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imagination
08-11-2006, 04:30 PM
Seeing how everyone seems to making rules that are pretty much exactly like alpha rules with slight changes in the wording so they aren't completely ripping monkus off I, imagination, have decided to make the end all guide to turtles.

1. The stone golem must be in the front 3 rows or second row center.
2. Players must stone the dragon and 3 knights.
3. A cleric must be used
4. Players must use both scouts and can not armor them any time during the game.
5. Both scouts must start to either side of the stone golem.
6. Both players must use a furgon and cannot attack it or any of its shrubs.
7. Players can only kill units with the mud golem.
8. The order of importance in these rules goes from 1-7 with 9 being the most important. IF both players break a rule whoever broke the more important rule must surrender. Both players are then subject to #9.
9. If any of these rules are broken the wrong doer must be castrated.

i hope you like them!!:cool: :rolleyes: :p

steve12
08-11-2006, 04:34 PM
Wow, that's over ten units. ;0

ryanbelanger
08-11-2006, 04:54 PM
Definately one of the funniest posts I have read in a while.

I thought it was another: "OMG look at my roolz cuz i <3 alpha but mine r betr"

Well played imagination, well played.

9. If any of these rules are broken the wrong doer must be castrated.

Note to self, don't challenge imagination to a turtle match..

Enjoi
08-11-2006, 04:55 PM
Ya like what if someone shrubbe themself in it would be a tie

parking lot
08-11-2006, 08:11 PM
hmm

imagination
08-11-2006, 08:24 PM
no one has counted the units yet :p

ryanbelanger
08-14-2006, 05:36 PM
1. The stone golem must be in the front 3 rows or second row center.
2. Players must stone the dragon and 3 knights.
3. A cleric must be used
4. Players must use both scouts and can not armor them any time during the game.
5. Both scouts must start to either side of the stone golem.
6. Both players must use a furgon and cannot attack it or any of its shrubs.
7. Players can only kill units with the mud golem.



Well that is only 10 by my count, because you are not forced to use the Muddy. Although you can't kill any units, you can still use 10 :P

1. Stone
2-3. Dragon
4-5-6. Knights
7. Cleric
8-9.Scouts
10. Furgon

Smiley_Girl
08-15-2006, 08:41 PM
Well that is only 10 by my count, because you are not forced to use the Muddy. Although you can't kill any units, you can still use 10 :P

1. Stone
2-3. Dragon
4-5-6. Knights
7. Cleric
8-9.Scouts
10. Furgon

11. Mud Golem

Cliche
08-15-2006, 08:57 PM
Three stoned Knights and one stoned Dragon...can someone say never ending? :p