Time to Confess

[Excaliber]

I am Punishment.

I am Tama Drummer

[mushroom_girl]

I am Hulky.

[Jeffery]

I am Jeffery

I win.

[The AIDS Virus]

Wait... I am Jeffery.

You are an imposter!!

[Jeffery]

Wait... I am Jeffery.

You are an imposter!!
Prove you're me.

What color underwear are you wearing.

[The AIDS Virus]

Trick Question. I wear whitie tighties.

[Jeffery]

Nope.

Commando last few days.

You lose. I am me.

[The AIDS Virus]

How would you even know what I , Jeffery, am wearing?

[Jeffery]

How would you even know what I , Jeffery, am wearing?
Because you were wrong, so you can't be me. Jeffery is never wrong.

[The AIDS Virus]

Because you were wrong, so you can't be me. Jeffery is never wrong.

Except I'm Jeffery and you are wrong. I think we should take a vote.

[Zander]

Commando last few days.

I tried that once.
Got bit by a spider.

[Punishment]

I tried that once.
Got bit by a spider.

sweet jesus.

[The Cheat]

1. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

2. I wanted to.

3. I hate when people talk on thier cell phones in front of me.

4. I hate when people run the water while they brush their teeth.

5. I wish my roommate would stop talking.

[Scorpionz]

Nope.

Commando last few days.

You lose. I am me.

http://leezer.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/hairy-man.jpg

I knew it was you.

[pils]

-I masturbated to that picture.
-I'm not ashamed.

[*Addicted*]

No big secrets from me!

This is a thread to talk about all the little things that you sneak in. I'll show you what I mean:

I must confess...
-I drink milk from the carton all of the time.
-I litter sometimes.
-I love Disney movies.
-I know most of the words to "Mmm Bop".

I want to know what all of you do. So spill it! :)

Haha

-I pee in the woods, ALL THE TIME
-I drink a 1/2 gallon of milk daily...OUT OF THE CARTON
-Disney movies rock
-I think about s3x almost 20 hours a day >.<
-I love 90's alternative...
-I have pierced ears...
-I play TAO >.<

[mushroom_girl]

~I'm really gullible.
~I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
~I'm really reallllllyyy shy around people I don't know.
~I watch Flavor of Love, and love it.

[*Addicted*]

-I watch Rock of Love...
-I watch American Idol...Just to see what Simon says after every contestant.
-I am addicted to TAO forums!

[gryph89]

- I eat Peanut Butter out of the jar when I'm too lazy to buy something at the store to feed my hunger. (swear to god guys, take a quick smudge of peanut butter and pepsi. SWEAR it tastes awesome!!)

-After eating some of it, I proceed to not close the jar. And put it somewhere until I find it

[mushroom_girl]

- I eat Peanut Butter out of the jar when I'm too lazy to buy something at the store to feed my hunger. (swear to god guys, take a quick smudge of peanut butter and pepsi. SWEAR it tastes awesome!!)
I do that too! :D
PB is definitely one of my favorite things ever.

[gryph89]

I do that too! :D
PB is definitely one of my favorite things ever.

Oh hell yeah!

/high five

[pils]

I saw every episode of Teila Tequilla...

[The Anti]

Yikes

I like to my parents way to much...

[Zander]

sweet jesus.
Seriously though, it scared the shit out of me. I thought it was an STD at first.
~I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Not much of a confession, M_G, we all love 'em. Just don't use ripe bananas...
- I eat Peanut Butter out of the jar when I'm too lazy to buy something at the store to feed my hunger.
I go through phases where I do that. I went into one of those phases something like a year ago and all we had in the house was albertson's peanut butter. Needless to say I complained to everyone until we finally got some brand-name shit. You really can taste the difference when it's not in an effing sandwich.

[pils]

I like nutella and marshmellow fluff sandwiches better than PB&Js

[Ol' Time]

So scorpz got banned for that pic a page back or somthin?

[Anarchy_United]

lol, 69!


Anyways, I have played Offroad Velociraptor Safari. Yes, it is that awesome.

[Wisher]

I made a myspace.
YEah.

[The AIDS Virus]

-After eating some of it, I proceed to not close the jar. And put it somewhere until I find it

lmao, i do that too

[The Anti]

I made a myspace.
YEah.

Bite me. You wanna make me one? ;)

[mushroom_girl]

I go through phases where I do that. I went into one of those phases something like a year ago and all we had in the house was albertson's peanut butter. Needless to say I complained to everyone until we finally got some brand-name shit. You really can taste the difference when it's not in an effing sandwich.
Skippy's Super Chunk FTW! :happy:

I like nutella and marshmellow fluff sandwiches better than PB&Js
Oh my God...Nutella is my biggest weakness. I could clear out a jar of that in a day. I haven't had any in like...6 months just for that reason. :(

[Wisher]

Bite me. You wanna make me one? ;)

Your mom bites me. hard.

And shannon made it for me. It's pretty intense.

[AlabamaBoy]

The flavor of love Liz?

That sounds fishy.

[mushroom_girl]

I just ate 15 mini chocolate pretzels.

.......16. :o
.......17.
.......the box is gone. :(

[Zander]

Ew =\
edit: bama... not liz.

[gryph89]

I just bought a dog, knowingly violating the "NO pets allowed" rule in the apartment building, and I'm going to walk right up to the landlord and lie straight to her face about seeing him as a stray.

[Zander]

Or you could just... not let the landlord find out?

[gryph89]

Or you could just... not let the landlord find out?

Kinda hard since she's right next to my place. So if I invite someone over and little Echo here starts barking...she's bound to hear it evetually. But I really don't care.

[ducky doodoo]

i have somting to confess to i like men dont make un of me this is a very delecate time

[Chess_Champion]

I must confess I. . .

-Put empty things back in the fridge
-Haven't cleaned my dorm in an age
-Ate Mcdonalds twice this week :o
-Shower with the curtains open (I'm afraid of enclosed spaces!!)
-Am skipping classes right this second :cool:.

[Liquid Swordsman]

-I masturbated to that picture.
-I'm not ashamed.

lol!

[The Cheat]

I just entire bag of goldfish...and I didn't even want them.

I wish I could sing and dance.

I wish I could paint.

I don't like meat if it is still red inside.

I have to pee really bad right now.

I may turn out to be a transvestite one day. Or a drag queen.

I hate coffee.

I can never stand to be late.

I like to sing in car.

[Liquid Swordsman]

Did you really just admit then you're a homo?

[The Cheat]

Did you really just admit then you're a homo?

No not a all. I said maybe I MIGHT be a Transy one day....but not right now. :)

I'm still trying to figure out who and what i am.

[Excaliber]

I'm bored now that I got hacked in TAO Mafia...

[KickAssPlaya]

I totalled my car last tuesday.
I am having troubles finding a new car.

~KAP

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I totalled my car last tuesday.
I am having troubles finding a new car.

~KAP

Didn't you just get a new sound system for it like a month ago? You crazy Florida drivers....

I spend too much money on my own cars and on cars themselves.

[KickAssPlaya]

Didn't you just get a new sound system for it like a month ago? You crazy Florida drivers....

I spend too much money on my own cars and on cars themselves.

Yes I did. Luckily, I was able to salvage both my sound system all of it except one ground wire, and my lights. The only two additional things I did to my truck. So I was happy about that. :) And I was the only car involved.. I just hydroplaned into bushes/small trees..

~KAP

[Magician]

No not a all. I said maybe I MIGHT be a Transy one day....but not right now. :)

I'm still trying to figure out who and what i am.

Have you ever kissed a guy before? :p

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Have you ever kissed a guy before? :p

I did for a $50 bet once.
My friend Josh bet me $50 I wouldn't kiss our friend Frank (he's gay).
Easiest $50 I ever made.

[The Cheat]

Have you ever kissed a guy before? :p

I confess I have never done that.

I am very bored right now.

I will no longer play any of the TAO mafia's.

I don't like to drink soda.

I would like to buy mask.

I love costumes.

I am a neat-freak.

People call me emo.

[Wisher]

Grats cheat.

[Ol' Time]

The game Super Smash Bros. Brawl is 87% of what I think about.

[death rico]

my mom owns me in wii bowling
i hate all the kids in my school other then my friends
im learning how to play the guitar but i suck.
i...chew gum in school!
i was depressed all last year. but im better now :)
im a retard magnet...not kidding. girls stalk me all the time(and they are ugly{might be cause of my depression})
i dont feel like expressing anymore.

[Ol' Time]

And I get the suspicion that everyone on TAO hates me.

[Wisher]

The game Super Smash Bros. Brawl is 87% of what I think about.

Cool percentage.

[max2k106]

I did for a $50 bet once.
My friend Josh bet me $50 I wouldn't kiss our friend Frank (he's gay).
Easiest $50 I ever made.

Fag.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Fag.

Not gay dumbass, but you proved just how much of a bigot you are. I'm secure with my sexuality thank you very much.

[Zander]

pb&j is my comfort food.
under pressure is my comfort song.
sess is dumb.

[Ol' Time]

Most of my views are "liberal" but I find most liberal views annoying.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

pb&j is my comfort food.
under pressure is my comfort song.
sess is dumb.

Zander is a sarcastic cynical ass :)

[max2k106]

Not gay dumbass, but you proved just how much of a bigot you are. I'm secure with my sexuality thank you very much.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

[mantis33]

Better hope uniq doesn't read this. :p

[007 GOD]

This is my worst confession to date....

I was addicted to Pokemon Snap :(

[Sixth Sense]

I see dead people...

[Lord Sesshomaru]

This is my worst confession to date....

I was addicted to Pokemon Snap :(

Same :(

[Samurai]

This is my worst confession to date....

I was addicted to Pokemon Snap :(
you're not alone. :dry:

[Zander]

Zander is a sarcastic cynical ass :)
That's not a confession.

Pokemon snap sucked balls, for whoever it was that confessed they were addicted to it.

[Snowolf]

That's not a confession.

Pokemon snap sucked balls, for whoever it was that confessed they were addicted to it.


Not a confession true, but it is the truth.

[pils]

Snow when will you confess that you rip sigs?

[max2k106]

I'm addicted to gambling . . . . . . .

[Blexican]

is that why you havent been around? =(

[max2k106]

Yeah :(

That and school.

[Wisher]

I need to confess I enjoy the zoey 101 theme song. not kidding eithier :(

[Wizzy`]

I'm addicted to gambling . . . . . . .

MAX, YOU ARE THE REASON THERE IS NOW GAMBLING COMMERCIALS!

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I can't stand MGM Grand, Detroit commercials, though I've been to MGM Grand Detroit...

[Magician]

I've been listening to Busted.

[Phnx]

I'm terrified of spiders. =S

[Wizzy`]

Real confession!

I'm terrified of bee's.
I'm terrified of large social groups
I'm terrified of being terrified
I love to smoke marijuana
I love pills, and any kind of drug.
...
Uhmm..I LOVE SAVANNA!



<3 Liz, <3 Ele

[Excaliber]

Real confession!

I'm terrified of bee's.


hellz yeah

[~SuMpFiN~]

I need to confess I enjoy the zoey 101 theme song. not kidding eithier :(

I enjoy the TV series :P

[Wizzy`]

I enjoy the TV series :P

Because you're gay.

[Spirit_Monger]

Heh, nevermind.
Wrong thread.

[Knight~of~Honor]

real confession, im terrified of Rubbish :bigsmile:

[Phnx]

Because you're gay.

LOL!

[RAGING INFERNO]

my confession...

when Wizzy was a young boy, he was raped by a catholic priest.

[The Coder]

I did it for the lulz.

[Magician]

Real confession!

I'm terrified of bee's.
I'm terrified of large social groups
I'm terrified of being terrified
I love to smoke marijuana
I love pills, and any kind of drug.
...
Uhmm..I LOVE SAVANNA!



<3 Liz, <3 Ele

What, no loving for me? Fine! :mad:

[bludhoundz]

I would never want to die while I have a boner, unless I'm losing my virginity.

[The Coder]

I would never want to die while I have a boner, unless I'm losing my virginity.

Being a stiff would have a different meaning then...

[Magician]

Double entendre ftw! :cool:

[Madars]

Why would yoo do something like this? You snake... i hope you choke on your breakfast! :angry:

[Madars]

:DI own!

[bludhoundz]

You will never even have the opportunity. You'll die an 87 year old virgin. (unless off course you slit your throat while banging a squirell) :p

Yeah, I probably won't die having sex.

You should probably be confessing things when you post in this thread though, not just hatin'.

[Dea†h Dealer]

I sleep naked 2... lol .. Lets Make A Club:P lol

[ViviOwnsMe08]

i find nerdiness to be a very attractive quality.

[Wizzy`]

I find Vivi's mom very attractive.

[ViviOwnsMe08]

my mom finds you attractive too

[Zander]

I have cheated in the "Name That Movie!" thread.

[Liquid Swordsman]

i'm confident i could win in a street fight against any one person on this forum.

[Unforgottner]

Zander's sig sucks.

[Zander]

Unfo's avatar sucks.

[Matt 34.5]

I remember this thread.. but I apparently haven't posted here.

- I enjoy watching Little Bear with my nephew, and tend to keep watching even when he leaves the room.
- I see stupidity in almost everything any person says, then I go and say very similar things.
- I struggle to fill out job applications for some reason.
- I find green lipstick strangly sexy.
- I've been having dreams of running away from, and protecting people I know from oversized regular animals, gangsters and last night, weird zombie alien people. (No joke)
- Everyone I know in RL seems to think I'm amazingly smart and good at things like art, but I know from being around people that are smart or good at art/other things I'm considered good at, that I'm pretty sub-par, so I don't like hearing how 'good I am'.
- I've been putting off hooking up with a really hot girl that likes me, because my family has been pressuring me into doing it.

[gryph89]

Dude, I hear you hardcore on the "Filling out Applications"

In the words of Mitch Hedberg : "They word them strange. Do you like Sugar? Or...Pcp? Check yes or no"

[-The Shredder-]

i'm confident i could win in a street fight against any one person on this forum.

Im almost positive that you couldn't beat me.


Anyways to the confessing.

meh... I have a tremendous fear of losing. Its affected all areas of my life. I think its what has pushed me to become a great athlete, but then again it holds me back because I wont participate in any activity where I could lose.
Im sure I could beat most people in grey games, but im to nervous to enter in a grey tournament because I dont want 2nd place or worse. I make new accounts all the time because I dont want people to know there playing me XD Thats also why I change my setup every match. :) People often thought I was TRG, because I fight great players all the time and beat them on noob accounts.

I cry after every wrestling, and brazilian jujitsu match I've ever lost. *I don't lose very often, but I cry like a baby when i lose*

Ive won 10 Wresting state championships for Nevada, and 1 in california. I also placed 6th in Nationals. I took 6th 2 years in a row in Western United States Brazilian Jujitsu tournaments.

Im one of those idiots that resorts to violence when I have a problem.
I have a hard time telling if people are joking. Which explains why I get all mad/defensive every now and then.

I've never lost a street fight, and ive been in many of them.

I am legally allowed to carry nunchucks, but not at school.

I've been afraid of sharks ever since I saw the movie JAWS when i was a little kid.

*pathedic*

[Matt 34.5]

I think they do it on purpose. Everytime I do one, I have less drive to go fill out another.

[BrownGuy]

I pee in the shower.

[elimination]

I'm afraid I have to confess.....I'm sorry guys but I am...
a boy. >.>

[BrownGuy]

I'm afraid I have to confess.....I'm sorry guys but I am...
a boy. >.>

whattttt!?!?!? :eek: after all those times I tried to cyber you????! /pukes.

[Liquid Swordsman]

I pee in the shower.

isn't it invigorating?

[Morning Star]

I like hotdogs and mayo

[Matt 34.5]

Ur weird

That was meant to be all caps.

[Wizzy`]

I'm confident that Achilles could hand Liquid Swordsman his ass in a street fight. :p

[The Anti]

I agree with Wizzy! :eek:

:p

[gryph89]

I just wasted my entire day watching old Laurel And Hardy flicks on Turner Classic Movie when I lied to my friend saying I was busy helping my dad.

[The Anti]

I just wasted my entire day watching old Laurel And Hardy flicks on Turner Classic Movie when I lied to my friend saying I was busy helping my dad.

That's alright, lol. A couple times I've told my friend I've been running late or doing chores when I'm just on the computer.

[gryph89]

That's alright, lol. A couple times I've told my friend I've been running late or doing chores when I'm just on the computer.

Makes you feel dirty? Or just me?

[Wizzy`]

That's alright, lol. A couple times I've told my friend I've been running late or doing chores when I'm just on the computer.

This is called being a computer nerd. Welcome to my life.

[Liquid Swordsman]

I'm confident that Achilles could hand Liquid Swordsman his ass in a street fight. :p

a lot of things can happen in a fight, and i'm sure he could certainly kick my ass in a given situation, but i'm a hell of a lot bigger and stronger then ach is, and i've been in my fair share of fights.

hasn't he posted claiming to weigh like 140 lbs?

[Wizzy`]

a lot of things can happen in a fight, and i'm sure he could certainly kick my ass in a given situation, but i'm a hell of a lot bigger and stronger then ach is, and i've been in my fair share of fights.

hasn't he posted claiming to weigh like 140 lbs?

I was joking. Calm down.

[elimination]

Tis time to confess again!
I LOVE liz :)
she's my mushyroom girl :)
<3 liz!!

[Zander]

a lot of things can happen in a fight, and i'm sure he could certainly kick my ass in a given situation, but i'm a hell of a lot bigger and stronger then ach is, and i've been in my fair share of fights.

hasn't he posted claiming to weigh like 140 lbs?
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http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8189/ivvv5.jpg

[Sodamoeba]

-I do 100 in a CRV daily
-I use my laptop while showering
-I drink other people's sodas when they aren't around

[Sinyra]

-I use my laptop while showering

dangerous, that. electronics + water = bad.

[iceman2001]

I'm the greatest friend.

I'm the worst boyfriend.

[Sinyra]

I'm the greatest friend.

I'm the worst boyfriend.

! may I ask why?

[Scorpionz]

spends more time with his friends?

[Sinyra]

spends more time with his friends?

as cheeky as that response is, we both know that that wouldn't make him a bad boyfriend. that makes him normal. spending too much time with your significent other is just as bad for a relationship as too little, and each person should have thier own friend because they're different people. not too mention different sexes. (mostly)

sooo.... question still stands.

[Lkalfaro]

~I can't stand to drink our of straws for some reason
~I own every episodes of Dawson's Creek on DVD
~I don't like being in a car unless I'm driving

[iceman2001]

! may I ask why?

Well...
For friends, I'll make great sacrifices...umm example...my friend was driving across country, and totaled his car in rural texas, and was completely broke. I drove and brought him back from new jersey.


For sig others....On the positive, I never have cheated on anybody I was with. Nor have I broken up with anyone and started dating someone else a week later. The bad: I don't trust them, therefore I'm not a very open person. I'll also call their bluffs and hold it against them for a long time. I don't have any tolerance for bullcrap or drama. As soon as I get any, I get out immediately. Perhaps a good example would be my last quasi-relationship. After our fourth date, I decided she was too crazy, left her house around 7 am while she was still asleep, and left her a breakup note. Furthermore, one of my favorite things to due is to ruin a bad relationship....let's just say roughly said "We don't really have much in common, kthxbye"

[mushroom_girl]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8721/mikerecent2zc6.gif
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8189/ivvv5.jpg
:wub:

[The Anti]

This is called being a computer nerd. Welcome to my life.Ahhh....yeeerrp. :)

I do have somewhat of a social life though. :(

[Sinyra]

Well...
For friends, I'll make great sacrifices...umm example...my friend was driving across country, and totaled his car in rural texas, and was completely broke. I drove and brought him back from new jersey.


For sig others....On the positive, I never have cheated on anybody I was with. Nor have I broken up with anyone and started dating someone else a week later. The bad: I don't trust them, therefore I'm not a very open person. I'll also call their bluffs and hold it against them for a long time. I don't have any tolerance for bullcrap or drama. As soon as I get any, I get out immediately. Perhaps a good example would be my last quasi-relationship. After our fourth date, I decided she was too crazy, left her house around 7 am while she was still asleep, and left her a breakup note. Furthermore, one of my favorite things to due is to ruin a bad relationship....let's just say roughly said "We don't really have much in common, kthxbye"

you do sound like a good friend. props for that.

as to the "bad boyfriend." the only thing that was terrible, in my opinion, was the holding a grudge thing. Breaking up with someone before it's an actual relationship, ie, fourth date, to me is not bad. trust issues, i recognize, i have them myself, but believe me, when you find someone who can handle that side of you, you will stop having them.

You sound, to me, like you are unsure and thus stand offish, not allowing yourself to get close. my best guy friend is exactly like that. because he's so scared, he's a player, using girls left and right, rather then let himself care. while he is not a great guy with women, (emotionally, i hear otherwise in other areas, ;)) i would not say he's a bad boyfriend, because he's never truly been one.

so, next question, when was your last actual relationship?

[Sodamoeba]

I have to confess...I'm listening to That's What You Get by Paramore. :(

Phew sorry had to get that off my chest

[The Anti]

I have to confess...I'm listening to That's What You Get by Paramore. :(

Is there something wrong with Paramore..? =/

[Wizzy`]

:wub:

Better not let end see this.

[Zander]

Or gigolojlojlo.

[iceman2001]

you do sound like a good friend. props for that.

as to the "bad boyfriend." the only thing that was terrible, in my opinion, was the holding a grudge thing. Breaking up with someone before it's an actual relationship, ie, fourth date, to me is not bad. trust issues, i recognize, i have them myself, but believe me, when you find someone who can handle that side of you, you will stop having them.

You sound, to me, like you are unsure and thus stand offish, not allowing yourself to get close. my best guy friend is exactly like that. because he's so scared, he's a player, using girls left and right, rather then let himself care. while he is not a great guy with women, (emotionally, i hear otherwise in other areas, ;)) i would not say he's a bad boyfriend, because he's never truly been one.

so, next question, when was your last actual relationship?

Well, you got a lot of that stuff right. I'm typically more stand offish, player type as you say. I've had quite a number of significant others who I didn't feel were that significant.

So last real relationship then? 2 1/2 years ago. Her best trait: Quiet self-assurance. I've never seen the likes of it before. The quality itself practically defies words.

[ponefish]

- I love the movie Meet the Robinsons
- I have a serious relationship with a girl, but she goes to a different university. I would never cheat on someone. But sometimes I feel like I'm not getting the full college experience by being with her. I don't wanna break it off with her though because we are so good together. In other words I found my other to early.
- I love Orange Soda
- The only book I will ever read is a kamasutra
- As much as I love my car I still wish I had my Celica back.
- Last but not least: I do not believe what Kanye West said about George Bush hating black people. I do however believe George Bush hates |Mafia|

[meat.eater]

So last real relationship then? 2 1/2 years ago. Her best trait: Quiet self-assurance. I've never seen the likes of it before. The quality itself practically defies words.

Quiet self-assurance = condescending. In my experience, people who are loud about how self-righteous they are are pompous, but easily refuted. Quiet ones are normally very smart and very condescending (as if to say "your thoughts arent even worth my attention"). I dunno which is the greater of 2 evils... But that's my experience. And that may not have been what you meant by "quiet self-assurance" anyhow.

[Anarchy_United]

Sometimes I'm afraid I'm going to turn into a hippy.

[iceman2001]

Quiet self-assurance = condescending. In my experience, people who are loud about how self-righteous they are are pompous, but easily refuted. Quiet ones are normally very smart and very condescending (as if to say "your thoughts arent even worth my attention"). I dunno which is the greater of 2 evils... But that's my experience. And that may not have been what you meant by "quiet self-assurance" anyhow.

I guess I'm still at loss at how to express it. What I am attempting to say is that this person didn't come of as condescending or arrogant, yet still was fine marching to her own drum so to speak. She didn't need other people's praise or validation in order to feel validated.

Perhaps a better two word phrase would be humble self-confidence. As I said before, I'm having trouble putting my finger on it.

[iceman2001]

I am Michael Phelps

[BrownGuy]

I love icemans honesty. :)

[KBHoleN1]

I'm a failure ... so far.

[BrownGuy]

I sometimes steal cookie dough from my friends freezer.

[iceman2001]

I'm a failure ... so far.

Well...I was reading through the thread, and some dude "confessed" that he could kick everyone's ass on this forum.

So I decided to follow suit.

[exactoblade]

I hate my best friend
No one really knows me.
I'm a pushover.
I hate the dark
People think I'm smart, when in actuality i could be the stupidest person in all of my classes(:
I secretly think I'm not going to make it through college
there's many more..
lovely.

[Wizzy`]

i enjoy listening to kid rock
i know every word to Never gonna give you up

[Wizzy`]

hey hey
you you
i could be your girlfriend

[MicSpor]

I love unfo.

[Unperceptive]

My Confessions:

I can describe every single Pokemon from the original series.
I watched "Arthur" until I was 13 years old, and still watch it sometimes.
I think KingEd should be my lesbian lover.

[Mr. Freeze]

Im almost positive that you couldn't beat me.


Anyways to the confessing.

meh... I have a tremendous fear of losing. Its affected all areas of my life. I think its what has pushed me to become a great athlete, but then again it holds me back because I wont participate in any activity where I could lose.
Im sure I could beat most people in grey games, but im to nervous to enter in a grey tournament because I dont want 2nd place or worse. I make new accounts all the time because I dont want people to know there playing me XD Thats also why I change my setup every match. :) People often thought I was TRG, because I fight great players all the time and beat them on noob accounts.

I cry after every wrestling, and brazilian jujitsu match I've ever lost. *I don't lose very often, but I cry like a baby when i lose*

Ive won 10 Wresting state championships for Nevada, and 1 in california. I also placed 6th in Nationals. I took 6th 2 years in a row in Western United States Brazilian Jujitsu tournaments.

Im one of those idiots that resorts to violence when I have a problem.
I have a hard time telling if people are joking. Which explains why I get all mad/defensive every now and then.

I've never lost a street fight, and ive been in many of them.

I am legally allowed to carry nunchucks, but not at school.

I've been afraid of sharks ever since I saw the movie JAWS when i was a little kid.

*pathedic*

O.o I always thought you cried, because your just a big baby./sarcasm dont get mad. lol

[BrownGuy]

My Confessions:

I can describe every single Pokemon from the original series.
I watched "Arthur" until I was 13 years old, and still watch it sometimes.
I think KingEd should be my lesbian lover.

D.W. is smexy :wub:

[RAGING INFERNO]

I can recite every Pokemon from the first series as well. Haha, I'm so pathetic.

[OFFLINE]

i secretly listen to venessa carlton when my family goes to sleep

[Magician]

i secretly listen to venessa carlton when my family goes to sleep

1000 miles is such a good song... :o

[Liquid Swordsman]

for a second i thought you were talking about the proclaimers..:(

[mushroom_girl]

~I know the Pokerap...Yes. Every single one.
~I think Danny Phantom is an awesome show.
~Super Sweet 16: Exiled is not a good punishment. They should leave them in the Amazon with nothing.
~I love Britney Spears.

[Matt 34.5]

"Well I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door."

And Britney spears? Blasphemy! I'm very open to music, but i tried to listen to Britney spears with an open mind, and just couldn't get into it... At all.

[The Butcher]

I secretly want a bear grylls tattoo on my ass.

[mushroom_girl]

"Well I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door."

And Britney spears? Blasphemy! I'm very open to music, but i tried to listen to Britney spears with an open mind, and just couldn't get into it... At all.

Her music is just so catchy. :(

[The Butcher]

Her music is just so catchy. :(

So are the diseases she's carrying ;)

[Ächilles]

a lot of things can happen in a fight, and i'm sure he could certainly kick my ass in a given situation, but i'm a hell of a lot bigger and stronger then ach is, and i've been in my fair share of fights.

hasn't he posted claiming to weigh like 140 lbs?

I have full access to a dojo with sparring gear on hand at any given moment. You live pretty close too. Want to find out first hand?

This isn't a thoughtless reaction fueled by some pathetic urge to protect my pride. I've nothing to prove, and needless to say, I'm not insulted or upset or anything like that. It's more that you're uninformed, and I do like you a lot, and I know you act with humility with people you respect. From what I've seen you respect me, so I hope you can appreciate this.

People forget what martial arts were designed for: the little guy beating the big guy. Against an unexperienced person of lesser weight, then yes, your size does make a big difference and far more often than not grant you the upper hand. But you must take into consideration that martial artist, myself for example, in this case possess nearly fifteen years of experience in thoroughly training to beat the bigger guy, the faster guy, the taller guy, the stronger guy.

Don't be fooled, your size and inexperience is not equal to or greater than a smaller, trained martial artist. I myself have fought on kick boxing circuits for quite a while, including open weight. And again, I'm not trying to insult your pride, but I've disposed of kick boxers who were upwards of 250 pounds. I highly doubt someone of equal or lesser weight than them minus the martial training would pose the same threat. Anyone bigger than that will be too fat to even fight.

And then of course you've brought up the street fighting aspect of it. Believe it or not, this works more in my favor than your's, which you asserted. I don't train sport martial arts - I train REAL martial arts. There is nothing war like (that is the definition of martial) about MMA or kick boxing. There are rules and bounds. In a street fight I'm going to kick you in the nuts, put my thumbs in your eye balls, punch you in the throat, bite you. Call it dishonorable if you want, but in the end it plays out to my hand.

The other factor you must take into consideration, and I don't care who you are, the average person does NOT have the cardio for a prolonged fight. I've been in many fights, as I'm smaller and tended to get picked on when I was still in school. I, like any legitimate martial artist, pour on heavy, heavy cardio on a day to day basis. The average 180 pound man can last about fifteen to twenty seconds in a fight before his cardio fails in. In just about every fight in I've been with bigger men, I make them swing wildly at me for about a minute until their hands are too heavy to hold up, and then unleash a barrage of strikes upon their head. If you don't do rounds every day on a bag, hill sprints, swim laps, sparr, any of this, don't be fooled, at your weight you'd be heaving for air in under half of a minute.

Again, I'm not trying to disrespect you. I get this all the time from people, and more often than not I don't bother replying. But the few that I like, I always like to inform them and try to correct their thought process, as it is wrong. Whether you humbly accept this knowledge and gratefully put it to use or detest my reasoning and see it as me challenging your pride is up to you. Either way, the sparring offer is open : )

[-The Shredder-]

I have full access to a dojo with sparring gear on hand at any given moment. You live pretty close too. Want to find out first hand?

This isn't a thoughtless reaction fueled by some pathetic urge to protect my pride. I've nothing to prove, and needless to say, I'm not insulted or upset or anything like that. It's more that you're uninformed, and I do like you a lot, and I know you act with humility with people you respect. From what I've seen you respect me, so I hope you can appreciate this.

People forget what martial arts were designed for: the little guy beating the big guy. Against an unexperienced person of lesser weight, then yes, your size does make a big difference and far more often than not grant you the upper hand. But you must take into consideration that martial artist, myself for example, in this case possess nearly fifteen years of experience in thoroughly training to beat the bigger guy, the faster guy, the taller guy, the stronger guy.

Don't be fooled, your size and inexperience is not equal to or greater than a smaller, trained martial artist. I myself have fought on kick boxing circuits for quite a while, including open weight. And again, I'm not trying to insult your pride, but I've disposed of kick boxers who were upwards of 250 pounds. I highly doubt someone of equal or lesser weight than them minus the martial training would pose the same threat. Anyone bigger than that will be too fat to even fight.

And then of course you've brought up the street fighting aspect of it. Believe it or not, this works more in my favor than your's, which you asserted. I don't train sport martial arts - I train REAL martial arts. There is nothing war like (that is the definition of martial) about MMA or kick boxing. There are rules and bounds. In a street fight I'm going to kick you in the nuts, put my thumbs in your eye balls, punch you in the throat, bite you. Call it dishonorable if you want, but in the end it plays out to my hand.

The other factor you must take into consideration, and I don't care who you are, the average person does NOT have the cardio for a prolonged fight. I've been in many fights, as I'm smaller and tended to get picked on when I was still in school. I, like any legitimate martial artist, pour on heavy, heavy cardio on a day to day basis. The average 180 pound man can last about fifteen to twenty seconds in a fight before his cardio fails in. In just about every fight in I've been with bigger men, I make them swing wildly at me for about a minute until their hands are too heavy to hold up, and then unleash a barrage of strikes upon their head. If you don't do rounds every day on a bag, hill sprints, swim laps, sparr, any of this, don't be fooled, at your weight you'd be heaving for air in under half of a minute.

Again, I'm not trying to disrespect you. I get this all the time from people, and more often than not I don't bother replying. But the few that I like, I always like to inform them and try to correct their thought process, as it is wrong. Whether you humbly accept this knowledge and gratefully put it to use or detest my reasoning and see it as me challenging your pride is up to you. Either way, the sparring offer is open : )

Wow... Pos rep for that!

I couldn't agree more. People dont understand that knowledge, can easily beat strength. Of course strength is a good thing to have also. XD

[Wisher]

I cannot do pushups

[Snowolf]

I am Killer Cougars.

[-The Shredder-]

I cannot do pushups

O.o thats a bad sign. XD

Push-ups and pull-ups are my favorite exercises.

When training for brazilian jujitsu, or wrestling season. I do a program called "The Evil Russian Exercise Program" You do as many push-ups/pull-ups as you can, and do a % of that every hour.

So lets say I do 100 push-ups.
Monday 70% of max every 60 minutes
Tuesday 60% of max every 45 minutes
Wednesday 80% of max every 60 minutes
Thursday 65% of max every 30 minutes
Friday 75% of maxevery 30 minutes
Saturday 80% of maxevery 45 minutes
Sunday 80% of max every 30 minutes.

This program is awesome. Try it for a week and you'll double your amount of push-ups/pull-ups.

[The Anti]

:O

I sometimes think that everyone hates me. >_>

[AlabamaBoy]

I hate luck based games like TAO.

...

[mushroom_girl]

YOU'RE a luck based game.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I secretly like this place.

[Wizzy`]

- My President is black
- My Lambo is Blue.
- And i'll be god damned if my rims ain't too.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

http://i352.photobucket.com/albums/r334/Jehutyver10/BatmanParents2.jpg

[Morpheus]

Achilleus, you make it sound like no one can kick your ass. Everyone thinks he's the strongest till he gets hes ass beaten by someone. I talk from Experience, I been training Jiu-Jitsu for a long time, and damm was i stupid to think no one could bring me
down.


TOPIC

I wank 3 times a day.

[Wizzy`]

I wank 3 times a day.

Dude, me too. Maybe we can go back to back?

[Morpheus]

Yeah, we can do that. I get the most out of it that way.

[Liquid Swordsman]

just ask faulty logic for a BJ, i'm sure he won't mind

[Dream]

I am Killer Cougars.

Darkness said it a while ago!

[The Young Guru]

I fart a lot in the car....and blame it on my brother.

[ponefish]

Less than 2 min ago I hit a f##king suv with my dads car and put a dent in my dads car but did nothing to the other suv. Im so screwed...

[Dream]

So you ran to tell the internet?

[ponefish]

nope just confessing cause cause im at work and cant do much anything else about it right now.

[Snowolf]

take it to the shop quick and get it fixed.


And dream, everyone already knew I was KC. I was just messing with dark acting like it was a big secret.

[pils]

How bad is the dent? You might be able to pop it out with one of those little devices you can get at Menards or Lowes... I've used them before, and I can't imagine a decent one being much more than $40...

[ponefish]

How bad is the dent? You might be able to pop it out with one of those little devices you can get at Menards or Lowes... I've used them before, and I can't imagine a decent one being much more than $40...

Me and my boss just went out to look at it and thats what we did. I backed it up he reached under and pushed it back. I called and told my dad what was up and he was like ah thats ok its a lot bigger than your car. whew...

Thanks for the advice though
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj169/ponefish/0908081829.jpg
thats my boss

[Liquid Swordsman]

I have full access to a dojo with sparring gear on hand at any given moment. You live pretty close too. Want to find out first hand?

This isn't a thoughtless reaction fueled by some pathetic urge to protect my pride. I've nothing to prove, and needless to say, I'm not insulted or upset or anything like that. It's more that you're uninformed, and I do like you a lot, and I know you act with humility with people you respect. From what I've seen you respect me, so I hope you can appreciate this.

People forget what martial arts were designed for: the little guy beating the big guy. Against an unexperienced person of lesser weight, then yes, your size does make a big difference and far more often than not grant you the upper hand. But you must take into consideration that martial artist, myself for example, in this case possess nearly fifteen years of experience in thoroughly training to beat the bigger guy, the faster guy, the taller guy, the stronger guy.

Don't be fooled, your size and inexperience is not equal to or greater than a smaller, trained martial artist. I myself have fought on kick boxing circuits for quite a while, including open weight. And again, I'm not trying to insult your pride, but I've disposed of kick boxers who were upwards of 250 pounds. I highly doubt someone of equal or lesser weight than them minus the martial training would pose the same threat. Anyone bigger than that will be too fat to even fight.

And then of course you've brought up the street fighting aspect of it. Believe it or not, this works more in my favor than your's, which you asserted. I don't train sport martial arts - I train REAL martial arts. There is nothing war like (that is the definition of martial) about MMA or kick boxing. There are rules and bounds. In a street fight I'm going to kick you in the nuts, put my thumbs in your eye balls, punch you in the throat, bite you. Call it dishonorable if you want, but in the end it plays out to my hand.

The other factor you must take into consideration, and I don't care who you are, the average person does NOT have the cardio for a prolonged fight. I've been in many fights, as I'm smaller and tended to get picked on when I was still in school. I, like any legitimate martial artist, pour on heavy, heavy cardio on a day to day basis. The average 180 pound man can last about fifteen to twenty seconds in a fight before his cardio fails in. In just about every fight in I've been with bigger men, I make them swing wildly at me for about a minute until their hands are too heavy to hold up, and then unleash a barrage of strikes upon their head. If you don't do rounds every day on a bag, hill sprints, swim laps, sparr, any of this, don't be fooled, at your weight you'd be heaving for air in under half of a minute.

Again, I'm not trying to disrespect you. I get this all the time from people, and more often than not I don't bother replying. But the few that I like, I always like to inform them and try to correct their thought process, as it is wrong. Whether you humbly accept this knowledge and gratefully put it to use or detest my reasoning and see it as me challenging your pride is up to you. Either way, the sparring offer is open : )

heh, i wouldn't throw wild punches. in a street fight i'd just jump on top of you, in the ring..i guess i would just swing for the fences because that's where my inexperience would bring me way down (in a ring, with rules, etc.) ;D

[Wizzy`]

yeah..If I were fighting a martial artist, i'd just bring him down and get on top of him.

[bobo99]

Ya, I love getting on top of men too.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

heh, i wouldn't throw wild punches. in a street fight i'd just jump on top of you, in the ring..i guess i would just swing for the fences because that's where my inexperience would bring me way down (in a ring, with rules, etc.) ;D

yeah..If I were fighting a martial artist, i'd just bring him down and get on top of him.
They said, as if this was really easy and unbeatable.

[Wizzy`]

They said, as if this was really easy and unbeatable.
He said, as if he knew anything about fighting.

[shurtugal]

Time to confess.

I have a fear of ceiling fans. I hate them..... a lot....

[Matt 34.5]

...
Actually a martial artist usually can't fight when they're on the ground..especially if they're scrawny.

True or not, I think his point was, getting someone down whos trained to take you down is going to be more work then you seem to think.

[-The Shredder-]

yeah..If I were fighting a martial artist, i'd just bring him down and get on top of him.

Not all martial arts is stand up fighting.

I'm 100% ground and pound. I make sure to bring my opponent to the floor every fight.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

He said, as if he knew anything about fighting.
Turns out I do. These guys aren't boxers or wrestlers. Rules are rarely involved. These dudes are trained to dodge and get you the hell off in the event they don't dodge.

[-The Shredder-]

Turns out I do. These guys aren't boxers or wrestlers. Rules are rarely involved. These dudes are trained to dodge and get you the hell off in the event they don't dodge.

What kind of marital arts are you talking about? Id say every martial arts person I've ever met was either a boxer or a wrestler. 75 % wrestlers and 25% boxers.

[The Anti]

Time to confess.

I have a fear of ceiling fans. I hate them..... a lot....
Are you afraid that you'll somehow get your head chopped off in one?

That almost happened to me once. My friend has a ceiling fan right about this coffee table type thing, and I stood up on it (just to do something...nvm) and just then I realized the fan's blades were swirling about a foot from my head. :P

[Matt 34.5]

It wouldn't chop off your head, I once saw my uncle throw my cousin into the air when he was like 1-2 years old and he hit his head off the fan. It was like "Bing, bing, bing!" then my uncle caught him.

[shurtugal]

Are you afraid that you'll somehow get your head chopped off in one?

That almost happened to me once. My friend has a ceiling fan right about this coffee table type thing, and I stood up on it (just to do something...nvm) and just then I realized the fan's blades were swirling about a foot from my head. :P

Something like that.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

It wouldn't chop off your head, I once saw my uncle throw my cousin into the air when he was like 1-2 years old and he hit his head off the fan. It was like "Bing, bing, bing!" then my uncle caught him.
Wow. That's... wow. Y'know, you don't hear the phrase, "threw [him] into the fan" enough these days.

[The Anti]

It wouldn't chop off your head, I once saw my uncle throw my cousin into the air when he was like 1-2 years old and he hit his head off the fan. It was like "Bing, bing, bing!" then my uncle caught him.

Eh, I know it wouldn't chop of your head. The blades aren't sharp and they're made out of wood or plastic. I just was adding some drama to the story. :p

[Lex]

I have to confess, i'm not very smart, i have a 42 IQ. =\

[Matt 34.5]

:)

My uncle was wearing a hat at the time, and couldn't see up. As for throwing kids in the air, I think thats pretty common.

[The Anti]

:)

My uncle was wearing a hat at the time, and couldn't see up. As for throwing kids in the air, I think thats pretty common.

I've noticed that. Do little infants really like getting tossed up into the air? Apparently...

[Lex]

I've noticed that. Do little infants really like getting tossed up into the air? Apparently...

As opposed to... big infants?

[Lkalfaro]

I've noticed that. Do little infants really like getting tossed up into the air? Apparently...

Yeah they do. It's something about the weightless feeling they have when they fall back into your hands. Not sure on the specifics, i'd have to look it up lol

[Matt 34.5]

I think anyone would enjoy getting tossed into the air... Its why people sky dive, jump off cliffs, and bungee jump, among other things.

[The Anti]

Idk it just seems kinda normal that an infant would get kinda freaked out doing that

[OFFLINE]

at school i dress to make it look like a didnt try to think really hard about what i picked; when i fact i do

[Matt 34.5]

If their sucks they do. I know my newest cousin (younger brother of previously mentioned cousin), whose now 1 almost 2 isn't much fun, because he gets scared whenever I try to play with him, toss him up or on the couch, because his parents were softies with him. Where as my niece and nephews love(d) it.

[The Anti]

at school i dress to make it look like a didnt try to think really hard about what i picked; when i fact i do

i know exactly what you're talking about...I thinnk

[OFFLINE]

1000 miles is such a good song... :o

white houses is way better

[*Sanosuke*]

Its not gonna be the white house for long once Obama gets ahold of it. That bitch is gonna paint that shit black.

[ponefish]

Its not gonna be the white house for long once Obama gets ahold of it. That bitch is gonna paint that shit black.

I highly doubt that

[Riot-Girl]

- I failed math

- I didn't know my home phone number till I was 12.

- I only watch three channels on TV.

- I like some rap music.

- I kissed my mirror before.

- I am afraid of getting a tattoo.

I feel so much better. Thank you Mushy girl.

[~SuMpFiN~]

I enjoy maths at school.
I eat dry cereal as a snack.
Hlaf the songs on my Ipod I have never listened to you.
I can get extremely annoying.

[Riot-Girl]

I don't actually own an i-Pod.

[Lord Shinok]

I'm a girl.

[Riot-Girl]

Cyber bby? ;)

[machiavelli33]

I'm god.

[Megabyte]

I'm still a giant dinosaur (http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21692)

[Coffin Fedder]

I love to walk around the house in my boxers.

I've never owned a cell phone in my life.

[The Anti]

I've never owned a cell phone in my life.:shocked:

[Coffin Fedder]

You make it seem to bad. It makes life much more peaceful i've noticed.

I love playing guitar, it can take me out of anybad mood

[SoilWorker]

:shocked:

wow are you ok?

[The Anti]

You make it seem to bad. It makes life much more peaceful i've noticed.

I love playing guitar, it can take me out of anybad mood

Just curious, but how do you know that you're life will be any less "peaceful" if you've never owned one?

But I guess I can understand. It just...er..somewhat important in my life.

[SoilWorker]

Very sad, a peace of plastic, metal and wires make your life complete.

[Liquid Swordsman]

Very sad, a peace of plastic, metal and wires make your life complet.

you're dumb

[SoilWorker]

Good to hear.

[The Anti]

Very sad, a peace of plastic, metal and wires make your life complet.

I said nothing about making my life "complete." It's nice to have around. :dry:

[Supersmiley :-)]

I've noticed that. Do little infants really like getting tossed up into the air? Apparently...

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/guy.png

[bludhoundz]

I wasn't ready to graduate high school when I did. I was really only ready to begin senior year..

And adjusting to college is pretty hard. It's fun and definitely worth it but I am having a hard time.

[BrownGuy]

I watched Gossip Girl today. Sadly.

[Unforgottner]

http://i352.photobucket.com/albums/r334/Jehutyver10/BatmanParents2.jpg

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1452/1221532609160qj9.jpg

[Riot-Girl]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1452/1221532609160qj9.jpg


Anyone ever watch what that Nazi in the background is watching?

[The Anti]

I enjoy popping pimples.
I'm already planning out my 5,000th post. :p

[shurtugal]

I have never gotten drunk, but I have had a few.

[-The Shredder-]

I know 103 ways to kill a man with a spoon, and I have 3 spoons bitches! :p

[Coffin Fedder]

I may not look like it, but; I'm extremely good at Dance Dance Revolution.

[-The Shredder-]

My oldest brother is a dam pro at that game. He actually dances along with the foot patterns.

[Riot-Girl]

I can't play DDR if my life depended it.

[The Anti]

I know 103 ways to kill a man with a spoon, and I have 3 spoons bitches! :p

That's fricken creepy..

I'm stayin' on your good side! :p

[-The Shredder-]

I also know 20 ways to kill someone with an Ipod....

[Wisher]

List em!

[SoilWorker]

I am extremely scared that there are monsters.

[-The Shredder-]

List em!


1) Break into pieces and use the edge of the glass screen to cut a person’s throat. I can also turn this into many other things like slicing other major artieres, or veins.

2) Remove a sock, put the Nano inside it and whack your victim on the temple with it.

3) Use it to reflect sunlight into a drivers eyes blinding them and causing a deadly accident.

4) Use the headphone cord to choke them.

5) Dig a pit and leave sharp, wooden stakes to build a lethal trap. Cover and camouflage the trap, and leave the iPod on top as bait. This can also be used a 1000 other ways, to lure people to cross a high-way, or walk up to dynamite.

6) Use the lithium-ion battery pack to poison a person’s food or drink

7) Break Ipod into smaller pieces so it can be ingested and tear apart there intestines.

8) Download a cheesy Carpenter’s song (”We’ve Only Just begun” is recommended) and tell your victim you will give him or her the iPod if they can listen to the song 100 times.

9) Lodge the Ipod in victim's mouth/throat.

I'll think of the rest later. :p But I know I made a list of 20 ways at one point in my life.

I remember another one.

10) This will only work if there plugging there Ipod into an electric socket. (Like when there charging there Ipod) The main cord separates the positive wire from the negative wire, by putting a sewing needle through both of them, it will mix the currents and get a huge electirc shock.... Actually im not sure its enough to kill you, so if someone would like to test it and try and get the results back to me it would be mucho appreciated. LOL

[iceman2001]

i am drunk.

[SoilWorker]

i am drunk.

Atleast we know your a very open person.

[Wisher]

1) Break into pieces and use the edge of the glass screen to cut a person’s throat.

2) Remove a sock, put the Nano inside it and whack your victim on the temple with it.

3) Use it to reflect sunlight into a drivers eyes blinding them and causing a deadly accident.

4) Use the headphone cord to choke them.

5) Dig a pit and leave sharp, wooden stakes to build a lethal trap. Cover and camouflage the trap, and leave the iPod on top as bait. This can also be used a 1000 other ways, to lure people to cross a high-way, or walk up to dynamite.

6) Use the lithium-ion battery pack to poison a person’s food or drink

7) Break Ipod into smaller pieces so it can be ingested and tear apart there intestines.

8) Download a cheesy Carpenter’s song (”We’ve Only Just begun” is recommended) and tell your victim you will give him or her the iPod if they can listen to the song 100 times.

9) Lodge the Ipod in victim's mouth/throat.

I'll think of the rest later. :p But I know I made a list of 20 ways at one point in my life.

Edit: Never mindddd

[The Anti]

1) Break into pieces and use the edge of the glass screen to cut a person’s throat. I can also turn this into many other things like slicing other major artieres, or veins.

2) Remove a sock, put the Nano inside it and whack your victim on the temple with it.

3) Use it to reflect sunlight into a drivers eyes blinding them and causing a deadly accident.

4) Use the headphone cord to choke them.

5) Dig a pit and leave sharp, wooden stakes to build a lethal trap. Cover and camouflage the trap, and leave the iPod on top as bait. This can also be used a 1000 other ways, to lure people to cross a high-way, or walk up to dynamite.

6) Use the lithium-ion battery pack to poison a person’s food or drink

7) Break Ipod into smaller pieces so it can be ingested and tear apart there intestines.

8) Download a cheesy Carpenter’s song (”We’ve Only Just begun” is recommended) and tell your victim you will give him or her the iPod if they can listen to the song 100 times.

9) Lodge the Ipod in victim's mouth/throat.

I'll think of the rest later. :p But I know I made a list of 20 ways at one point in my life.:shocked:

Any other interesting ways to kill a person? :p