Knights of the Round

[Choi]

whoa. calm down. lol

[ultraexactzz]

OH NOES TeH POSTWh0rES!!!! OMG LOL!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!

[ReNeGAdE]

insane laughing dude... you can go to the KOTR website in my signature and apply in the membership forum, but we are switching over to invite only cause we wanna stay as a smaller community for the time being. however, i wish you luck, cause i simply love insane laughing.

[ultraexactzz]

EDIT Nevermind, what Renegade said.

[jaydude6]

i think this just supports my theory-
People are weird

[uknowwho42]

Hey guys I started the registering for the inter-clan tournament...hopefully people will sign up. Who do we want to represent us?? (we get 2 people)

[Hashish_Scout]

I nominate Fatb0y and Atomsk.

BTW, draknecro, I'd just like to say this: That was pure genious.

[intense]

so hashish you gonna put up the web comic soon?

[Hashish_Scout]

yuhup. maybe i'll put up the preview comic on the site tonight as a placeholder.

[intense]

alrght cool. whoo hoo 1020!!!

[Lone Wolf]

LOl I got ranked holy crap. Well i guess those wins start to add up when your gold huh? I even beat Hash by 2 places! (we need to play again hash.) I love the comic Hash it looks great.

ps. apollegies about the post whoring but i just had to have number 1000.

pss. and number 999

psss. and 998

pssss. and 997

p(5s). and 996

p(6s). and 995

p(7s.) ok i didn't really want number 994 but it was a 5 for 1 deal.

[Hashish_Scout]

Hello, welcome to TAO, may I take your order?

Yes, I'd like one order of the one-thousandth post, please.

Would you like me to add 994 through 999 for only a dollar extra?

Um, sure, why not.

Would you like fries with that?

Um...OK...

Have a nice day, sir. That'll be 200.15, please drive up to the window.

[Killer_kev]

... and they say my post are useless

[Hashish_Scout]

:P

^ (How's that for uselessness?)

[Killer_kev]

INVITE ME!!

[Hashish_Scout]

A couple people have posted above us, so I HAD to post, don't you see?

Anyway....yeah. This is the post. w00t. How fun :p.

[abyaly]

bwah! (that was directed at lone wolf :p)

[Hashish_Scout]

reporter: do to the recent influx of useles posts on the clan discussion forum, a small black hole has appeared in TAO.

abyaly: aaaaiii!

*gets sucked into the black hole, all of kotr follows suit with varyingly hilarious yells, screams, and prayers.*

[Lone Wolf]

Sounds like a good topic for the next cartoon.

[Al Caponeoni]

Hehehe..... TAO Black Hole of Doom!! Muahahah!!! :D

[Ali]

HAHA thanks hashish the banners sooo cool

[Hashish_Scout]

Thanks for the compliment.

BTW, where did you get the Aladdin sprite? It's pretty cool ,are there others like it where you got it?

[ReNeGAdE]

ok Hash where are you getting all the bitchin' cola banners? and do you just use alpha transparency to put in the pic?

[Hashish_Scout]

I made them all myself. Jealous much :p?

I did the transparency in Flash. I made the picture a graphic, then applied a coca-cola-red tint to it, I think 75%.

[Killer_kev]

sigh if im not f5ing my self im being disconected

[Hydrant]

oh Kev.. when will u learn

[intense]

hydrant you still need to get the emblem on your avatar...

[Killer_kev]

AND MESS UP JONNY DEPPS BEUATIFUL FACE!!!!!

[intense]

nice spelling by the way... :P

[Killer_kev]

my spelling is so bueatiful

[intense]

aye it is.

[Hydrant]

uh I dunno how to put the emblem in......

[intense]

email hashish your avatar and hell put it in for you.

[abyaly]

kev is sooo close to 1k posts. so very very close! any bets on where he will put post # 1000?

[intense]

on this thread, that post whore.

[abyaly]

im not so sure he will put it here...
PS intense!!!!! chat room!!! always!!!

[Killer_kev]

hmmm should i do a count down?

[Hashish_Scout]

Of course you should, you crazy dog.

[jaydude6]

Originally posted by Hashish_Scout
reporter: do to the recent influx of useles posts on the clan discussion forum, a small black hole has appeared in TAO.

abyaly: aaaaiii!

*gets sucked into the black hole, all of kotr follows suit with varyingly hilarious yells, screams, and prayers.*
*looks at the post*
oh come on! this is not a good way to cause chaos! Where's the violence, mischeif, and lawyers?
*puts a lawyer in the black hole*
there, much better

[jaydude6]

Originally posted by Darknecro
I WANNA FRIGGITY FROGGITY JOINITY WOINITY MUHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAA HAHAHA HA HAHA AHAHAHA EHEHEHEHE HAHAHRHEHEHEHEHEH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!!!!! HA
PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE EEEEEEE WITH TWO CHERRYS ON TOP PLUS 7. MU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA TEHEHEHHE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAHAHAHAHAHHEHEH HEHEHAHAH MOOCOWCHICKEN HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHWWWWEEEEEEEWAWAW WAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
like i said, people are weird.
CAN WE GET AN ALIEN TRANSLATOR? EITHER THAT OR A LOAF OF BREAD?

[Hashish_Scout]

I think he should join automatically for just being so weird =P

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Darknecro
WITH TWO CHERRYS ON TOP PLUS 7

yeah and his banner should be cherry 7-up!

[Hashish_Scout]

Wow, that was a corny joke. But we love you all the more for it :D

Is there really cherry 7-up?

[jaydude6]

think so

[Hashish_Scout]

I just wanted to say sorry to everyone for not being on top of things. I had forgotten how much work school is. I'll be on probably 8:00, 8:30 and this is a ticket stub, basically, entitling you to a webcomic section, MasterGolem's avatar, and updating the homepage. Feel free to use this against me if I don't do it. Ciao.

[Choi]

Don't ya hate it when work gets in the way of your gaming life? :P

[Choi]

Originally posted by jaydude6
like i said, people are weird.
CAN WE GET AN ALIEN TRANSLATOR? EITHER THAT OR A LOAF OF BREAD?
I speak jive.. er alien.. ah whatever. He's saying that he wants to join KOTR.

[Hashish_Scout]

Yay, airplane reference. GJ Choi.

I was looking to see where the "members" button went, and you can organize all the members in the forum by several different variables. I found out some interesting stuff. For example, Jingleheimer was the second person to join the clan, and I have the second most posts after killer_Kev. It's pretty cool.

[Killer_kev]

post whore clan :D :D

[uknowwho42]

Congrats on 800 posts HS...Kev you've almost got 1000! Saweeet.

[Hashish_Scout]

hey, wow, yeah i do. heh, i'm catching up to yoy, killer. you haven't been posting much the last couple of days.

[Al Caponeoni]

Wow.... I wonder how many posts each clan member has collectively....?!?! Alot, I would guess.

Black holes and space matters in general are no fun without HAL 9000!!!

*"Why thank you, Al. Would you like me to sing you a song?*

Not now HAL, I'm sorta--

*"DAAAAAAAISHHYYYYY..... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAISHHHHHY...... GIVE MEEEE YOUR ANSHWER DOOOOOOOO..........."*

:D

[Hashish_Scout]

OK OK, every1 like watch...this.

Hal: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

Heh, sorry, just like that line. Hal's so cool in the Odyssey movies. Anyway, first of the three reqs is done. Fatb0y, here's your avatar: it's here (http://www.imperturbable.net/images/fatboy_avatar.jpg)

[FatbOy]

WOW, havent been on TAO forums in like 2 days and we have 3 more pages on this thread lol! POST WHORE CLAN W00t!

Thx HS love the avatar!

[Killer_kev]

999!!!

[Killer_kev]

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D

[FatbOy]

1st one to see the 1000 post!!!!!
*PARTY*PARTY*PARTY*
-streamers fly everywhere-
Happy New Year, clears throat i mean 1000th post!!!

:) Congratz Killer_kev

[Hydrant]

WWWOOOO !!!

only unlike newyears.. i dun get to kiss anyone

[ultraexactzz]

Congrats Kev - You bring us Honor... And an excuse to party. Not that any of us needed one, but still...

[Al Caponeoni]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

:D

Wow... that's alot of posts.....

[Hashish_Scout]

Yay! A party! Woohoo!

*dances like a drunken ass- ahem, donkey*

Anyway, I've put up the comic, so it's all official. Wowza, huh?

[ReNeGAdE]

wtf i see no comic

[jaydude6]

hey, i just got an avatar that TAO had, how do i give it to you hash?
and thanks

[ReNeGAdE]

just put it as your avatar he can get it from there. also HS im still waiting for the knight pics i asked for.

[Hashish_Scout]

knight pics? i must have forgotten about them. what should i do?

well, the comic is up, so you might refresh the pages and see if anything pops up.

[Choi]

Originally posted by jaydude6
hey, i just got an avatar that TAO had, how do i give it to you hash?
and thanks
E-mail it to Hash at impertur@imperturbable.net.

[Choi]

Do you suppose the we have any spies from other clans as members and if so, does it matter?

[FatbOy]

I havent been in the clan long enough to tell :(

[Choi]

what prompted that, Darknecro? :P

[ReNeGAdE]

ok HS send me all the versions of the avatar knight u got, for the intro, and also what page is the comic on?

[Choi]

Originally posted by ReNeGAdE
ok HS send me all the versions of the avatar knight u got, for the intro, and also what page is the comic on?
Hash, I think he's talking about the images of the knight with a mace.

ReNeGAdE, the comic is at http://imperturbable.net/comic/. If you don't see a menu for Comic on the website, try hitting refresh to update the flash menu.

[uknowwho42]

That comic rocks!! Haha did you make that up Hash? It's awesome.

KOTR wins the Best Clan with a Comic On Its Website Award, and Hash wins Best Comic Artist who is also member of a TAO Clan.

Those awards are coveted all around the world, we should be honored to achieve them. Hash lets hear an acceptance speech. :D

[Lone Wolf]

Does this mean another party? Or just a continuation of the last one? Has this all been one party that has lasted for 1080 something posts? Are baked beans really baked? Why can't pigs fly? Couldn't a swallow carry it? Can Kev remember where he left all 1000 of his posts? Can Kev remember not to touch the f5 button? Can my cat stop unplugging my cable modem? Can my teachers stop assigning some much FREAKIN homework so that i might play some TAO? Where are the chips? When is dinner? Whats for dinner? Why do people see plaid and assume that your a lumberjack? Whos your daddy? Are you as hungry as I am? Why am I so lazy that I won't get up and get myself food? Who willl answer all of these questions in reverse alphabetical order?

[Killer_kev]

can lone wolf ever stand a chance agaist me in a battle? man choi what is it with you and freaky looking guys with white hair?

[uknowwho42]

Hey guys we need to pick 2 people to go to the tournament for us. Check out my post on the KOTR forum about it under clan discussion. We should do this ASAP. Thanks!

[Killer_kev]

i disagree with tournys that have unit restrictions
221-6 exluding disconects and f5s

[FatbOy]

As much as i would like to be in the tourney i will have to withdraw my name from the poll, if you want to know why read the thread posted by uknowho about the tourney in clan discussion im the second poster on that thread and read that.

[uknowwho42]

Ahhhhh do we have to go through this again? There are very good reasons for THIS particular tourney to have restrictions. To include all clans on all servers there is no other fair way - a grey would have no chance of winning. Gold-only tournaments will come with the new server, and I agree with having no restrictions for those, or single-server tourneys. But this one is almost impossible to do any other way because of its nature. So please take it seriously for what it is, it's what we've got now.

[FatbOy]

oh yea, on the site =)

[Killer_kev]

sigh i just played mastergolem and it was a close game but he did win (i blocked once he blocked 10 times)

[Killer_kev]

HELP !!!
I CANT POST ON OUR FORUMS

[Killer_kev]

yoda falls to jarjar when KK of KOTR destoys logic of something wicked

[uknowwho42]

Since recruiting, we now have 3 more members in the rankings, 1 on each server - PyroWeirdo, darkdelirium, and Stiltz. Sweet!

[Hashish_Scout]

Whoo! i'll add the rest of the new members tonight, and finish up the first real comic (hopefully)

[Stiltz]

I finally registered on this forum and decided to drop my first post here in the KOTR thread. I'm on the map now.

[uknowwho42]

Sweet, post away!

[Choi]

Originally posted by Stiltz
I finally registered on this forum and decided to drop my first post here in the KOTR thread. I'm on the map now. Good to see you on, Stiltz.

[MasterGolem]

can sum1 plz update my clan wins to 12 again?

[MasterGolem]

Its 12-0-0 Man this is the longest thread

[FatbOy]

Wow, this thread was getting far down the line i have an idea tho!

*Passes mic to uknowwho*

"BIZZUMP"

*APPLAUSE*

:) back on top :)

[uknowwho42]

Just doin' my job, as usual. Oh by the way....

BIZZUMP!!

[Al Caponeoni]

Whoo.... I'm gone two days and the thread has gained 3 pages. Hehehehe.... I read them quick, though..... They were good ol' short and senseless (sp?)!!

:D

Welcome stiltz! :D

Woooooohooooooo..........

Flabbayabbadingdong.

Hmm.... that was random. :D :( :eek:

:D (If you are not "in-the-know", this was one pointless bump!

:D

[Hashish_Scout]

We're well used to them by now :D

[Killer_kev]

ill rm you golem, mabey i will block more then once this time
and im 5 and 1 for the clan

[abyaly]

Originally posted by Choi
Do you suppose the we have any spies from other clans as members and if so, does it matter?
>.>
<.<
of course.. not... there are no shifty russian spies in KOTR... did I say russian? forget I said that... forget I said spies, too. also forget I said shifty. actually, it would be nice if you forgot this entire post...

[Killer_kev]

according to mike(kck guy) i am a spy for them
remeber KK thats all that matters :eek:
:p ;)

[abyaly]

bwah!! when did the smileys turn yellow?! they're all... yellow. and they glow in the dark.
grey smileys > yellow smileys

[Killer_kev]

AL, add afi to the BLACK LIST!!!:eek: :eek:

[abyaly]

:) :( :o :D ;) :p :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused:
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW!!!
ALL YELLOW!!! when will it END?!
oh, the HORROR of the YELLOW!


black list? are you sure it isnt YELLOW?!?!

[uknowwho42]

I second that emooootion. Uhh...right... Anyway, AFI sucks.

[abyaly]

woah. i just read the AFI thing. wow. AFI asked to be let into our forums... do you think he tried that on us?

[uknowwho42]

I'm sure he would have if he got the chance. But we're too smart for his lowly kind. Hoorah. Btw we're sending MasterGolem and darkdelirium to the tourney. saweet.

[abyaly]

i think I might host a tourney when I have time... I'll be sure to make it better than yours :D:D

[Hydrant]

my tourney brings all the clans to the yard
and they're like Its better than yalls
damn right its better then yalls
I can teach ya, but I have to charge

[abyaly]

Originally posted by Hydrant
my tourney brings all the clans to the yard
and they're like Its better than yalls
damn right its better then yalls
I can teach ya, but I have to charge yeah. thats what I mean. thats what I should have said :D

*quickly steals hydrant's post*

my tourney brings all the clans to the yard
and they're like Its better than yalls
damn right its better then yalls
I can teach ya, but I have to charge

[FatbOy]

Dam, that song was in my head all day and finally i get it out and bam yall put it back in my head lol!!!!

My milkshake brings the girls to the yard
and there like
its better than yours
Dam right
its better then yours
i could teach you
but id have to charge

MMMM a milkshake sounds good right about now!!!

PEACE

[Killer_kev]

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[Hydrant]

wow all those ?'s screwed up the page

[Killer_kev]

lol hydrant go kick afi's ass for given girls a bad name (uknownwho afi is a girl not a he)

[Hashish_Scout]

Originally posted by uknowwho42
I'm sure he would have if he got the chance. But we're too smart for his lowly kind. Hoorah. Btw we're sending MasterGolem and darkdelirium to the tourney. saweet.

You know, he is a member of the forum. She tried to apply a while back, but got shot down rather quickly. She could *gasp* get into our membership, jokes, and sites forums!! Dum dum dum...

[ReNeGAdE]

hmmm we better be watchin our members..... if u guys can get the IP thing goin we could use that, or just allow one account from a comp or somethin. the gold only clans have the advantage of not letting afi in without so much trouble...

[Choi]

Originally posted by ReNeGAdE
hmmm we better be watchin our members..... if u guys can get the IP thing goin we could use that, or just allow one account from a comp or somethin. the gold only clans have the advantage of not letting afi in without so much trouble...
IP tracking is enabled on our forum, but only accessed by administrators.

[MasterGolem]

My NEW RATING ISSSSSSS 13-0-0 UltraExactzz Upadte my godly rating! Heh i played Fatb0i my fyro blocked 5 times in a row lol.

[Choi]

You both need to PM ultraexactzz with the battle and who won. :)

[MasterGolem]

i did

[Hashish_Scout]

We have slightly different circumstances than the outkast clan, since I have to approve every guy who wants into the kotr usergroup, which keeps thm out of the important stuff.

[Ali]

haha. sry hash i know this is kinda late but anywayz i got my aladin thing from dragid.com it has all sorts of weird icons

[abyaly]

im pretty sure AFI is a guy and not a girl...

[intense]

havent been on in a while. and like seven more p[ages. damn, we should have a post whore house or something...

[FatbOy]

Originally posted by MasterGolem
My NEW RATING ISSSSSSS 13-0-0 UltraExactzz Upadte my godly rating! Heh i played Fatb0i my fyro blocked 5 times in a row lol.

Ok 2 things, 1st im back rather quicker then i thought, didnt get in as much trouble :)

2nd, I never played MG in a battle, i would have remembered getting a loss, and i dont remember that but i do remember playing HS and won, you can ask him if you wold like, it was a while back but a win non the less. Sorry MG :( i never played you

[FatbOy]

Ah, the only thing i can think of was when i was talking to MG he was in a battle and he said his pyro blocked a bunch but it wasnt me fighting him it was Lone Wolf, i do know it wasnt me tho lol, your going senile MG =P

[Hashish_Scout]

I think I beat you once though. Might have been MasterG.

[resurgent247]

Hey I've been "stalking" u, lol and I'd like to commend u for being above and beyond the pyro pyrates, and look forward to battling you guys. You guys are one of the best clans, if not the best. The pyro pyrates are all talk and no walk, accept for their leader. Nicely done,
Cya around

[Hashish_Scout]

Ai, I've been stalked! Or were you not talking to me? :p

Anyway, check out the website, guys. I added the first comic. It's the first of the first storyline, are you excited?

[resurgent247]

wuts u guyz'z website?

[Hashish_Scout]

Click on meh bannah, foo.

[resurgent247]

?? wut??

[Hashish_Scout]

Sigh...click on my banner to go to our website, which is http://www.imperturbable.net.

[Al Caponeoni]

LOL.... I nearly pissed my pants laughing.

That's great HS!!! :D

Ahh... the KOTR site is the best..... :cool:

Hahahahaha.... GREAT JOB HS!!! :D :D :D

[resurgent247]

nice work. best site I've ever seen here by far

If I was to ask to be in ur clan would u let me
I'm 6th in the rankings, with 519/4/63, I dont just get my wins by playing greys but I am good with the Gold,
This is just a reseme` if my clan backfires, I don wanna join... yet
cya

[Hashish_Scout]

Well, besides the fact that its spelled resume, with a little accent on e, (ai I hate being a nit-picky bastard) I personally would love to have you in KOTR. Are you kidding? A high stat, high-raniked, friendly senior gold who's been around since the beginning. Sure.

[resurgent247]

reseme` sorry misspell, I can't spell it ne wayz but u get the point... lol

[intense]

nice work hashish, and like i have said before, if you need or want any help just shoot me off a email or pm...

[Killer_kev]

AHHHHHHH ITS AFI ALL OVER AGAIN. IS NO CLAN SAFE FROM SPYING AND STALKING
:p

[Hydrant]

That comic is BRILLIANT!!!

[Hashish_Scout]

intense- Thanks, intense. i'll keep it in mind.

killer_kev- :D

Hydrant- Thank you, thank you. Autographs'll be done on Thursdays.

[MasterGolem]

yo fatb0i dont u remeber when i blocked 5 times in a row with my pyro? Man u have herious memory probs.:D

[MasterGolem]

ahhh darn nvm fatb0i it was lone wolf lol:rolleyes:

[Hashish_Scout]

Ah yes, MasterGolem, your one of the games admins now :)? That, of course, is what the shield icon means. It endows "special powers of doom"

[jaydude6]

hi
i'm back for 30 minutes (no games though)
since i'm going to use 5 of those minutes tonight, and i don't have much time, can someone tell me what's new here?

[Hashish_Scout]

I released a new comic, we have a shite ton of new members, we're suffering from "AFI is among us!" syndrome, killer_kev continues to post, and xyx continues to try and destroy leetism. You know, the usual.

[jaydude6]

oh...
huh... I leave 3 days and everything changes.
i leave one week and nothing changes.
weird

[Al Caponeoni]

HS, got your email. Sent them again, this time in attachement form. Hope they work! :D

[uknowwho42]

Hey Hashish you should leave all the comics up on the comic link if you can. Then we can look at all of them, past and current, and admire all their glory. They rock.

[Killer_kev]

thats the way it works down here jaydude

[Killer_kev]

AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. 1000 emails and counting
that comic kicks the last one ass

[Hashish_Scout]

Al: Yup, they worked. Thanks. I'm putting those up today, along with MasterGolems (finally got it to work) and Ali's.

uknowwho42: That's a good idea. I'll add links to the past comics below the current one. I'll make a list...or maybe...could any1 here tell me how to make a simple drop down menu? Like in the post reply section where you can choose a color?

killer_kev: Hehe, thanks. Hopefully the next one will be better than this one, I'm learning while I'm doing this.

intense: Hiya, you know how you said you'd help me with the comic if I asked? Well, I got a job you could do. Could you make backgrounds for the comic, prefereably low-contrast light colors without lines, so they contrast well with the comic? You don't have to if you don't want to, but it would be really helpful. Thanks.

[MasterGolem]

alrite thats sweet when will it be up?

[Killer_kev]

golem what are you an admin of?

[Hashish_Scout]

The. Also MasterGolem, Administrator is spelled wrong, that might weaken your credibility a little bit.

I added an archive to the comics page, all two of the comics are now archived :)

I also updated everything on the site except the ranking, which I will do posthaste, of course. And update the gallery...I think that's it. Whew, this website is getting big, it takes a while to get everything updated on it.

[Killer_kev]

HS im trying to put another link in my sig, but nowmatter what i try i converts my whole sig into 1 big link

[MasterGolem]

i knew that

[Killer_kev]

hs i have 6 clan wins

[Hashish_Scout]

For the link bit, make sure you end your stuff with [/url] or it won't end the link where you want it.

For clan rating, you should pm ultraexactzz with who you played and who beat who.

[Mr. Mud]

hashish i love the comics

lol

[Al Caponeoni]

Wow, this site really is g-g-great!!! It is just as nice as tacticsarena.com in my opinion! :D

:D :D :D

Hehe.... don't kill me Bills. :eek:

[Hashish_Scout]

Psh...only as great? You are no longer my friend. Begone with you!

The gallery section is up, with a whole 'nother page.

SUPRISE HINT OF THE DAY: rhymes with radials

[jaydude6]

hey, i've done some thinking, and i've decided.
although i'm not going to play the game, i'll spend somewhere between 10-15 minutes on the forums.
don't want to fall behind.
ONLY 17 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN PLAY AGAIN!
wait... 17 DAYS?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *faints*

[Al Caponeoni]

Nay, it 'tis better. It rattifies TAO's measly existance!! :D :D :D

HS the GREAT!!

[Hashish_Scout]

That's better. I may yet let you live :)

[Killer_kev]

Originally posted by jaydude6
hey, i've done some thinking, and i've decided.
although i'm not going to play the game, i'll spend somewhere between 10-15 minutes on the forums.
don't want to fall behind.
ONLY 17 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN PLAY AGAIN!
wait... 17 DAYS?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *faints*
some freaky new years resolution or something?

[Hashish_Scout]

I've never been able to last through any of my resolutions :p

[Killer_kev]

hashish i have a proablem with img on the internet, so do you think we could have a friendly and you take a print screen of it for me?

[Al Caponeoni]

Wow. What did you just say? :eek:

HS, I'll do you a favor and take a whack at what he is trying to communicate. I'll attempt to translate it into English. Hold on, this may take a minute...

*decipherdecipherdecipher*

I believe it means, "I have a problem with saving images of my formation on the internet, and could we battle inter-clan so the rankings aren't affected and you can take a screenshot of my formation."

Whoo.... that was tough! :(

Just kiddin kev. :D :D :D

[Killer_kev]

wasnt that hard

[Al Caponeoni]

Suprisingly!

:D

[FatbOy]

NOOO!!! I'm 11th now!! I better be off playing a shit load now lol!! I want to get into the top 10 forever!!!! =P

lol see ya in game playaz

[uknowwho42]

I haven't lost since the last rankings...but I dropped a spot..hmmm...that's ghetto.

[Hydrant]

and I just plain haven't had enough time to play these days

sniff

[MasterGolem]

hey guys wat do u think about this. Everytime hash loses to sum1 OUTSIDE of our clan, he pays us $5 for dishonoring the clan with a lose :D

[Killer_kev]

sounds good :p

[MasterGolem]

or he has to buy us hash browns each time he loses

[Killer_kev]

ah...ah...ah...sigh

[Hashish_Scout]

I'm not sure I like this idea of you guys.

[MasterGolem]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Hashish_Scout]

I've updated the rankings, and removed bigmikeybig from the members board since he hasn't been on in weeks. If any1 has seen mike in the past week or so, tell me and I'll put him back on.

Congrats Choi on being #1 again (you game whore)

[Choi]

Thanks Hash. I may not play well, but I play often. lol

[Killer_kev]

HS i have played 8 clan games

[Hashish_Scout]

You should send utraexactzz a pm with who you played and who you played, so their ratings can be updated too. ultra's in charge of the rating board, basically.

[Killer_kev]

i have to pm to get them updated, i have just been posting them

[Hashish_Scout]

well...whoops...

[uknowwho42]

Hash: check the KOTR forum...bigmikeybig left a message saying he's leaving TAO, and therefore the clan. So you can take him off any lists, etc.

#2 ratings wooooot

[Killer_kev]

looks liek me vs uknowwho in the tourny

[Hydrant]

go kev!

I hope you have a win for each one of your many posts

[Killer_kev]

wait... i could be fighing Qapanx actualy
lol hydrant i wish

[Hashish_Scout]

Right, I was going to say, if it's a clan tourney why would you guys fight each other.

[Killer_kev]

its a great lake tourny, i just happen to be fighting other KOTR

[Atomsk]

i just wanted to post this to show everyone how far we've came from the beginning. We were the first official clan I believe.
http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179 :D

[Choi]

Maybe we should go back through the threads and figure out the order in which everyone joined.... naw. lol

[jaydude6]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
some freaky new years resolution or something?
not a resolution- just a fact that i realised i was addicted to videogames and didn't like it.
i'm going to be on for less actually- after the "videogame diet" i'm limiting my time on.

i just wanted to post this to show everyone how far we've came from the beginning. We were the first official clan I believe.

Hey, I was the one that brought this clan idea here and convinced everyone that it was a good idea.
(edit-for those that might misread this, i was just saying i was the one that gave the idea- see my post below)

[Atomsk]

but of course, but without anybody to support you, you wouldn't have much of a clan now would you? :p 'tis why i said "WE"

[Killer_kev]

doest it really matter what order we join in?? after all KOTR was formed on a basesis(sorry) that all clan members would be equal

[Hydrant]

i think I was like the 2nd memeber... yay

[uknowwho42]

NEW COMIC TOMORROW!! Who's gettin pumped? Is the surprise coming too Hash? Kev looks like I'm playing dantherobot...o well maybe we'll meet in the final :D good luck!

[jaydude6]

Originally posted by Atomsk
but of course, but without anybody to support you, you wouldn't have much of a clan now would you? :p 'tis why i said "WE"

sorry, i didn't mean to try to boost myself- to tell the truth i don't consider giving the idea a big accomplishment.

Personally I could name a lot of people that do more for the clan than i do.

[Hashish_Scout]

Yay! Everyone, let's bash on jaydude6!

*points accusingly at jay*

You do nothing for the clan, you pathetic little cretin.


JK, of course. As founder, mascot, and valued member, you are a valued...member. Whoops. In any case, yes, the comic is being released tommorow, so everyone get excited. The suprise comes on Sunday, I would think, but the person helping me with the suprise I'm not sure the schedule of, so it could be earlier or later.

Hint of the day: O, the magical world of TAO!

[FatbOy]

Yo uknowwho, looks like on that tourney its going to be #1 vs. #4 and im number 1 and your #4!!!! NO NO NO NO not you!!!!


hehe well good luck uknow may the best man win, on and can we maybe play tomorrow or somthing cause i wont be here on thursday, i dont kthink......i already talked to chaosli and he said that would be ok

What do you think?


COMIC TIME w00t w00t!!!

[Al Caponeoni]

I think I know what the SUPRISE is....

Can anyone say...

FLASH INTRO? :D

That would be cool.... can't wait! :D

[uknowwho42]

AL SHHH YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT!!! I'm not listening.....:D

Fatboy wednesday would be good if you can do that, I'm kinda busy tomorrow.

[FatbOy]

See ya wednesday :)

[FatbOy]

1200th post on this thread!!!

w00t w00t!!!!

another party!!!!

*hits pinata*

[Hydrant]

WOO HOO

*parties like it's 1999*

tho Im all mad that my other comp just.. wont turn on

arg

[Hashish_Scout]

No, it's not the intro. I don't want to excite you all so much you go and pee in a corner or something. Sorry guys.

:):)

[Hashish_Scout]

The members page was updated with the suuggestion someone made on the KOTR forums that we know what server every1 is on. The verdict? YaH G|_ 0wn5 j00 a11 !!1!1!!

The Homepage, Ranking (with new formula), and COMIC will be updated this afternoon when I get home from school.

[Choi]

Originally posted by Hashish_Scout
The members page was updated with the suuggestion someone made on the KOTR forums that we know what server every1 is on. The verdict? YaH G|_ 0wn5 j00 a11 !!1!1!!

Looks good except the background image should be stretched a bit to be under all the text.

[uknowwho42]

I think we are easily the best multi-server clan. We have steady membership on all 3 servers - the vast majority of other clans are single-server, and we should be proud of ourselves for our lack of restriction. Can't wait for the comic. :D

[jaydude6]

hey.
i was sad that i was missing out on posts here, so i decided to post here.
... uh... ya.
bye my time is up!
see ya!

[Hashish_Scout]

Sigh, this is one reason I don't like using a Mac. You Windows users mess up my hardworking web pages. It looks fine to me, but I trust you.

[Choi]

I need my comic fix... :P How's it coming, Hash? You know, if you give a mouse a cookie and he's going to ask for a glass of milk.

[Killer_kev]

wow 47 year old humor for you there

[Hashish_Scout]

I'm in the process of patching up the leaks in the site, and while updating the ranks, I got this for you all:

::RESET::
WatchYoSelf
jaydude6

::PRIVATE::
Al Caponeoni
greendaybum5
Lone Wolf
RevVolution

PM me your stats and if you want them public if you want your stats put on the rankboard.

Yay, the comic'll come tonite. w00t.

[Hashish_Scout]

Whee, I post too much on this thread. Anyway, the site is all updated, so go check it out. If you see any problems be sure to let me know.

Hehe, cheese...

[Killer_kev]

hello
tech support, i think that there might be someonething worng with hs

[Hashish_Scout]

Yes, yes, i'm insane...with power!!! Bwahahaha worship my nostrils!

[Hydrant]

Nice HS.. i love it

[Al Caponeoni]

Awesome.

Genious! Pure genious! :D

Oh, and I like the 2001: Space Odyssey reference! :D

[Hydrant]

sniff Im all sad now... this guy just like.. broke up with me

so now Im goign to play and kill other guys ha ha

[Killer_kev]

if hydrant ever gets divorsed (shudder)... i wont sleep well at night anymore

[Hydrant]

naw im not mad or anything.. just caught off gaurd.

[Hashish_Scout]

meep.

[Lone Wolf]

Hi guys havn't been on in a while (my sister found the joys of instant messaging, *vomit*) luckily i got here in trouble with my mom so she will be off of her new found chatting program for a week or so. Then i can do something that she can accuse my mom of and get herself into more trouble muwahahah. She will never get my computer again hahaha...

I loved the comic hash, and i will worship your nostrils forever. And if i ever get anyone to worship my nostrils then i will passs that worship on to you.

[Choi]

Hey Lone Wolf. Good to see you on again. :)

[Hashish_Scout]

Yes. As someone famous once might have said something similar to,

"All nostrils are worshipped equally, but some are worshipped equally more than others"

And, yes, I know I just butchered literature. :D

[Choi]

Originally posted by Hashish_Scout
Yes. As someone famous once might have said something similar to,

"All nostrils are worshipped equally, but some are worshipped equally more than others"

And, yes, I know I just butchered literature. :D
As clan keeper of odd and rediculous information... That's a hack on the most framous quote from "Animal farm" by George Orwell.
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".

When the animals revolted against the cruel and oppressive humans, one of their key slogans was "All animals are equal." The pigs gradually take over through lies, treachery and force. The head pig, Napoleon, become a dictator. At the end of the book, the pigs are acting the same, if not worse then there former human masters toward the animals and even start dealing with humans. The book ends "The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again, but already it was impossible to say which was which."

That said... All hail the mighty nostrils of the Hashish_Scout!

[Hydrant]

hahaha I cant believe you just summarized like ALL of Orwell's greatest novel in like.. 1 paragraph

brilliance

[Hashish_Scout]

That's me in a nutshell :D

And a couple more for good measure :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Killer_kev]

animal farm roxs

[jaydude6]

GUYS! GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?
I ONLY HAVE A WEEK LEFT OF NO VIDEOGAMES!
I'M ALMOST THERE!

[Al Caponeoni]

LoneWolf: Glad your back! :D

HS: Your nostrils are almighty! :D

Choi: Great summarization! :D

Jay: Great! :D

Hydrant: :( ... :D

To myself: Wow that was a lot of smileys. :D

[ultraexactzz]

Hydrant: Punch him in the face. You Rock.

Lone Wolf: Welcome Back!

JayDude6 (Do not open until January 19th): Welcome Back!

[uknowwho42]

Hey guys...you're talkin to the new leader of KOTR on armageddon! MWAHAHAHAAH!!!! Alright enough of that. Anyway Ren is taking a leave of absence so he gave leadership to me to pass to the right person so someone tell me who that is! I would want to do it, but I'm not gold on army and we probably should give it to someone who is...anyway let me know what to do!

[Choi]

I think it's great if you do it. If TAO doesn't prevent leaders from being grey then why should we?! :)

[Killer_kev]

no NO NOOOO KOTR IS DOOOOMED

[uknowwho42]

Thanks kev, love you too...:) Yeah the thing is I don't go on armageddon that much, mostly GL so it might be better to get someone whos gold, not just because they're gold, but because they'll be playing almost always on army and not switching around like greys do sometimes. If it is a grey, I'd probably recommend abyaly if that's his dominant server.

[intense]

what up giuys? been gone for a while whats been going down? if anything...

[Killer_kev]

same old, same old

[FatbOy]

cool look at me, im like KK, 1000 post!!!!!










minus a zero =P
Finally got to 100 lol!!!

oh and check out my tourney im hosting on General Discussion
it is sticky so watch for it =P

[Hashish_Scout]

These are the people on Armageddon:
abyaly
Ali
jaydude6
ReNeGaDe
Stiltz
WatchYoSelf

jaydude6 and ReNeGaDe are taking leaves, WatchYoSelf I think left the game, so i'll have to take him off sometime, and Stiltz and Ali are fairly new. That leaves...well, just abyaly. Congrats on being the only long-time gold not-left kotr member on Armageddon, abyaly :)

[Choi]

I guess we do need a gold as leader on each server... It wouldn't be too cool to be leaderless when the grey account gets reset every month.

[Lone Wolf]

'twould be down right nasty...but im on GL so sorry guys...

[Lone Wolf]

I think we need a couple for teams for FatbOy's tourny.

I think we need to get these people in:
choi
atomsk
hydrant
and myself of course :D

if i didn't include someones name then sorry ive been opperating on 6 hours sleep for the last 4 days and i got some kinda sickness.

[uknowwho42]

Wolf if you didn't see...me and killer_kev are already in, as well as HS and fatb0y. So we got 2 teams in it already, but of course more would be wonderful.:D

[Lone Wolf]

ya i saw you guys there allready but i thought more would be wonderful. Maybe if we have 3 or 4 teams in there the poopoo pyrates will make more teams.

[Hydrant]

ill enter

[MasterGolem]

id luv to get in but it cant be during the uknowwho's tourney cuz im already in it

[uknowwho42]

Me and fatboy will coordinate so theyre at different times. :D

[FatbOy]

Yes, my tourney hasnt been dated yet, we doint know when it will start im thinking a week or 2 after chaosli's and uknowwhos would be good, so far i have 2 from KOTR and 2 from the pyrates that have joined!!

SMASH THE PYRATES LOL =P

[Hashish_Scout]

Hey, I have a marvelous and brilliant idea!

jaydude6 and Hydrant, both KOTR members, want to team with a KOTR member. Hmmm...guys want to team up?:p

If there is some sort of extenuating circumstance I don't know about, such as him giving your dog Syphilis or something like that...whoops, my bad.

[Hydrant]

hahaha

sure

jay? you up for it

HS what would we do w/o u?

[Lone Wolf]

Well i want to enter still but i have no partner :(
anyone else wanna play in it?