Is nintendo sending a message?

[Office_Shredder]

It just occured to me that if you add an extra w and i, you get:

WWIII

*cue eerie music*

And no, this did not deserve the opportunity to taint the current video game thread

[Hellblazer]

Stop being paranoid. The title Wii is a play on the word "we", but put in a more interesting way so the system isn't named We. It's playing on the fact that there're more controllers and a more powerful wireless network.

[Office_Shredder]

But consider.... a worldwide conspiracy involving the GOP, Singapore, and furby.

It all makes sense once you cease brain function

[Scorpionz]

It just occured to me that if you add an extra w and i, you get:

WWIII

*cue eerie music*

And no, this did not deserve the opportunity to taint the current video game thread

ZomG!

You are like so cool.

:rolleyes:

[Kreator]

I can't wait until World War 3. I hope I die.

[Scorpionz]

You can do that right now. Silly.

[Office_Shredder]

ZomG!

You are like so cool.

:rolleyes:

You won't be laughing when the French own your soul.

They can do it too. It's in the constitution. They wrote it in with invisible ink so nobody would notice

[Hellblazer]

Why can't I rep you twice, O_S?

[Zander]

You won't be laughing when the French own your soul.

They can do it too. It's in the constitution. They wrote it in with invisible ink so nobody would notice
always hiding...

[Scorpionz]

You won't be laughing when the French own your soul.

They can do it too. It's in the constitution. They wrote it in with invisible ink so nobody would notice

Damn you frogs.

[Kreator]

Becuase he is in the bottle.

[Office_Shredder]

Becuase he is in the bottle.

I don't know this bottle you speak of, but I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to purchase a copy of your newsletter.

Unless it comes in a bottle. Then I can't read it unless I break the bottle, and then there's glass all over the place, and I would step on it.

Although I could use said glass as makeshift caltrops in the coming war

[Kyir]

Stop being paranoid. The title Wii is a play on the word "we", but put in a more interesting way so the system isn't named We.

Or it's becasue Nintendo's like those 6 year-olds that yell Peepee just to get attention?

[Hellblazer]

This thread is getting pretty funny. /subscribes

[Kreator]

I don't know this bottle you speak of, but I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to purchase a copy of your newsletter.

Unless it comes in a bottle. Then I can't read it unless I break the bottle, and then there's glass all over the place, and I would step on it.

Although I could use said glass as makeshift caltrops in the coming war

I was replying to what Hellblazer said ("Why can't I rep you, O_S"). I mean that you are in a bottle, which protects from all reps. Anwyays, my newsletty comes in a tin can.

[Office_Shredder]

Or it's becasue Nintendo's like those 6 year-olds that yell Peepee just to get attention?

The whimsical worlod of childhood is one few people get the chance to re-enter. Don't belittle those fortunate enough to yell peepee and get attention. Especially since it's so much nicer than shooting people with nuclear missles.

I could totally see Bush guiding a nuclear missle with a joystick, making a "kssssshhhhhhhheewww" noise, and shouting "headshot!" after hitting someone.

But let's stick to the topic

[Zander]

...ps3 has a ww:III game on its way...

[Kreator]

They're not trying to send a message. Email them and see.

[Hellblazer]

Um, shouting "BOOM! Headshot!" is childish? Then I really need to mature.

[_Thunder_]

Hi! Ya i know no but but still. Great thread O_S

[Gypsy]

The great thing is we won't have to worry about this when the Wii flops and Nintendo does what Sega did and quits making consoles.
Now I love Nintendo as much as the next guy(mario sig/avy on lf and over 150NES and SNES games), but they have been shooting themselves in the foot the past 10 years. The truely sad part is that most Nintendo fans are being delusional here. The typical reply is that creativity is dead, they say this knowing how Nintendo has been riding the long dead Pikachu train and does nothing other than rehash Mario, Zelda and Metroid games.
Don't believe me? How many games for the Gamecube and N64 do you have that don't involve Mario, Zelda or Metroid in some way?
Anyways, I'll post a thread in 3 years after I am right.

[Hellblazer]

Um, Gyspy, I'm curious as to how the console with one giant step toward virtual reality will flop.
As for games that didn't involve Mario, Zelda, or Metroid: Wallace and Gromit, Lord of the Rings the Third Age, Lord of the Rings 3, NFL Street, NBA Street, Tony Hawk 3, Tony Hawk 4....I'll stop there for the sake of time.

[Matt 34.5]

I know I had a ball playing phantasy star for gamecube with my friends... That didn't include said characters. Those 2 little things that float over your shoulder are so much fun. Also there was prince of persia, Sims were a pretty big hit, tho they got boreing, And I dont like wrestling, but I know a few people that likes Day of Reckoning.

I see why you quit naming games, hell.

[Sangro]

How many games for the Gamecube and N64 do you have that don't involve Mario, Zelda or Metroid in some way?

I own 12 gamecube games without any of them.....: Timesplitters2;timesplitters:FP;Dead to rights; Nightfire;Everything or nothing; NBA street; Madden 2004; MVP Baseball 2004;THAW;Goldeneye Rogue agent; the sims bustin out; Baldurs gate DA;...... and 1 with mario ; MarioKart:double Dash


Don't be Ignorant.....

[Ächilles]

You guys are ignoring the matter at hand... WWIII.

I'm going to say that the ball is in Putin's court, simply because by the laws of probability, most of the ICBMs will hit nothing but arctic wasteland because Russia is just so big.

[Jeffery]

I say we immediately invade Canadia.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061103/ap_on_re_ca/canada_internet_assault;_ylt=Ar0oLe2H1rUj3qU7_jYW2 BHMWM0F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3cjE0b2MwBHNlYwM3Mzg-

[Duffman]

And the working title for the WWIII was "Revolution". Oh My Daze!!.

[Megabyte]

It just occured to me that if you add an extra w and i, you get:

WWIII

*cue eerie music*

And no, this did not deserve the opportunity to taint the current video game thread

Guess what happens if you add a few extra letters to bass

you get dumbass


are the fish trying to tell you something?

[Office_Shredder]

Guess what happens if you add a few extra letters to bass

you get dumbass


are the fish trying to tell you something?

I don't know, you're the one hanging out with them.

Stop speaking in riddles man!

Achilles, your hypothesis is intriguing.... in the name of national security, we must, as Jeffery has suggested, invade Canada to develop our own blasted wasteland buffer against missle attacks

[Drunk With Hate]

Hey! Look what happens when you add a few extra words to Megabyte. You get "Megabyte's a complete jackass."I love ya.

[Anarchy_United]

It just occured to me that if you add an extra w and i, you get:

WWIII

*cue eerie music*

And no, this did not deserve the opportunity to taint the current video game thread

OH SHIT!!!!!!!
*hides in 30 foot deep bunker

[Hellblazer]

Anyway, look what happens when you add some letters to PS3: Pathetic Society 3.:rolleyes:

[phoenixofflames]

They Are All Sending A Message! Ahh

[Asianpride55]

stop being crazy

[Office_Shredder]

The only crazy thing is how we waste our military in Iraq when it could be used securing the blasted wasteland rich land of Canada!

[Asianpride55]

Yea Saddam Is getting the death sentence!!!

[Gypsy]

Um, Gyspy, I'm curious as to how the console with one giant step toward virtual reality will flop.
As for games that didn't involve Mario, Zelda, or Metroid: Wallace and Gromit, Lord of the Rings the Third Age, Lord of the Rings 3, NFL Street, NBA Street, Tony Hawk 3, Tony Hawk 4....I'll stop there for the sake of time.
Most of those could have been played better on a PS2.
The only games I play that are only for Nintendo that don't involve said characters is Harvest Moon and Odama.


Who is actually geeking out over the remote?
You mean to move my sword in Zelda I can move the remote!!!
To make mario jump I move it up and down really fast????
To throw my pokeball I could throw the remote at the tv screen! Neat-o!

About Hussein: He had this coming, death is usually the price you pay when you are a failed dictator.

[Hellblazer]

Most of those could have been played better on a PS2.
The only games I play that are only for Nintendo that don't involve said characters is Harvest Moon and Odama.
That opinion is a weak argument. I find that the Tony Hawk controls on Gamecube are alot simpler.

Who is actually geeking out over the remote?
You mean to move my sword in Zelda I can move the remote!!!
To make mario jump I move it up and down really fast????
To throw my pokeball I could throw the remote at the tv screen! Neat-o!
And the problem with all but the last one is? (The last one is false...)

About Hussein: He had this coming, death is usually the price you pay when you are a failed dictator.
Actually, death is the price you pay when Bush needs a cover-up for getting oil.

[Megabyte]

Hey! Look what happens when you add a few extra words to Megabyte. You get "Megabyte's a complete jackass."I love ya.

this is news?

[Ächilles]

And the problem with all but the last one is? (The last one is false...)


You are the king of never knowing when people are joking.

[Duffman]

I'm totally geeking out over the remote. I know Serge ain't too keen on it and he will be getting TP for cube. That said i read a review last night from one of those gaming media guys that get to test games. He got to play it for 10 hours and all he could say was it was a luxury to use the remote. Not only on the game play side but being able to sit in a comfortable position. Instead of having both your hands together on the one controller you can sprawl them out and still play perfectly.

Also there is a little wrist strap that stop you from accidentally throwing the remote. ^_^

[Office_Shredder]

Don't let the remote distract you! Though nintendo may give you a free remote for purchasing of their product, the deal pales in comparison to the remote to your soul you give nintendo

[Jehutyv.2.0]

It just occured to me that if you add an extra w and i, you get:

WWIII

*cue eerie music*

And no, this did not deserve the opportunity to taint the current video game thread
The government comitted 9/11.

[speaker4thedead]

Once again O_S comes up with a plan of world domination from the french and nintendo :rolleyes:

[marklar2]

It just occured to me that if you add an extra w and i, you get:

WWIII

*cue eerie music*

And no, this did not deserve the opportunity to taint the current video game thread

It just occured to me that if you take the name "Office Shredder" and take away the Off and ce and add 'm after the letter i and remove Shredder and replace it with idiot, and add the word an in the middle, you get:

I'm an idiot

*cues eerie music*
:eek:

[Hellblazer]

The government comitted 9/11.

I've actually heard that froma few people. Is that actually true? It seems a bit far-fetched.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I've actually heard that froma few people. Is that actually true? It seems a bit far-fetched.
No, it's not. It's stupid and illogical.

[Drunk With Hate]

No, it's not. It's stupid and illogical.

It's a possibility. One I see to be very dumb, as you said. There is some evidence, however it is questionable.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

It's a possibility. One I see to be very dumb, as you said. There is some evidence, however it is questionable.
Right. A government would sacrifice the lives of thousands in the greatest, most complex conspiracy ever thought up by mankind. But for some reason, they just couldn't shut down those conspiracy websites and silence anyone who knew.

They're too clever, those government bastards.

[Drunk With Hate]

Right. A government would sacrifice the lives of thousands in the greatest, most complex conspiracy ever thought up by mankind. But for some reason, they just couldn't shut down those conspiracy websites and silence anyone who knew.

They're too clever, those government bastards.

It's just as logical/illogical as blaming the president for every mistake made in this country. I've seen flat tires blamed on president bush. Anyway, the internet is hard to control. I'm not saying I believe in it. I'm just saying you really can't rule it 100% out.

[Ächilles]

Right. A government would sacrifice the lives of thousands in the greatest, most complex conspiracy ever thought up by mankind. But for some reason, they just couldn't shut down those conspiracy websites and silence anyone who knew.

They're too clever, those government bastards.

Actually, it would be a bad thing for the government to silence those who were speaking out and shut down any mediums of information for this. (if they were behind 9/11)

If you plea the fifth, then you have something to hide. Same idea here. It's easier to just lie.

[Duffman]

Don't let bogus conspiracy theories detract from the good ones. You know the conspiracy about the government encouraging crackpot conspiracy theorists don't you?

[Jehutyv.2.0]

It's just as logical/illogical as blaming the president for every mistake made in this country. I've seen flat tires blamed on president bush. Anyway, the internet is hard to control. I'm not saying I believe in it. I'm just saying you really can't rule it 100% out.
Yeah, you can't rule out gravity as being a coincidence 100% but I don't really contemplate it much.

EDIT: Macduffman, that was from South Park, was it not?

[Megabyte]

I've actually heard that froma few people. Is that actually true? It seems a bit far-fetched.

calling that far fetched is akin to calling the holocaust a misunderstanding

the ridiculousness of it isn't even worth addressing

[Drunk With Hate]

Yeah, you can't rule out gravity as being a coincidence 100% but I don't really contemplate it much.

You should learn to keep an open mind. Very improbable things eventually happen.

[Megabyte]

You should learn to keep an open mind. Very improbable things eventually happen.

like platapus

[Jeffery]

Actually, it would be a bad thing for the government to silence those who were speaking out and shut down any mediums of information for this. (if they were behind 9/11)

If you plea the fifth, then you have something to hide. Same idea here. It's easier to just lie.
A great example is Area 51.

The government still denies it exists. Which is stupid becuase you can see it. You know it;s there. They know it;s there. yet they say it does not exist.

By denying it, they give proof to it.


If the government started vehemently denying the 9/11 conspiracies, they would just feed the fires. It is easy to just ignore it all, and let everyone realise what dumbasses the theorists are on their own.

[Drunk With Hate]

like platapus

Not sure what you mean by that?

[Jeffery]

like platapus
You leave my platypi's alone, or I will personalyl murder every trout in the world.

Not sure what you mean by that?

He prolly means that the Platypus is a very unlikely creature. The combination of traits it posesses are almost too strange to think could happen.
A poisonous, egg laying, pouched mammal?

[Drunk With Hate]

Anyway, Jeffery is exactly right about this subject.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Not sure what you mean by that?
They're crazy little critters.

[Megabyte]

look at this thing

http://danm.ucsc.edu/media/khazar_images/small-platapus.jpg

without doubt the most ridiculous looking creature in existance

[Drunk With Hate]

lol.. you're all crazy :bigsmile:

[Jehutyv.2.0]

look at this thing

http://danm.ucsc.edu/media/khazar_images/small-platapus.jpg

without doubt the most ridiculous looking creature in existance
Ever look in a mirror? Too easy... I couldn't resist.

[Megabyte]

Ever look in a mirror? Too easy... I couldn't resist.

the greatness reflected there just highlights the ridiculousness of the platapus and other like creatures, such as yourself, all the more

[sayter]

We must show more respect to the noble platypi. They don't know that they're ugly. (i forget the exact quote from Dogma, but amazingly , a chance to atually utilize it in real life actually came up!)

In all honesty though...do they further the ecosystem in a tangible way? I know nothing of them aside from that fact that they exist, that they are stupid...and that they are a mockery of all existence.

[Office_Shredder]

In all honesty though...do they further the ecosystem in a tangible way? I know nothing of them aside from that fact that they exist, that they are stupid...and that they are a mockery of all existence.

The platypus was originally grown by the Germans in the 1800's as one of the earliest attempts at genetic breeding. They were attempting to breed a new class of war dog, but knew nothing of inbreeding at the time. The results weren't pretty.

To this day, ecologies overrun by platypi have yet to recover from the introduction of the most lethal killer ever evolved since the T-Rex

[Jehutyv.2.0]

the greatness reflected there just highlights the ridiculousness of the platapus and other like creatures, such as yourself, all the more
That was a little far to stretch for an insult. Well, at least I know I'm worth it.

[Hellblazer]

The platypus was originally grown by the Germans in the 1800's as one of the earliest attempts at genetic breeding. They were attempting to breed a new class of war dog, but knew nothing of inbreeding at the time. The results weren't pretty.

To this day, ecologies overrun by platypi have yet to recover from the introduction of the most lethal killer ever evolved since the T-Rex

I want a Platydog!

[Office_Shredder]

It just occured to me that if you take the name "Office Shredder" and take away the Off and ce and add 'm after the letter i and remove Shredder and replace it with idiot, and add the word an in the middle, you get:

Fortunately, my name is Office_Shredder, so I'm safe.