Orgasmancer

[deleryn]

Description: Pryomancers are dudes too. As such, they feel lonely sometimes. This urge to feel human interaction sometimes lends itself to desires of warm, fuzzy feelings and other strictly pg-13 material.

Sometimes these Pyromancers come across questionable materials in their arcane studies. A Pyromancer observing such a thing for the first time is bewildered and disgusted. However it gradually becomes more and more familiar to him.

His lengthy, extended position at the wizardry university concluded, he has mastered the ability to use magic to stimulate prowess. He is now the Orgasmancer, bane of all forces that would seek to inhibit him.

Statistics:
hp: 45
armor: 15
blocking: 0%
power: +15%, cumulative, focus
range: like the witch, except including himself and one space less far.
movement: 3
recovery: 2

Attack: Let's get it on!
All units including the orgasmancer gain +15% power as long as focus is maintained. The attack does not require leaving focus, meaning that it can be used to give a total +30%, or even +45% power to the target units. However, the increase to power is capped at +45% and cannot go any further.

I'm thinking that the attack could use a better name. Considering that it would butcher everything currently known about formations and the bonus isn't even that good for the loss of a unit, I'd say that its pretty balanced, I guess. DT damage can only go up to 41.

Funny at least? No? :cool:

[scb]

The sex references ruin this unit, sorry. If Seed were going to add a unit form this forum, he couldn't add this one.
Trying to ignore that... power bonuses are bad. This unit can boost the four strongest units (say, DT, GA, LWard, Witch) to +45% power in only 5 turns. It will probably get 2 attacks most of the time - once before the stoney and once after - before the power units start 2koing knights and such. A 45% bonus to power more than neutralizes a 30 armor bonus in most cases. Also, since four attackers are all it takes to attack every single turn, this will boost all of your destructive power, whereas the stone golem allows the opponent to focus on unarmored units (although a good player will force the opponent to attack the armored units). On the other hand, the attack pattern is awkward.

Well, I guess it's balanced, but I don't like the idea. It's been suggested in other guises in the past... and background focus shouldn't get even more important. Turtles will end up with four attackers that can deal 30+ damage each. There goes the nonturtle cleric... I don't mean he dies, I mean he's useless when most units die in one hit.

[Lonely Tylenol]

:swoon:

It's orgasmic!

[MoonShine]

lol odd but powerful :p

[Asianpride55]

lol Nice.

[Esko]

My little eyes!!

[VAMP7]

Nice Dele

[Asianpride55]

Talking about little eyes, my eyes hurt from all the pwnage.

[uniquinous]

seeing the title from the main page, i thought for sure sayter would behind this one

[Anarchy_United]

I already have 3.

[deleryn]

I already have 3.

:confused:

I can see it starting now: my orgasmancer reaches further than yours! :cool:

...

Anyways, I'm about to stone him! :D

j/k!

P.S. Vampnub's back! party time!

[Supersmiley :-)]

I agree with scb wat up with sex refrence:confused:

[Lonely Tylenol]

I agree with scb wat up with sex refrence:confused:

:huh:

[Secretly relishes the humor of the missed joke]

[deleryn]

I agree with scb wat up with sex refrence:confused:

Well, my comparative literature professor accused me of subliminating (converting excess physical desire into mental instability), so I thought I'd get some of my libido out in here. Apperently, it's too big to simply take up a private aspect of my life. Since CAU represents artistic expression more than actually creating units (seed doesn't even look at it anyways), why not put it here?

Also, see my "necromancer" unit. :D

You guys don't really mind, do you?

[Lonely Tylenol]

Lord knows it's still better than a good 80% of the other units being created here...

[mantis33]

:swoon:

It's orgasmic!

I agree!

Lol, I saw this thread title and I was hoping it was going to be funny, and it was. :)

[***Duo***]

Excellent.


-Duo

[VAMP7]

It would be great if this was made into an actual unit :P

[Anarchy_United]

It would be great if this was made into an actual unit :P

It is, as I said before, I have 3. Unfortunatly, I had to delete all my chanties...

[deleryn]

It is, as I said before, I have 3. Unfortunatly, I had to delete all my chanties...

You'd think something special would happen if you used both, huh?

[Anarchy_United]

You'd think something special would happen if you used both, huh?

No... if I kept both of them, neither of them would ever work.

[deleryn]

No... if I kept both of them, neither of them would ever work.

I hadn't thought of it that way...

[meat.eater]

seeing the title from the main page, i thought for sure sayter would behind this one

The EXACT same thing happened to me and the EXACT same thought entered my head. Creepy.

[deleryn]

The EXACT same thing happened to me and the EXACT same thought entered my head. Creepy.

Great story! :D

[mattroe]

Haha quite funny.

Seriously, what would happen if you were to use the effect on a cleric, stonie, and frostie, furgy, chanty, bw or other non damaging units. would the range increase, orwould the cleric heal more or the stonie stone more, or if you used it on another one of it, you could make 90% increase, I like this unit. +)

Sexy time

[deleryn]

Haha quite funny.

Seriously, what would happen if you were to use the effect on a cleric, stonie, and frostie, furgy, chanty, bw or other non damaging units. would the range increase, orwould the cleric heal more or the stonie stone more, or if you used it on another one of it, you could make 90% increase, I like this unit. +)

Sexy time

The cleric would heal more and the stonie would stone more but I haven't made any other effects yet.

Actually, there should probably be a +1 range or so based on the description but that would be too overpowered in the game.