Dragon Rider

[Jon888]

Dragon Rider
HP:99
Armor:0
Blocking:0
Power: 99
Movement:0
Recovery:2

Additional info: Can only place on field if you control a dragon. Dragon can fly over any unit in its movement range with dragon rider riding in his claws and drop him on a unit killing both the rider and the unit, unless it has a barrier, or has more than 100 hp. Tyrant will then fly back into previous possition with a 2 turn wait. Also dragon cannot attack while carrying rider which must be placed directly in front of the dragon tyrant. Also all dragon cannot block while carrying the rider. Rider takes all damage done to tyrant while tyrant is carrying rider. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!

[Kyir]

no?

[kvon78]

go play in traffic.

[Jon888]

Its a spoof kinda on name for unit dragon rider posted before. Also I posted it in the 99 power challenge, why not give it a shot right?

[kvon78]

because its already in the 99 power challenge, it doesnt need/deserve to be seen anywhere else.

[Kyir]

See serious threads arn't ment for jokes, like this. Unless the person who made the thread in the first place sucks I guess...

OMFGZ CHOOB!

[Jon888]

hey I like it especially since it took as fast as I could type to invent it. Its not completely horrible i dont think... Also it was here first then I say it had 99 power so posted it

[kvon78]

hey I like it especially since it took as fast as I could type to invent it. Its not completely horrible i dont think...


*twitch*

contradicting out the *** on that one. i could take a crap in half that time and post it. and it might actually be more helpful towords the game...but next time WAIT come up with something....good? maybe even...ha original? id love to see more of those kinds of units...

[Jon888]

Are you trying to say this isnt original??? show me something else like it then

[mantis33]

Quit making units idiot, they all suck.

FInd a bridge, jump off.

[kvon78]

im not doing shart for you, if you'd checked earlier i would'nt have to even be listening to your right now :dry:

[Kyir]

hey I like it

And I hate it, you, and everything you've ever done/said/made, your point?

Lrn2punctuate?

[Jon888]

Its more original than anything you can possible fathom. Thats my point.

[kvon78]

if i was a 6 year old in a comma? yes.

but alas im not that lucky...deal with the fact that it sucks and maybe try to make something better?? instead of wondering why this sucks so much ass...deal with it move on...and please, shut the hell up man!

[mantis33]

Our repping system is completely trashed. How the hell does this noob not have at least 4 red boxes yet? Before I negged him, he had 3!

[Sodamoeba]

I didn't want to make a thread about it, so I declare this thread mine.

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED
A unit that expresses my strategy/sexiness.

Name: Sodamoeba

HP:40
Armor:10%
Power: 20
Blocking: 45%
Movement: 4, but see below
Attack: see below
Recovery: 2

Movement:

I almost always keep my units together in-game. So Sodamoeba can only move in the as far as the row that your teams unit is farthest advanced to + 2. So, if your knight is on your enemies back line, Sodamoeba can move anywhere. First turn however, Sodamoeba can only advance 2 rows ahead of where your front line is. Example:

S = Sodamoeba
F = Friendly unit

Enemy's side
OOOOOOO
XXXXXXXX
XXFFFSXX
XFXXXXXX
Your Side

Sodamoeba can only move as far as the row of O's


Attack:

Since I work best when defending against an opposite side turtle, Sodamoeba can only attack diagonally:

X = Where Soda can hit
O = Spaces
S = Soda

OXOXO
OOSOO
OXOXO

In addition, because I love chanty, if Sodamoeba hits an enemy from behind, that enemy gets + 1 added to it's recovery.

[Jon888]

You have the intelligence of a 6 year old in a comma so I am just assuming your originality is the same

[Sodamoeba]

maybe you didnt hear me. I said I hijacked this thread. :angry:

[kvon78]

there we go :)

something i actually enjoyed reading.

jon i suggest you take some hints from soda, of coarse take the hints after killing yourself and throwing your ashes into the sea.

[Jon888]

OK maybe I dont understand Hijacked eh well I CALL A JIHAD WHAT NOW. EVIL HIJACKER MAN

[kvon78]

well now we throw you out on an airplane...happy yet?

[Jon888]

Lol I Call Jihad I Hijack The Airplanes Now!

[Sodamoeba]

I already hijacked the airplane. Argument over. Now both of you get off my thread. :cool:

[kvon78]

:beach: no way man...

[Jon888]

... my thread look at name it my airplane and i RE-HIJACK it with JIHAD WARFARE

[You Lost!]

/close

[Jon888]

close... NOBODY ELSE POST ON MY RE-HIJACKED THREAD ITS MINE ANd I WONT ALLOW IT

[mantis33]

I didn't want to make a thread about it, so I declare this thread mine.

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED
A unit that expresses my strategy/sexiness.

Name: Sodamoeba

HP:40
Armor:10%
Power: 20
Blocking: 45%
Movement: 4, but see below
Attack: see below
Recovery: 2

Movement:

I almost always keep my units together in-game. So Sodamoeba can only move in the as far as the row that your teams unit is farthest advanced to + 2. So, if your knight is on your enemies back line, Sodamoeba can move anywhere. First turn however, Sodamoeba can only advance 2 rows ahead of where your front line is. Example:

S = Sodamoeba
F = Friendly unit

Enemy's side
OOOOOOO
XXXXXXXX
XXFFFSXX
XFXXXXXX
Your Side

Sodamoeba can only move as far as the row of O's


Attack:

Since I work best when defending against an opposite side turtle, Sodamoeba can only attack diagonally:

X = Where Soda can hit
O = Spaces
S = Soda

OXOXO
OOSOO
OXOXO

In addition, because I love chanty, if Sodamoeba hits an enemy from behind, that enemy gets + 1 added to it's recovery.
Now there's a nice, creative unit.

[You Lost!]

Now there's a nice, creative unit.
yep hey job you should copy the HIgh JACKERS post,so you don't look like a dumbass man.

[Jon888]

God Damn It No Posting Here

[kvon78]

yep hey job you should copy the HIgh JACKERS post,so you don't look like a dumbass man.

way to late for that.

fine jon, you have fun in your little airplane with your ignorance and your bridge fantasy's. i'll be over here laughing at you grasping at the controls and bambi takes you up the a** and the plane crashes down...and why did all this happen you may ask.

simple my friend...your a douche.

[Jon888]

actually technically its called a douche bag. and I already used that insult do not try to insult me with my own stuff you unoriginall fag ball. AND STOP POSTING ON MY THREAD GOD DAMN IT

[kvon78]

actually technically its called a douche bag. and I already used that insult do not try to insult me with my own stuff you unoriginall fag ball. AND STOP POSTING ON MY THREAD GOD DAMN IT


are you not aware that a douche and a douche bag are different items?

:confused:

[You Lost!]

Well bye bye.

[Jon888]

yes and you meant douche bag. Dont try to outsmart me cause you cant reach my intelligence level, stop trying

[kvon78]

yes and you meant douche bag. Dont try to outsmart me cause you cant reach my intelligence level, stop trying


how can one "man" be so unbelivably stupid....die just die your have no talent at all you flat chested bitch of a man.

[You Lost!]

Haha.

[Jon888]

Your mad cause you know you meant to say douche bag and then tried to cover up boo hoo cry me a river

[kvon78]

Your mad cause you know you meant to say douche bag and then tried to cover up boo hoo cry me a river


if i wanted to do that wouldnt i just have edited my post?

[Jon888]

soo I'm a spritz of water that goes into a womens vagina??? sounds more like my cum

[You Lost!]

oh my god this guy is also sick.

[Jon888]

you lost your too young for this Cover your eyes

[Jon888]

You lost you make me laugh your cool dont let anybody tell you you need those self-esteem classes

[mantis33]

I alerted max. Banned.

[You Lost!]

I think im going to ignore you and for the fact that your talking about girls on the internet your a sick pervet,and no im not to young for this.I go out with girls all the time I think I have seen all the parts of a girls body even my gf's so don't tell me im to young.You shouldn't be talking you probley never been laid before.