Programers thread

[The Coder]

Someone asked for me to create one.

Ill get it started by asking what language you program in (Poll is coming soon)

[Jeffery]

I program using English as much as possible. Since it is the only language I almost know.

[h()()t]

I use css, html, a little bit of java and javascript. Learning C++ as of right now.

[The Coder]

Ah! I forgot java and javascript! and HTML! and CSS!

[h()()t]

Indeed you did.

[Tama Drummer]

HTML & CSS
I tried to learn Javascript and PHP a while ago, but I didn't have much use for it and I currently have no motivation to learn it.

I never really concidered it programming though. I just thought of it as coding.

[Excaliber]

I am attempting to learn some programming...

I am kind of lost as of now...

[The Coder]

What do ja need help with? If your the one that votic BASIC, basic has some problems...

[Excaliber]

I would love to learn how to code but basically I know nothing of how to do it...

[The Coder]

Try downloading python at www.python.org (I almost typed .com, but thats a porn site)... Python is a good, simple, beginners lanugage. It also has plenty of tutorials.

[zzzaacckk]

I do Java and Turing.

[Excaliber]

Try downloading python at www.python.org (I almost typed .com, but thats a porn site)... Python is a good, simple, beginners lanugage. It also has plenty of tutorials.

I am on the site but kinda lost.... I don't know where to go to download...

[insignifiGant]

Ah! I forgot java and javascript! and HTML! and CSS!
and ActionScript, VisualBasic, PHP, ASP, and probably a hundred other scripting languages.

Most of the ones you listed are pretty much dead languages.

Might as well list machine language and binary while you're at it.

[The Coder]

I am on the site but kinda lost.... I don't know where to go to download...

Here to download (http://www.python.org/ftp/python/2.4.3/python-2.4.3.msi)

[boogieman]

I do mainly HTML and limited Java, but I'm going to be learning C++ soon at the college. :cool:

[The Coder]

I do mainly HTML and limited Java, but I'm going to be learning C++ soon at the college. :cool:

Im a ninth grader doing that stuff...

[insignifiGant]

Im a ninth grader doing that stuff...
And what have you written?

[The Coder]

A bunch of games, snake, asteroids...

[insignifiGant]

A bunch of games, snake, asteroids...
I was actually hoping for some examples.

Executables or some source perhaps.

[EatMine]

bool yallhavenoclue = true;
while (yallhavenoclue)
{
........WriteLine(" :rtfm: ");
}

[Megabyte]

HTML and CSS are almost as bad as basic...

I mean, my little sister can do HTML and she can't even work trillian.

Someone asked for me to create one.



I'm really curious who asked you (instead of making it themselves) to actually make this topic.

[uniquinous]

you forgot a lot, actually, because there are a lot of different languages...

There's really no decent way to group coding into broad categories. Someone who only knows C will not know how to code in OpenGL, despite the fact that it is a very popular graphics aspect of C++ (I believe Seed made one of his games in OpenGL).

I would have recomended you focus the thread around coding help, advice, etc. Comparing the proverbial coding penis size I believe is already a thread elsewhere. ;)

EDIT:I'm really curious who asked you (instead of making it themselves) to actually make this topicThe same thought crossed my mind as well. Our Coder here has a habit of psuedo-intellectual masterbation, as seen by several remarks along the lines of "but no one else in this community can code besides me" and his "no one can crack this code" thread. :dry:

[insignifiGant]

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[insignifiGant]

HTML and CSS are almost as bad as basic...

I mean, my little sister can do HTML and she can't even work trillian.


html formatting isn't the same as writing html.

if she can actually code an entire(robust) website from scratch in notepad, then sure, she can "do html"

[Riathmus]

A bit of Javascript, and C++.

[boogieman]

Programming is only for the gifted geeks and hot Russians. :cool:

Or.......maybe also for those who are interested in it or use it for a living........... :confused:

[The Coder]

Im too lazy to make a program to decode my current code... my current code is at http://www.freewebs.com/thecodezor ... written in python

[ubah]

I do some social engineering. I get coders to work on my project while I "manage" them with pseudo-code and um encouragement

[the bird]

i know some stuff. one day my internet modem wouldn't work on my computer for some reason so i had to use command prompt to reset my modem for it to work on my computer.

[WaCk-HeAd]

i know some stuff. one day my internet modem wouldn't work on my computer for some reason so i had to use command prompt to reset my modem for it to work on my computer.

Yeah, I definitely know some stuff too. I mean, I once downloaded and installed a windows update all by myself. I'm so glad I finally became a computer wiz just like you, the bird!

[meat.eater]

Its a little early in the morning for you to try to sound witty.

[WaCk-HeAd]

No it isn't.

[speaker4thedead]

Seems the right place to put this, I have recently puchased a website and am looking for people that can help me maintaine it and help me with updating if you think you can PM me plz.

[Office_Shredder]

Let's see.... I can do Java, and Dreamweaver.



I guess dreamweaver doesn't really count :)

[the bird]

Yeah, I definitely know some stuff too. I mean, I once downloaded and installed a windows update all by myself. I'm so glad I finally became a computer wiz just like you, the bird!


i'm not a computer wiz at all and btw wack-head this really did happen last year. it took me 2 hours to get my internet modem back up and running. first i just used the disk from bell south, that didn't work, then i tried to re-set it by pressing that botton on the modem, that didn't work so i just used command prompt to reset it.
edit: i'm going to learn how to use java this month.

[Hoolwath]

Delphi and html.

[HorNeT]

I just felt like voting for them all.

[xerent]

I can do some java, a little javascript, some css and html, but you can't really count those. I know a bit about C+ and VB, though I haven't used VB much at all. I'm currently learning about PHP and SQL, and I know a bit of Actionscript, as people around here know.

[Matt 34.5]

I'm trieing to design layouts, but struggling with the codeing. I have no background in it, and I've been relying on free tutorials... I'm teh noob.

[insignifiGant]

Seems the right place to put this, I have recently puchased a website and am looking for people that can help me maintaine it and help me with updating if you think you can PM me plz.
I'd need more info before making a decision.
What's the site for?
What kind of page design are you looking at having?
What kind of support are you going to need?

[insignifiGant]

I'm trieing to design layouts, but struggling with the codeing. I have no background in it, and I've been relying on free tutorials... I'm teh noob.
In html or flash?
What are the layouts for?