Stupid Games-

[pure caffeine]

Ive noticed several extremely stupid things from some noobs... And they are all real experiances, the middle one is word for word, actually

1.)
Im fighting some gray. who thinks he is gold. I spend 10 minutes trying to tell him he is grey. he still didn't understand he is a grey. it is his first game ever. he doesn't even know what a grey is. he thinks I am a gold because I have 2 clerics. he askes me if greys can win units also....

2.)
This is a conversation with a cheater-

him: You want a beast rider?
him: Well, Do You?
me: Just play already
him: Press f5 if you want a beast rider
me: Of course, and thats when I am booted from the server
him: No, it works, I saw my cousin do it
me: Look, do you think that I would be rated what I am (1100) if I fell for stupid cheats?
him: O.K. We do it on 3...
him: 1...
him: 2...
him: 3...
him: why haven't you done it yet??????

3.) The final on, a bad attempt at cheating

him: Press control plus S if you want another cleric

[ReTodd]

There is no such thing as a stupid game in TAO, only stupid people.

[pure caffeine]

They are stupid people though

[web101990]

the sadest attempt ive ever experienced was someone telling me to hit the red x on the top right corner for a golem.

whenever i get a cheater, i always play with his mind...

heres a conversation that i had about 3 days ago

secondtimes89 - me
Beastman32 - him

him- im going to destroy you
me- okay, good luck
him- i wont need it

many turns later...

him- your good, but you know how players get really good?
me- by winning
him- no i saw some dude get like 5 clerics by hitting f5
me - Really? sweet
him - yeah its cool, you never lose, do it.
me - i will, why havent you done it?
him - i dont need the extra help, im good on my own (as its 3-9 units me)
me - okay, ill hit it
him - okay
him - why didnt you hit it?
me - i did, thanks i opened a new window, and i got 3 more. thanks alot
him - ... are you serious?
me - yeah
Beastman32 has left the arena

haha, he fell for his own trick! How stupid can you be?

sorry if this constitutes as cheating myself, but maybe he learned something about himself.

[pure caffeine]

:rofl: nice :rofl:

I generally mess with them slightly differently, I generally go "I did, but it didn't work" and sometimes, since f5 doesn't work with firefox, I say "I did, but mabye your cheat doesn't work with firefox"

[Geoffrey]

if some says to you to press f5 go i press f then 5 and nothing happened and keep doing it they get really annoyed

[lazygun]

...f then 5...,need to remember that,my kind of funny.
Cheers,G.:D

[battle composed]

After a while, you just get numb to things like this.

I usually just tell them I pressed the button. And then ask them why they think I did not press it if they continue telling me to do it.

[Smiley_Girl]

The best attempt someone tried on me was probobly when it went like this:

game begins...
me-good luck
him-u 2
later in game...
me-i wish i had a freakin furgon!
him-do u want mine?
me-u can't give me it
him-yes i can
me-how?
him-hold ctrl and type trade [unit ur trading for furgon] and i'll hold ctrl and type trade [furgon]
me-....
him-what?
me-nice try ;)

[Double]

Smiley, that porn link keeps fooling me.

:mad:

[Thundercat]

There are alot of stupid people in TAO.
No need to make a thread about each one.

[Hellblazer]

Nope. We can laugh at morons as they come.

[Blakezord]

Thats tru there is a lot of Noobs, well this forum is filled with noobs

[Hellblazer]

Thats tru there is a lot of Noobs, well this forum is filled with noobs
Leave and we will have to deal with one less.

[kerrgtz3]

Owned by Hellblazer.

[laxdude54]

:D I Guess games r fun well there o.k but there is no such thing as a bad game in tao or stupid one unless its a cyberer or a spamer...:D