Retard Clubb

[BaxVarlet]

First things first, the boring information:

Leaders: Anarchy United and Mantis
Website: www.freewebs.com/retardclubb

Despite being only a few days, a week at most old, we have surpassed the "oldest" and "most founded" clans that have ever graced the floors of the Revelations server. What we have surpassed them in is still unknown, but once we find out what it is, we shall let you know.

Clan Vegetable: The Radish
Clan Animal : The Cow

Basically, stats don't matter to us because they don't correctly equate to scale. If the did, the whole of the Retard Clubb would be suffering from acute depression. As, our skill would correctly equate to about 8467 stats, we are somewhat short of our current goal. So therefore, we do not look as stats as skill, just as a number.

Clan Fungus: The Mushroom
Clan Norse God: Thor

Personality is important, as it shows a good working of the inside of ones head. However, this is not to exclude those with the correctly working bad personality, as it is also a valid option. But as members of this clan, we don't always have a great working of the noggin, and we may often belittle those who choose to brag about theres. But we have our own unique personality, and despite the many various handicaps that are rampant in our clan, none need to be listed here, I feel that we are who we are, a collection of stats, err no wait. Basically, yes or no, you choose.

[Sluff]

MISSION STATEMENT:

The Retard Clubb is a Revelations only clan that consists of players who enjoy a good laugh or two every once and a while and who enjoy the game itself. Personality is the Retard Clubb's #1 priority, anyone can join the Retard Clubb as long as the leaders like your personality.

Leaders (2)
Anarchy_United (Arcadian Contestant)
mantis33 (runescape rulz)

Members (21)
†Vertigo†
StupidCowsCantSwim
mantis33 (runescape rulz)
Almighty_Thore
Machine
Machine1
The Colonel
_-=The=-=Snake=-_
kegsworth
Blooper Bloop
Dragon Knight
trystan
Anarchy_United (Arcadian Contestant)
DOCTOR DEVICE
Ronin
VAMP99
bobdagangsta
Blanka09
Wizzy` (Lord Recluse)
can i join a clan?
TheDemonKing

BIG FAT NOTE: The Members list is in order from who joined first(the top of the list) to the newest member(the bottom of the list). The Leaders list is from the first leader(top of the list) to the newest leader(bottom of the list).

Clan Website Here! (www.freewebs.com/retardclubb/)

[Anarchy_United]

MISSION STATEMENT:

The Retard Clubb is a Revelations only clan that consists of players who enjoy a good laugh or two every once and a while and who enjoy the game itself. Personality is the Retard Clubb's #1 priority, anyone can join the Retard Clubb as long as the leaders like your personality.

Leaders (2)
Anarchy_United (Arcadian Contestant)
mantis33 (runescape rulz)

Members (21)
†Vertigo†
StupidCowsCantSwim
mantis33 (runescape rulz)
Almighty_Thore
Machine
Machine1
The Colonel
_-=The=-=Snake=-_
kegsworth
Blooper Bloop
Dragon Knight
trystan
Anarchy_United (Arcadian Contestant)
DOCTOR DEVICE
Ronin
VAMP99
bobdagangsta
Blanka09
Wizzy` (Lord Recluse)
can i join a clan?
TheDemonKing

BIG FAT NOTE: The Members list is in order from who joined first(the top of the list) to the newest member(the bottom of the list). The Leaders list is from the first leader(top of the list) to the newest leader(bottom of the list).

Clan Website Here!http://www.freewebs.com/retardclubb/

[Spirit_Monger]

I'll join on my spare gold sometime, if I'm retarded enough. :)

[Anarchy_United]

I'm in! All hail lord penisface!

[Lonely Tylenol]

Aha! I, The Internet Bovine, am revered by a group of...

Retards!

Perfect. :dry: You forgot the third "b" in "clubbb", by the way.

...Where do I sign?

[Sluff]

Spirit, which account do you want to join on?
And LT, which account do you want to join on?

And AU, which account did you join on? :confused:

[Spirit_Monger]

Mine would be Darth_Vader. I'm not the only one who plays on it though, so, just be aware of that, if you let me join.

[Sluff]

You can join.
But zoma isn't on right now, and he has leadership. :-\

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Sluff, instead of Silly put |ReNeGaDe| thanks Retard.
DUH

[Sluff]

On the members list?

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Yeh

[Sluff]

That better?

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Yes thats hot.. Cosmo thinks im retarted so he repped me :(

[Sluff]

I am cosmo.
:D:D

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Ahh.. LOL. okay.

[uniquinous]

must... make.... retard bashing... clan....

[Sluff]

*Kills uniq*

Anyone else have something to say? :mad:

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Yes, We Rock... Duhhh!!

[Sluff]

yay retards! :D:D

[Anarchy_United]

*stabs himself while trying to knife uni

[Sluff]

A_U, are you in the Retard Clubb?

[ReTodd]

*Kills uniq*

Anyone else have something to say? :mad:

Two things.
This comes damn close to trademark infringement so watch your collective step :hunter:

[Sluff]

Two things.
This comes damn close to trademark infringement so watch your collective step :hunter:
Yes master. :(

[Sluff]

Happy Easter retards!
:D:D

[BaxVarlet]

Happy Easter indeed.

[|ReNeGaDe|]

Its Easter.?

[Sluff]

|ReNeReTaRd|, go back to bed. :)

[|ReNeGaDe|]

lol..you'll be in my siggy, when i come back tonight.

[Sluff]

Me?
Why?

[Anarchy_United]

Check my GOld THing under my name!

[Sluff]

.....
What?

[ReTodd]

Check my GOld THing under my name!

Too bad we can't see the gold chain hanging below your Wal-Mart nametag. Maybe you should post a picture so we can all see your bling.

[Sluff]

Great new retards!

Since my friend got back from his trip, I have a new Airsoft gun, Baseball season is starting soon, and I have developed a love for Football, I think I have finally discovered a life other then TAO!

Hip hip!
HURRAY!

yay retards!

[Anarchy_United]

I shot myself in the face with a paper wasp today.

[Sluff]

:eek:
Really?

yay retards!

[Anarchy_United]

Paper wasps are the best, everyone know what they are?

[Sluff]

i don't know what they are..
:(

[Anarchy_United]

Okay, here how to make a paper wasp.
Step One: Take a piece of printer paper.
Step Two: Cut/Rip a 1inch x 6 inch piece of paper out.
Step 3: Roll the piece of paper up so your are left with a small cylinder, 1 inch long.
Step Four: Bend the rolled up piece of paper in half, creating a V shape.
Step Five: Take a rubber band, take the piece of paper, and put it on the rubber band so the rubber band goes in the open part of the V.
Step Six: Holding onto the two ends of the paper, pull back, and then let go. The Paper wasp will shoot forward, and if you make it properly, it will hurt like hell.

Enjoy!

[uniquinous]

pff thats noobsplay. here's the uniquin version:

1) find wasp nest
2) put in rubber banf
3) fire at enemies

if you did it right, it will hurt like hell

http://www.lawestvector.org/_derived/paper_wasp.htm_txt_paperwasp.gif

[Sluff]

1 more member till 20 retards!
:D:D

[bobdagangsta]

me was 19 :p

[Spirit_Monger]

I'll still join on my spare account, if it ever lets me log on to TAO.:angry:

[Sluff]

Go to Rev S_M!
Now now now!

Aaaaaaaand, WE HAVE OUR 20TH RETARD!

[Spirit_Monger]

Sorry. I can't. TAO is being all crappy and what not. It won't let me log in, on any server, on any account.

I haven't been able to log in for a few days now. :angry:

[Sluff]

Wow, that sucks. :(

[mantis33]

Hey, I'm in this clan. :)

On runescape rulz in case anyone wants to know, and Sluff, don't you like owe me a couple things from the clan I made for you? Like s3x or something.:p

[ReTodd]

How is the retard clubb as an organised clan retarded? Doesn't this go against everything retards have worked so little for?

[Sluff]

right on it tits magee(mantis).

and retodd............................................ moo.

[ThinkTank]

Retards. :)

[Anarchy_United]

Fo-Shizzle!

[Sluff]

Dude!
Anarchy is in the clan!

ZomG GOOO RETARDS!1!!!!11one!1!!!1hawt!1!!!!11

[Anarchy_United]

Howed I become a leader... oh well, RETARD POWER!

We must be retards if I'm a leader.

[Sluff]

True that! :D:D

[BaxVarlet]

Anarchy's a leader? lol, excellent.

[Sluff]

Congrats guys, you have made it to the 12th spot in Rev.

But, I have left for Netjak, I am encouraging zoma to do the same.

I think Anarchy can handle it from here.

[Meteor Rayne]

Congrats guys, you have made it to the 12th spot in Rev.

But, I have left for Netjak, I am encouraging zoma to do the same.

I think Anarchy can handle it from here.

Mwa hahaha!

You can't resist the Netjakness! :p

[BaxVarlet]

Congrats guys, you have made it to the 12th spot in Rev.

But, I have left for Netjak, I am encouraging zoma to do the same.

I think Anarchy can handle it from here.

As sluff said, the founders of retard clubb (Sluff and I) have decided to leave the clan to anarchy and mantis, possibly bigger retards than us. Good luck.

[gryph89]

As sluff said, the founders of retard clubb (Sluff and I) have decided to leave the clan to anarchy and mantis, possibly bigger retards than us. Good luck.

Why must I be constantly provoked to give you high-fives?

[Anarchy_United]

As sluff said, the founders of retard clubb (Sluff and I) have decided to leave the clan to anarchy and mantis, possibly bigger retards than us. Good luck.
POSSIBLY!?!?!?! DEFINATLY!
Zoma is FUGLY!

[Sluff]

A_U, you might want to add the link to the Website on your first post where it says "Clan Website Here!"

:p

[ReTodd]

A_U, you might want to add the link to the Website on your first post where it says "Clan Website Here!"

:p

Sluff, you're retarded. If he did that, people could actually find the website.

[Sluff]

Exactly!

Bwuah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Anarchy_United]

Okay Retards, I've challenged Dape to a "fun" war, we need 12 contestants.
Leader:

Guards:Mantis,

Grey(3):Anarchy United

Turtle(3):

Free(3):

[BaxVarlet]

No one can beat the retards in a war...

[mantis33]

I will free Anarchy, or be a guard, whatever the clan wants. :) I will be on runescape rulz during the war.

[HatchetKlown17]

Eh, If you need a final member I can join. Only if need be though. ;)

[Anarchy_United]

I'm to lazy to be a leader, I'm going to pass it on to someone else. Next person who posts that they want it(who is already in the clan)

[Spirit_Monger]

If I can still join this, I'm on my spare account on Rev now. So, if any leader could let me in, that would be great.

[Sluff]

Anarchy isn't online on Arcadian Contestant at the moment, Spirit.

And people may want to disregard the members list, nobody is even keeping track of the members anymore.

[~GooseR~]

Hey Anarchy ill help.. just use your netjak team :bigsmile:
free for goose :( me no likey dape turtle >.<!!!

btw since this is the retard clan discussion thread i might as well say..
like everyone left :rolleyes:

[BaxVarlet]

Whoever the current leader is, not exactly sure, I can change the first post to whatever you want, or you can have this thread closed and make a new retardier thread, or just keep it how it is, just let me know.

[The Hand]

I can play :), I have access to almighty_thore!