Nintendo wii jokes

[The Coder]

My friends and I made so many jokes about it today... partially because it is pronounced wee... I want to here other peoples jokes, but here are some of mine...

Wanna skip class and go play with my wii?

I just got wii.

My wii is broken!

There is something wrong with my wii!

Theres some water in my wii. Now it won't work.

[xerent]

Yes. We get it.

Penis jokes.

Ha.

[Jeffery]

I went to take a wii wii, and came away with a piece of shit.

[Wizzy`]

HAh! no more Wiz jokes!

[Jeffery]

I went to the store to buy a Wii, and they kicked me out for being French. (seriosuly, will the French just call it the Yes Box?)

[Death Shot]

I want my Wii Wii back.

[Jeffery]

Will the Wii have WiiFii?

[Wizzy`]

Can I poke your Wii?

[Aro23r]

The skin on your elbow is your wenis...

[Wizzy`]

The skin on your elbow is your wenis...

Yeah..my friend the other day was like "My wenis is bigger than yours"

I was like

"wtf?"

[Jeffery]

So, did your girlfriend like playing with your Wii last night?

[The Coder]

The principle took my wii away from me. I really want my wii back.

[Wizzy`]

I like the texture of your wii.

[Megabyte]

it would feel more amusing if on all of the dozen boards I check each day didn't have the EXACT same thread, with basically the exact same jokes....

[Jeffery]

There are only so many Wii jokes to be made. Luckily mine are all the product of imagination, whichunfortunately, everyone else on the web also thought of.

[Death Shot]

So, did your girlfriend like playing with your Wii last night?
Hio!
I'll let you play with my Wii for 5$

[Wizzy`]

There are only so many Wii jokes to be made. Luckily mine are all the product of imagination, whichunfortunately, everyone else on the web also thought of.

You have a tiny wii! :D

[kerrgtz3]

I wii pretty colors.

[Jeffery]

I went to sleep last night, and when i woke up, my Wii was gone!

[Wizzy`]

I went to sleep last night, and when i woke up, my Wii was gone!


I stole your wii.

[Jeffery]

If you don;t stop grabbing my Wii, I;m telling mommy.

[Wizzy`]

If you don;t stop grabbing my Wii, I;m telling mommy.

But I like the feeling of your Wii..

[kerrgtz3]

But I like the feeling of your Wii..
Wii dont rool like that here wiz.

[me14k]

Wanna go play with my Wii?

Counsler: Did the burgler touch anything of value?
Victim: He touched my Wii, and now I don't have a Wii, what will my girlfriend think?!

[kerrgtz3]

Wanna go play with my Wii?

Counsler: Did the burgler touch anything of value?
Victim: He touched my Wii, and now I don't have a Wii, what will my girlfriend think?!
Rofl, thats a good one.
My wiis so big it has a wii and that wiis still bigger than yours!

[Punishment]

I play with my wii hours a day.

Emma Watson likes my wii.

[kerrgtz3]

I play with my wii hours a day.

Emma Watson thinks my wii is to small.
Woah, me and my wii just burnt you.

[smokeyham94]

My wii is full of dust, I need to clean it pretty soon:dry:.
That is when the joke gets out of hand.

[Zoticus]

If you don;t stop grabbing my Wii, I;m telling mommy.
Jeffery, what wii are you talking about, you're mommy told me you were born without one.

[smokeyham94]

I was born without a wii too Zoticus, until I bought one :p

[Serge]

Yes. We get it.

Penis jokes.

Ha.
"HA! HA! Dangly parts..."-Phil Ken Sebben

[smokeyham94]

"HA! HA! Dangly parts..."-Phil Ken Sebben
:confused:

[kerrgtz3]

"HA! HA! Dangly parts..."-Phil Ken Sebben
lmao, dangly :p

[allstarGL]

"wow I never knew your wii was so small, and what an odd colour"

[ko71991]

I wanna hold your wii.


Wow, I felt both stupid and dirty for even saying it. :kiss:

[Punishment]

Wizzy! Stop Playing With Your Wii And Do Your Homework!!!!!!1

[Wizzy`]

Wizzy! Stop Playing With Your Wii And Do Your Homework!!!!!!1


Yes sir.. :(

[ko71991]

I wanna keep my Wii, but it just doesn't seem to FIT anywhere!!

[boogieman]

I upgraded my wii yesterday, and it's preformance has dramatically increased. :cool:

[Soda]

You are a wiihead.

[Death Shot]

You play with your Wii too much.

[allstarGL]

I just went out and got some cool accessories for my wii.

[Sesshomaru_me]

What in the world is this? :confused:

[Wizzy`]

What in the world is this? :confused:

*touches your wii*

[Death Shot]

Student: (playing with Wii)
Teacher: I'm going to have to hold on to your Wii for the rest of the day :dry:

[sk8wrestler]

i know why its called the wii. wii for wii-tarted:D

[Serge]

wii-tarted? Like, covered in Wii-tarts or something? Are they blueberry Wii-tarts? Do they taste better when frozen just like Pop-Tarts?

[smokeyham94]

wii-tarted? Like, covered in Wii-tarts or something? Are they blueberry Wii-tarts? Do they taste better when frozen just like Pop-Tarts?
Rofl!
Wait, wait, blueberry wii-tarts? :confused:

Edit: Death Shot wins!
Student: (playing with Wii)
Teacher: I'm going to have to hold on to your Wii for the rest of the day :dry:

[ko71991]

I lost interest with my wii..

[Man's Laughter]

I'm still going to call it the Revolution.

[Wizzy`]

I'm still going to call it the Revolution.

Yeah, I was talking to yuratart1 the other day, and I was like "The idiots re-named it Wii..I'm still gonna call it Revolution though."

Wii = nub
Revolution = :drool:

[sooner4life]

That Wii is bigger than it is on the picture.

[boogieman]

Haha, found these on google. :lol:

1. I think I'll have a Wii in my lounge.

2. Nintendo Wii? That name just takes the piss!

3. "Hello Mr games store owner, can I have a Wii please?"
"No, the bathroom is for staff only"

4. I laughed so hard a little bit of wii came out

5. So will only blokes be able to have a wii standing up?

6. "I want a yellow one."

7. Nintendo Ur-ine Trouble (Game Gossip)

8. I thought the link was a bogus site so I went to nintendo.com. Sure enough. Their next console is named after a bodily function.

9. ...Nintendo this is the worst name since the Commodore PET was launched in France (pet means fart in french)

10. I wonder if we'll be seeing "streaming content"...

11. There are going to be a lot of parents around Christmas time who think their children have weak bladders.

12. I don't think I can hold on until the end of the year for a Wii.

[yourself]

I like number 10. :cool:

Another corny joke: Store owner: "Something I can help you two with?"
"We can't decide what Wii we want"
"Okay, but what are you looking at?"
"Wii"
"Yes, you all are looking for what now?"
"Wii"
"Damn, I'll never get anywhere this way. What size do you want?
"They only come in one size..."
"Okay, now what color is it?"
"Silver'
"Okay, are you talking about the Revolution?"
"No, we are talking about Wii..."
(ends in fight scene.)

Another: Toby Keith goes gamer: "I like talkin' bout you you you you usually, but occasionally, I wanna talk about Wii!!"

[Emma Watson]

What'll we say when we want to play with a friend sometime? "Hey, wanna come over and play Wii with me?" Or: "Let's get a bunch of guys and their Wii's together and have a big wild party this weekend!"

[Twelve]

Student: (playing with Wii)
Teacher: I'm going to have to hold on to your Wii for the rest of the day :dry:

LOL.

Now THAT'S a wii bit too much. Come on now. :mad:

12

[Punishment]

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/27600/Wiimote_The_Next_Nintendo_Controller.html

That is actually pretty damn awesome.

wii joke: LET GO OF MY WIIMOTE! :dry:

[Kalamady]

Nothing here is funny. You're all idiots.

[kerrgtz3]

Nothing here is funny. You're all idiots.
Im not wiitarded!

[Punishment]

Haha kerr :p

Kalamady, u r nub.

[kerrgtz3]

Haha kerr :p

Kalamady, u r nub.
You need to learn how to spell, numbnuts.

[Punishment]

Adurr?

[boogieman]

Click here for good jokes from Gamespot.com. (http://www.gamespot.com/pages/profile/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-24524236&user=FernandoDANTE) They're ok, but some of them are really stupid.

[me14k]

You have to stop playing with my wii, every time you play with it you start sweating....Then my Wii is WET!

Is that shaving cream on my Wii?

I played with my Wii so long, that my eyes bled

[kerrgtz3]

Who spilled Ice cream on my Wii? Umm, thats not ice cream... :eek:

[Buster]

BUMP:

IDK IF this is a Wii joke... but I found what Wii stands for

Wii = Where Its Is.

Its like - "Where Its At"... But with a "Is".... >> << ><

[Jeffery]

Wouldn;t Wii stand better for "Where is it" as in "Will it ever actually make it to market, or will it always be a carrot dangled in front of the pack of jackasses?"

[Buster]

lol, YEah that works to... But... When it does come out... Its going to own >> << ><

[darth_mario]

i was havin fun and stuf u no and i said wii lol my frien dz sayz dat the wii is fun so him says wii 2 lmfao

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

My wii just exploded all over the carpet.

[darth_mario]

lol wii is white 2 lmfao

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

I wiied and missed the toilet

[Asianpride55]

i hate wii jokes!

[I BEAT MATHEWS]

i hate wii jokes!

hehe but they are so easy to think of...

My wii just snapped in half...
What is that liquid coming out of my wii?
Is it just me or is my wii leaking?

[Gray Officer]

Who spilled Ice cream on my Wii? Umm, thats not ice cream... :eek:

Lol.... Nice one :bigsmile:

[meejr]

Kid:Mommy I want to play with my Wii some more
Mom:Honey call the psychologist please.

[The Ultimater]

The Wii went to get a big Wii from the Wii store and got an even bigger Wii.:dry:

how about we change Wii to DS? :p jk

[Soda]

Your mum sucked my Wii.

[Hellblazer]

I was playg with my Wii so much that I saw sweating and panting afterward.
Yeah...these penis references are really lame.

[Wizzy`]

I was playg with my Wii so much that I saw sweating and panting afterward.
Yeah...these penis references are really lame.

HAH! YOU MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE

Haha, you suck you suck you suck you suck
Lets make you feel bad like you do to everyone else.
You suck you suck you suck you suck.


>: (


/throws hissy fit

[flipout]

Wii!!!

And yes, this is the funniest Wii joke ever.

[The Ultimater]

The Wiz has just spoken, in the Wii penis jokes thread!:eek: omg!

[thewiz]

The Wiz has just spoken, in the Wii penis jokes thread!:eek: omg!

no,
Now he's spoken.



ALL HAIL LORD WIZZY.

[The Ultimater]

well... now The Wiz has just spoken, in the Wii penis jokes thread!:eek: omg!

and this thread blows!:D

[Caboose]

Tactics Arena has enough wizz already don’t you think?

[meejr]

The wiz are you also known as The wii?

[Esko]

Shut up or i'll smack you with my Wii.