If TAO Units Were Real!

[EmelGreenLeafer]

(Sorry if it was created before, didn't find anything on the search botton)

Can you imagine that? All the cool stuff that they would be able to do?

If TAO units were real, i would problebly get a furgon, to help me around the farm, it would be so awesome!, watching him grow shrubs, watch him running like a real fat person. IT WOULD BE SWEET!.

What about you? who would you get if they were real?
(No humans, just beasts and golems)

[Kyir]

Kyir + Dragon = Flaming villages

[Ignition]

Dragon = people I hate have no more houses.... :happy:
I'd call him rover and ride to school and squish all the stupid Hondas

Edit: Damn... Beaten to it

[EmelGreenLeafer]

Dragon = people I hate have no more houses.... :happy:
I'd call him rover and ride to school and squish all the stupid Hondas

Edit: Damn... Beaten to it
Yeah!, whip that rich smile out of all those kids with hondas! ;)

[Draquist]

I'd get the ambusher to help me out in dodgeball :)

[Kreator]

Me + Dragon and Golem Ambusher = Throwing boulders and the people who I hate and breaking windows, then burning them and their houses with my dragon :)

[EmelGreenLeafer]

Me + DSM and Golem Ambusher = Throwing boulders and the people who I hate and breaking windows, then burning them and their houses with my DSM :)

(No humans, just beasts and golems)

*Cough*

[Dove]

Stone Golem. I'd have him armor me in the morning and picks fights all day.

[Kreator]

The DSM glows. How many humans have you seen glow? But I'll edit it -.-

[the bird]

i would have the cleric to help me out. when i get hurt surfing or skating he could heal me fast.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Me + Chanty + Assasin = Threesome, in a sexual way.

:cool:

[Screw golems, they are men!! :mad:, they lack boobies!:mad:]

[tid bits]

a dragon, just so i can fly around and burn my enimies house down :fire:

[Dove]

a dragon, just so i can fly around and burn my enimies house down :fire:

Except for mine. My house is perpetually protected by my Stone Golem.

Wisp and Mud, particularly Mud, would be kinda cool too. Have 'em pop into class while the teacher's not looking, punch someone out then leave or just make a bunch of people weak and sickly before heading off.

[Pieface1337]

If TAO units were real..


I would be trippin'.

[Hellblazer]

People'd die. Period.

[wolf rayne {D}]

I dunno, ive always found the wisp pretty fuggin sweet...
But, id have to say the Ambusher or the Beserker...Cause they make me hot in my pants but not really.

[Woodland]

Well, a Beast Rider would be fun to go around on, but Dragon ownage is the one, see'ing a Frost Golem would be weird though, I mean, what usage does it have? Pherhaps none.

[Punishment]

Lol.

I wish pokemon were real :p

I'd train my little charmander into a big charizard and be cool :cool:

[Northwind]

Screw golems, they are men!!
Well DD, I'm really glad that you're able to be so open and honest about your erotic feelings. However, I'd have to say that your sexual longings for golems might be something that you keep to yourself (not that there's anything wrong with it.) :)

[Realist]

Except for mine. My house is perpetually protected by my Stone Golem.

Then it'll just burn down slowly. What you need is a frosty.

[Dove]

Well, a Beast Rider would be fun to go around on, but Dragon ownage is the one, see'ing a Frost Golem would be weird though, I mean, what usage does it have? Pherhaps none.

The problem with the Frost is that it's gotta follow you around all day. I imagine it'd be really slow too, AND if you froze someone they could just have a friend punch the Frost and free 'em.

The thing about the Stone that I like is that it's got infinite range. I can do it in the morning and go to school and sports all day long (even forever!) without losing my uber strength. A Wisp looks like it could hang out in a backpack or perhaps locker all day, and since it's already dead and just exists in spirit form it'd be pretty patient. It's got a whole eternity to do your bidding. A Mud also can just hang out underground until you need it, or even just chill in your backyard until you need it.

[Woodland]

Lol.

I wish pokemon were real :p

I'd train my little charmander into a big charizard and be cool :cool:
I've always wondered on that matter, having a little pikachu on you're shoulder everyday all day would be awsome, shock people if they annoyed you, having training battles etc... Even a cool flying type to fly on. :cool:
The problem with the Frost is that it's gotta follow you around all day. I imagine it'd be really slow too, AND if you froze someone they could just have a friend punch the Frost and free 'em.

The thing about the Stone that I like is that it's got infinite range. I can do it in the morning and go to school and sports all day long (even forever!) without losing my uber strength. A Wisp looks like it could hang out in a backpack or perhaps locker all day, and since it's already dead and just exists in spirit form it'd be pretty patient. It's got a whole eternity to do your bidding. A Mud also can just hang out underground until you need it, or even just chill in your backyard until you need it.
That's if whom ever you freeze has a friend to help, plus the wisp would cool doing that, and muddy can help doing the gardening.

[Dove]

Then it'll just burn down slowly. What you need is a frosty.

Assuming someone attack my house in the first place ;) . Plus the only person in my area that plays TAO says she'd take a Furgon, so she could just shrub around my house if there's ever a DT threat.

[HorNeT]

Dove and I's army will own your stupid dragon!

We have Dove(master flyer & poop dropper), ME! (Master of the bees, and all flying insects), Dove's Stoney!, and My friend SMOKEY THE BEAR!! Also, We have Captain_planet!!

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_lrg/LG-04922.jpg

With all five of captain planets elements!!1 none of your units will be able to even look at us without perishing.

EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, HEART!!!

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED!!! and with the help of Dove's stoney!!

WE ARE TEAM SAVE THE PLANET!!! (on roids!!)

Your dragons will be no match for our smokey the bear and TEAM SAVE THE PLANET!!!

[uniquinous]

You would have a furgy? Yeah, to help out round the farm... Cuz ya know, when you really want him to work hard, you can just get one of his fat furgy children and slaughter them in front of your helper, enraging him into growing a forest of shrubs. What's he donnt do about it anyway?

Who said they would use the GA to break windows? You can do that already - it's called throwing rocks. :P

you could use the stone as a punching bag, and the frosty as a walking cooler:
"Hey Hugh! Want a beer?"
*kicks frosty in shin*
*removes cooled bottle from mouth*

I would also try to ride on the wisp - ya know, for giggles.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Well DD, I'm really glad that you're able to be so open and honest about your erotic feelings. However, I'd have to say that your sexual longings for golems might be something that you keep to yourself (not that there's anything wrong with it.) :)

Hey Mister! This is not the place to speculate on my sexuality!

Wait-a-minute! I see how it is - you just want in my pants, and are shaming me into feeling bad about my lust for golems!

You want to do that, go to the suggestions forum, and implore a way to get me to go after your sorry your windy boobs, and northerly ass!!! That's right I said it - your ass is north...implying high up...like your face...like...your ass...is your face...implying you are ugly...! Yeah! Take that you directional current of air!

And just so you know, that stoney is more of a man than you will ever be! :mad:

[Hatchet Warrior]

Eh, you guys are all done for then. Mud, furg, frost and beastie would pwn all.

[HorNeT]

No. Team Save the Planet would pwn you.

[LosPollos]

Dude, a barrier ward would own! Imagine going up to someone you realy hate and punching them in the face, then they go to punch you back and they hit a force field and it laughs at them and says "missed, you dumbass!"....man, that would rock

[some1udontknow]

Me+Scout+Furgon+Stone Golem+Cleric+Knight+School=Total Chaos

[Coffin Fedder]

I'd have a furgy so I could avoid my parents. Or a stoney so I could stone my brothers friends

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Highschool boys are already stoned.

;)

[Anarchy_United]

http://www.from-away.net/images/stories/ketchup.jpg
This thread needs some ketchup. PS, the BR would Pwn, I mean, he could poke people with his stick!

[Fate's Decision]

The DSM glows. How many humans have you seen glow?

Have you ever drank that flourescent liquid inside those glow sticks? I tried to get this little kid at this camp to do it.

[ChainHeart]

hahaha :lol: TAO units in real life huh, i'd keep wisp as my pet and feed it gold fish crackers

[Fate's Decision]

Wait are you the only person who has tactics arena beasts or is it like an all-out war?
Screw beasts only. I would bring home a chanty. Want to know why units freeze up when she activates?

[lthlinjction]

Dude... no one wants a mud? That would be the coolest thing ever! Think about it... teleportation... earthquakes... that kickass squishy body!

Dragon - Overrated.
Wisp - Poisoning you.
Br - Creepy dude on a giant mouse.
Stone - Hardass.
Frost - Would melt.
Ambusher - The opposition can walk up to it and be completely safe...
Berserker - Edward Scissorhands. It would poke holes in stuff.
Furgon - Who wants to get that thing pissed? You'll never get out of those bushes!

As you see.... Mud Golems have no bad side! :p It would be the best choice to have.

[ChainHeart]

i think the mud golem is Squishy, :laugh: dont you just want to poke it with your finger?

[lthlinjction]

i think the mud golem is Squishy, :laugh: dont you just want to poke it with your finger?
What can I say?

I'm a tough guy. :bb:

[HorNeT]

yea, I see no one will take on TEAM SAVE THE PLANET.

[ChainHeart]

yea, we r just no match for smokey the bear :fie:

...:blackeye:

[HorNeT]

And you better remember that.

[Dove]

And you better remember that.

Right. /HorNeT style one word post!

[shatterstar]

Scout. Hell ya i want a scout. I'd snipe my boss. then i'd snipe the fool who messes up my reports at the printer. then i'd snipe the parking attendant and get free parking. i'd snipe the chinese guy and get free laundry. i'd snipe and snipe and snipe and snipe..

oh also a berz to follow me around. lets see who messes with me with that freaky lump of meat and blade at ym back.

[HorNeT]

oh also a berz to follow me around. lets see who messes with me with that freaky lump of meat and blade at ym back.
TEAM SAVE THE PLANET will kick your ass.

[lthlinjction]

Scout. Hell ya i want a scout. I'd snipe my boss. then i'd snipe the fool who messes up my reports at the printer. then i'd snipe the parking attendant and get free parking. i'd snipe the chinese guy and get free laundry. i'd snipe and snipe and snipe and snipe..

oh also a berz to follow me around. lets see who messes with me with that freaky lump of meat and blade at ym back.
Do people ever read the first posts in threads? Or just the titles?

[Dove]

Do people ever read the first posts in threads? Or just the titles?

Do you really have to ask?

Really?








:)

[KickAssPlaya]

Dude, a barrier ward would own! Imagine going up to someone you realy hate and punching them in the face, then they go to punch you back and they hit a force field and it laughs at them and says "missed, you dumbass!"....man, that would rock
Dude, I can't believe me and you are the only smart people that play here. I was so thinking BW as I started to open this thread. :)
BW > j00 all! :)

[lthlinjction]

Dude, I can't believe me and you are the only smart people that play here. I was so thinking BW as I started to open this thread. :)
BW > j00 all! :)
*Says the grey*

:dry: :p

BW is a human contraption... EGL specifically stated nothing human! :D

Mud still pwns you.

[KickAssPlaya]

BW is not human.. you freakin' noob. :dry:

[lthlinjction]

[Dur dur durrr]Itz 4 hum4/\/ c0ntr4pt!0n!!![/Dur dur durrr]

[Dove]

It's not often I'm being relentlessly attacked... and if I am I'm not just gonna want to sit there and have my big bubbly shield take the damage for me.

Seriously. You couldn't use it unless you were like... sleeping. Otherwise you'd just move away from the barrier.

Stone pwnz.

<3 Team Save the Planet!

[mantis33]

I would use the furgon to make shrubs in my yard and then use the berserker to go all "Edward Scissor-hands" on them. :)

[lthlinjction]

Stone pwnz.

<3 Team Save the Planet!
I already told you! The stone is a hardass.

Besides, it doesn't mean you'll never get hurt. It's just a bit of armor. If my muddy came over and punched you, you'll still feel it. So, if youwanted to go ahead and pick fights all day, be my guest. But when you get jumped by a frikken' gang, you'll probably be dead. :p

'Course... you'll be ghetto shanked to hell. :p

[HorNeT]

lth, stfu, TEAM SAVE THE PLANET will pwn your stupid ass muddie.

[Punishment]

Hrm.. I think I'd like to carry around a lightning ward too. Someone pisses you off, BAM, toast. :p

(Although, they could hit you 4 times before you could attack again >_>)

[lthlinjction]

lth, stfu, TEAM SAVE THE PLANET will pwn your stupid ass muddie.
Yes... Team Save The Planet...

A bunch of monsters causing havoc and destruction...

REAL safe there. :rolleyes:

[HorNeT]

Actually, we are defending the planet from your dumbasses. With your dragons and earthquakes.


If you're going to try and use sarcasm, try and use it right.

[lthlinjction]

Actually, we are defending the planet from your dumbasses. With your dragons and earthquakes.


If you're going to try and use sarcasm, try and use it right.
I don't have a dragon fool! Just my little muddie...

I vouch to only use him for good, not evil! :*pioneer:

[HorNeT]

Earthquakes are not good. :mad:

[lthlinjction]

Edit: Nvm.

[Dove]

Team Save the Planet includes Dove, right? He has a dragon...

Gonna vouch for that when you try to save people from that little threat?

No I don't.

...

:)

Pull up HorNeT's TSTP post on the other page... you'll see our formation. I might have to screenshot it so you can see our formidable Stone cluster... of... heroicism. HorNeT, work on that Stone cluster shot :p

[lthlinjction]

I read one of the previous posts wrong. That's why I edited that. :dry:

[HorNeT]

We have Stoney (roids dealer, duh), Smokey the Bear(on roids), Me (on roids), Dove (Oon roids), captain planet(on roids)


+my army of flying insects
+any type of bird you can think of had dove's back.

aka we pwn you.

[ko71991]

I'd want a GA. It'd make a great team in basketball. I'd just have him target the hoop from behind 3-point and it'd go in every time... You also wouldn't be able to get past his screens without getting hurled to the ground. Haha.

[Volcom]

If TAO Units Were Real! : id sell them on Ebay

[HorNeT]

That's like a Shaq that can actually shoot.

[ko71991]

That's like a Shaq that can actually shoot.
Yeah, but shorter. :p


EDIT: GAs would come in extreme handy. Picture it, .4 seconds and you're like a full court away.. Pass to GA, swish. :p

[KickAssPlaya]

Earthquakes are not good. :mad:
Muddies don't make earthquakes.. they make mudquakes. =\.

[lthlinjction]

Muddies don't make earthquakes.. they make mudquakes. =\.
Earthquake, mudquake, rockslide, mudslide....

Same general thing. :dry: Yes, I know, it's not even remotely the same >.>

[ko71991]

Yeah. Ground go shaky. People go "Oh NOEZ!"

Same same.

[Ghost Recon]

Yeah, but shorter. :p


EDIT: GAs would come in extreme handy. Picture it, .4 seconds and you're like a full court away.. Pass to GA, swish. :p
GA might not always be accurate, how about if you missed? How about the enchantress? You're friends simply walk up to her thinking shes a "Hot Bikini Babe"...then it happens, they become hypnotised under her moniputive powers, which maybe undieing to break. :wink2:

[ko71991]

GA might not always be accurate, how about if you missed?
Of course they're accurate. Have you ever clicked on a square only for your GA to attack the one next to it?

[Ghost Recon]

Of course they're accurate. Have you ever clicked on a square only for your GA to attack the one next to it?
What if you "missclicked" it? Even when you click on a square, there is the thing of blocking, so a unit blocking would be like hitting the rim of the hoop, connection would be like the ball going through the hoop.

[uniquinous]

Mud Golems make mudslides!? Hot! I didn't know they could make alcoholic drinks. Wait wait wait - is this like, natural metabolism for them or do I need to supply the individual ingredients and they just make it, cuz i'm cheap. Do they make mudpies as well? :huh:

[ko71991]

What if you "missclicked" it?
That happens in-game. If TAO units were real, I wouldn't be meaning to have my GA target the hoop only to accidentally say "throw it out of bounds."

Even when you click on a square, there is the thing of blocking, so a unit blocking would be like hitting the rim of the hoop, connection would be like the ball going through the hoop.
In a game, TAO units are given the ability to move (Well most of them anyway.) A basketball hoop does not/cannot move.

Also if you're gonna compare the hoop to the LW or BW's 100% blocking, they're given that magical circle forcefield thingy. In real life, basketball hoops do not have magical force fields.

[Ghost Recon]

They make mudpies around once or twice a year, this is truly because they are lazy and hardly do the gardening, so they don't get "muddy" enough to make one of them. ;)
In a game, TAO units are given the ability to move (Well most of them anyway.) A basketball hoop does not/cannot move.

Also if you're gonna compare the hoop to the LW or BW's 100% blocking, they're given that magical circle forcefield thingy. In real life, basketball hoops do not have magical force fields.
I wasn't comparing the hoop to a LW or BW's 100% blocking, yes of course there would be a chance for it to go in, just not all the time, you can't be perfect.

[HorNeT]

Ghost, I have some information for you.

In a basketball game, the goal isn't a BW or LW and doesn't have a blocking %. When a GA is throwing it's rocks over a set it always hits the target you tell it to, whether you accidently hit the wrong square or not. The GA is always perfect when it comes to hitting it's target.

[Ghost Recon]

Right, I can understand that, I know it always goes on target, but it would be odd see'ing a GA scoring a basket everytime it shot for the hoop, guess it's got good accuracy then.

[HorNeT]

Not good, perfect.

[shatterstar]

Do people ever read the first posts in threads? Or just the titles?

i read and chose to ignore. so there.

if TAO units were real: this would pwn:

http://www.hostimage.org/img/3095813546.jpg

would we still get unit drops i wonder? it be raining dragons then.

[ko71991]

Right, I can understand that, I know it always goes on target, but it would be odd see'ing a GA scoring a basket everytime it shot for the hoop, guess it's got good accuracy then.
:dry:

That's why it's a fictional character, and I was saying If TAO Units Were Real(which is the thread title), it would be AMAZING in basketball.

[Scout'sGirl]

Well, since no HUMANS are allowed (Scout) *sniff, sniff* I'd have to say the Dragon Tyrant. I'll make it take me for a ride on its wings outside this world! :king:

[Fate's Decision]

I still don't know if you're supposed to be the only person with pawnage units in this fantasy.

How about the enchantress? You're friends simply walk up to her thinking shes a "Hot Bikini Babe"...then it happens, they become hypnotised under her moniputive powers, which maybe undieing to break. :wink2:

Moniputive powers?...
I always thought the chanty hypnotised units with their "Hot Bikini Babeness". I think they strip down so fast that you can't see it on your tiny monitor.

[EmelGreenLeafer]

Frosty has been ingnored and put aside. He can be awesome at summer, cooling you at the beach, making your drink cold, it would be cool.

[Dove]

Frosty has been ingnored and put aside. He can be awesome at summer, cooling you at the beach, making your drink cold, it would be cool.

I think we're forgetting something here... maybe 3-6 months of the year? :rolleyes:

In Kansas, we don't need a Frosty to freeze our enemies. Mostly we're busy trying to stay alive. Perhaps a Pyro (ZomG Hyo0m4n!1!) would be good to have if a Frost was sitting at your house.

My question is this... what do you feed all these?

[Cuathon]

i feed them doves.

[Ghost Recon]

Moniputive powers?...
I always thought the chanty hypnotised units with their "Hot Bikini Babeness". I think they strip down so fast that you can't see it on your tiny monitor.
If you look at the second line of my post, it will say "they become Hypnotised" ;) What's a monitor got to do with if they was real and walked up to you and "stripped down so fast"? Sure it would be irrestible, but if "you" need a monitor and some girls stripping down fast, look at porn. ;)
I think we're forgetting something here... maybe 3-6 months of the year? :rolleyes:

In Kansas, we don't need a Frosty to freeze our enemies. Mostly we're busy trying to stay alive. Perhaps a Pyro (ZomG Hyo0m4n!1!) would be good to have if a Frost was sitting at your house.

My question is this... what do you feed all these?
You could feed the Mud Golem "mud pies" after a hard day of work in the garden, the Pyro something spicy, like a curry, I don't know what Frost Golem's eat, never read that for into the manual when I brought him ;)

[shatterstar]

you dont feed them anything. they expire and you get another in a drop ;). though beware getting a drop in class o something, you'll get a whole in the roof or squashed pyro. though you could dump the frosty in a big freezer to preserve it.