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Jeffery
05-15-2006, 06:45 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060515/ap_on_re_us/chocolate_factory_severed_hand;_ylt=AscbIBCjhrYuMW owz9lKexms0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

Brings a whole new meaning to getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
Riathmus
05-15-2006, 06:46 AM
Wow... That's got to hurt like hell! Get your hand cut up and put back together... Ow.
Soda
05-15-2006, 06:49 AM
As long as they keep making chocolate...
HorNeT
05-15-2006, 06:58 AM
Jeff, do you sleep?
Jeffery
05-15-2006, 07:19 AM
As little as possible.

Right now I work on Sunday and Monday nights, so generally have downtime from 4am until 7am to look for weird news.
Arm & Hammer
05-15-2006, 07:23 AM
As little as possible.

Right now I work on Sunday and Monday nights, so generally have downtime from 4am until 7am to look for weird news.
Jeff i got to give you credit man! you work so hard on the forums and go to work Sunday and Monday nights and still have have time to be on the forums..
Man i have to give it to you i always see you on making sure everything is ok and nothing going wrong man your awsome lol:)
Jeffery
05-15-2006, 07:29 AM
Actually, I go to work on Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and sometimes twice on Saturday.
Arm & Hammer
05-15-2006, 07:43 AM
Actually, I go to work on Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and sometimes twice on Saturday.
Thats still alot of work. I still have to give you credit your a hard working man..and great job sticking up to date with the forums:clapping2
uniquinous
05-15-2006, 07:45 AM
you work so hard on the forums
.. ...

While I give every ounce of due respect for our hard-working Jeffery regarding his actual job, methinks the abovementioned noob doesn't quite realize that participating in an online community forum isn't (or shouldn't really be) work...


I wonder if this girl will grow up hating chocolate now, like the food you eat right before getting sick.
Sluff
05-15-2006, 07:47 AM
Oww...ahhh....ahhhhhh.

That had to hurt.
*The Nothing*
05-15-2006, 10:21 AM
Damn...that sucks. Hope she's alright.
Dove
05-15-2006, 10:56 AM
I wonder if this girl will grow up hating chocolate now, like the food you eat right before getting sick.

Doubtful she would remember the occasion adequately enough.

At least they put it on ice...
Jax'D
05-15-2006, 11:10 AM
Jeff i got to give you credit man! you work so hard on the forums and go to work Sunday and Monday nights and still have have time to be on the forums..
Man i have to give it to you i always see you on making sure everything is ok and nothing going wrong man your awsome lol:)

Quit sucking up!
Anyway, nice find jeff.
Dove
05-15-2006, 11:14 AM
I actually don't think this is Jeff's best find. I enjoyed the dude that raped his neighbors goat or cow or something the best... that was intriguing and original. This is sad, and grotesque, but meh, I've seen better.

You know, eventually someone's gonna have to pound Jeff's self-esteem instead of kissing his buttocks all the time. And now...

*flies away*
uniquinous
05-15-2006, 11:45 AM
i dunno - i tend not to kiss ass, but I will compliment him when appropriate - then again i'll also call him an ass when appropriate. heh
Jax'D
05-15-2006, 12:56 PM
You know, eventually someone's gonna have to pound Jeff's self-esteem instead of kissing his buttocks all the time.

*pounds Jeffs selm-esteem* Jeff you suck!

Heh, thats probably not funny but oh well.

People probably kiss his ass because of the rep he has and they dont want to be negged by him. That's what I am assuming anyway.
007 GOD
05-15-2006, 03:57 PM
man, now i feel bad for the mom and daughter. 18 months? dangit.
Coffin Fedder
05-15-2006, 04:40 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060515/ap_on_re_us/chocolate_factory_severed_hand;_ylt=AscbIBCjhrYuMW owz9lKexms0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

Brings a whole new meaning to getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

1.) You find the most intresting things too read that make your ass laugh.

2.) Did I ever say I love you?
ko71991
05-15-2006, 05:03 PM
Three things came to my mind while I was reading this.. "Ouch." "Shit." and "That had to hurt."

And then afterwards I found myself wondering... "How the hell?"
Epic warriors
05-15-2006, 05:19 PM
Wow I'm so stupid, When I first read it I thought it said baby's 'Head' severed at chocolate factory. I was so confused :confused: So i'm glan it was actually her hand, not her head. That would have been much worse :rolleyes:
HorNeT
05-15-2006, 07:54 PM
Actually, I go to work on Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and sometimes twice on Saturday.
Do you have a laptop in your limo?
ko71991
05-15-2006, 08:10 PM
Do you have a laptop in your limo?
Actually, if you think about it. He really isn't online as often as everyone thinks.
HorNeT
05-15-2006, 08:29 PM
Actually, if you think about it. He really isn't online as often as everyone thinks.
I always think that he's lurking around the forums with his invisible mode..because everytime I make a joke about him, he's there to throw one back at me.
ko71991
05-15-2006, 08:56 PM
You know, eventually someone's gonna have to pound Jeff's self-esteem instead of kissing his buttocks all the time. And now...

Consider Jeff pounded on.

You call those clowns Jeff? I call them.. MIMES!!!