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[EmelGreenLeafer]

Name: Pissed Off Golem
Hp: 60
Power: 16
Armor: None
Block: None
Movement:

Pissed Off Golem = P
Movement = O
Field = X

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Range: Same As Knight.

Wait: 2

Ability: When the Pissed off golem attack, and the unit blocks, its attack is halfed and attacks once again in a row, if the unit blocks again his attack is halfed, and attacks once again in a row, if the unit blocks again, its attack is halfed and it attacks again in a row, the final number is 1, if the unit blocks 1, then the stone golem missed all his attacks. The golem's attacks are only halfed when units block, the golem continue intill the unit is hit or deals 1 and the unit blocks or gets hit. The pattern is 16, 8, 4, 2, and 1. so it attacks 5 times. The golems attack returns to normal when its done recovering. When the golem keeps attacking cuase the unit blocks, and lets say for exsample the unit doesn't block when the golem deals 4, the unit takes 4 damage. The golem doesn't stop attacking intill the unit is hit, or it attacks with 1 and the unit blocks. Remember, his attack returns to normal, so it doesn't stay in 8,4,2 or 1.

Its a random unit, so take it easy folks :bigsmile:

[Forest_Archer]

Wow. You're special.

[EmelGreenLeafer]

Can someone tell me what FA said, hes on my ingnore list.

[Kyir]

Can someone tell me what FA said, hes on my ingnore list.

Loosly translated I'm pretty sure he said somthing like... You suck the balls!11

I'm inclined to agree.

[Forest_Archer]

1.) You through "stone golem" in the attack description kind of randomly; you probably meant "Pissed Off Golem."

2.) I'm angry that people take CAU as a mere joke. It's supposed to be creative, not spam.

3.) Pissed Off Golem... come on.

[kvon78]

:confused:

[Cuathon]

he said you were the most idiotic fool he's ever seen

[Kyir]

:confused:

OMFGZ?z?Gz?Z?GeG/H?shF/sh?g
hrhhrhk

...


OMFGZ!

[kvon78]

OMFGZ?z?Gz?Z?GeG/H?shF/sh?g
hrhhrhk

...


OMFGZ!


did i not just say that? :beach:

vampires are the sucks.

[Jon888]

The name sucks but the idea isnt bad I kinda like it. keep up the good work , and keep forest archer on your ignore lise (I dont think he knows what he is talking about). I think I saw him post on his own unit before anybody else did. Thats like Hi-Five-ing yourself in public. but my advice is.... CHANGE THE NAME AND IGNORE ALL FOREST FREAK HAS TO SAY. no offence forest freak probably almighty admin.

[mantis33]

Weak?

[Jon888]

Mantis your the second biggest noob in CAU, your advice sucks, I don't see a single unit you have made recently if at all, and all you are is a hypocrite, and a bad one at that. And what is "Weak"? This unit seems quite good against those pesky overblocking units

[kvon78]

Mantis your the second biggest noob in CAU, your advice sucks, I don't see a single unit you have made recently if at all, and all you are is a hypocrite, and a bad one at that. And what is "Weak"? This unit seems quite good against those pesky overblocking units


its just weak most of the time ud be doing 16-8 damage, thats increadibly low.

my lord man, your an idiot.

[Kyir]

its just weak most of the time ud be doing 16-8 damage, thats increadibly low.

my lord man, your an idiot.

OMFGZ!

<3 Kvon

[kvon78]

OMFGZ!

<3 Kvon
:ninja:

[mantis33]

Mantis your the second biggest noob in CAU, your advice sucks, I don't see a single unit you have made recently if at all, and all you are is a hypocrite, and a bad one at that. And what is "Weak"? This unit seems quite good against those pesky overblocking units
It's a pity that someone as retarded as you shares the same name as me. 16 damage tops = weak. Go away!

[Kyir]

:ninja:

/brick of silence'd

[Jon888]

Mantis I am more repullsed than you. Your stupidity amazes me. 16 damage is not much but lets think of units that only do 15 damage with half hp hmmm hmmm let me think? OHH YEAH THE PYRO. lets think some more hmmm hmmm 18 is only 2 more than 16.. who does 18 ohhh yeah the assassin, and the scout. but they dont get re-attacks. Man just learn to shut up you ignoramous.

[kvon78]

Mantis I am more repullsed than you. Your stupidity amazes me. 16 damage is not much but lets think of units that only do 15 damage with half hp hmmm hmmm let me think? OHH YEAH THE PYRO. lets think some more hmmm hmmm 18 is only 2 more than 16.. who does 18 ohhh yeah the assassin, and the scout. but they dont get re-attacks. Man just learn to shut up you ignoramous.


but they have things about them that make them worthwild, like longer range and the ability to attack 4-5 squares. this unit attacks 1 tile and only does 16 or even worse 8 4 2 or 1. its simply weak.

no shut the sam hill up before i kick you in the teeth.

[Jon888]

lol mantis isnt the only stupid person kick my teeth in cmon man, thats the gayest think I ever heard someone say... are you a fairy??? you smell like a fairy. hee hee

[Kyir]

Mantis I am more repulsed than you. Your stupidity amazes me. 16 damage is not much but lets think of units that only do 15 damage with half hp hmmm hmmm let me think? OHH YEAH THE PYRO. lets think some more hmmm hmmm 18 is only 2 more than 16.. Who does 18 ohhh yeah the assassin, and the scout. But they don’t get re-attacks. Man just learn to shut up you ignoramus.

fix't.
So, are you just stupid or what?

Lrn2sayhmm more?

[kvon78]

lol mantis isnt the only stupid person kick my teeth in cmon man, thats the gayest think I ever heard someone say... are you a fairy??? you smell like a fairy. hee hee


it's kick you in the teeth?


>.< learn to readddddd.
you can do it...i mildly belive in you.

[Jon888]

well are you gonna find every typo in my writing??? have nothing better to do. I think you and kvon are sleeping together. DAMN FAIRIES.

[kvon78]

you wish :confused:


and im a werewolf jackass...

[Kyir]

well are you gonna find every typo in my writing??? have nothing better to do. I think you and kvon are sleeping together. DAMN FAIRIES.

Sorry, we just fall into old habits.

Like reporting you.

[Jon888]

ohh my bad you werewolf f*#$ each other in the @$$.

[kvon78]

*sigh*

werewolves

[Jon888]

lol dont care

[You Lost!]

emel it's a cool unit bro funny name brings some fun into tao,but we have some noobs to ruine the seen.;)


OMFGZ!

<3 Kvon
You can stop spamming now KYIR
Jon888 your the second biggest noob in CAU, your advice sucks, I don't see a single unit you have made recently if at all, and all you are is a hypocrite, and a bad one at that. And what is "Weak"? This unit seems quite good against those pesky overblocking units
Why Are you talking about yourself?:confused:
:confused:
Nice Post.

[Jon888]

I will talk about myself if I want to you bad bad man with with serious misquoting techniques

[kvon78]

why thank you lost :)

[You Lost!]

im realy a bad bad man thats why im still a kid.

Nice 1 there.

[Jon888]

Well fine your a BAD BAD kid and I'm an immature pissed off technichally man

[kvon78]

we can tell, now drop it.

[You Lost!]

Well if im the judge stop being so stupid geez.Grab a beer are somthing an calm down.

[Jon888]

You know you kyrk and mattis are all immature, pessimistic, A$$es, so shove it

[You Lost!]

mantis is not immature maybe kyir is but mantis is cool well known as a good poster.

[kvon78]

mantis is not immature maybe kyir is but mantis is cool well known as a good poster.


so was kyir back in the day :p

[Jon888]

Mantis is not immature??? EXPLAIN THIS Find a bridge, jump off. ~mantis33

[You Lost!]

Yep

[Jon888]

while negating my reputation which i have no care for what so ever.
He said and I quote "Find a bridge, jump off. ~mantis33"

[kvon78]

jon who +rep'd you?

[You Lost!]

while negating my reputation which i have no care for what so ever.
He said and I quote "Find a bridge, jump off. ~mantis33"
I would of said the same,the reson why hesaid that is because you posted stupid maybe if you were a little beter in your posts he would of said this.Stay ona bridge and never jump off ~mantiss33 +350:)

[mantis33]

Mantis I am more repullsed than you. Your stupidity amazes me. 16 damage is not much but lets think of units that only do 15 damage with half hp hmmm hmmm let me think? OHH YEAH THE PYRO. lets think some more hmmm hmmm 18 is only 2 more than 16.. who does 18 ohhh yeah the assassin, and the scout. but they dont get re-attacks. Man just learn to shut up you ignoramous.
First of all, how the hell do you have 2 green boxes? Probably repping yourself on some other account.

Anyway... pyro only does 15 because it is unblockable and can attack up to 5 spaces at a time, and it has a long range, unaffected by LOS.

You are such a dumbass.

[Jon888]

I dunno how do you check i see 3 plusses and 4 minuses

[Jon888]

He just proved my point You Lost You lose

[Jon888]

Also you should check some of my other units and his gay comments. he is useless to CAU

[mantis33]

The only point I proved was your idiocy.

[Jon888]

You lost your losing I dont need to point out the irony here, a useless idiot is calling me an idiot..... does anybody else see this as ironic?

[kvon78]

noones useless everyones free to give criticizm.

not to mention if neone was going to be considered useless in CAU it'd be you jon with your double posting the dragon rider in different forums just to get pissy about what we said about it.

[You Lost!]

The only point I proved was your idiocy.
This is why I love joo! mantis:)

[Jon888]

OK MORON. I posted it in here FIRST DUMBASS. Then I looked at it and go hey. this useless unit that i made with no effort playing off someone elses spoof thread, has 99 power. I should enter it in the 99 power thread to see if it cant win, because why not. NOW THAT MAKES SENSE DONT CALL ME A DOUBLE POSTER YOU F*CKING IDIOT

[Jon888]

and critisism is good, but simply saying weak about a unit isnt critisism, its useless.

[You Lost!]

it's bad.

[kvon78]

OK MORON. I posted it in here FIRST DUMBASS. Then I looked at it and go hey. this useless unit that i made with no effort playing off someone elses spoof thread, has 99 power. I should enter it in the 99 power thread to see if it cant win, because why not. NOW THAT MAKES SENSE DONT CALL ME A DOUBLE POSTER YOU F*CKING IDIOT


if its so useless why get so damn worked up over it?


:clapping2 congrats your an idiot, a waste of time, and a noob.
may mantis's bridge have mercy on you.

[Jon888]

whats bad

[kvon78]

and critisism is good, but simply saying weak about a unit isnt critisism, its useless.
why is it useless?
it tells what the unit needs to be imporved on.

do you know what critisism is?

[Jon888]

Ack I Dont Care About The Damn Rider I Just Said I Liked It You F*ckers Got Me All Worked Up You Worthless Piles Of Dung That I Now Have To Scrape Off The Bottom Of My Shoe

[mantis33]

Chase the headlights Jon, chase the headlights...

[Jon888]

mantis you are useless stop making it so easy to prove it.

[kvon78]

mantis you are useless stop making it so easy to prove it.

for it being so easy, your doing a horrible job.

[Jon888]

name one useful thing he has posted related to CAU in the past 15 posts

[kvon78]

First of all, how the hell do you have 2 green boxes? Probably repping yourself on some other account.

Anyway... pyro only does 15 because it is unblockable and can attack up to 5 spaces at a time, and it has a long range, unaffected by LOS.

You are such a dumbass.


there now show me one usefull thing you've said in CAU...ever.

[You Lost!]

This is fun don't you guys think?Argueing with a no experienced poster who dose not know anything about tao cummunity forums this is to easy.

[Jon888]

That was dumb of you to say you can look at my many units I have created. or my compliments or CONSTRUCTIVE critisism to several units

[kvon78]

This is fun don't you guys think?Argueing with a no experienced poster who dose not know anything about tao cummunity forums this is to easy.


i like watching him squirm, and his insults....fag ball :p

[Jon888]

I am experienced in the digis forums

[Jon888]

I am glad someone appreciated the truth

[You Lost!]

i like watching him squirm, and his insults....fag ball :p
Good Post you deserve rep

/rep +130

[Kyir]

so was kyir back in the day :p

I'm always a good poster, some people just can't see it.

(becasue I owned thar faces off)

[Thy_Mage]

Can someone tell me what FA said, hes on my ingnore list.

Wow, you're special.


Thats what he said.