What We Hate about Driving Thread

[ReTodd]

Everyone that drives hates something about driving. I just drive more than most people.


I hate people who drive the speed limit in the left lane. I hate the fact that these people also tend to stay in the left lane until their exit.

I hate 3 minute timed stop lights at 4am.

I hate rubberneckers.

I hate sitting in 3 miles of traffc to see that 3 people in a minor collision exchanging insurance information caused the traffic jam. Stupid rubberneckers.

I hate any gridlock where I don't get to see the remians of a horrible collision at the end of it.

I hate police officers who show up to court to ensure I am convicted of speeding.

I hate people who swerve right before making a left turn.

I hate people who "forgot" how to signal. They signaled when they passed their drivers test.

I hate people who can't be bothered to turn on their headlights when the visibility is low. I hope I hit you head on when I'm passing and get to torture you in hell.

I hate it when I could have walked there faster.

I hate it when the elderly insist on driving to their doctor appointment for their seisures that have been "acting up".

I hate in when I have to park 6 blocks away from work in a seedy area (there is a reason the spots are empty) then return to find my crappy stereo that costs much less than my broken window has been stolen.

I hate paying an extra dollar per gallon for gas when a butterfly flaps its wings in Honduras.

I hate driving a gasoline powered automobile. When and only when we switch to a clean renewable fuel can you complain about my cigarette smoke giving you cancer.

I hate it when oil companies enjoy record profits and tax breaks while I pay through the nose just to commute to work.

What we the people of this thread hate about driving:

We hate wildlife that do not comprehend the importance of avoiding motor vehicles. They're only headlights, stop staring and run back into the bushes.

We hate the 'gangsta' in the minivan with the bass so loud you could hear it 500 yards away.

We hate stop signs in intersections with only a straight-away and a right turn.

We hate it when a "YIELD" sign is replaced by a "STOP" sign overnight.

We hate people who don't make the right on red. (New Jersey)

We hate people who drive under the speed limit. Even drunks and truckers high on meth drive 59 in a 55.

We hate it when the police pull us over and asks retorical questions....

We hate getting screwed by mechanics. Dane Cook does a really funny stand up bit about this.

We hate it when little kids run out in front of us.

We hate drivers who obviously never learned to drive in the countries we live in.

We hate it when people pass us then slow down/turn. One day we will follow you home.

We hate traffic circles

We hate 50 year old men driving $200,000 sportscars like they are Cadillacs.

Thank you to everyone who contributed to the list of hate.

[Hellblazer]

I hate not being able to drive.

[Excaliber]

I hate people who tailgate me....

Since you are a teacher I would like cut kids off and threaten them with failing grades if they don't get out of your way since you sound like your in such a hurry..:p

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate when 5 cops come when someone under 25 is pulled over for speeding.

I hate when people pass you then go slower than you.

I hate people who bitch about road conditions.
(They are better than 98% of the rest of the world)

EDIT: Excalibur - Sorry, I tend to tailgate people when they dont go fast enough... :D

[Spirit_Monger]

Though I can't drive right now. . .

I hate when someone pulls out in front of you, only to go slow and under the speed limit for a good amount of time.

[Excaliber]

If I am driving in the right lane going 55 and someone in an old junker(not dissing old cars.. my family has 5 of them) passes me and then 5 seconds later and slows down and makes a right turn... WTF is the point of that?!?

lol HK

It usually happens when I'm on the express way doing the speed limit and people tailgate me when the road is whide open..lol

[Hatchet Klown]

Though I can't drive right now. . .

I hate when someone pulls out in front of you, only to go slow and under the speed limit for a good amount of time.

I picked up a trick in New York... Throw something at them. The person was comming out of home depot and threw a screwdriver. I tend to throw quarters or another piece of change.

[Pieface1337]

I hate old people in front of you driving.

I hate how I crashed my moms car.

I hate how they cost soo much to fix.

I hate when little kids run out infront of you.

I hate red lights, but love yellows.

I hate drivers from other contries. Who are not sure where there going.

I hate the smartcar.

I hate when the gas got jacked up from katrina. why? i dunno.

I love the fact that I can still ride my dirtbike around, without getting in trouble with the popo's

[Excaliber]

I picked up a trick in New York... Throw something at them. The person was comming out of home depot and threw a screwdriver. I tend to throw quarters or another piece of change.

That is obviously why pennies are still being minted..!:p

[mantis33]

I hate people that throw quarters at my car... :dry:

[ReTodd]

I hate not being able to drive.
I hear you. There is nothing worse than being forced to rely on your always unreliable "friends".
I hate people who tailgate me....

Since you are a teacher I would like cut kids off and threaten them with failing grades if they don't get out of your way since you sound like your in such a hurry..:p

Tailgaters are the worst! I always tap my brakes to mess with them. That is one of the things I enjoy about driving.

My students usually drive faster than I do. I have been slowing down in my old age because I am too cheap to pay an extra 100 dollars a month for insurance due to the speeding ticket I got two and a half years ago.

[Excaliber]

I hate people that throw quarters at my car... :dry:

lol I'm still one the permit so I won't be throwing pocket change for a little bit..:p

I hear you. There is nothing worse than being forced to rely on your always unreliable "friends".


Tailgaters are the worst! I always tap my brakes to mess with them. That is one of the things I enjoy about driving.

My students usually drive faster than I do. I have been slowing down in my old age because I am too cheap to pay an extra 100 dollars a month for insurance due to the speeding ticket I got two and a half years ago.

Yeah I hear you!

I have to tap my brakes like a mile before I have to actually slow down just to get people to realize that they should get some distance lol

[mantis33]

I hate how I crashed my moms car.


You suck, ever think of suicide? :p

[Spirit_Monger]

I picked up a trick in New York... Throw something at them. The person was comming out of home depot and threw a screwdriver. I tend to throw quarters or another piece of change.

I'm going to try this sometime. . . when I'm not with my mom. . .and it's dark. . .

So yeah, sounds like fun.:)

Mantis, what is your liscense plate number? I want to know which car to hit first. :p

[Hellblazer]

I hear you. There is nothing worse than being forced to rely on your always unreliable "friends".
And I don't even have that. My legs are pretty strong, though.:p

[Megabyte]

I hate california urban traffic

I especially hate hippie towns that were absolutely not designed to handle said traffic

[ck1]

I hate not being able to drive.

[mantis33]

I'm going to try this sometime. . . when I'm not with my mom. . .and it's dark. . .

So yeah, sounds like fun.:)

Mantis, what is your liscense plate number? I want to know which car to hit first. :p
I am not telling you my license plate, otherwise you will find me, follow me home and rape me!!!!!!!!

[Excaliber]

I hate it when people blair thier music really loud with the bass turned all the way up...


...It makes our cars rattle because they are old..:( :p

[Spirit_Monger]

I am not telling you my license plate, otherwise you will find me, follow me home and rape me!!!!!!!!

:( Now I will never find you. . .

What kind of car do you have, at least?

[Hatchet Klown]

Touch either of my cars and die!

Now that spring is comming up ill start taking my bikes out. That brings in a whole new world of driving. Much more offensive if you ask me.

[bullseye]

I hate it when a police officer pulls you over and asks a retorical question....

[mantis33]

:( Now I will never find you. . .

What kind of car do you have, at least?
Honda Accord, lol. Good luck finding me :)

[Excaliber]

I hate it when a police officer pulls you over and asks a retorical question....

But there lies two simple solutions to the thing you hate...

A)Obey the law.

B)Don't get caught.

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate it when a police officer pulls you over and asks a retorical question....

Just ask them one back. They hate it! Or just look at his name badge, and say "Mr. _____"... do you have a daughter?

Regardless of what he says, just say "I had sex with a girl with that name"... If he has a daughter around your age, your off scott free!

[R G]

I hate it that police only stop speeders and totally ignore those that drive too slow...when slow drivers cause more wrecks than those that speed.

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate it that police only stop speeders and totally ignore those that drive too slow...when slow drivers cause more wrecks than those that speed.

Simple solution to this, keep driving fast.

[Spirit_Monger]

Honda Accord, lol. Good luck finding me :)

Hmmm. . .

What color? And what year?

[gryph89]

I hate when people signal you to a race when you got a car ahead of you. Then they act all big and bad when your trying to get around the guy going slow in front of you

[Hatchet Klown]

Spirit: He could tell you that, and you still wouldnt find him.

[plusminus]

I hate how much cars pollute.

I hate how some people drive everywhere, even somewhere that's a 10 minute walk.

I hate how some motorists think they own the road, giving no leeway to cyclists or pedestrians.

I hate when cars drive through puddles and splash you with water.

I hate how dangerous modern cars still are to the drivers and people around them.

[Spirit_Monger]

He could tell you that, and you still wouldnt find him.

Well, if he drives it to school, I might actually be able to. ;)

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate how some people drive everywhere, even somewhere that's a 10 minute walk.


So you hate me? :(

[mantis33]

I hate when people signal you to a race when you got a car ahead of you. Then they act all big and bad when your trying to get around the guy going slow in front of you
Hahah, noob. You were gonna lose anyway.

[Hatchet Klown]

Anyone trying to race during the day is a ricer, or is just retarded.

[mantis33]

I hate ricers!!! Go American muscle!! :)

[Hatchet Klown]

Ricer's arent just imports. Import racers are bad as long as:

Their exhaust's match the power of their car.
They dont have product stickers
- Althought I hear they add 20 bHP each.
They dont overtalk their cars abilities.

[Anarchy_United]

I hate it when your parents think you would love to drive and pick up your little brother when you are in the middle of something.

[mantis33]

I hate it when your parents think you would love to drive and pick up your little brother when you are in the middle of something.
You shouldn't have been masturbating in the first place!!! :angry:

[plusminus]

So you hate me? :(

No, I don't hate you. But if you do drive everywhere, without a valid reason, then I hate that about you.

[HorNeT]

I hate how all of the "gangsters" think they are soo cool by busting my ear drums, I know they are just trying to help me not be able to hear that crap, but c'mon.

[Hatchet Klown]

AU: Well most likely those parents bought that pretty little car for you. So suck it up...

[Jeffery]

I hate burying the bodies.

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate burying the bodies.

How many people do you run over in a day jeff?

[HorNeT]

I hate how everytime there is an accident I miss it.

[plusminus]

To clarify my position on the matter: I think cars are very useful, oftentimes essential. I've certainly done my share of driving before. But for most people with functionning legs they are not strictly necessary, and they do so much harm directly and indirectly that I don't think they should be regarded as something deserved of people, much less a status symbol.
I can tell I'm in the minority though... :(

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate how all of the "gangsters" think they are soo cool by busting my ear drums, I know they are just trying to help me not be able to hear that crap, but c'mon.

Would a stereo system that reaches 171 decibals count as something you hate? Im getting it from my friend in a week or two; he needs a new one... :rolleyes:

[Zoticus]

I hate it when people ride on you're ass.

I have a sollution, just slame on you're breaks and they will back off.

[LosPollos]

I hate people with those realy annoying lights(the one that look neon and must have been created to burn my retna)

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate it when people ride on you're ass.

I have a sollution, just slame on you're breaks and they will back off.

Been mentioned a few times, both problem and solution. Its called tailgating... and im guilty of it.

[Excaliber]

Been mentioned a few times, both problem and solution. Its called tailgating... and im guilty of it.

lol I sometimes drive under the speed limit..:secret:

[mantis33]

lol I sometimes drive under the speed limit..:secret:
:eek: Hang the "creeper"!!! :angry:

[bludhoundz]

My friend's dad gets bored when he's driving, so he:
-speeds
-tailgates
-cuts in front of as many people and as close as possible (at a high speed)

If he doesn't do these things, he begins to fall asleep.

I don't even drive, but I loathe people who drive slow..

[Anarchy_United]

AU: Well most likely those parents bought that pretty little car for you. So suck it up...
No, I'm 15, I don't even have a car. They make me pick up my brother on a Bicycle.

[Hatchet Klown]

No, I'm 15, I don't even have a car. They make me pick up my brother on a Bicycle.

Oh, than that just sucks.

[Office_Shredder]

I hate people who can't drive in the dark without their brights. My eyes are never the same after being followed by somebody with their brights on for thirty miles

[Hatchet Klown]

OS, you know that little tab thing under your rear-view? It reflects high-beams away from you... helps alot.

If your driving a newer or higher end car than it comes with a glare-resistant in the mirror. If that's so it has a little green light on it, with an on/off switch.

[HorNeT]

Would a stereo system that reaches 171 decibals count as something you hate?
Only if it's rap crap..

If so..My truck>your car. My truck smash you car.

[Hatchet Klown]

Only if it's rap crap..

If so..My truck>your car. My truck smash you car.

Is your truck bigger than my 05 2500 Ram? I have a 14 inch lift on it with 35 inch tires.

[bludhoundz]

*spits on your hood*

*cuts off hood ornament*

*teleports away*

[Aro23r]

I hate people who don't make the right on red. (New Jersey)

[Anarchy_United]

*spits on your hood*

*cuts off hood ornament*

*teleports away*
Stupid Muddy!
*shakes fist
I want my bike light back!

[†BulldogFreak†]

Hey can u help me i dont know how to make a banner and put in on my thing! can u help me and i hate that i cant drive either it stinks!!!!I hate not being able to drive.

[HorNeT]

Is your truck bigger than my 05 2500 Ram? I have a 14 inch lift on it with 35 inch tires.
My trucks like that, except for the overused high lift and hige tires, that aren't needed AT ALL when going off road, like I do.

:p

[Hatchet Klown]

Well, bah!

Mine is for aesthetically pleasing and I just always wanted a big truck... ^_^

[Aro23r]

I hate when a "YIELD" sign is replaced by a "STOP" sign overnight.

[Jeffery]

Well, bah!

Mine is for aesthetically pleasing and I just always wanted a big truck... ^_^
You know what they say about men with big trucks....
They are making up for other shortcomings.

[Excaliber]

You know what they say about men with big trucks....
They are making up for other shortcomings.

lol My family has a truck.. it is a few years old but I want it when I turn sixteen...

[mantis33]

*spits on your hood*

*cuts off hood ornament*

*teleports away*
I wish I could teleport, then I wouldn't need to complain in this thread. :(

[Hatchet Klown]

You know what they say about men with big trucks....
They are making up for other shortcomings.

Are you challenging my labido?:mad:

I just like a big truck, wanted one since I first saw monster trucks!:bigsmile:

[Office_Shredder]

OS, you know that little tab thing under your rear-view? It reflects high-beams away from you... helps alot.

If your driving a newer or higher end car than it comes with a glare-resistant in the mirror. If that's so it has a little green light on it, with an on/off switch.

You assume I own a car built in the last ten years

[Hatchet Klown]

You assume I own a car built in the last ten years

Even then cars built past 10 years ago still have that button, dont they? :confused:

[Hatchet Klown]

I hate the fact that in court today I lost. Tack another $30 on that $312 ticket.

[meat.eater]

I hate bumper stickers.

I hate the dumbass squirrels.

I hate the 'gangsta' in the minivan with the bass so loud you could hear it 500 yards away.

I hate stop signs in intersections with only a straight-away and a right turn.

[gryph89]

I hate school parking zones.

I hate being caught trying to make a fake teachers liscens ( be nice if I could spell the word in the first place) so I could park in their spot

I hate having after being caught to go park on Broadway about 9 blocks away and be late anyway.

[Faust]

I just got my permit not too long ago.

But, I hate it when I get pulled over. :(