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Daemon Bloodmaw
11-05-2006, 09:09 AM
We're gonna have us a hanging (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15567363/?GT1=8717)

:cool:

To make this thread more than a link, I'll add a completely unrelated story, about hangings. So, my Dad lives in Oregon. If you don't know much about Oregon, think of Texas. Now, remove the large amount of immigrants of any race and cowboys. So a year back or so, my Dad's friend sees this old farmer, literally about 65 or so, sitting out on this huge crossroad in town, right next to this big old tree. And what does he have with him? Some unlucky S.O.B. hogtied in the back of his pickup truck. The sheriff is there arguing with the old farmer, basically telling him that he can't hang the guy. Farmer turns around and goes, "No, I can hang him, it's in the books. Law says that cattle rustling is a hangable offense." Apparently, the guy was trying to load up a few cows in a trailer, turned around, and the old farmer had a shotgun in his face. So for a good 30 minutes or so, this idiot is sitting there, hogtied, wondering if he's going to be swinging off a tree for trying to steal this old guy's cattle because Oregon law says it's still legal. He ended up not being hung but still.. I'm never breaking a law in Oregon, haha

phoenixofflames
11-05-2006, 09:12 AM
took them enough hearings..

Double
11-05-2006, 09:14 AM
The death sentences automatically go to a nine-judge appeals panel which as unlimited time to review the case. If the verdicts and sentences are upheld, the executions must be carried out within 30 days. - MSNBC


We still have awhile to wait.

Matt 34.5
11-05-2006, 09:16 AM
We're gonna have us a hanging (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15567363/?GT1=8717)

:cool:


Send'em to canada, we have trees everywhere. And besides, sending criminals to canada seems to be the new 'in' thing.

On second thought, quit dump'n your trash on our lawn!

phoenixofflames
11-05-2006, 09:20 AM
canada has a lot of open space for death sites.

Cliche
11-05-2006, 12:08 PM
He'll be dead within six months.

uniquinous
11-05-2006, 12:41 PM
I don't quite think they hang people on trees anymore...

cuz, ya know, some american nutjob would find it his duty to destroy the evil tree by chucking it into a mulcher, lighting it on fire, and then burying the remains in canada

speaker4thedead
11-05-2006, 01:22 PM
I don't quite think they hang people on trees anymore...

cuz, ya know, some american nutjob would find it his duty to destroy the evil tree by chucking it into a mulcher, lighting it on fire, and then burying the remains in canada

Dont come round my house then :cool: ;)

_Thunder_
11-05-2006, 01:30 PM
Good ridence.

Anarchy_United
11-05-2006, 07:48 PM
Send'em to canada, we have trees everywhere. And besides, sending criminals to canada seems to be the new 'in' thing.

On second thought, quit dump'n your trash on our lawn!

Yah, it replaced Australia.

Jeffery
11-05-2006, 08:46 PM
Difference between Canadia and Australia-

People vacation to Australia
People are exiled to Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/10/23/exile.html

Matt 34.5
11-06-2006, 04:38 AM
Im move'n to Austrailia. America picks on Canada 'cuz we're so close. Jealous of our semi-fresh air, and semi-fresh water.

Actualy, I think Austrailias the only place I would concider moving to, outside Canada.

And thats the story I was reffering to, Jef.

-Dape-
11-06-2006, 04:54 AM
Good, he should be hanged, they should let him go on the streets so people can beat him up, take him to every country and let them beat him to death.

uniquinous
11-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Im move'n to Austrailia. America picks on Canada 'cuz we're so close. Jealous of our semi-fresh air, and semi-fresh water.Jealous? We *own* that air and water. The only reason we keep Canadia around is because we can steal your natural resources for low low prices. Cuz, let's face it, as soon as you stop putting out, we're just gonna invade.

Good, he should be hanged, they should let him go on the streets so people can beat him up, take him to every country and let them beat him to death.Ya know, at first I had the "oh what a dumb ape" attititude when I read that, but... now I'm not so sure. hmm i'm kinda torn on this one...

-Dape-
11-06-2006, 09:06 AM
Its true, he should be beat like he beat people in Iraq.

uniquinous
11-06-2006, 09:06 AM
and you should be beat like you beat the people of your server :p

-Dape-
11-06-2006, 09:08 AM
Not my fault they can't win :p, anyway back to the subject, he should either be hanged, prisoned for life or beat on the streets in every country.

uniquinous
11-06-2006, 09:09 AM
Not my fault they can't win that's what Saddam said!

Office_Shredder
11-06-2006, 09:27 AM
Difference between Canadia and Australia-

People vacation to Australia
People are exiled to Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/10/23/exile.html

So if he can't live in the US, and Canada won't let him live there, who pays for his plane flights to visit his probation officer?

-Dape-
11-06-2006, 09:38 AM
No one...?

Red Fire
11-06-2006, 12:28 PM
Don't send him to Canada, we don't have a death sentence, only life (which is 25 years) in jail ....
Send him to Texas, they have an express lane for exacutions ..... ;)