Givl the Poelease!

[Serge]

As I'm a certifiable gangster (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=756867&postcount=1867) I have an innate hate and distrust of the police. This has grown to include these new "TAO Posting Police" I'm not talking about the mods, they rock. Well, max smells funny, but I digress. I'm talking about the regular users who always get in the first reply to a new thread saying something like "Use the Search Function, n00b!". I hate these pigs. I am thinking about getting the other gangsters in this hood together and going on a riot against these foo's! Who's with me?

The first word of the thread title has been translated into "Your Horsey Rectum" (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=822268#post822268) to avoid swearing. :)

[***Duo***]

What's a 'Search Funtion'?
Word up Serge. You's got some tight beats yo'!

-Duo

[ko71991]

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[boogieman]

What's in it for me?
(Well, any respectable gangster, if there is such a thing, would ask that.)

[ko71991]

(Well, any respectable gangster, if there is such a thing, would ask that.)
All G's are respectable. Show me otherwise, and they're not real.

[boogieman]

Yeah, I was playin'. :cool: Gangstas rule the forums.

[Serge]

So, are you in, ko?

[Sluff]

Koey knows all about gangstas. :cool:

[Hellblazer]

As I'm a certifiable gangster (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=756867&postcount=1867) I have an innated hate and distrust of the police. This has grown to include these new "TAO Posting Police" I'm not talking about the mods, they rock. Well, max smells funny, but I digress. I'm talking about the regular users who always get in the first reply to a new thread saying something like "Use the Search Function, n00b!". I hate these pigs. I am thinking about getting the other gangsters in this hood together and going on a riot against these foo's! Who's with me?

The first word of the thread title has been translated into "Your Horsey Rectum" (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=822268#post822268) to avoid swearing. :)
Yeah.....It's posts like these that make me disreguard any form of respect I had for people that find people who uphold forum etiquette ("Forum Cops") dumb.
Trying to act like a gangster just to fit in with modern society has never been a "cool" thing in my opinion. Using that as an excuse to hate certain people is even worse.

[***Duo***]

What's in it for me?
(Well, any respectable gangster, if there is such a thing, would ask that.)


A cap in yo' ass mo-fugga'.
No respectin' gansta' be askin' that.
They be askin', "Boyyyy, we betta' be gettin' some tight shit for this, best not be messin', else I bust one in yo' grill G."
(Take careful notice to the clean white spats. THAT is what respectable gangsters wear.)


-Duo

[HorNeT]

As I'm a certifiable gangster (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=756867&postcount=1867) I have an innated hate and distrust of the police. This has grown to include these new "TAO Posting Police" I'm not talking about the mods, they rock. Well, max smells funny, but I digress. I'm talking about the regular users who always get in the first reply to a new thread saying something like "Use the Search Function, n00b!". I hate these pigs. I am thinking about getting the other gangsters in this hood together and going on a riot against these foo's! Who's with me?


Gawd serge, you're using a stereotype.

[Sluff]

I never knew TAO had so many gangstas.

If there was a clan called "Gangstas," I bet it would be huge...

[Serge]

Yeah.....It's posts like these that make me disreguard any form of respect I had for people that find people who uphold forum etiquette ("Forum Cops") dumb.
Trying to act like a gangster just to fit in with modern society has never been a "cool" thing in my opinion. Using that as an excuse to hate certain people is even worse.
Yeah, it's you forum cops who have no sense of humour, and act the way you do only to make up for the small size of your cojones who piss me off.

[ko71991]

I don't even know how to respond to this. :confused:

Oh, I know, how about "no"?

[Serge]

Why not? These pigs need to be taught a lesson.

[***Duo***]

I never knew TAO had so many gangstas.

If there was a clan called "Gangstas," I bet it would be huge...


If there was a clan called, "Poelease", I bet it would be huge.


-Duo

[Northwind]

As I'm a certifiable gangster (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=756867&postcount=1867) I have an innated hate and distrust of the police. This has grown to include these new "TAO Posting Police" I'm not talking about the mods, they rock. Well, max smells funny, but I digress. I'm talking about the regular users who always get in the first reply to a new thread saying something like "Use the Search Function, n00b!". I hate these pigs. I am thinking about getting the other gangsters in this hood together and going on a riot against these foo's! Who's with me?

The first word of the thread title has been translated into "Your Horsey Rectum" (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=822268#post822268) to avoid swearing. :)
Serge,

You misspelled "innate" as "innated" and "fools" as "foo's." Plus, I'm pretty sure that there's already been a thread about this. Did you check to see if there was one that you could bring back rather than starting up a new thread? :angry:

[Serge]

Why don't you btf you stupid pig. 'for I decide to make some bacon. Ya hert me?

[Sluff]

What gangsta would call someone a "stupid pig?"

[Serge]

Any gangsta talkin' 'bout a cop, homie. Buhlee dat.

[Sluff]

You think you gangsta, foo? Ya bettah get steppin'. Cuz I'mma cut you up like a fat foreign exchange student.


....foo!

[Serge]

Boy! I cut you up so bad, you wish I no cut you up so bad!

[Sluff]

:(

Okay, okay. Just don't hurt me, man. :(

[ko71991]

Boy! I cut you up so bad, you wish I no cut you up so bad!
Ok Cockroach #2 from Family Guy.

[Serge]

wtf do you mean by that, ko? You sayin' I'm gay? eff that homie, eff that.

[Sluff]

Ok Cockroach #2 from Family Guy.

I thought it was that one guy painting? Then he tells you that there is a bush in his painting, and he says "But if you tell ANYONE, I'm gonna cut you up so bad...You'll wish.....You'll wish I hadn't cut you up so bad!"

Or something...

EDIT: LMAO SERGE!

[mushroom_girl]

Chill, hommie, chill. Stop gettin all up in his grill!

He ain't done nothin'. Fite the po-po!

[Serge]

I thought it was that one guy painting? Then he tells you that there is a bush in his painting, and he says "But if you tell ANYONE, I'm gonna cut you up so bad...You'll wish.....You'll wish I hadn't cut you up so bad!"

Or something...

EDIT: LMAO SERGE!
Nah, homie, he just threatens ta off that stupid white boy. ko knows his ish.

[Sluff]

Chill, hommie, chill. Stop gettin all up in his grill!

He ain't done nothin'. Fite the po-po!

No women gangstas!

Dats right, foo. I is discriminatin' you! :mad:

[Serge]

Chill, hommie, chill. Stop gettin all up in his grill!

He ain't done nothin'. Fite the po-po!
'bout time someone gets this thread.

We need to take those pigs down, let's start with that punk-ass 'blazer.

[Serge]

No women gangstas!

Dats right, foo. I is discriminatin' you! :mad:
'n I'm discrimanatin' you. gtf out, b.

[mantis33]

I thought it was that one guy painting? Then he tells you that there is a bush in his painting, and he says "But if you tell ANYONE, I'm gonna cut you up so bad...You'll wish.....You'll wish I hadn't cut you up so bad!"

Or something...

EDIT: LMAO SERGE!
No, in that one, he says that if you tell anyone about that bush, he will cut you.

[Sluff]

well maybe imma cut you, mantis. eva thought 'bout dat? didn't think so...foo.

[Serge]

Let's squash this, our beef is with the forum pigs. No need for a feud with family.

[Sluff]

ya ya, bro. let's kill dem piggies, n' den we can eat their stomachs!

[Serge]

wtf? you like hannibal or somethin'? This aint no silence of the lams stuff, b.

[Sluff]

Sorry. :(

I got a little too much into it...

[mushroom_girl]

No women gangstas!

Dats right, foo. I is discriminatin' you! :mad:
Wo wo wo.

Who you be thinkin be makin those gangsta babies o' yos?! :mad:

[Northwind]

Ahem. :angry:

Excuse me . . . If I could get your attention for a moment . . . There, thank you.

It has come to my attention that there has been much talk of late regarding "fite-ing the po-pos" and cutting each other with sharp implements.

I would like to inform you that this sort of carrying on is entirely inappropriate. These forums are frequented by people of a variety of ages, including CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 13! Please maintain the decorum appropriate for such a public setting and refrain from modeling violence toward the police or any other authority figures.

Thank you for your time.

[Serge]

Who died and made you pig, hotwind? I think I'm 'bout to change the decorum of your face!

[Sluff]

Ahem. :angry:

Excuse me . . . If I could get your attention for a moment . . . There, thank you.

It has come to my attention that there has been much talk of late regarding "fite-ing the po-pos" and cutting each other with sharp implements.

I would like to inform you that this sort of carrying on is entirely inappropriate. These forums are frequented by people of a variety of ages, including CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 13! Please maintain the decorum appropriate for such a public setting and refrain from modeling violence toward the police or any other authority figures.

Thank you for your time.

:(

But its not our fault us gangstas love to cut people up...

EDIT: LOL Serge!

[mushroom_girl]

I would like to inform you that this sort of carrying on is entirely inappropriate. These forums are frequented by people of a variety of ages, including CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 13!
Boi!

We got chil'en as yung as 9 round here, poppin' caps n slappin hoes. If you gonna be crampin our recruitin stylez, ima be askin you to step off. :mad:

[shatterstar]

I would like to inform you that this sort of carrying on is entirely inappropriate. These forums are frequented by people of a variety of ages, including CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 13!

dese kids play dem video games and you'se sayin' ve'se inaproraite?

heey, vinnie, we got us here a real wise guy who the boss wants in the east river soonest. all youse lazy mugs get offa dat couch and lets do dis.

**goes in search of tommy gun**

[Northwind]

I was disappointed to read that my helpful suggestions regarding proper forum etiquette were met with yet more disrespectful behavior and intimations of violence. I regret to inform you that continued negative comments will result in my alerting the appropriate authorities about this rude and unruly behavior.

Should they neglect to rein in this obstreperous behavior, I will be forced to take matters into my own capable, if reluctant, hands.

Translation for those "ganstas" who are unable to understand the previous paragraphs:

You best step on off, fo' I call dem po-pos to take yo ass down. If'n dey don't do nuttin', I'ma bring de hammer down on yo' cabezas 'n' den pop a cap in yo' ass! Ya feel me? :angry: :angry: :angry:

[mushroom_girl]

Dont be hatin. We jus doin our thang.

Don' giv into tha man, Northy-baby! Fite the powa! :threaten:

[shatterstar]

Should they neglect to rein in this obstreperous behavior, I will be forced to take matters into my own capable, if reluctant, hands.

Translation for those "ganstas" who are unable to understand the previous paragraphs:

You best step on off, fo' I call dem po-pos to take yo ass down. If'n dey don't do nuttin', I'ma bring de hammer down on yo' cabezas 'n' den pop a cap in yo' ass! Ya feel me? :angry: :angry: :angry:


seems like the big boss wuz right. dis 'ere wize guy's trying to mooch in on our turf. but the family looks after its own. get 'im boys!!

pow!pow!pow!pow!pow!pow!pow!pow!pow!pow!

**drops northwind in the east river**

[HorNeT]

**Takes Northy out of east river. **

**Does the ogga booga dance like that cool mask guy on Crash Bandicoot(sp?)**

**revives Northwind**

[shatterstar]

**takes out hornet and northwind with car bomb**

**drops both back in east river**

**orders pizza**

[HorNeT]

**remembers that I can't die**

Okay, aparently, I win. No more role playing.

[Northwind]

**Takes Northy out of east river. **

**Does the ogga booga dance like that cool mask guy on Crash Bandicoot(sp?)**

**revives Northwind**
Wow, talk about a close call! :eek:

[***Duo***]

No-thy', my brotha'!
Chill dawg.
Kick it up to Serge's tight beats yo'.


-Duo