TAO's Biggest Trash Talker [Archive] - Tactics Arena Community Forums

Punishment

11-03-2006, 11:12 AM

Arite,

Here we have what I (and a few people who helped me amke the list) consider to be some of TAO's biggest trash talkers.

Dape - Highest stats at the moment. Likes to say how high and mighty he is, but flat out refuses to play by anything other than his rules, though he will say he would beat you in any style.

Geoff - Decent grey player. Says how bad he can beat you, but never actually plays you.

Jax'D - Thinks he is the shiiiiiizzz. Says how bad he could beat you, and how he is the best damn player in TAO. Never really seen playing games.

Wizzy` - Talks crap to everyone and their mother. Tries to play games, but gets declined because they think he's an ass :p

Punishment - We all love him! Insults people when they won't play him. Regularly gets humbled by random 1300's.

Jeffery - Forum Guy. Insults people and subjects them to several various types of clown torture :(

Twelve - Talks trash, apparently. Lol.

search66 - Trash Talked.

DevilzDelight

11-03-2006, 11:15 AM

Jax!

Jeffery

11-03-2006, 11:29 AM

I will personally have clowns murder anyone who votes for anyone but me.

Pieface1337

11-03-2006, 11:47 AM

oops. voted for the wrong person.

Poop Slinger

11-03-2006, 12:01 PM

um.. Don't send in the clowns. :eek:

BaxVarlet

11-03-2006, 01:01 PM

Wizzy is hardly a trash talker.

uniquinous

11-03-2006, 01:07 PM

aw does this mean i automatically lose? :(

speaker4thedead

11-03-2006, 01:12 PM

Cant beleive im not even on there :(

uniquinous

11-03-2006, 01:13 PM

Ha! You're an automatic loser too

Punishment

11-03-2006, 01:41 PM

Hah! Losers!

Uniq, i suppose you do trash talk.. Mostly just nag though :p

Speaker, You're a weiner. I forgot about you, thats why you're not there :p

DevilzDelight

11-03-2006, 01:48 PM

Jax 4 the win!

Chaos 4.0

11-03-2006, 01:50 PM

I will personally have clowns murder anyone who votes for anyone but me.
Sorry!
Don't kill me!!!

endless

11-03-2006, 01:56 PM

I will personally have clowns murder anyone who votes for anyone but me.

Im scared of clowns..

~end

Thy_Mage

11-03-2006, 02:03 PM

Jeffery is such an asshole. So i voted on him.

Haha murder me yea w/e

Ignition

11-03-2006, 02:08 PM

I wouldn't say Eric is a trash talker but I'd say he's a nit-picker. Or just very good at backing his own opinions up.

Thy_Mage

11-03-2006, 02:12 PM

10 Votes, who was the one with "Somebody Else Specify Below"?

Alaric

11-03-2006, 02:54 PM

I will personally have clowns murder anyone who votes for anyone but me.

Yes ma'am.:p

bludhoundz

11-03-2006, 06:32 PM

search didn't talk trash. Why? Because he was telling the truth every time he said anything.

Actually.. thinking back, he talked a lot of trash. But he wasn't an asshole if you played him.

Zander

11-03-2006, 06:34 PM

punishment slept with the thread creator to get on the list!

and...most of these guys trash talking is backed by logic...so...

/vote dape

Coffin Fedder

11-03-2006, 06:35 PM

I will personally have clowns murder anyone who votes for anyone but me.

Alright, so if I'm down with the clown can I vote for you because in all honesty you do verbally abuse people on and off the court:)

Merdoc.

11-03-2006, 06:35 PM

Roody Poo was quiet good. ;) He has my vote.

tarvos 6

11-03-2006, 06:49 PM

Biggest trash talker, or best trash talker? Biggest would be Jaxd, but by no means the best...... I generally think non-logical trash talking has the most sting, and all he says generally is, ill beat anyone, periodizzle. [Along those lines]

Matt 34.5

11-03-2006, 06:52 PM

Biggest: wizzy'

Best: pinkie.

~SlayeR~

11-03-2006, 06:52 PM

Dape and Geoff.

_Thunder_

11-03-2006, 07:19 PM

Jeff. No question.

The Ultimater

11-03-2006, 07:23 PM

Damn it! that son of a ***** didn't put me on that list! :mad:

OH, wellll... :p

well I would have to go with someone else because I. AM! the best trash talker yo!

Punishment

11-03-2006, 08:57 PM

Damn.

Not a single vote.

I make fun of people and yell at them all the time :(

Ask the armageddon noobs! :(

Damnit, i guess that isn't trash talking, more like yelling.

Zander

11-03-2006, 09:12 PM

mod tampering :eek:

Cuathon

11-03-2006, 09:14 PM

i vote dape. his newest thread was over in like 24 hours. the challenge one

Jeffery

11-03-2006, 10:44 PM

Damn it! that son of a ***** didn't put me on that list! :mad:

OH, wellll... :p

well I would have to go with someone else because I. AM! the best trash talker yo!
He said "trash talker" not "trash taker" ya damn garbage man.

Kyir

11-03-2006, 11:54 PM

What about me?

F'ing bads.

~SlayeR~

11-04-2006, 12:03 AM

Boo, mods ruin(sp?) all the funn :(

Geoffrey

11-04-2006, 12:26 AM

Lol Slayer i dont talk shit to you, i talk the truth. Im 8-0 with you, why would i need to talk trash about you.

OxaD

11-04-2006, 12:49 AM

Isn't it 8-1? ;)

Soda

11-04-2006, 12:50 AM

I wanted to be on the list. :(

Megabyte

11-04-2006, 12:51 AM

Boo, mods ruin(sp?) all the funn :(

fun

Scorpionz

11-04-2006, 01:38 AM

Fun.

Daemon Bloodmaw

11-04-2006, 08:28 AM

Nomar has some pretty good burns in Fight Club.

A lot of these guys aren't trash talkers though, they remind me more of 11 year old kids than trash talkers. I want my trash talkers to make me laugh because they're so damn clever.

It should be a reward for trash talking intelligence, not how many times I have to ram my soap down your throat. Hm.. As a test to see who talks the best trash, I'll leave that in that context :p

Jeffery already got my vote, but 12 has made me laugh a few times too

Blood And Gore

11-04-2006, 08:50 AM

I say Jeffery.I had to say that or else he'd send his clowns at me EEK. Though I think Geoff should take the win.

Kreator

11-04-2006, 11:23 AM

Who I think is the real trash talker isn't up there, so I went with Jax'D. :/

EDIT: I just now noticed the "other" option. -_-

Anarchy_United

11-04-2006, 11:38 AM

I used to be quite the trash talker when I was just a noobly grey. But, then I became good, and people started to get pissed at my trash talking, so I stopped. I almost wish I could go back to that grey state of being able to trash talk.

Pieface1337

11-04-2006, 11:54 AM

I wish I could vote krome, and Dape for the biggest losers.

Liquid Swordsman

11-04-2006, 12:15 PM

so many names come to mind, I can't even decide

Anarchy_United

11-04-2006, 01:00 PM

I wish I could vote krome, and Dape for the biggest losers.
They finally went on diets?

Daemon Bloodmaw

11-04-2006, 01:03 PM

See that? That's what I want from my trash talkers :cool:

Twelve

11-07-2006, 02:04 PM

Anarchy_United

11-07-2006, 02:16 PM

"Trash-talking", according to the streets where I'M from, is when you can't back yourself up, though...if I said I was going to do something to someone, no matter how funny it MIGHT have sounded, eventually it came true.

Otherwise, it was like, "man, he's just 'talking trash'."

And in this regard, NOBODY beat Dape.

Now, "verbal beatdowns", "pwning", "in-game insults"...yeah, I tended to be good at those. But it was all done merely within the micro-cosm of TAO, I swear. :)

12
Wait... so if you threatened to take a dump down someone's chimney, you would do it? SWEET!!!!

ChainHeart

11-07-2006, 06:43 PM

Lol

Kreator

11-07-2006, 06:45 PM

I would ask why I'm not on that list, but more of an asstalker, so I won't ask.

Blood And Gore

11-07-2006, 06:47 PM

Wait... so if you threatened to take a dump down someone's chimney, you would do it? SWEET!!!!

Lmao! Do it on christmas night! So people will be surprised to have shit going down their chimney instead of Santa!:p

Geoffrey

11-07-2006, 07:26 PM

Lol its funny how Stiff voted for me even though im 8-0 with him in grey. Lol Puni just for j00 ill give you 1 vote :p

Wizzy`

11-07-2006, 07:28 PM

:confused: I got 5 votes. Woot! :D

Terps rock

11-07-2006, 07:30 PM

"Trash-talking", according to the streets where I'M from, is when you can't back yourself up, though...if I said I was going to do something to someone, no matter how funny it MIGHT have sounded, eventually it came true.

Otherwise, it was like, "man, he's just 'talking trash'."

And in this regard, NOBODY beat Dape.

Now, "verbal beatdowns", "pwning", "in-game insults"...yeah, I tended to be good at those. But it was all done merely within the micro-cosm of TAO, I swear. :)

12

Oh, well trash talking to me is just insulting another, whether you back it up or not. Shannon Sharpe and Chad Johnson are known for trash talking, and both can/could back it up.

Hopefully this makes my vote more understandable.

bludhoundz

11-07-2006, 07:34 PM

"Trash-talking", according to the streets where I'M from, is when you can't back yourself up, though...if I said I was going to do something to someone, no matter how funny it MIGHT have sounded, eventually it came true.

Now, "verbal beatdowns", "pwning", "in-game insults"...yeah, I tended to be good at those. But it was all done merely within the micro-cosm of TAO, I swear. :)

12

Sounds like some trash talkin you're doing to up yourself.

Prove it :cool:

Liquid Swordsman

11-07-2006, 07:36 PM

_-x-x-x-_ is pretty funny, doesn't play TAo anymore though

Daemon Bloodmaw

11-07-2006, 08:29 PM

See, even in explaining himself, 12 "pwns" Dape as he puts it.

:cool:

Wizzy`

11-07-2006, 08:35 PM

See, even in explaining himself, 12 "pwns" Dape as he puts it.

:cool:

That made no sence to me. :p

Asianpride55

11-07-2006, 08:42 PM

i think that jeffery is the best trashtalker and he types fast my vote goes to jeffrey.

meat.eater

11-07-2006, 08:53 PM

66. hands down

also, you forgot orlandy. who would win if 66 wasnt there.

Asianpride55

11-07-2006, 08:56 PM

66?

Jeffery

11-07-2006, 10:03 PM

So, do I get the Golden Foot-in-ass award for winning?

"66" refers to Search66, original founder of the Netjak.com website, and longtime (although now retarded) TAO player.

TeXaS LoNgHoRnS

11-07-2006, 10:09 PM

uhhh...how can jax'd not win?

Zander

11-07-2006, 10:17 PM

uhhh...how can jax'd not win?
this help at all?
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8230/dfghes8.jpg

Jeffery

11-07-2006, 10:20 PM

this help at all?
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8230/dfghes8.jpg
I had Divine intervention. ;)

X-SUPER RAD!

11-07-2006, 11:32 PM

well if it matters jeffery i love you

Twelve

11-08-2006, 09:08 AM

Sounds like some trash talkin you're doing to up yourself.

Prove it :cool:

Pfff. Son, if you're referring to our supposed battle concerning Yugioh, then you gotta be kidding me. I mean, you obviously haven't played much of it to come to the conclusions that you did, and it's one of those games where you really have to play (and lose) a lot to know what I'm talking about. Since I know you haven't done this, I won't waste my time trying to talk about it.

I mean, hey, you should know by now that I don't waste my time in useless and circular debate. After awhile, I'm like...PEACE.:p

Back to topic: the only person I know in TAO history who could actually inflict pain upon ME when it comes to posting is Roody Poo. I've either always been on the same side as those who might be able to hurt me, or I've just never gotten into battle with them.

I would rank myself only behind Roody-Poo, Search66, PinkieTDP and Jeffery when it comes down to historically being able to pwn somebody on these forums.

But Dape owns the true nature of "trash-talking"...the ability to spew useless, empty words, with nothing behind them, carrying no weight.

12

search66

11-08-2006, 11:51 AM

search66 - Trash Talked.

That's all I get? Trash talked? Everyone else gets witty comments and the such and I get 'trash talked'...

Pfft...

My standard grey beat 90% of golds... and I still have the screenshots to prove it...

Oh.. and everyone else... eatme

search66

11-08-2006, 11:53 AM

So, do I get the Golden Foot-in-ass award for winning?

"66" refers to Search66, original founder of the Netjak.com website, and longtime (although now retarded) TAO player.

Sit and spin clownboy.

Poop Slinger

11-08-2006, 12:03 PM

Wow. Search makes guest appearances now? I have a birthday in a few days.. And I've never seen a donkey show.. So.. You get your Louisville Slugger.. and we can have a fun time.

Good to see you alive.. Well not really. But it sounds good on paper. :p

Wizzy`

11-08-2006, 12:16 PM

Woo! 6 votes!

Good to see you alive.. Well not really. But it sounds good on paper. :p

More of computer screen, then paper. >_> :D :p

_Thunder_

11-08-2006, 12:18 PM

Go jeff?

Wizzy`

11-08-2006, 12:19 PM

Go jeff?

Go wizz!

Twelve

11-09-2006, 11:39 AM

That's all I get? Trash talked? Everyone else gets witty comments and the such and I get 'trash talked'...

Pfft...

My standard grey beat 90% of golds... and I still have the screenshots to prove it...

Oh.. and everyone else... eatme

*gasp*

*bows*

Punishment

11-09-2006, 11:43 AM

Poop Slinger

11-09-2006, 02:26 PM

Sorry search66 man,

I didn't know what to write for you. I didn't even know who you were , Justice just suggested that I put you there.

If you have a witty comment you'd like, I'll be glad to edit it in :D

As for your grey, I'm sure that with todays golds i could beat 90% too, and i stink grey :p

Here's a shovel and your right foot. It will go greatly with your left in your mouth.. and the shovel is so you can start to dig your own grave.

First ya insult the "grey puke" ;) by not having anything whitty about him and then you say "I didn't even know who you were" Man.. thats like saying .. shit I have no good comparison.. Well best I can come up with on short notice..

Thats like saying "Not only am I slow, but I constantly get schooled by Corky!" :confused: Dee DEE Dee