Tao High School

[TAO_Chaos1]

ill be on later to make more.

I need a good pic of a teacher I guess if someone could find it.

and Ill make a sports one later
K thanks blex sorry about the whole thread thing.

[imagination]

how come i never got my job?

[Hugh Junit]

* flips on intercom system *

Attention students and staff of TAO High:
It's been brought to my attention that we've experienced several random massacres, riots, general chaos, and at least one incident of a student kicking another student in the butt.
That's one hell of a first day.
As acting principal, I feel it's my duty to emerge from the comfort of my impenetrable, soundproof office and take action.
I feel the best and most effective step is to immediately hire a vice principal. The job will be demanding, as all important jobs are. Here's a brief description.
As acting vice principal, you will be expected to handle all duties and daily functions that I should be handling. The vice principal will essentially have all the responsibilities of the principal, but without the prestige or pay rate.
And definitely not the corner office with a view.
The vice principal will also be a sort of scapegoat. A figure for both students and teachers to focus the anger and frustration they feel towards me. I'm sure this will be beneficial to everyone.
Except perhaps the vice principal.
Anyways, I feel good about it. And you should all know that this idea came solely from my desire to see the environment of this school improve. I honestly want what's best for you all.
So think long and hard about who you want to fill this position, but remember never to approach my office.
Jeffery has been instructed to shoot anyone who comes within 50 feet of the door.

[skeletor]

lol well done principal hugh.

[shatterstar]

* flips on intercom system *

Attention students and staff of TAO High:
It's been brought to my attention that we've experienced several random massacres, riots, general chaos, and at least one incident of a student kicking another student in the butt.
That's one hell of a first day.
As acting principal, I feel it's my duty to emerge from the comfort of my impenetrable, soundproof office and take action.
I feel the best and most effective step is to immediately hire a vice principal. The job will be demanding, as all important jobs are. Here's a brief description.
As acting vice principal, you will be expected to handle all duties and daily functions that I should be handling. The vice principal will essentially have all the responsibilities of the principal, but without the prestige or pay rate.
And definitely not the corner office with a view.
The vice principal will also be a sort of scapegoat. A figure for both students and teachers to focus the anger and frustration they feel towards me. I'm sure this will be beneficial to everyone.
Except perhaps the vice principal.
Anyways, I feel good about it. And you should all know that this idea came solely from my desire to see the environment of this school improve. I honestly want what's best for you all.
So think long and hard about who you want to fill this position, but remember never to approach my office.
Jeffery has been instructed to shoot anyone who comes within 50 feet of the door.
<---- Italian Exchange guy.
che cosa l'opinione principale?

[boogieman]

OK, I got you here as P.E.
Boogieman would be....
Health teacher. :)

[imagination]

* starts to approach hugh's door... i want the job!!!!

[Jeffery]

/me starts shooting at anyone holding a basketball.

[boogieman]

/me wonders how jeff is shooting kids indoors with a sniper rifle...

unless you have a scope that's only about 3x... ;)

[Serge]

/me wonders how jeff is shooting kids indoors with a sniper rifle...

unless you have a scope that's only about 3x... ;)
That atom looks orange, I think I'll shoot it.

[Jeffery]

/me wonders how jeff is shooting kids indoors with a sniper rifle...

unless you have a scope that's only about 3x... ;)
http://www.specialoperations.com/Weapons/Light_Fifty/default2.html

With the right round and scope it can shoot through two layers of concrete block and still have an effective kill at a distance of a mile.

That and Schools come equipped with such wonders known as "windows (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window)"

[boogieman]

True, but shooting through a window might make the round waver in it's path, therefore running the risk of not hitting the target. ;) Unless the window was open... or you were aiming to correct that path... o.O

[Jeffery]

You've never seen a 50 cal BMG in action, have you. A pane of glass will NOT make any difference to it. A concrete wall doesn;t make it change it;s path.

[boogieman]

Aight, you got me there. Now what about that sniping lesson? ;)

[imagination]

jeff your gonna get tired lifting the .50 cal around... its like 50lbs. you might loose weight and not look like a funny clown anymore.

[Jeffery]

jeff your gonna get tired lifting the .50 cal around... its like 50lbs. you might loose weight and not look like a funny clown anymore.
It weighs 27 pounds actually. And I don;t have to lift it. It rests quite confortable on the tripod.

Boogieman, start running across the parking lot. I'll give you a free lesson.

[boogieman]

/me streaks across campus. :cool:

[stryker]

I'll be a student i suppose. A Freshman.

[S_K_O_F]

Well, apparently my bid for guidance counselor was ignored...

so, I am officially applying to be Vice Principal.

[HorNeT]

I'M A GOD DAMN LUNCH LADY!!!

[imagination]

first i applied for history teacher but i then applied for AP... i want AP!!!!!

[skeletor]

I'M A GOD DAMN LUNCH LADY!!!

hey as long as you dont get hair in my school cafeteria hamburger and you answer me as, "hello children" then everythings cool. :p

[meat.eater]

Can I be the old pasty white man who strolls on campus and exposes himself to innocent teenagers?

[WaCk-HeAd]

What's this about some poser trying to steal my position as head-coach?

TaoChaos1, I suggest you find yourself a different school.

I still see no changes in the first post about more students, so the try-outs will have to wait.

Furthermore, seeing as the students have a certain desire to play other sports besides 2on2 street basketball, which I find to be rather weak, I'm implementing football as well.

Basketball will still be the #1 sport, meaning the basketball players get all the girls, but football will be played as well.

I'll need an assistant coach for football, so start applying.

By the way, Kegsworth is banned from playing any sports in this school due to his poor behavior.

[apollo7]

I'll be an assistant coach

<.<

>.>

What, I'm serious. :p

[Jeffery]

How does your team play basketball with no basketballs....

[S_K_O_F]

How does your team play basketball with no basketballs....

Is this school in need of anonymous doners?

[kegsworth]

By the way, Kegsworth is banned from playing any sports in this school due to his poor behavior.

It's kinda hard to tell the owner what he can and can't do on his own property, eh?

That's right, I own the school. You're fired.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lol

[Northwind]

Listen up you maggots!

I have noticed that this study hall has been getting louder and louder. This is entirely unacceptable -- not becuase I give a rat's ass about anyone actually getting any "studying" done (like you dumbasses could actually study), but because it is interfering with my reading. I'm at a really good point in "Danger on Vampire Trail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_on_Vampire_Trail)." Frank and Joe were just knocked out and tied up by a masked assailant and they must figure out how to get untied. I can't find out what happened as long as you bunch of asswipes continue to carry on like this.

I may be an old fart to you, but I know everything that goes on around here. The next one who so much as makes a peep will find him or herself held up for ridicule until they run crying from the room. Who's it gonna be?You Jimmy? Want me to tell everyone how when you got drunk and passed out at a party last weekend and they depantsed you and took pictures of your tiny, tiny weiner and posted them on the internet? Suzy? You want me to inform everyone how you still wet the bed? Ed? Do you really want everyone to know that your mom caught you masturbating to a Land's End catalog a month ago? Who's it gonna be? Huh?

That's right. You just pipe down and keep your thoughts to yourself and I'm gonna find out what's up with Joe and Frank.

[Woodland]

Now that's what you call an angry old fart. ;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

lmao!

[WaCk-HeAd]

It's good to know you don't have any serious issues with study hall monitors, Northwind...

...

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yes, always good to see.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Yes, always good to see.

Still haven't given up your fantasy about being the head-coach?

[kegsworth]

Still haven't given up your fantasy about being the head-coach?

Says the guy that crushed my dreams.

Thanks to you I can't be the popular jock I've always wanted to be.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hey, if this school wants to take the championship I can not act like some weak soft coach. I already gave you a second chance, and you kept on being a smart-ass.

Not my fault.

Better luck next year.

[kegsworth]

Hey, if this school wants to become champion I can not act like some softy. I already gave you a second chance, and you kept on being a smart-ass.

Not my fault.

Better luck next year.

This team needs dedicated winners, and you're not going to win by only letting the guys that are polite play. You never gave me a second chance, coach.

So, why don't you give me another, you know, for old time's sake.

[TAO_Chaos1]

This team needs dedicated winners, and you're not going to win by only letting the guys that are polite play. You never gave me a second chance, coach.

So, why don't you give me another, you know, for old time's sake.
He's not coach, I am, lol, read the athletics post you dumbay!

[S_K_O_F]

Wait...

I just decided, I want to be girls Volleyball coach.

[skeletor]

What about cheerleading coach? Or the girls locker room plumber?

[The Cheat]

You guys know you cant just be what you 'requested' to be, you have to run it by blex then I'll add it to the list.

Fine. History teacher. I call it.....or

* flips on intercom system *

Attention students and staff of TAO High:
It's been brought to my attention that we've experienced several random massacres, riots, general chaos, and at least one incident of a student kicking another student in the butt.
That's one hell of a first day.
As acting principal, I feel it's my duty to emerge from the comfort of my impenetrable, soundproof office and take action.
I feel the best and most effective step is to immediately hire a vice principal. The job will be demanding, as all important jobs are. Here's a brief description.
As acting vice principal, you will be expected to handle all duties and daily functions that I should be handling. The vice principal will essentially have all the responsibilities of the principal, but without the prestige or pay rate.
And definitely not the corner office with a view.
The vice principal will also be a sort of scapegoat. A figure for both students and teachers to focus the anger and frustration they feel towards me. I'm sure this will be beneficial to everyone.
Except perhaps the vice principal.
Anyways, I feel good about it. And you should all know that this idea came solely from my desire to see the environment of this school improve. I honestly want what's best for you all.
So think long and hard about who you want to fill this position, but remember never to approach my office.
Jeffery has been instructed to shoot anyone who comes within 50 feet of the door.


I'd be glad to be the scapegoat....I mean V.P I would do by best to run this school smoothly......while keeping the killings down.

[TAO_Chaos1]

The Athletics got shutdown appariently someone reportedit as spam and it got shutdown, it suks, I'll see if Blex can open one for use in this thread.

[The Cheat]

The Athletics got shutdown appariently someone reportedit as spam and it got shutdown, it suks, I'll see if Blex can open one for use in this thread.


hahahaha....I'm sorry I find that really funny.

*sigh*

I just want a job.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lol, PM Blex for job, be history or maybe janitor :P

[The Cheat]

Lol, PM Blex for job, be history or maybe janitor :P


Blexican has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.


:dry:

[cs_zero]

oh, can i teach the class on explosives?!?! please!!

[TAO_Chaos1]

Ok, well your practically skrewed til then so, ahahaha, :P

to Cheat

[The Cheat]

Ok, well your practically skrewed til then so, ahahaha, :P

to Cheat


Tell me something I don't know you fool. :dry: :rolleyes:

[TAO_Chaos1]

Ahahaha.....ok -_-, what dopnt you know?

[The Cheat]

Ahahaha.....ok -_-, what dopnt you know?


Not much. But then again these talks we are having are :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic:

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yes, How was school today Cheat?!?!? ahaha

[The Cheat]

Yes, How was school today Cheat?!?!? ahaha

Not cool. Just wait until i'm on staff as well.....

[TAO_Chaos1]

Ahahaha, Thousand push-ups now!

[kegsworth]

So, when am I going to start in your show, Cheat?

I've always wanted to.

[TAO_Chaos1]

OOOO Me too! I can see it now, the best PE coach ever, one legend, 4ever.

ooops=:offtopic:

[kegsworth]

OOOO Me too!

*Looks at join date*

Get in line.

[TAO_Chaos1]

/signs detention

THousand pushups kegs!

[kegsworth]

/signs detention

THousand pushups kegs!

Done.

How many more, sir? ;)

[The Cheat]

So, when am I going to start in your show, Cheat?

I've always wanted to.


So has many others.......maybe....I don't know.....I'll have to write the FINAL EPISODE....*see the link in my banner* Before Aug 23.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Wut about me?!?!?!

[WaCk-HeAd]

TAO_Chaos1, since you've been avoiding my jabs and provocations (Damn you!), I'll just walk away without having a big argument.

Man, so much for a little drama in TAO.

Have fun. :)

[boogieman]

Ok folks... it's time for your first lesson in Health 101. Let me first introduce myself... my name is Dr. Matt, and I am your teacher. I would use my middle name, Philip, but I don't think that would be the image I want to protray. ;) You can see the real me at http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2323/img0556wn0.jpg

How much do you all know about the human body in general? Not that well? Whells then, you've come to the right class. By the end of the semester, you will know your bodies (and each others...) inside and out. ;) Here in my class, as long as you have fun WHILE LEARNING, you're good to go. Who is signing up for my weekly lessons? PM me and you'll be on my class roster.


Health 101: First lesson.

I already introduced myself, and you all allready know eachother, so we'll skip that today. Today's lesson will be a brief overview of what these classes will be like. So you all don't get confused, I will go step-by-step slowly and explain things so you all (even you, 12 year old deepnub) will understand. I impliment the No Child Left Behind rule, which means that if your'e falling behind in your work or don't understand what I'm teaching, I am here for each and every one of you to help you and point you in the right direction.

The classes will start promptly at whenever I decide to give them, so if you're late or miss a class it's your own fault. If you miss more than 99 classes, you automatically fail my class and will be taken off the roster. You will turn in all homework on time, and I will have it back to you graded and signed by 2 days from when i get it.

The following are not allowed in the classroom:

1.
2.
3.

The following are encouraged in the classroom.

1. Talking amongst yourselves
2. Cheating
3. Making out
4. Sex. (Hey, it's Health...;) )

And whatever else you all want to do. Just have fun and learn. :) Feel free to PM me with any questions, and I look forward to giving my next class, which will be a general overview of the human body.

Signups start now, and will end promptly on Sunday morning. Late signups are accepted, with payments that we will work out in the back room by ourselves late at night.

:)

EDIT: 2000th post. :)

[the bird]

lol boogie man.

hey when is football practice?

[mushroom_girl]

No football.

BASKETBALL! :happy:

[boogieman]

lol boggie man.
*Aherm*. Please spell the professor's name correctly, birdie. ;)

[the bird]

omg mushroom_girl is here in health class. * starts to make out with mushroom_girl*

better boogieman?

[boogieman]

Much. :) Thanks.

[Serge]

/me gives konumbers a swirley.

[boogieman]

/sees how long i can hold breath above water... for P.E.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Good job Boog, A+ :). Good kid, always thinking about his grades:rolleyes:

And all practices are during sixth hour, athletics.

[mushroom_girl]

omg mushroom_girl is here in health class. * starts to make out with mushroom_girl*

better boogieman?
:eek:

I'm your AP!!

...Extra credit for you in all of your classes.

/me leaves health class

[kegsworth]

I think I'll sign up for Health Class.

Will M_G be the topic today?

;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

No, she's the AP, you need to respect her! Thousand push-ups now!

[kegsworth]

No, she's the AP, you need to respect her! Thousand push-ups now!

Our AP looks . . . well, nevermind.

And I don't have to do any pushups, 'cuz I'm off the team.

:p

[the bird]

I think I'll sign up for Health Class.

Will M_G be the topic today?

;)

your to late, i already for a piece of her.

[boogieman]

Yes, it's time for...

Health 101: Lesson II

Disclaimer: Some content in my class will be somewhat graphic. I am not being crude or vulgar on purpose. That being said...

All rise for Roll Call.

***

Be seated.

/yous all sits down.

Okay class. Turn in your books to page 4, which is the beginning of Chapter 1: The Human Body. What, you don't have books? Oh, ok. I'll just teach from the top of my head then...

You all know what a human looks like, don't you? Good. A basic human has a head, neck, torso, two arms, two hands, two legs, two feet, and ten toes as well as ten fingers. On the head there usually are two eyes, a nose, two eyebrows, two ears, two nostrils, and one mouth (which varies in size from person to person). On people there is usually hair, which is made up of 90% protein. Hair covers the top of the head, the face for many males, the arms, legs, underarms, back, and genital areas, as well as small, unseen hairs on every other inch of the body.

Inside every one of us, there are organs, veins, and arteries. We have roughly 16 organs. We have the Appendix, Bladder, Brain, Gallbladder, Heart, Kidneys, Large intestine, Liver, Lungs, Pancreas, Skin, Spleen, Small intestine, Stomach, Voice box, and Reproductive organs that are different for each sex. Each organ serves it's own purpose in our bodies. We don't know what our Appendix does as of yet... our Bladder collects urine until we expel it when we use the restroom, our Brain is the organ that makes our body work and function properly, our Gallbladder is something you need to look up and report to me on later, and our Heart pumps blood to our various body parts. Organs Kidneys through Voice Box are part of your homework for this week.

Now that we've covered the basics, I think it's time to assign you your homework. Remember, all assignments are due at the end of this week. Everyone pick an organ NOT DESCRIBED BY ME and write a short paragraph about it. There is one exception to this... do not write about the Male or Female Reproductive organs.

All rise for the leaving of the teacher...

/me is done.

[kegsworth]

your to late, i already for a piece of her.

Well, since you can't seem to speak straight, I'll assume the role you were playing.

Now where did M_G go . . .?

[the bird]

she is a ap, she really isn't a student so she can go where ever she pleases. * walks to m_g office* omg she is in there!!!!!! * walks in and shuts door and puts the blid's down* time to have some fun!!

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lol, Too bad you cxannot quit my team, if you do you get a F in all your classes, yes I have the power to do that, muhahahahahahaha

[the bird]

i'm your star player, u can't do that.

[boogieman]

*Quiet in the classroom*

[TAO_Chaos1]

You aren't and I wasn't talking to you anyways, I was talking to Keg, TTitan is the star player, why you think he is captain? But you can be assistant captain :). but I can't have a player that has the reputation of a AP F******

[kegsworth]

*Quiet in the classroom*

You're pathetic. You copied my signature, colors and all.

I pity you. ;)

[Woodland]

*Quiet in the classroom*
*Causes riot in classroom*

[-Dape-]

Bax can i be the sex education teacher, I love to play with the bits :rolleyes:

[Smiley_Girl]

I'm definetly a student, put me on the soccer team and in marching band :cool:

[boogieman]

You're pathetic. You copied my signature, colors and all.

I pity you. ;)
I have no idea what you're talking about.

*Causes riot in classroom*
You aren't even in my class...

/me drags Woody to AP Mushy... waits outside until Birdy's done with her... Then returns to classroom to find Kegsworth diligently studying for test. *Good student*



This may be strange, but isn't it rather funny how Woodland and The Bird have the nicknames "Woody" and "Birdie"? xD

EDIT: Dape, I'm already Health teacher, but you can be my assistant if you like... ;)

[kegsworth]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You've changed it recently, so the comment doesn't apply anymore.

You think you're so slick, but I'll catch you . . . I'll catch you.

:*ph34r:

[boogieman]

You've changed it recently, so the comment doesn't apply anymore.

Prove it. :) And get back to work or I'll fail you!

[ko71991]

*yawn*

What happened, any recent pranks?

/me glues the locks on every door in school and then glue's boogieman and kegsworth's hands to the door knobs.

[Coffin Fedder]

I would sign up but they don't have Sexual Education. You don't want this to happen do you? Go home have a little screwy screwy time next morning go the hospital find out you have genital warts or herpes?

[boogieman]

*AHEM*

It may not be "Sex Ed.", but I am Health teacher and in a few days we will be studying the human Reproductive system. ;) Read Lessons I and II... III will come in a few days or so.

[TAO_Chaos1]

I'm definetly a student, put me on the soccer team and in marching band :cool:
You got ya, I still need to talk to blex about opening a rosters page, but what pos. smiley?

[kegsworth]

*yawn*

What happened, any recent pranks?

/me glues the locks on every door in school and then glue's boogieman and kegsworth's hands to the door knobs.

*Gasp*

"I'll kill you when I get my hand off of this freakin' doorknob!!!"

*Continues to yank hand*

[Coffin Fedder]

*AHEM*

It may not be "Sex Ed.", but I am Health teacher and in a few days we will be studying the human Reproductive system. ;) Read Lessons I and II... III will come in a few days or so.

Can I get an STD from touching someone!

Also, Blex, can I be the mascot! I like being a sexual harrasment panda

[TAO_Chaos1]

No, we already have a mascot, you can be back-up mascot :)

[Coffin Fedder]

No, we already have a mascot, you can be mascot :)

MY DREAMS! They've finally became true! Also, Savannas the Guidance Counsler. Wow this is a great school.

[TAO_Chaos1]

MY DREAMS! They've finally became true! Also, Savannas the Guidance Counsler. Wow this is a great school.
Whoops i meant back up:p , im kidding its not up to me.

[Coffin Fedder]

Whoops i meant back up:p , im kidding its not up to me.

Ugh, had to ruin my dream didn't you? So, wheres Blex when you need him?

[boogieman]

Blex actually stopped reading and editing who's who around here. It's Necross's job now... PM him and you'll be on the list when Nec finishes gathering requests.

Tho I agree... Blex started this thing and then left it to go its own course... :p

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yup, I think blex quit the whole thing. -.-

[Woodland]

You aren't even in my class...

/me drags Woody to AP Mushy... waits outside until Birdy's done with her... Then returns to classroom to find Kegsworth diligently studying for test. *Good student*


This may be strange, but isn't it rather funny how Woodland and The Bird have the nicknames "Woody" and "Birdie"? xD

I'm in your class now, boogie, you just didn't notice me sitting at the back of the class studing like a geek. :smarty:

And, boogie you've really got to re-think somethings if you think "Woody" is like a type of bird like "Birdie". ;)

[boogieman]

Meh, this is Health. My mind is inn places where it usually wouldn't go. :spiteful:

And here is an idea for our school anthem... (http://media.putfile.com/TAO-School-Anthem) ;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Now all of you get down and do some pushups!

[boogieman]

Hey, did I say "Class Dismissed"?

Oops...

>.<

[TAO_Chaos1]

No, you didnt you just a itty bitty student, now get down and gimme some pushups! You stayin after class boog!

/gets out detention

[boogieman]

/me escapes detention because I'm a teacher. :cool:

But since I'm a nice guy and I'm a Health professor I'll exercise with ya. First one to 1000 pushups wins, k?

[TAO_Chaos1]

You health teacher? Pshhht, you're the boogieman! You scare all the kids out the classroom! >.<

[boogieman]

:spiteful:

[TAO_Chaos1]

lol, it's true aint it?

[boogieman]

Yeah, when we have show and tell. ;)

[The Cheat]

*wanders in*

Shame. No wonder this school ranked last in the country due to low test scores. Blex ran away.

*wanders out*

[TAO_Chaos1]

I automatically vote myself teacher of the year!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah cause me and boog run the place. :P

[ko71991]

I automatically vote myself teacher of the year!!!!!!!!!!
Note to self: new prank target.

[TAO_Chaos1]

S***!!!!!!!!! KO down and give me 100.

[The Cheat]

I automatically vote myself teacher of the year!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah cause me and boog run the place. :P

S***!!!!!!!!! KO down and give me 100.


It's sad for he really thinks he has power.

*wanders away laughing*

[Woodland]

Boogie, nice anthem. ;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yeah I know, I laugh at myself sometimes too. :)

[boogieman]

Yeah cause me and boog run the place. :P
We do? :confused: Uh... seeing as how the semester hasn't really started yet, um... I don't think that's a valid statement. ;) Wait for M_G and savvy to come, and we'll see what they think about that. :p

EDIT: Thanks woody. ;)

[The Cheat]

Wow.....this thread has become chaos really fast.....kinda sad. :(

It could have been something special. :mad: :(

[ko71991]

S***!!!!!!!!! KO down and give me 100.
/me pretends to do pushups and cements Chaos to the floor, rubs and then ties raw stake all over him and unleashes 20 hungry, savage wolves.

Teehee.

[The Cheat]

/me pretends to do pushups and cements Chaos to the floor, rubs and then ties raw stake all over him and unleashes 20 hungry, savage wolves.

Teehee.


Now that's cool. :cool:

Well done Ko. :cool:

[boogieman]

/me pretends to do pushups and cements Chaos to the floor, rubs and then ties raw stake all over him and unleashes 20 hungry, savage wolves.

Teehee.
Owned. :)

Now where were we... Oh yeah. My class starts on Monday, August 14th. I just had a jumpstart class this morning, so we'll begin over again when we officially start the semester.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Uh-oh,

/whoops out kung fu moves and lifts up feet and slams two wolves to the ground, grabs dog biscuits throw them all over the place throws ko into the gym ties ham to back runs out of gym, locks door. :)

[boogieman]

Uh-oh,

/whoops out kung fu moves and lifts up feet and slams two wolves to the ground, grabs dog biscuits throw them all over the place throws ko into the gym ties ham to back runs out of gym, locks door. :)
Uh... :confused:

/me throws one punch and knocks TAO_Chaos1 out like a light, then frees ko71991. :)

[TAO_Chaos1]

damn health teacher >.<

[boogieman]

It's not my fault if Health teachers pwn Phys Ed ones... ;)

Plus ko is too cool to be beat up helplessly like that. ;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

WEll I did neways, and well, health is boring!

[The Cheat]

WEll I did neways, and well, health is boring!


You are one sad person.

*shakes head*

Someone needs to come in and clean this whole mess up.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Call the janitor, skeletor, get in here!

[The Cheat]

Call the janitor, skeletor, get in here!


By mess I meant this thread. :dry: :dry:

[TAO_Chaos1]

I know >.<

[ko71991]

Uh... :confused:

/me throws one punch and knocks TAO_Chaos1 out like a light, then frees ko71991. :)
Cement - $53
Raw meat - Pretty much free from home.
Rope - $5

Having a faculty staff member there to bust you out of pranks gone bad - Priceless

There are somethings money can't buy, but for everything else, good to be the prankster.

But besides, I wasn't in any real danger. My snooky wolfies would never harm me. Oh no, I raised them ever since they were wee litle wolf puppies

/me baby talks wolves as they lick my face

[The Cheat]

Cement - $53
Raw meat - Pretty much free from home.
Rope - $5

Having a faculty staff member there to bust you out of pranks gone bad - Priceless

There are somethings money can't buy, but for everything else, good to be the prankster.

But besides, I wasn't in any real danger. My snooky wolfies would never harm me. Oh no, I raised them ever since they were wee litle wolf puppies

/me baby talks wolves as they lick my face


"This was words of wisdom from Ko. Now get the hell out."

[TAO_Chaos1]

Cement - $53
Raw meat - Pretty much free from home.
Rope - $5

Having a faculty staff member there to bust you out of pranks gone bad - Priceless

There are somethings money can't buy, but for everything else, good to be the prankster.

But besides, I wasn't in any real danger. My snooky wolfies would never harm me. Oh no, I raised them ever since they were wee litle wolf puppies

/me baby talks wolves as they lick my face
Very funny, ahaha, that was pretty funny, but you're still getting a detention
/writes up

[ko71991]

/me burns slip right out of Chaos' hands

[The Cheat]

/me takes over school

That clears things up.

[TAO_Chaos1]

.... your no fun :(

/writes another detention for KO :)

[The Cheat]

.... your no fun :(

/writes another detention for KO :)


You are fired.

[ko71991]

/me burns it up again

[TAO_Chaos1]

/writes refferall, your goin to M_G you lil bastard, lmao!

[The Cheat]

/writes refferall, your goin to M_G you lil bastard, lmao!


Ummmm....since I run things now......you are fired and Ko is the new law enforcement officer.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Um, who made you in charge, BLEX made me P.E. coach, you have no authority to fire me.

[Serge]

Ummmm....since I run things now......you are fired and Ko is the new law enforcement officer.
/me laughs

I run this piece.

/me gives TehCheat a swirley

Actually, you can fire people though, I don't mind.

/me gives konumbers a swirley

[ko71991]

/writes refferall, your goin to M_G you lil bastard, lmao!
OK! :)

Erm I mean... Aww... SHUCKS! Wilikers gee man! My future is t3h ruined! :(

I'm... Gonne rush to Liz now.. Unenthusiasticaly.

>_>

Yeah.

/me takes off to Liz

[TAO_Chaos1]

I dont wanna be fired :(

[skeletor]

hey chaos when are the coach "plates" coming in?

[TAO_Chaos1]

Whenever Nec or Blex get on, we need to open a roster page, our other one got locked.

[skeletor]

...indeed.

[Blexican]

Whenever Nec or Blex get on, we need to open a roster page, our other one got locked.

ya i agree blex should get on

[boogieman]

ya i agree blex should get on
I'll keep a lookout for him...

>_>


<_<

[ko71991]

Wait a minute, it's Blex!

/me tackles a mailbox

[Blexican]

Whenever Nec or Blex get on, we need to open a roster page, our other one got locked.

som1 give me a list and ill add it

[boogieman]

/me tackles a mailbox
/me warns you that I placed firecrackers in said mailbox just 5 seconds ago...

**knocks ko away from certain injury**

[cs_zero]

/me warns you that I placed firecrackers in said mailbox just 5 seconds ago...

**knocks ko away from certain injury**

hey, hey, hey!
as this school's resident explosives expert, i thought i said putting firecrackers in mail boxes was forbiddin (sp?) !!!

if its not as powerfull as an M80, then its not worth it! :mad:

[boogieman]

hey, hey, hey!
as this school's resident explosives expert, i thought i said putting firecrackers in mail boxes was forbiddin (sp?) !!!

if its not as powerfull as an M80, then its not worth it! :mad:


Oh, did I fail to say what size firecracker I got? ;) I got a bigass 10 foot by 12 inch motha-. :cool:

[cs_zero]

oh, in that case.... *gives boogieman a gold star, and a check plus*

[Blexican]

12 inch motha-. :cool:

hey dont be describing my.......


anyways if yall want something done pm me or post a list or something.

[Swartzstrom]

I can apply as the guy who shows up at school when I'm bored. 'Cause that's the only time I show up at TAO any more.

lol.

[TAO_Chaos1]

K thanks Blex

[Blexican]

we need more students here people.

and thanks to necross its more organized.

[Ignition]

NP :laugh: http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=919116&postcount=35478
You can quote it or put the link in your first post if you want

So from now on will you just PM me any addition to the list? Or is it ok if some just contact me directly?

I think Cheat wants history teacher…

[Coffin Fedder]

Nec or Belx, I'll become the Mascot (sexual harrasment panda!) Or I'll bbecome a A.P. I've always wanted to work under Hugh

[TAO_Chaos1]

Blex or Nec we still need a page or something that I can make and edit for the sports roster.

[Blexican]

sorry but tahts denied, unless u feel like gettin banned. just pm your roster and ill put it up. im on quite frequently

[boogieman]

Blex... I've pmed you a few times about a position. Get the ones I sent?

[TAO_Chaos1]

WEll Blex I need a full roster, si I'll get to work on that, if you could put an announcement up about pos. I would appreciate it.

[mushroom_girl]

I'M THE AP! :(

This is totally not cool. Why do I get ignored?

Sexist. Kidding. <3

[cs_zero]

I think they just dont like our family liz, they ignored my app for the explosives teacher. :(

[mushroom_girl]

Seriously!

I demand that cs get a job as well, because explosives is a definitely important class.

[Blexican]

what are yall talking about yall have been there :rolleyes:

[Blexican]

wierd double post?

[mushroom_girl]

Yay! I get free clothes too!

<3 Blex

[BaxVarlet]

Sucks for the students, staff outnumber them 10 to 1...

[Blexican]

varlet your a student now wear the userbar and like it

[cs_zero]

w00t!, we're in liz! *high5*

[Blexican]

This is sorta like that new movie coming out "Accepted"

I just noticed that :confused:

[cs_zero]

so, when do we get out AP bar for our sig? :D

[mushroom_girl]

w00t!, we're in liz! *high5*
*High five!*

I wanna see "Accepted" so bad. Along with "John Tucker Must Die", but the theater in my town wasn't playing it today! :(

[Blexican]

meh thats a hard one dont worry im workin on it.

[Jeffery]

Sucks for the students, staff outnumber them 10 to 1...
Sounds like you need someone to "thin the herd"......

http://wcm.clanzone.at/cmpro/images/smilies/sniper.gif

[Hatchet Warrior]

I want to be the other sniper!

[Blexican]

I heard yall talking bout a soccer team so here

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3851/socceruserbarne1.gif

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3851/socceruserbarne1.gif

[_Thunder_]

Sexual harrasment... Panda!

[Blexican]

Bax can i be the sex education teacher, I love to play with the bits :rolleyes:

*looks at your userbar*

no.

[BaxVarlet]

I'm honored he asked me though, heh.

[_Thunder_]

You should be you whore.

[BaxVarlet]

You should be you whore.

You're mistaken, M_G is already the school slut.

[_Thunder_]

...

[boogieman]

w00t!, we're in liz!
That.... sounds.... different than what you meant it to be. :p

[TAO_Chaos1]

Sex Panda in da house!

[zig]

Got my userbars done now! :)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yeah >.< mine isnt though.

[boogieman]

It looks like Necross's and Blexican's rosters don't match up exactly... ;) How's about you two getting together and combining them, and then Blex posting them here, so we don't have to go to both rosters to see who's enrolled. :p

[TAO_Chaos1]

Whoop ay!

[Darque]

*Dean Darque* =D

[The Cheat]

*still waits for a job*

[Blexican]

Cheat your gonna hafta settle as a student

[Mr.Wister]

NVM..Can I apply to be a soccer player???

[Blexican]

NVM..Can I apply to be a soccer player???

sure put this in your profile

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3851/socceruserbarne1.gif

[Mr.Wister]

So would me being a soccer player also count as me being a student?

[_Thunder_]

Go go tower high if you dont like it... go get high. Yay wooo

[Blexican]

So would me being a soccer player also count as me being a student?

ya you can put that one on as well

[Ignition]

ill be on later to make more.

I need a good pic of a teacher I guess if someone could find it.

and Ill make a sports one later

Just use glasses and an apple or something

And keep cheaking the link in my sig for list updates ok blex?

[TAO_Chaos1]

Uh hum, I'm the Athletics Advisor here, shouldn't I get approval?

[ko71991]

This is bad.. TH's gone unpranked for more than a day now!

/me steals McDonald's golden arches and cements it on the school roof

[TAO_Chaos1]

YES! A+ for KO

[ko71991]

YAP!

Well, that was my major prank for the day. Time to skip off and resort to tiny mishaps, and misdeeds.

/me kicks trashcan over
/me pushes random dude walking by into the girl's restroom
/me trips teacher and blames it on the random dude walking out of the girl's restroom
/me watches dude get in hella trouble
/me skips away

NOTE: I plan on saving the McDonald's heist for my senior prank so no one even think of stealing it! :mad:

>_>
<_<

[boogieman]

/me picks myself off the ground...

Hey, that was wrong ko.. tripping up the health teacher and all... Yea I know it was you, because I was the random dude walking out of the girl's bathroom... a little hands-on sex ed... ;)

[ko71991]

/me picks myself off the ground...

Hey, that was wrong ko.. tripping up the health teacher and all... Yea I know it was you, because I was the random dude walking out of the girl's bathroom... a little hands-on sex ed... ;)
Wha? How did I trip you from inside the girl's bathroom?

>_>

<_<

[boogieman]

Uh... you don't remember our "experiment"? :eek::p

[ko71991]

:confused:

>_>

<_<

/whisper C'mon teach, you're practically ratting us out here.

[Serge]

/me gives konumbers a swirley.

[boogieman]

Hey... MINE!

/me snatches swirley... not knowing what it is. :p

[ko71991]

Uh.

/me pulls teach boogie in the way

EDIT: Well, that worked out for the best. >_>

[boogieman]

xD

/me streaks across campus waiting for Jeff's bullet to end it all...

:*ph34r:

[VAMP7]

/watches jeff shoot and hit serigiy running after boogie with underwear

/me put Kick Me sign on someones back

[ko71991]

/watches jeff shoot and hit serigiy running after boogie with underwear

/me put Kick Me sign on someones back
Hey hey hey! I'm the school prankster here. Must I bring out my wolves. :mad:

[boogieman]

/me kicks and sprains leg...

who's the school nurse? I nominate Smiley! :wub:

[VAMP7]

/me realses wild rabib emus on ko

[ko71991]

/me realses wild rabib emus on ko
What the.. No idea what that means but...

BANG!

/me shot VAMP7 dead with a Glock 19.

[boogieman]

/me waits...patiently...

IT HURTS!!!!!! >.<

[Coffin Fedder]

Well my school, I'm hoping to enjoy myself. Your days about to become hell! In a good way! Ms. Savanna, I'm gonna be visiting you a lot. From Coffin Fedderline:cool:

[VAMP7]

What the.. No idea what that means but...

BANG!

/me shot VAMP7 dead with a Glock 19.

/me is wearing a kevlar

/me put a fragment grenade up your bum then run

[Mephisto]

/me brings tear gas gun from terminator 2 to school. unloads in jocks' locker room.

[ko71991]

/me is wearing a kevlar

/me put a fragment grenade up your bum then run
/me farts and launches grenade at VAMP7

/me watches VAMP7 get blown to pieces

[boogieman]

/me farts and launches grenade at VAMP7

/me watches VAMP7 get blown to pieces
/me hands you bronze star for that bit of action. :cool:

[TAO_Chaos1]

/watches jeff shoot and hit serigiy running after boogie with underwear

/me put Kick Me sign on someones back
You no student here, so you have no right to pull pranks only KO does:p .

Trust me you wont like the wolves, I met them, personally:( .

[Ignition]

/ starts a class for once.

Today we learn to use a scroll bar...
They’re the pole like thing on the side of any page too tall for your computer monitor

Your homework assignment"

1) Find a page to tall for your computer monitor

2) Practice clicking and dragging the button found in the scroll bar up and down ( you are now scrolling )

3)Start to familiarize yourselves with the mouse roller, this is a mysterious round button found between the left and right buttons on your mouse

[boogieman]

/ starts a class for once.
Hey... the semester hasn't even started yet! :eek:

Oh, and I started my Health class a few days ago. ;)

Lesson I (http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=918100&postcount=313)
Lesson II (http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=918579&postcount=327)

[TAO_Chaos1]

ahahah, nive lesson two, i like that one better!

[ffr]

I'd like to be a student who is on the Tower High Soccer Team. :)

[ko71991]

*yawn*

Morning everyone.

/me fills every soccer ball with cement
/me puts every soccer ball next to each other in a straight line
/me puts up a sign saying "Bet you soccer players can't kick farther than me"
/me puts another soccer ball only 10 yards away from the cement filled soccer ball line

[Coffin Fedder]

/ starts a class for once.

today we learn to use a scrole bar. there the pole like thing on the side of any page too tall for your computer moniter

That was such a hard lesson Mr. Necross.

[ko71991]

That was such a hard lesson Mr. Necross.
Take note, it's probably gonna be on the final. :*ph34r:

[bobdagangsta]

Add me as the captain of tower high soccer team.

[ko71991]

Add me as the captain of tower high soccer team.
But you know, to make the captain of a soccer team. Tower High staff must first see how far you can kick a soccer ball. You know, for.. Skills purpose.. And all that.

So just step right up to the field where the soccerballs are aligned, and see how far you can kick one. :happy:

[Blexican]

Hey... the semester hasn't even started yet! :eek:

Oh, and I started my Health class a few days ago. ;)

Lesson I (http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=918100&postcount=313)
Lesson II (http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=918579&postcount=327)

I put in the lessons for you, ncie job.

[007 GOD]

i wanna be somethin!

[The Cheat]

Cheat your gonna hafta settle as a student


WHAT? Why? I'm gonna drop out then.......or do......ummmm......something. Ya! That's what I'll do.....just you wait!

[skeletor]

Add me as the captain of tower high soccer team.

Well since Im the soccer coach Ill have to colabrate with my assistant coach, S4TD. We will have tryouts in October so we can be ready for the tournaments in January and then the start of the season in Febuary.

[Ignition]

But you know, to make the captain of a soccer team. Tower High staff must first see how far you can kick a soccer ball. You know, for.. Skills purpose.. And all that.

So just step right up to the field where the soccerballs are aligned, and see how far you can kick one. :happy:
/useing technology constructed anti concrete laser boots to demonstrate... go's 1/2 foot farther then Ko's 'kick'

[The Cheat]

But you know, to make the captain of a soccer team. Tower High staff must first see how far you can kick a soccer ball. You know, for.. Skills purpose.. And all that.

So just step right up to the field where the soccerballs are aligned, and see how far you can kick one. :happy:


/me cheats so i'm the best.

[-57-]

Ok, if I could join this would be sweet!

Right now I have two ideas:

1. Cross Country coach (I could do lacrosse in the spring too)
2. just be a student :p

[The Cheat]

*plots to take over the school.....and have a bake sale*

[TAO_Chaos1]

OMFG! A bake sale, we cannot let that happen.

[ko71991]

OMFG! A bake sale, we cannot let that happen.
Got it covered.

Just wait 'till he starts up his car.

Tee-hehehehehe... Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

[Jeffery]

/me takes Cheat out with a single shot, ending all threats of bake sales now and in the future.


Please note that The Cheat is dead. Any other members of the school threatening to have bake sales will also be.... expelled... from the school.

[ko71991]

>_<

You know, you could've told me you were gonna do that. Might've saved me some C4...

BTW anyone want a car? I'll sell it to you cheap.