Tao High School

[Blexican]

It seems to me like we have a high school here.
Alot of drama, drooling over girls, talk about beer and marijuanna.
I can't help but notice the exact resemblence.

Im here to make a school and Im looking for people for all positions
principle , janitor, teachers, and of coarse students. All willing to
participate please list your name on what you would like to be.

But it will nto just be this simple some people need to be qualify,
a very respectable person has to be the principle not just anyone,
so please sign up here.

School Information

- School Name: Tower High
- Colors: Black and Blue
- Mascot: Thunder, the Sexual Harassment Panda
- Nickname: The Sex Pandas
- Flag: Let's fly the Jolly Roger

School Faculty

Principle:
– Hugh Junit

A.P.'s: http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2135/apuserbarws3.gif
- mushroom_girl(in school girl outfit!!!) , cs_zero(the awsome ap that lets you get away with everything)

Teachers:
- Blexican( Art )
- Necross( Technology )
- Allstar( Tweaked out )
- russian( Special Education )
- TAO_Chaos1( Physical Education )

Guidance Counselor:
- Savanna

Lunch Lady:
– HorNeT( Gertrude )

Janitor: http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7320/janitoruserbarnt5.gif
- EleMENTAL

Mascot: http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3176/mascotuserbarjz5.gif
– _Thunder_( Sexual Harassment Panda )

Sniper:
- Jeffery



School Attendants

Students:http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8484/studentuserbarpt4.gif
- endless
- Serge( Class Clown )
- Coffin Fedderline
- kegsworth
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Sports teams

Soccer - http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3851/socceruserbarne1.gif

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Health class


Health 101: First lesson.

I already introduced myself, and you all allready know eachother, so we'll skip that today. Today's lesson will be a brief overview of what these classes will be like. So you all don't get confused, I will go step-by-step slowly and explain things so you all (even you, 12 year old deepnub) will understand. I impliment the No Child Left Behind rule, which means that if your'e falling behind in your work or don't understand what I'm teaching, I am here for each and every one of you to help you and point you in the right direction.

The classes will start promptly at whenever I decide to give them, so if you're late or miss a class it's your own fault. If you miss more than 99 classes, you automatically fail my class and will be taken off the roster. You will turn in all homework on time, and I will have it back to you graded and signed by 2 days from when i get it.

The following are not allowed in the classroom:

1.
2.
3.

The following are encouraged in the classroom.

1. Talking amongst yourselves
2. Cheating
3. Making out
4. Sex. (Hey, it's Health... )

And whatever else you all want to do. Just have fun and learn. Feel free to PM me with any questions, and I look forward to giving my next class, which will be a general overview of the human body.

Signups start now, and will end promptly on Sunday morning. Late signups are accepted, with payments that we will work out in the back room by ourselves late at night.

__________________________________________________ _

Health 101: Lesson II

Disclaimer: Some content in my class will be somewhat graphic. I am not being crude or vulgar on purpose. That being said...

All rise for Roll Call.

***

Be seated.

/yous all sits down.

Okay class. Turn in your books to page 4, which is the beginning of Chapter 1: The Human Body. What, you don't have books? Oh, ok. I'll just teach from the top of my head then...

You all know what a human looks like, don't you? Good. A basic human has a head, neck, torso, two arms, two hands, two legs, two feet, and ten toes as well as ten fingers. On the head there usually are two eyes, a nose, two eyebrows, two ears, two nostrils, and one mouth (which varies in size from person to person). On people there is usually hair, which is made up of 90% protein. Hair covers the top of the head, the face for many males, the arms, legs, underarms, back, and genital areas, as well as small, unseen hairs on every other inch of the body.

Inside every one of us, there are organs, veins, and arteries. We have roughly 16 organs. We have the Appendix, Bladder, Brain, Gallbladder, Heart, Kidneys, Large intestine, Liver, Lungs, Pancreas, Skin, Spleen, Small intestine, Stomach, Voice box, and Reproductive organs that are different for each sex. Each organ serves it's own purpose in our bodies. We don't know what our Appendix does as of yet... our Bladder collects urine until we expel it when we use the restroom, our Brain is the organ that makes our body work and function properly, our Gallbladder is something you need to look up and report to me on later, and our Heart pumps blood to our various body parts. Organs Kidneys through Voice Box are part of your homework for this week.

Now that we've covered the basics, I think it's time to assign you your homework. Remember, all assignments are due at the end of this week. Everyone pick an organ NOT DESCRIBED BY ME and write a short paragraph about it. There is one exception to this... do not write about the Male or Female Reproductive organs.

All rise for the leaving of the teacher...

[endless]

Student here, too lazy to be a teacher.. :)

[Jeffery]

Can I apply to be the Sniper.

[Blexican]

Can I apply to be the Sniper.

perfect!

thats mean but funny :p

[savanna]

I Get The Principle!

[Ignition]

I feel I have grown enough in the TAO community to help others learn.

I'll apply for teacher.

[bobdagangsta]

fine i get ap.

ap is assistant principal.

[savanna]

i SO get principle
*gets our child beating stick*

[Serge]

Class Clown, mother what.

[Ignition]

a very respectable person has to be the principle

So we will be haveing something like 5-7 of these?

[Blexican]

you apply for a certain subject to teach.

[savanna]

i want to be the therapist!

[Ignition]

you apply for a certain subject to teach.
Art’s Or Technology

Edit: Love how Hugh is an auto-principle

[Serge]

i want to be the the rapist!
Rape isn't a joke, don't be so excited.

</obligatoryjoke>

[allstarGL]

I'll be the teacher that you know is blazing on lunch break.

[EleMENTAL]

I will be Janitor!!!

Or I can be a lunch lady.

[savanna]

Rape isn't a joke, don't be so excited.

</obligatoryjoke>
when you feel like you need to talk to someone, you can come to my office.
*puts knife back under desk*

[russian]

Can I be the Janitor? That is my real life job. I sweeps good.

[Blexican]

Can I be the Janitor? That is my real life job. I sweeps good.

sorry man you gotta be quick if you want the job

[russian]

sorry man you gotta be quick if you want the job
No prob. Can i be the special education teacher? Its my real life job. I learns teh tards good.

[Ignition]

Arts &/or Tech come on!

[Blexican]

gotcha down anyone else?

[ko71991]

EDIT: Can I be the school prankster?

[Blexican]

serge already called class clown

[Serge]

EDIT: Can I be the school prankster?
Freshman! *signals for fellow upperclassman to get the garbage can*

[Cuathon]

can i teach foreign language?

[ko71991]

serge already called class clown
Class clown and prankster are two different things. :yes3:

[boogieman]

I will teach sex ed. :cool:

[EleMENTAL]

I will teach sex ed. :cool:

That is Health.

[Hugh Junit]

I want all of my students to know that the door to my office is always closed.
And locked from the inside.
Report all problems and defer any questions to the capable teaching staff.
Phone calls are pointless. The ringer will be turned off, and the stereo will be far too loud to hear it if it weren't.
If the school ever catches fire, please throw rotten fruit at any of the bulletproof windows on the southeast corner of Building A ( third floor ).
I'll escape through an intricate series of secret tunnels running beneath the campus.
Have a great year, and see you next summer.
:cool:

[Tama Drummer]

Assistant janitor?

[boogieman]

Ok...

<--- Health teacher. I teach with a lot of hands-on experiance. ;)

and

Highschool Student. (senior)

[Serge]

Class clown and prankster are two different things. :yes3:
Not at my school, but, due to your determination, I will allow you to have the title of school prankster, if you agree to be my cronie.

[Ignition]

Blex you know you should be the new Media Design teacher not the arts… I would prefer the traditional arts. Like pen and paper, paint and paintbrush kind of stuff.
I’m really good but I can’t really show you a whole lot, as I don’t really have a scanner…
Could I bug you to get “Traditional Arts”

well spoken Hugh

[Blexican]

I have to go for now, for the rest of the positions please pm me and I will concider the positions but for those who have jobs keep posting.

[ko71991]

Not at my school, but, due to your determination, I will allow you to have the title of school prankster, if you agree to be my cronie.
Me, deal.

[Coffin Fedder]

I'll help with Special Ed!

[Jeffery]

Not at my school, but, due to your determination, I will allow you to have the title of school prankster, if you agree to be my cronie.
/me takes out the class clown at 200 yards with a 30-30.

[Blexican]

O and the voting for class president will start when we have more students.

[ko71991]

/me takes out the class clown at 200 yards with a 30-30.

That mean I take cover?

*ducks and covers*

[EatMine]

* kicks ko71991 in the butt while teacher is not watching *

[ko71991]

* kicks ko71991 in the butt while teacher is not watching *
Hey, pull my finger.

BANG!

/me shot Eatmine whith a Glock 19 while he was distracted with my finger

[Serge]

/me takes out the class clown at 200 yards with a 30-30.
/me pushes innocent bystander in the way.

[russian]

^rides the short bus.

[Ignition]

/me pushes innocent bystander in the way.
/Comes running

/Steps over pool of blood

/Says:
" Don’t you ever push other students... I'd send you to see Hugh but that cant be arranged... go to the office or better yet perhaps you should explain why you did that to Savvy"

[EatMine]

*bleeds to death*

WTF, the school opened an hour ago and already the first massacre?
I think Hugh won't keep his job for long ...

[ko71991]

*bleeds to death*

WTF, the school opened an hour ago and already the first massacre?
I think Hugh won't keep his job for long ...
/me blows smoke off barrel

Yeah, you tell Hugh he's fired as soon as you can get to him... And you get 4 liters of blood back.

/me turns around and walks down the hallway dramatically

[Urban Legend]

Can I be the hot teacher?

>_>

[ko71991]

Can I be the hot teacher?

>_>
BANG!

/me takes a shot at urban legend and hits the wall half an inch from his face on purpose

[the bird]

i would like to be the rotc teacher. rotc meaning retards on the campus.

[Punishment]

I'll be the student who the teachers pick on because i never know the answer :p (Damn latin, bad memories -_-)

[Mr.Wister]

Can I be a student that sucks at math?

[drama llama]

haha, looks cool blex.

i could be a sex ed teacher. XD

[Urban Legend]

haha, looks cool blex.

i could be a sex ed teacher. XD

Where do babies come from?

[Jeffery]

Sex ed is part of Health class, and someone already called that.

[drama llama]

Sex ed is part of Health class, and someone already called that.

Teachers - Blexican(Art of coarse) , Allstar(tweaked out) , russian(special ed) , Necross(Tech)

i don't see anyone who has the job of teaching health.

[imagination]

can i be the History teacher that is also the head coach of all sports? i want to teach how the south really won the civil war and how how luis the XIII was a pimp. i want to take our basketball team to an undefeated season and get fired for seducing some of the seniors on the track team(drools while thinking about the spandex... hell thats why i joined track in real life :p )

[some1udontknow]

Actually, i change my mind, i wanna be the fixer guy. you know, the one every teacher calls , to fix their crap. Either the door, the table, etc.

[shatterstar]

can i be:

a) the italian transfer student who gets all the girls

or

b) the vandal that sets fire to the school every year

or

c) the local weed dealer?

[Morning Star]

I call dibs on the Special Ed teacher, if thats taken then sign me up for the girls PE Teacher. Man ever since Scary Movie I have that damn picture of the PE teacher talking to whats her face and then his sack falls out...AAAAHHHH

[Urban Legend]

Dibbs on the Computer Teacher.

"Hi kid's, my name is Mr. Cock. I like porn. Log onto the Internet and look at porn. That's your assingment of the day."

[shatterstar]

why does everyone want to be a teach? thats a sad life and you dont get any crayons, ever.

[phoenixofflames]

Class Clown, mother what.
can i be the class clown's best friend that always plays pranks with him?

[some1udontknow]

I change my mind, i edited my first post. And if you dont want to scroll back that far, i want to be the Carpenter/Fixer guy.

[allstarGL]

I wanna teach gym class. Everyday in my gym class we play dodgeball and I yell BOMBARDMENT and whip balls at my students.

[WaCk-HeAd]

I wanna teach gym class. Everyday in my gym class we play dodgeball and I yell BOMBARDMENT and whip balls at my students.

Get lost, you're the blazing teacher. Blazing teachers do not teach gym.

I'll be head coach of the basketball team.

Yes, we play basketball in this school, not football. And we don't play 5 on 5 wussy crap basketball either. We play 2on2 street basketball.

Tryouts will start when we get some more students.

[Soda]

I want to be the hot cheerleader.

[Shiny Flors]

Sign me up as janitor. If I can't be that then I'll have to be the kid that always gets sick and throws up at school.

[Jeffery]

A janitor named "Shiny Flors"???

Why not get a cook called "Sloppy Crap".

[mantis33]

you apply for a certain subject to teach.
In that case you should get Deepnub to teach Sex Ed. I mean we all know what a professional he is in that particular field. :rolleyes:

[Woodland]

Can I be the like...Class Nerd, see'ing as there is a Class Clown, there should always be "one" kid who is a nerd. :cool:

[zig]

Put me down as a student if possible please. A senior who is captain of the soccer team.:cool:

[kegsworth]

I'd like to apply for a student position. Perhaps the one that won't stop throwing paper airplanes, and keeps dis-respecting the Teachers, yet never goes to the Principles office.

Yeah, that'd be me.

[bobdagangsta]

I wanna be Jeff's sniping buddy.

Add me there Blex.

[mantis33]

I'd like to apply for a student position. Perhaps the one that won't stop throwing paper airplanes, and keeps dis-respecting the Teachers, yet never goes to the Principles office.

Yeah, that'd be me.
Heh, that sounds like me. I piss all my teachers off, but never get in any real trouble...

Well, maybe occasionally...

[mushroom_girl]

Can I be an AP? :)

I won't ignore the students like Hugh...I'll just send them to the school dungeon.
(yes, there is one of those.)

[WaCk-HeAd]

Put me down as a student if possible please. A senior who is captain of the soccer team.:cool:

There is no soccer team, only a 2on2 street basketball team. And I suspect you don't have what it takes to even be on that team, let alone be captain of it.

Try-outs are soon.

[kegsworth]

There is no soccer team, only a 2on2 street basketball team. And I suspect you don't have what it takes to even be on that team, let alone be captain of it.

Try-outs are soon.

I think I qualify.

Lemme know when you get your ass off of the couch and start the tryouts.

;)

[WaCk-HeAd]

I think I qualify.

And we'll start caring about what you think when you become head coach.

Lemme know when you get your ass off of the couch and start the tryouts. ;)

Even if you make the team, you're on the bench the first 3 matches.

But I'll let you know when the try-outs are. I'll probably need a good laugh by then.

[kegsworth]

And we'll start caring about what you think when you become head coach.

In due time, WaCk. All in due time.

Even if you make the team, you're on the bench the first 3 matches.

But I'll let you know when the try-outs are. I'll probably need a good laugh by then.

First 3? A good coach would have benched me for the season, but you? Ha! That's where the laugh is.

[Jeffery]

/me shoots holes in all the basketballs.

[Ignition]

/ starts online soccer game

[Urban Legend]

Me thinks Mr. Cock (Computer teacher) should get a raise.

[Jeffery]

Me thinks Mr. Cock (Computer teacher) should get a raise.
The name is unoriginal. His name should be Mr Auck. First name Mike.

[Ignition]

Sadly for you right now I seem to be the Tech teacher... And I'm sticking with 'Necross'

Unless of coarse Blex finds it in his heart to give me traditional arts

[kegsworth]

Unless of coarse Blex finds it in his heart to give me traditional arts

We could then name you; "Anne Teeke".

Anne is a masculine name in Northern Austria.

:)

[Jeffery]

We could then name you; "Anne Teeke".

Anne is a masculine name in Northern Austria.

:)
Which explains an aweful lot about Australia.....

[Urban Legend]

Meh, I'll settle to being the shady kid who sells Viagra after school.

[kegsworth]

Which explains an aweful lot about Australia.....

*Cough*

'Austria'

:)

[TAO_Chaos1]

I'm Student or teacher, but idk what teacher?

[Northwind]

I would like to be the study hall monitor. You know, the one that just takes the job because it's the least demanding job in the world that still allows him to have some control over people lower on the totem pole than him.

I will spend 95% of my time sitting on my ass with my cowboy boot covered feet on my desk, eating sunflower seeds and reading the latest Hardy Boys mystery. The other 5% of my time will be spent randomly picking some student to humiliate in front of his or her peers. And sure, normally I'd be fired for my clear harrassment of the students and total and complete lack of caring, however it's not like the principal can really be bothered to put forth the effort to do anything about it.

[TAO_Chaos1]

I'll be the student wo's in detention all the time.

[kegsworth]

I would like to be the study hall monitor. You know, the one that just takes the job because it's the least demanding job in the world that still allows him to have some control over people lower on the totem pole than him.

I will spend 95% of my time sitting on my ass with my cowboy boot covered feet on my desk, eating sunflower seeds and reading the latest Hardy Boys mystery. The other 5% of my time will be spent randomly picking some student to humiliate in front of his or her peers. And sure, normally I'd be fired for my clear harrassment of the students and total and complete lack of caring, however it's not like the principal can really be bothered to put forth the effort to do anything about it.

You got picked on by a Hall Moniter growing up, didn't you?

;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lmao, prolly.

[Darque]

Dean..or something else important..

I just want to kid the students..

[cuckoo]

I'll just be a random student. Nothing special or interesting about me, just like in real life.

[S_K_O_F]

I want to be the Guidance Counselor.

[TAO_Chaos1]

I'm Sure, but, not with that baby ewaak, lol.

[HorNeT]

I'll be the counselor.


S_K_O_F, you can be for students with last names a-j


I'll be for k-z

[Serge]

/me gives konumbers a swirly.

Sorry, phoenixofflames, no friends for me, but I do have some tokens for the pool on the roof! Four for a dollar, and eight bucks for a map.

[mushroom_girl]

And sure, normally I'd be fired for my clear harrassment of the students and total and complete lack of caring, however it's not like the principal can really be bothered to put forth the effort to do anything about it.
But the AP can. :spiteful:

[tyu]

Can I be the Sexy Nurse!!?

[Serge]

/me makes a joke about tyu's physical appearance

/everybody laughs.

[mushroom_girl]

/me sends Serge to the dungeon.

Stay there for an hour and think about what you've done. And no touching anything, because you'll just explode.

[tyu]

/me makes a joke about tyu's physical appearance

/everybody laughs.
How mean! :crybaby:

[death of humans]

me um id be a sniper or a student

[Serge]

/me sends Serge to the dungeon.

Stay there for an hour and think about what you've done. And no touching anything, because you'll just explode.
/me sits in dungeon.

/me looks to left.

/me looks to right.

/me explodes.

[mushroom_girl]

How mean! :crybaby:
I was just sticking up for you.

Raise your voice to me again and you can join him.

[phoenixofflames]

/me throws paper balls and insults at surge

[tyu]

I was just sticking up for you.

Raise your voice to me again and you can join him.
:confused: I said Serge was mean.

[HorNeT]

Tyu, if you need to talk about it.. you know who to come to.

[mushroom_girl]

:confused: I said Serge was mean.
Whoa...I confused his post and yours.

I thought you quoted me! My bad. :)

*gives tyu and lollypop and sends him back to class*

[Serge]

/me throws paper balls and insults at sErge

/me remains a sploded

[mushroom_girl]

You can go home now, Little-bit-of-human-remains.

Your parents will want to talk to you.

[phoenixofflames]

no lolly pop for serge!

[kegsworth]

*Shoots spitball at the back of Mushroom_Girl's head*

>_>

<_<

*Points at Tyu*

[phoenixofflames]

*points at tyu*

[tyu]

You can't prove I did it!! :angry:

[The Cheat]

I would like to teach History....considering that is what I want to do for a job. About to go to college to be a H.S teacher.

Really.


I'd also be a A.P. :)

[kegsworth]

You can't prove I did it!! :angry:

I don't have to, I just have to get more people pointing at you than me.

"To the Dungeon with this mess!"

[tyu]

I don't have to, I just have to get more people pointing at you than me.

"To the Dungeon with this mess!"
You cant put the nurse in the dungeon!

[kegsworth]

You cant put the nurse in the dungeon!

Everyone hates the nurse, anyway. I'm just doing the school a favor.

:spiteful:

[The Cheat]

Wait....the school needs a name......any one have a good name for it?

[speaker4thedead]

name: St, hughthegreat ;)

ill be the guy that allwyas seels stolen good cheap to other kids

[phoenixofflames]

You cant put the nurse in the dungeon!
of course we can...

[The Cheat]

When did we get a dungeon? :confused:

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lmao

[speaker4thedead]

We stole hogwarts

[Blexican]

ahhh im glad this is doing so well.

o and the dungeon is not quite finished

[some1udontknow]

You cant put the nurse in the dungeon!


Depends on who the nurse is. :rolleyes:

[phoenixofflames]

nurse = tyu and we can def throw him in dungeon.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Depends on who the nurse is. :rolleyes:
Very very true:p
I'm out if it's Cheat, lmao.

[Serge]

You can go home now, Little-bit-of-human-remains.

Your parents will want to talk to you.
/me sweeps up fake Serge guts.

Haha, I just pretended to explode so I could sneak out and hang out with the cheerleaders.

/me slicks back hair and walks out door with leather jacket over one shoulder.

[Serge]

We stole hogwarts
*We stole Hogwarts's.

What are you looking at? Just because I'm the Class Clown doesn't mean I can't enjoy proper spelling and grammar.

[some1udontknow]

nurse = tyu and we can def throw him in dungeon.


Tyu! Hell yeah! throw him in the dungeon. I'll be there shortly. To fix uhh..the chains. :kiss: :wub: :flirt: :spiteful:

[phoenixofflames]

/me sweeps up fake Serge guts.

Haha, I just pretended to explode so I could sneak out and hang out with the cheerleaders.

/me slicks back hair and walks out door with leather jacket over one shoulder.
/me goes into dungeon and picks up the paper balls i threw at serges remains

/me fake explodes

/me follows serge out with the cheerleaders

[TAO_Chaos1]

Ahahahha, what are you a greaser? Lmao

For Serge.

[The Cheat]

Very very true:p
I'm out if it's Cheat, lmao.


Hey a job is a job.

Cough please.

[Serge]

Ahahahha, what are you a greaser? Lmao

For Serge.
Hell yeah!

/me gives TAO_Chaos1 a swirley

[TAO_Chaos1]

/me goes into dungeon and picks up the paper balls i threw at serges remains

/me fake explodes

/me follows serge out with the cheerleaders
I be with pheonix with the cheerleaders, lmao.

[Blexican]

As me bieng the art teacher everyone gets to draw a naked good lookin women?

all in favor?

[TAO_Chaos1]

Hey a job is a job.

Cough please.
Lmao, no thanks ima go back to class.

[TAO_Chaos1]

As me bieng the art teacher everyone gets to draw a naked good lookin women?

all in favor?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Serge]

/me laughs as pof and TC1 walk out of the school with truckdrivers in drag.

[some1udontknow]

Blex, you should update the teachers, and students. So we can keep track. :)

[Blexican]

Serge Im putting you in charge of running the school while hugh isnt drinking(Never)

[TAO_Chaos1]

/me laughs as pof and TC1 walk out of the school with truckdrivers in drag.
Truckdrivers, maybe, as long as they have a nice ace, lmao.

[The Cheat]

/me laughs as pof and TC1 walk out of the school with truckdrivers in drag.


Say what? Cheat don't swing that way.


Unless........nah......nope....never.

[Blexican]

Blex, you should update the teachers, and students. So we can keep track. :)

well if anyone read I told them to pm me with there positions they want.

if someone can help me out and make a list for me that would be VERY thoughtful :D

[TAO_Chaos1]

Only if they have a nice ace you mean Cheat?!?!?!? Lol, but your the nurse so can you date students? Lmao?

[Serge]

Serge Im putting you in charge of running the school while hugh isnt drinking(Never)
You say that like I need your permission to run this place!

/me laughs.

[Blexican]

You say that like I need your permission to run this place!

/me laughs.

you do its my school whether im the art teacher or not. grrr:angry:

I will give you permission and you will like it!

[Serge]

Say what? Cheat don't swing that way.


Unless........nah......nope....never.
I was talking about phoenixofflames and TAO_Chaos1.

But if you ever need a girl, well, something that looks like one, you know who to PM.

Ehhhhhhhhhh!

/me does the Fonz.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Ok Fonze!

[The Cheat]

I was talking about phoenixofflames and TAO_Chaos1.

But if you ever need a girl, well, something that looks like one, you know who to PM.

Ehhhhhhhhhh!

/me does the Fonz.


Woops.......my bad.....*walks away in shame*

We need an update on the staff list.

[Blexican]

Im putting in charge thunder to be the mascot.

The Sexual harrasment Panda.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yes Blex knows. lol, you the nurse you need to keep up with these things :P

[phoenixofflames]

I was talking about phoenixofflames and TAO_Chaos1.

But if you ever need a girl, well, something that looks like one, you know who to PM.

Ehhhhhhhhhh!

/me does the Fonz.
at least i got a girl before we ran out. now all u guys get guys! hah!
/me copies serge's laugh.

[TAO_Chaos1]

at least i got a girl before we ran out. now all u guys get guys! hah!
/me copies serge's laugh.
Yeah what now serge?!?!?!?!?!:p

[Serge]

Im putting in charge thunder to be the mascot.

The Sexual harrasment Panda.
What does a panda have to do with sexual harrasment? It makes no sense.

*thunder is a sad panda*

[TAO_Chaos1]

k?

[Serge]

pof, TC1, think for a second, how many females are there at this school that aren't AP's/Therapists?

[The Cheat]

Yes Blex knows. lol, you the nurse you need to keep up with these things :P


Hey...I never said I wanted to be the nurse. :rolleyes:

[Blexican]

look lets just all agree on a celeb nurse?

[TAO_Chaos1]

Woot I'm the P.E. Coach, so i can kill kids and send them to cheat, the nurse, YES!

[The Cheat]

Woot I'm the P.E. Coach, so i can kill kids and send them to cheat, the nurse, YES!


I WANTED TO BE THE HISTORY TEACHER OR AN A.P. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE NURSE! Layy off with that already.

Who is going to be the law enforcement?

[Blexican]

If we keep posting like this we could beat rdt(random discussion thread) and I will be RESPONSIBLE HAHAHAHA

anyways CHEAT IS NOT THE NURSE

[The Cheat]

If we keep posting like this we could beat rdt(random discussion thread) and I will be RESPONSIBLE HAHAHAHA

anyways CHEAT IS NOT THE NURSE


Thank you. That's the end of that chapter.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Dangit, who is?

[Blexican]

Pam anderson


good to look at, but you never wanna touch.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lol, this is true, can I be Football Coach too?

[The Cheat]

Pam anderson


good to look at, but you never wanna touch.


ZING!

Nice one. :p

[Blexican]

ZING!

Nice one. :p

ya to bad you cant rep me twice in one day ;)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Lol, but yes I want to be the athletics coach too. ;P

[phoenixofflames]

pof, TC1, think for a second, how many females are there at this school that aren't AP's/Therapists?
1. my girl. :D

[TAO_Chaos1]

Crap

[The Cheat]

ya to bad you cant rep me twice in one day ;)


Sad but true......stupid rep system.

We still need a school name/school colors/mascot/nickname/flag

[Serge]

1. my girl. :D
Left of right?

[Blexican]

Sad but true......stupid rep system.

We still need a school name/school colors/mascot/nickname/flag

well thunder is the mascot, the sexual harrasment panda.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Sad but true......stupid rep system.

We still need a school name/school colors/mascot/nickname/flag
YEAH, Yeah, Yeah, Blex make a userbar for us!

[Serge]

Sad but true......stupid rep system.

We still need a school name/school colors/mascot/nickname/flag
School Name: Tower High
Colors: Black and Blue
Mascot: Thunder, the Sexual Harassment Panda
Nickname: The Sex Pandas
Flag: Let's fly the Jolly Roger

Since some of you are slow.

Tower High::TAOer High

Say it real slow now.

[The Cheat]

well thunder is the mascot, the sexual harrasment panda.


Very very good.


School Name: Tower High
Colors: Black and Blue
Mascot: Thunder, the Sexual Harassment Panda
Nickname: The Sex Pandas
Flag: Let's fly the Jolly Roger

Since some of you are slow.

Tower High::TAOer High

Say it real slow now.


Answers that question.

[Blexican]

School Name: Tower High
Colors: Black and Blue
Mascot: Thunder, the Sexual Harassment Panda
Nickname: The Sex Pandas
Flag: Let's fly the Jolly Roger

Since some of you are slow.

Tower High::TAOer High

Say it real slow now.

genius!

[Serge]

YEAH, Yeah, Yeah, Blex make a userbar for us!
That actually would be cool.

[TAO_Chaos1]

No Jolly Roger, the confederate flag, word, lol!

[TAO_Chaos1]

That actually would be cool.
Yeah, for teachers and students, do it blex!

[Blexican]

you know I never learned to do userbars?

I was thinking about doing banners but I dont wanna replace yalls so easy.

Gimme like 15 min ill find a tut and do it.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yay!

[Serge]

No Jolly Roger, the confederate flag, word, lol!
Fed over Roger?

Noh weigh mahn

[TAO_Chaos1]

Yes Way Fed all da way!

[Serge]

you know I never learned to do userbars?

I was thinking about doing banners but I dont wanna replace yalls so easy.

Gimme like 15 min ill find a tut and do it.
konumbers does good userbars, I think. He's my cronie, so he has to do what I say.

[Ignition]

If someone can make the list for me

Can you redirect all Positions to me please?
I'll need your help blex I'm going to make the list and keep it updated. But everything will be ignored unless PM to me.

Then I’ll PM it to blex and he can put the link in the place of the list on the first post.

[The Cheat]

you know I never learned to do userbars?

I was thinking about doing banners but I dont wanna replace yalls so easy.

Gimme like 15 min ill find a tut and do it.


Cool......but we will need a updated list first.:p

[boogieman]

/me whips out large book.

Ok, it's time to study the anatomy and physiology of the human body. :)

[Serge]

Okay, I'm gonna let you all on to a useful bit of information.

This forum allows a 40 post per page setting. Use that ish.

[TAO_Chaos1]

No, Boog, not for me you just need gym clothes

[boogieman]

Fine then.

/me dresses in gym shorts and wifebeater.

Ok, y'all, change of plan. Time to hit the gym! To the weight machines with ye. :spiteful:

[TAO_Chaos1]

Word to dat, thousand push ups for all ya'll!

[boogieman]

Hey, who's the teacher TAO_Chaos1?!??

/me slaps TAO_Chaos in face.

*Drop down and give me fifty! Then lie on your back with your legs 3 inches off the ground!*

The rest of you, just work out until I'm tired. :cool:

[Serge]

Hmm, we need two sports teams. One that is good and whose members get all the girls, and one that sucks but consists of much better people who learn a really valuable lesson in the end. (haha, yeah right, disney movie)

I'm captain of the good team!

Hey, captains don't have to be good.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Hey, who's the teacher TAO_Chaos1?!??

/me slaps TAO_Chaos in face.

*Drop down and give me fifty! Then lie on your back with your legs 3 inches off the ground!*

The rest of you, just work out until I'm tired. :cool:
Yes im the teacher, now you gots to do a million!

[zig]

Hmm, we need two sports teams. One that is good and whose members get all the girls, and one that sucks but consists of much better people who learn a really valuable lesson in the end. (haha, yeah right, disney movie)

I'm captain of the good team!

Hey, captains don't have to be good.
I'm in your team! Stand-in captain for me then.. :)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Hmm, we need two sports teams. One that is good and whose members get all the girls, and one that sucks but consists of much better people who learn a really valuable lesson in the end. (haha, yeah right, disney movie)

I'm captain of the good team!

Hey, captains don't have to be good.
I'm the coach of both, so i decide whose captain, bahahahaha
Zig, no, Serge yes is captain, zig, dont know you so you can't be :)

[zig]

I'm the coach of both, so i decide whose captain, bahahahaha
Zig, no, Serge yes is captain, zig, dont know you so you can't be :)
I said "Stand-in" Captain, so when Serge is busy with the girls, i'll stand in.:wink2:

[TAO_Chaos1]

Serge busy with girls, pssssht, never, bahahahaha

[Ignition]

You guys know you cant just be what you 'requested' to be, you have to run it by blex then I'll add it to the list.

[TAO_Chaos1]

lol, we know blex told us, but you just butted in NEC, lol, theres a football and basketball team, PM me for a spot on team!

[Ignition]

OK, I got you here as P.E.
Boogieman would be....

[Blexican]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6237/studentuserbarul9.gif

ok for my first try?

[TAO_Chaos1]

OK, I got you here as P.E.
Boogieman would be....
NEC put me as P.E. and football and basketball coach./ athletics.

[TAO_Chaos1]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6237/studentuserbarul9.gif

ok for my first try?
What about teacher?

[Serge]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6237/studentuserbarul9.gif

ok for my first try?
Add the words "Tower High"?

[Serge]

Hey! I don't mind zig being my assistant. Not assistant captain, just my assistant, he can hold my gym bag and get me gatorade.

by the way, zig, lemon-lime, always.

[skeletor]

i nominate myself as grounds keeper skeletor: i keep the grass cut and run over the noobs with my tractor. :)

[TAO_Chaos1]

Hey! I don't mind zig being my assistant. Not assistant captain, just my assistant, he can hold my gym bag and get me gatorade.

by the way, zig, lemon-lime, always.
Serge PM me your team football or Basketball and Pos.

[Ignition]

So serge is no longer the class clown student? Are you coach or something?

Blex this is very impressive for a first attempt, though one would expect no less from you.
And try adding a hyperlink to the first post.

[TAO_Chaos1]

So serge is no longer the class clown student? Are you coach or something?

Blex this is very impressive for a first attempt, though one would expect no less from you.
Yes I'm Coach, And i need a roster so plz send me PM of pos. for football or basketball.

[skeletor]

so is it ok for me to be the grounds keeper? ill bring along a scottish accent.

[Ignition]

What..? No... I was talking to Serge

[Serge]

So serge is no longer the class clown student? Are you coach or something?

Blex this is very impressive for a first attempt, though one would expect no less from you.
And try adding a hyperlink to the first post.
I'm still the Class Clown. I just run things is all.

[HorNeT]

screw the counselor position, I want to be a lunch lady!

[Serge]

Yes I'm Coach, And i need a roster so plz send me PM of pos. for football or basketball.
Why not baseball or hockey?

[skeletor]

...or soccer?

[Ignition]

/me start ignoring Serge

What's for lunch hornet?

[HorNeT]

Chaos, I bet you don't know one thing about football. Someone better should be coach.

Today for lunch we're having sloppy jjoes!

[TAO_Chaos1]

Why not baseball or hockey?


Pos. for hockey and soccer are availible!

[Serge]

Serge Im putting you in charge of running the school while hugh isnt drinking(Never)

Ignore that, 'cross.

[Jeffery]

If you ain;t got hockey y'all a bunch of pansies.

[skeletor]

Ill take soccer if thats ok :)

[Ignition]

Ignore that, 'cross.
Done

If you ain;t got hockey y'all a bunch of pansies.
I'm there 'eh

[TAO_Chaos1]

PM me for pos. in Soccer and Hockey!

[Ignition]

PM me for pos. in Soccer and Hockey!
How about we worry about the sports teams later... like once we get more people, what you got right now a team of two. One of them is always going to be dicking off any ways

[Blexican]

If you ain;t got hockey y'all a bunch of pansies.

We have rugby GRR

[Ignition]

Did you get my PM?

[Serge]

/me gives TC1 a swirley.

[Ignition]

/me Kicks TC1 out of class
"go sit in a corner, dont ever waist my class time makeing stupid threads"

[TAO_Chaos1]

Hey! respect your coach, ahahaha

[Blexican]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8484/studentuserbarpt4.gif

there we are

[TAO_Chaos1]

What about teachers?

[Jeffery]

Gee, make a thread for each class, as well as each sport and detention! Yeah, make a bunch of tyhread, quick!

[skeletor]

awww dont be a grumpy grumperton jeff.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Gee, make a thread for each class, as well as each sport and detention! Yeah, make a bunch of tyhread, quick!
Sports is already done!:p

[Blexican]

Gee, make a thread for each class, as well as each sport and detention! Yeah, make a bunch of tyhread, quick!

grr this is what I was trying to dodge.

If I wanted another thread I would have made one.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Sorry Blex, I should have gotten your approval, my bad.

[Jeffery]

grr this is what I was trying to dodge.

If I wanted another thread I would have made one.
Well, you need to fire your jock strap then.

[TAO_Chaos1]

:(

[_Thunder_]

Im a saaaad panda

[Blexican]

ok once again i added the student userbar to my start of the thread if anyone wants to use it.

[TAO_Chaos1]

Are you workin on a teacher?

[Blexican]

ill be on later to make more.

I need a good pic of a teacher I guess if someone could find it.

and Ill make a sports one later