R G]

Vegetarian Steak

Oh that is excellent...

Add to it Tofu filled Hot Dogs and Veggie Burgers..

[Anarchy_United]

Oh that is excellent...

Add to it Tofu filled Hot Dogs and Veggie Burgers..
The best part is, there actually is such thing, My vegetarian teacher brought one in for class once.

[Hatchet Klown]

The Kennedy Family