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Buster
09-07-2006, 07:51 PM
All I have to say is LAWL, I got this email today from my girlfriend, and man, all I can say is LAWL.


Subject: COMPUTER VIRUS

>>>
>>> 1. Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being
>>> sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will
>>> crash and you will not be able to fix it!
>>>
>>> This e-mail is being distributed through countries around
>>> the globe, but mainly in the US and Israel.
>>>
>>> Don't be inconsiderate; send this warning to
>>> whomever you know.
>>>
>>> If you get an email along the lines of "Osama Bin
>>> Laden Captured" or "Osama Hanged" don't open the
>>> attachment.
>>>
>>>
>>> 2. Please read the attached warning issued today.
>>> PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND
>>> CONTACTS: ;
>>> You should be alert during the next days:
>>>
>>> Do not open any message with an attached filed
>>> called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it .
>>>
>>> It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the
>>> whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received
>>> from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list,
>>> that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It
>>> is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the
>>> virus and open it.
>>>
>>> If you receive a mail called "invitation", though sent by a
>>> friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately.
>>>
>>> This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been
>>> classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
>>>
>>> This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is
>>> no repair yet for this kind of virus.
>>>
>>> This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard
>>> Disc, & gt; where the vital information is kept.
>>>
>>> SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, COPY THIS E-MAIL AND
>>> SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU
>>> WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US.

Excaliber
09-07-2006, 07:54 PM
Has your computer crashed yet?

Buster
09-07-2006, 07:56 PM
lol, the thing is, this is a real virus, but it is outdated, by about 3 years...

Kreator
09-07-2006, 07:58 PM
I have a friend who opened a file with naked pictures of Osama posing naked, and his computer crashed, but when it went out, something happened (I didn't get all the details) and the thingy that holds the information (not monitor) litterally caught on fire, and burnt part of his house down.

Buster
09-07-2006, 08:00 PM
Wait the hard drive caught on fire, LAWL!

I can just see computer geeks talking:

Bob "Hey My comp. has 3000 gigs."
Steven "Well mine has 4000 gigs."
Your friend "Well mines on fire...."

Barzini
09-07-2006, 08:01 PM
I have a friend who opened a file with naked pictures of Osama posing naked, and his computer crashed, but when it went out, something happened (I didn't get all the details) and the thingy that holds the information (not monitor) litterally caught on fire, and burnt part of his house down.

Wow, that would seriously suck. All that because of a naked picture of Osama...

Kreator
09-07-2006, 08:02 PM
Wow, that would seriously suck. All that because of a naked picture of Osama...

It wasn't real. I saw it when he was searching for it on the net (for which reasons I don't know, nor do I want to). It was Osama's head on some really hot body.

The Ultimater
09-07-2006, 08:04 PM
>>> Do not open any message with an attached filed
>>> called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it .

I opened one and it was just junk(it was a while ago) and i got a Virus. so if I open that one of those one more time i won't have a computer!:bigsmile:

The Coder
09-07-2006, 09:07 PM
lol...

spam I see...

My greatest spam was
"Your girl is faking when she moans: Click here to satisfy her"

... Im a virgin

T3km4n
09-07-2006, 09:27 PM
lol...

spam I see...

My greatest spam was
"Your girl is faking when she moans: Click here to satisfy her"

... Im a virgin
Don't have to have sex to make a girl moan. Actually you probably could make her moan a lot more without sex.

The Coder
09-07-2006, 09:58 PM
Don't have to have sex to make a girl moan. Actually you probably could make her moan a lot more without sex.

What I put wasn't the literal version of what it was, cause I can't remember that. But it was saying that I had had sex.
And then there's all that cialas spam...

Duffman
09-08-2006, 03:11 AM
Don't have to have sex to make a girl moan. Actually you probably could make her moan a lot more without sex.
Punch her in the guts?

Also my antivirus caught Osama.
i.e. Avast! > US Government.

dakhamee
09-08-2006, 03:31 AM
litterally caught on fire, and burnt part of his house down.

Thats kinda funny, but how can it catch on fire from just opening an email attachment.

Buster
09-08-2006, 11:09 PM
lol it didnt, It happens ever now and then with the fan, if you do not get to it in time... you will have a fire.

ThinkTank
09-08-2006, 11:10 PM
Roffles.

Zehn
09-09-2006, 02:22 AM
No way of fixing it?
Buy new parts...?
Maybe?
:p