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iceman2001
03-14-2006, 11:19 AM
Brusain Gadian: Digging your graves, Emancipating the Slaves

Brief History

Small Beginings
Brusain Gadian was actually the first clan of TAO. It is said that Abe Lincoln's famous Emancipation Proclamation was written while in the horse drawn carriage on the way to the speech. A little known fact is more he did something far more important on this ride, he decided to create his own internet clan. We therefore hold Lincoln's beliefs to heart: the freedom of African Americans, attending good theater productions, and unconstitional exercising of executive powers during wartime.

Clan Rules
All rules are based off of the teachings of our founder, Abe Lincoln.
1) No slavery
2) No fat chicks (Pinky is allowed anyway)
3) Poor sportsmanship during games is not illegal but encouraged. The leader of the clan shall award the "Poor Sportsman of the month" award to he who best qualifies.
4) Rules for joining are simple. There are no tryouts, qualifications, ect. All guys can simply wire me five dollars to my paypal account
(08bjh@williams.edu) and I'll let you in. For women, admittance is free. All you have to do is send me a picture of yourself with a fish in your left hand and your favorite fruit on top of your head (may be held in place with right hand). Although this may seem strange, this is merely to confirm your identity. After all, we don't want a bunch guys posing as women in our clan such as Glam.

Finally, much like other clans feeling they have something to prove, we shall declare vengetta against the Arcadians. We also declare that we did in fact fight them, and we not only won but kicked their ass, making them a far inferior clan. We also declare a vengetta against Bushido Gaiden, for stealing our name, those bastards. Since we say that we have beaten them badly, we're also better than them. In fact, we declare war against every major clan, and we won. Haha suckers, you can't beat us.

Memnarch
03-14-2006, 11:52 AM
Nice. Guess I gotta go catch a fish and figure out my favorite fruit. Bout that 5 bucks, can u spot me? Also, John Wilkes Boone called. He wants in the war. Says he is a good shot. Funny stuff ice. Glad to see ya too.

Hatchet Klown
03-14-2006, 11:53 AM
omfgz0rz! Can I join?!?!?!?!?!?! This clan is the |33$73$7!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111shift1

Morning Star
03-14-2006, 12:06 PM
Nice to see ya back Icy havent seen ya in awhile

Wolfman
03-14-2006, 12:12 PM
Brusain Gadian: Digging your graves, Emancipating the Slaves

Brief History

Small Beginings
Brusain Gadian was actually the first clan of TAO.

lol... how bold....

don think so...

wolfy

DOCTOR DEVICE
03-14-2006, 12:18 PM
I WANNA JOIN! Iceman, i love you...

uniquinous
03-14-2006, 12:25 PM
http://downloads.quahog5news.com/lyrics/mintos.mp3

windymist
03-14-2006, 12:37 PM
Werent you one of the leaders who agreed to merge AK and AL into the arcadians? meh but anyways good luck with your "vengetta" against every clan with power.

iceman2001
03-14-2006, 01:07 PM
Werent you one of the leaders who agreed to merge AK and AL into the arcadians? meh but anyways good luck with your "vengetta" against every clan with power.
? I don't play anymore?? Joke?? Hello???

windymist
03-14-2006, 01:20 PM
? I don't play anymore?? Joke?? Hello???

Nor do I, was just a question you dont have to go all ?????? on me ok?

Soda
03-14-2006, 04:56 PM
The fish got stuck. :(

Balls of Death
03-14-2006, 09:00 PM
dont try balancing a watermelon on your head. i tried and now im soaked in juice. btw do i get extra points if i hold a live fish?

EleMENTAL
03-14-2006, 10:17 PM
Nobody can replace Bushido Gaiden. Stop trying to try.

EatMine
03-14-2006, 11:42 PM
vengettaIt is called vendetta, noob :rolleyes:

Anyway, here is my application, with fish in hands and my favourite fruits ...

http://momentoffame.com/photopost/data/576/medium/1117ryans_girl.JPG

iceman2001
03-15-2006, 11:55 AM
It seems Eatmine has passed the test to join BG! We shall now have a welcoming ceremony. I'll bring the beer, and remember, the theme is "bring your favorite fruit" (I like the orange...hehe)

Oh also Ele, we need to get off that whole remember BG crap, and remember that this is wizzard chess. Sorry, I find some things such as track times, performance in school, pornography, my NCAA picks, and the fact that I don't have a girlfriend at the moment more important.

EleMENTAL
03-15-2006, 01:13 PM
It seems Eatmine has passed the test to join BG! We shall now have a welcoming ceremony. I'll bring the beer, and remember, the theme is "bring your favorite fruit" (I like the orange...hehe)

Oh also Ele, we need to get off that whole remember BG crap, and remember that this is wizzard chess. Sorry, I find some things such as track times, performance in school, pornography, my NCAA picks, and the fact that I don't have a girlfriend at the moment more important.

Well, how bout you leave, and get a girlfriend.

windymist
03-16-2006, 11:35 AM
Well, how bout you leave, and get a girlfriend.

Ouch. Yet well put...

Merdoc.
03-16-2006, 03:33 PM
Wow....least you finally left AK....:p

Match Strike
03-19-2006, 01:50 AM
Oh dear me...

***Duo***
03-19-2006, 02:04 AM
Brusain Gadian : I'm lovin' it.


-Duo

Memnarch
03-20-2006, 08:08 AM
Ice-Securing steady puss is always a top priority. Get that and you will truly be immortal.

C.H.I.L.L.
03-20-2006, 08:40 AM
far out icy....i liked ur style starting with the first rule *its vendetta not vengetta*=D

Memnarch
03-27-2006, 03:32 PM
Its vagina, not penis.