My Epic Return

[Lord Achilles]

Haha, you fell for it.

I'm not returning.

But my rad girlfriend has been stricken with Mono.

So send her flowers and presents and candy and everything nice.

And if you don't then I'm gonna FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOUR STUPID HEAD IN.

See you around, ladies.

[TTitan44]

Best of wishes to you and your girlfriend.

*Sends flowers*

Crap forgot candy, now this is awkward.;)

[EleMENTAL]

Haha, you fell for it.

I'm not returning.

But my rad girlfriend has been stricken with Mono.

So send her flowers and presents and candy and everything nice.

And if you don't then I'm gonna FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOUR STUPID HEAD IN.

See you around, ladies.

Did Kaitlen give it to her:mad: ?!

[Zehn]

Haha, you fell for it.

I'm not returning.

But my rad girlfriend has been stricken with Mono.

So send her flowers and presents and candy and everything nice.

And if you don't then I'm gonna FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOUR STUPID HEAD IN.

See you around, ladies.
Wait.
Mono = kissing disease..
you gave it to her!
Dont yell at us!
:p

[Tama Drummer]

Give her this.
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

[Jeffery]

Haha, you fell for it.

I'm not returning.

But my rad girlfriend has been stricken with Mono.

So send her flowers and presents and candy and everything nice.

And if you don't then I'm gonna FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOUR STUPID HEAD IN.

See you around, ladies.
How convenient it is that you left out WHO gave her mono.....

[EleMENTAL]

How convenient it is that you left out WHO gave her mono.....

I bet it was Kaitlen!

[uniquinous]

seeing as Ach hasn't mentioned that he HAS mono, and seeing as mono IS a sexually transmitted disease...

.. ...

Senior Achilles, is your relationship in trouble? :eek:
mono is actually an air-born virus of the herpes family, thus you can get it from just breathing too closely to someone infected, let alone doing... other... activities[/med lesson]

[Snork]

How convenient it is that you left out WHO gave her mono.....

Either Ach did or there's some freaky group stuff going down.

[dakhamee]

Best wish's to your girl dude.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Hahahahahahaha

Dump her and get a clean one!

:bigsmile:

[Hellblazer]

That's horrible, Ach. *e-cards flowers*:cool:

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Dude, mono blows.

Feels like somebody has a dozen circular saws buzzing away inside of your throat. Get her some honey or something. For strep I use ACV, paprika or red pepper, honey diluted in water and you gargle or drink that. But mono is an entirely different beast..

And mono isnt exactly what I would call an STD.

My ex-girlfriends best friend had it at the time (both girls), they shared drinks, I kiss my girlfriend, I get mono. :dry:

[WaCk-HeAd]

My ex-girlfriends best friend had it at the time (both girls), they shared drinks, I kiss my girlfriend, I get mono. :dry:

Riiiiggghht.

Want to share with us what you were really doing with those 2 girls?

If you did what I think you did then... SCORE!

Nice!

[Megabyte]

wimps

[S_K_O_F]

Haha, you fell for it.

I'm not returning.

But my rad girlfriend has been stricken with Mono.

So send her flowers and presents and candy and everything nice.

And if you don't then I'm gonna FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOUR STUPID HEAD IN.

See you around, ladies.

My dad will kick your dad's ass!

[uniquinous]

And mono isnt exactly what I would call an STD.


actually...

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Lalalalala, I've never had an STD, I can't hear yooouuuu, lalalalala

And nah, the friend wasn't that cute. She probably would've gone for it in hindsight but hm.

[theburning]

And mono isnt exactly what I would call an STD.

actually...

Mono isn't an STD! It's usually called a "kissing" disease...although, you can get it by having absolutely no sexual contact with another person.

[Wizzy`]

Mono isn't an STD! It's usually called a "kissing" disease...although, you can get it by having absolutely no sexual contact with another person.

AHAHAH!
uniq was finally wrong!
my life is complete.
I can leave the forums happily now. ^_^

Kidding uniq. :p

EDIT:
Oh, and in Boy Meets world Corey got mono from getting sneezed on. ^_^

[Draquist]

You dont need any contact at all with the person...you could get it from drinking out of the same waterfountain as someone with mono.

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Or kissing somebody who drank from the same drink as her friend who had mono ;)

[Draquist]

Or kissing somebody who kissed a girl who drank from the same cup as a mono girl...:rolleyes:

[Glamdring]

Or kissing somebody who kissed a girl who kissed a boy who drank from the same cup as a transvestite who kissed a girl who had mono....

[Jeffery]

Or kissing somebody who kissed a girl who kissed a boy who drank from the same cup as a transvestite who kissed a girl who had mono....
Waiit a minute!!!!

Which one were you??? O_o
/me runs and hides in the farthest corner I can find

[VAMP7]

the one that started with mono

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Dude, she may have been 6' tall but she wasn't a tranny. :mad:

I actually followed that 9 month isolation rule though, no spreading the disease for me.

P.S. - Heya Glammy :D <-- Berz

[mushroom_girl]

Haha, you fell for it.

I'm not returning.
:(

I did talk to you a couple of weeks ago though. I miss you like crazy! And don't get mono yourself, it sounds painful.

[VAMP7]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/8736/untitled85ll3.jpg

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Nah, that's just the Vanilla Coke's doing. That dude has a decent Grinch face though.