A Confession: The Real Me

[Swartzstrom]

I've proved it.

what the hell r u talking about?

[Spirit_Monger]

How? How can I be on two accounts at the same time at the library with one library card? Good lord, wiz. Please explain this to me.

All you need to do is open two IE windows and log in to two accounts. Not that hard.

[theburning]

How? How can I be on two accounts at the same time at the library with one library card? Good lord, wiz. Please explain this to me.

You have no way of proving you're at a library. And even if you were, you're telling me you can't have 2 browsers open? I've been signed on as 2 different names quite a few times.

[thewiz]

How? How can I be on two accounts at the same time at the library with one library card? Good lord, wiz. Please explain this to me.

Proxy Server
Two different browsers

It's not that hard.
Stop making yourself look stupid.

[Office_Shredder]

Why does it matter how many library cards he has? :confused:

That part just kind of boggled my mind. I suspect he has never actually tried going on a computer at a library

[danoodle]

wow what edrama! Let's keep this thing going lol...:p

[Wizzy`]

Why does it matter how many library cards he has? :confused:

That part just kind of boggled my mind. I suspect he has never actually tried going on a computer at a library

Maybe there's a code on the library card?

[uniquinous]

I find it funny, that the very first thing this loser does to prove that he's two people, is to sign on both accounts at the same time and use it as a defense. Let's think about this one now: Auriadizo, an account that rarely if ever is on TAO at all, just so HAPPENS to sign on to the forums at the exact same time as our resident bullshitter, for not other purpose then to ask how he can better deceive the community :rolleyes:

Sorry noobcakes, you aint winnin this one, no matter what ridiculous acts you plan on pulling.

[Ächilles]

noobcakes

I think we should impeach you as a game mod.

I'm pretty sure member cannibalism is against the TOS.

[uniquinous]

tastes like chicken...

[Ächilles]

tastes like chicken...

That's what I tried telling the police when they asked where all those orphans went.

As good as the inferior taste, it doesn't dismiss the fact that it can lose you your job.

And to think, I was a court justice.

Sigh.

[Colipso]

I think we should impeach you as a game mod.

I'm pretty sure member cannibalism is against the TOS.
I agree.

Blah blah blah blah I killed someone blah blah blah
I hope you realize that being a bad ass is like..soo 2 years ago. Also, you mentioned that your friend was shot right infront of you. May I ask why he was shot? Or do you just live in the type of ghetto town where everyone shoots people for no reason?

[Spirit_Monger]

Also, you mentioned that your friend was shot right infront of you. May I ask why he was shot? Or do you just live in the type of ghetto town where everyone shoots people for no reason?

I've seen him say a few things, but I think the thing he is sticking with, is that it was 'a drug deal gone bad'.

[uniquinous]

no. me, Ach, and apparently the TAO serial killer who made this thread are all in the same town. This is no sin city

[Colipso]

I've seen him say a few things, but I think the thing he is sticking with, is that it was 'a drug deal gone bad'.
Well if his friend was messing with drugs, he should've known it'd be a little risky.

[shatterstar]

**runs out of popcorn**

**orders pizza**

anyone want a slice?

[uniquinous]

Well if his friend was messing with drugs, he should've known it'd be a little risky.
yeah cuz a small pot deal is gonna go THAT wrong. HA.

[Colipso]

**runs out of popcorn**

**orders pizza**

anyone want a slice?

Get out of this thread, seriously.

If you don't want to participate in the discussion topic, then fine. But don't come in here posting like a moron just because you think it's funny, or because you want a higher post count, or something gay like that.

yeah cuz a small pot deal is gonna go THAT wrong. HA.
People do some crazy shit for drugs.

[Ächilles]

People do some crazy shit for drugs.

One time Eduardo made me perform a synchroized swimming act wearing a Godzilla costume entirely in a pool of peanut butter.

The heroine was worth it though.

[uniquinous]

no, people do some crazy shit for heroine. Have you ever met a belligerent pot head? They don't exist.

(For the record, I am VERY substance free)

[Ächilles]

(For the record, I am VERY substance free)

I didn't forget our adventure to Bangkok.

And I know you didn't either, you liar.

[uniquinous]

ok, i am very substance free NOW, HAPPY?!
At least I got to meet Mel Gibson for a bit in rehab...

[The Pirate]

I find it funny, that the very first thing this loser does to prove that he's two people, is to sign on both accounts at the same time and use it as a defense. Let's think about this one now: Auriadizo, an account that rarely if ever is on TAO at all, just so HAPPENS to sign on to the forums at the exact same time as our resident bullshitter, for not other purpose then to ask how he can better deceive the community :rolleyes:

Sorry noobcakes, you aint winnin this one, no matter what ridiculous acts you plan on pulling.

www.myspace.com/auriadizo is swartzstorms new myspace.
www.myspace.com/swartzstorm was his old one.

I like the comments from his friends saying he isn't hard.

[VAMP7]

Myspace is the devil.

[uniquinous]

nice

[theburning]

no, people do some crazy shit for heroine. Have you ever met a belligerent pot head? They don't exist.

(For the record, I am VERY substance free)

Yeah, I thought that you couldn’t become physically addicted to pot?
You just crave the way it makes you feel.

So there is no way that everything is going to go THAT crazy over this sort of deal. Plus, I really don't think people meet in groups to do stuff like that...not unless it's some 5 million dollar cocaine deal or something. Meeting in a group just draws unnecessary attention.

[Hoolwath]

Northwind is the best forumer here. And always will be. Absolutely no competition. Hugh is far behind, then another long pause, four times longer than between Hugh and NW and then come other members in a certain order with small pauses between them.

[uniquinous]

erm, Hoolwath...

I'm not exactly disagreeing with you but... what the crap are you talking about? :huh:

[Hoolwath]

erm, Hoolwath...

I'm not exactly disagreeing with you but... what the crap are you talking about? :huh:


Just stating the obvious. :cool:

The first feeling I got from the first post.

[uniquinous]

oh.

you're one of those people who just walk into a room and blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, regardless of setting or apropriateness, aren't you? :p

[Hoolwath]

I am sexy too though. :(

And I did not want to react to the stuff people are discussing currently.

[Riathmus]

All you need to do is open two IE windows and log in to two accounts. Not that hard.

Even I've done that before. I went on my old account, Pyratheon and Riathmus at the same time. It's not that hard to do.

Note: This is to Swarztstrom and Auridizo.

[uniquinous]

we should just turn this into a noob hunt and just start accusing random people of being teh swartz. Goody Riathmus channels the noobs with her mind! Burn the noob!

[kegsworth]

Same with me and Root Beer when I was banned.

Note: I asked to be banned and something came up, so I jumped on with Root Beer while kegsworth was in the Main Lobby. Therefore, I did not break any laws . . . on purpose.

[LondonJack]

Ha silly noobs, i am and always have been teh swartz.

Didn't see that coming did you? I know I'm hardcore. Even went so far as to create fake Myspace pages for the express purpose of this gag. (the picture of "swartz" was found on one this site called something like "failed porn stars, were are they now")

Bow before my commitment to a gag, but its played out now, so i think i will just my whole CJSwartz persona die, hope you've all enjoyed the ride.

Edit: Party like its post 1999

[Northwind]

Ha silly noobs, i am and always have been teh swartz.

Didn't see that coming did you? I know I'm hardcore. Even went so far as to create fake Myspace pages for the express purpose of this gag. (the picture of "swartz" was found on one this site called something like "failed porn stars, were are they now")

Bow before my commitment to a gag, but its played out now, so i think i will just my whole CJSwartz persona die, hope you've all enjoyed the ride.

Edit: Party like its post 1999
How can you be teh swartz, when I am the Swartz? Did people enjoy my funny joke? It took a lot of doing, including me sending a PM to me and then posting the PM from me to me.

Good times, good times. :)

Edit: I'ma party like it's 1817! Woot.

[paulk6]

I just read all 20 pages of this... It evaporated my damned spleen... What's wrong with you people?

[Office_Shredder]

If anyone really wants to question the veracity of the first post, on the one hand, he shoots drug dealers for killing his best friend, on the other hand, he has only stolen a dollar.

So where'd the gun come from?

[theburning]

I just read all 20 pages of this... It evaporated my damned spleen... What's wrong with you people?

Why did you bother reading all 20 pages? Didn't you feel the evaporation earlier in the thread?

[kegsworth]

If anyone really wants to question the veracity of the first post, on the one hand, he shoots drug dealers for killing his best friend, on the other hand, he has only stolen a dollar.

So where'd the gun come from?

His brother's Black Box.

And TB, about the thread you had to lock . . . I lost a bet, so I had to make it.

But, I promise never to bet again! /lie

[theburning]

And TB, about the thread you had to lock . . . I lost a bet, so I had to make it.

But, I promise never to bet again! /lie

That's right you do! Otherwise, you'll never post again either! :butcher:

[kegsworth]

That's right you do! Otherwise, you'll never post again either! :butcher:

I'm sensing some tension here . . .

:rolleyes:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Cool thread. Too bad I missed it.

Don't worry about TB. It's just that I'm not allowed to have contact with anybody but her. Yep, Jealousy can be a complete b****.

Although... betting about making threads about me is kinda scary. :wink2:

[Ignition]

I'd like to thanks swartz for getting all our older members togeather again.
We have people posting in this thread that I haven't seen in forever!

BTW paul... Who do you think the real swartz is? now that you are -1 spleen

[thewiz]

Ha silly noobs, i am and always have been teh swartz.

no...im swartz.

[uniquinous]

no no no swartz = DivineRight in disguise alluding to a lie he missed, not that they are anything alike

[danoodle]

no no no swartz = DivineRight in disguise alluding to a lie he missed, not that they are anything alike

lol DivineRight! woot!

[paulk6]

I'd like to thanks swartz for getting all our older members togeather again.
We have people posting in this thread that I haven't seen in forever!

BTW paul... Who do you think the real swartz is? now that you are -1 spleen

I think Swartz is Yazoo... And I'm not entirely sure who Auridazio is. He seems different than Swartz, but it isn't too hard to act different over the internet, so he could be Swartz too. Who knows.

[WaCk-HeAd]

You are so intelligent.

[Ignition]

I still love him too... I just wish he would stay around longer or even better make some new account call him slef swartz and have fun with us on the good 'ol TAO forums

[sayter]

where did he get the gun? Simply. He build it himself, out of plastic, rage and the blood of the innocent. Duh.

[uniquinous]

innocent BABIES