Happy b-day to my rotten kid

[Snork]

My little beast is 10 today.
He's becoming a little man.

It's so cool, we're at the age when we do things together, and hang out, and have fun, like friends or brothers, but he hasn't figured out how lame I am yet.

I'll do something special with him on the weekend.
Any ideas?


Oh yeah, it's Punishmentsb-day too.
I can't confirm this because the tao calender only goes to 2006.
Anyway, he says today is his special day.
Spread some joy his way if you can. :)

[uniquinous]

My little beast is 10 today.
He's becoming a little man.

It's so cool, we're at the age when we do things together, and hang out, and have fun, like friends or brothers, but he hasn't figured out how lame I am yet.

I'll do something special with him on the weekend.
Any ideas?


Oh yeah, it's Punishmentsb-day too.
I can't confirm this because the tao calender only goes to 2006.
Anyway, he says today is his special day.
Spread some joy his way if you can. :)You are talking about your son and not your.... erm.... "little beast", right? I mean, reread that post, with the other option in mind - it all kinda makes sense. "hang out, have fun, so lame" (there's viagra for that now) i really hope your son is 10, cuz if your "little beast" is 10, I would ask how smoothly the opperation went

[kegsworth]

Did you tell the little runt that I said 'Happy Birthday', yet?

As for ideas . . . ask him what he'd like to do. If it's in your price-range, then go for it. They usually have more fun at that age doing what they want to do, then doing what you think they want to do. It's at 15 that the whole 'it's the thought that counts' thing kicks in.

Anyways, Happy Birthday, Snork Jr. Oh, and you too, Pun.

[mushroom_girl]

Take him laser tagging or bowling with you. :)

Happy birthday Snork Jr.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUNISHMENT!!! :happy:

[Snork]

You are talking about your son and not your.... erm.... "little beast", right? I mean, reread that post, with the other option in mind - it all kinda makes sense. "hang out, have fun, so lame" (there's viagra for that now) i really hope your son is 10, cuz if your "little beast" is 10, I would ask how smoothly the opperation went

Thanks for spoiling the love I feel for my son in that post.

But that was hilarious, I'll give you that.
I'm sure he'd find it funny too. :D
So it's ok.

[Matt 34.5]

Happy Birthday snork-mini.

Take him to chuckey cheese with a friend or 2 of his.

Man I remember how awesome my birthday was at chuckey cheese last year! I mean... several years ago...

[Snork]

Laser tag, bowling and Chucky Cheese, all great suggestions.
I've been thinking about the first two.
Chucky Cheese is so expensive, but it's fun.

As a kid grows older, a father has hopes and dreams for his son, how he'd like him to turn out.
On his special day, I'd like to share my hopes.
Mostly that he turns out better than me, and better looking.
At least one of us should be successful.
And he loves art, I hope he becomes an artist. :)

He's cute, if you've seen my videos, he's in a lot of them.

[uniquinous]

get him a pony

yeah yeah yeah i know, a typical gift a girl would ask for, right? but let me tell you - he will be the COOLEST kid on the block when that thing grows up into a warhorse. Totally badass. Oh! get him warcow!

and don't sweat it - it won't be too hard for him to turn out better looking :p
he's a cute kid. just 8 more delicious years.... >.>

[AlabamaBoy]

Make him a cake. People seem to like that on their birthdays. And maybe put some iceing on it.

[mantis33]

Happy B-day Snork's kid/meat. :confused:

[shatterstar]

Laser tag, bowling and Chucky Cheese, all great suggestions.
I've been thinking about the first two.
Chucky Cheese is so expensive, but it's fun.

As a kid grows older, a father has hopes and dreams for his son, how he'd like him to turn out.
On his special day, I'd like to share my hopes.
Mostly that he turns out better than me, and better looking.
At least one of us should be successful.
And he loves art, I hope he becomes an artist. :)

He's cute, if you've seen my videos, he's in a lot of them.

oh fer de love o' gawd just dont sing to him.
get him a basketball. its hilarious watching a 10yr old bounce a basketball.

[Chaos 4.0]

Happy birthday to... Him... (Laser tag is an AWESOME suggestion for a 10 year old... I would know...)

[AlabamaBoy]

Laser Tag is awesome for anyone. Dont forget the candles on that cake.

[zig]

Happy Birtday Bradley!! (Snork, he is called Bradley, right?! :wink2:) Yeah, Laser Tag sounds really cool! :)

[Ignition]

Happy birthday Ninja-assassin!

[kegsworth]

What did you name him in the New Years video?

"The Legendary Four-Foot Ninja"?

That's a wicked-cool nick-name.

[Snork]

What did you name him in the New Years video?

"The Legendary Four-Foot Ninja"?

That's a wicked-cool nick-name.

Alleged Four-Foot Ninja.
Because he suddenly claimed he was a ninja who's 4 feet tall, but I'm not so sure he is. :)

I take him to play laser tag sometimes.
He has fun there.

We should go sledding too.
We've had some good times doing that.

[tarvos 6]

Mushroom Girls advice about laser tagging would be fun. I remember for my brothers 11th birthday we went laser tagging all night and was my favorite day for years to come. Also, if theres a cool go-kart track around, thatd be fun. Also, I used to really like getting hotel rooms. Theres something about being away from the house, makes you feel like your on vacation. Even if its a cheapo hotel, I would feel so awesome in the pool or watching TV.

[Lonely Tylenol]

Take him to a rock concert!

It'd work for me! :p

Happy birthday Snork Lite! (Oh, and I guess Punishment, too.)

[jedi knight]

You should maybe should order pizza and bring his friends for a simple yet fun party. it usually works. Happy birthday Snork Jr.!also snork,is your little kid on this website as Punishment?

[Snork]

also snork,is your little kid on this website as Punishment?

No.
If Punishment was my kid I'd sell him. :D

My son is Bradley, he's in some of my videos.

Punishment lives very far away from me, and although he acts like he's 10, he's really 18 now. :D

[jedi knight]

does he go on this cause i just saw a guy name punishment and if you check new post, you'll see his name

[KickAssPlaya]

I agree with the laser tag/ go karts idea. I used to love doing that when I was 10.. still do. :p

But is he into like sports or just arts? :huh:

~KAP

[Realist]

Happy birthday Bradley, you should play TAO sometime. :)

[Snork]

Happy birthday Bradley, you should play TAO sometime. :)

Are you kidding?
You think I want him near this place? :)
He'd be emotionally damaged after 2 threads.
Or 1 post if it's the Let's Cyber thread.

KAP, the only go-kart track around here is outside.
We could go to the waterslides on the weekend, they're inside.

[jedi knight]

is your kid scared of any pg 13 movie?

[Zander]

My little beast is 10 today.
He's becoming a little man.
He's becoming a midget!?:eek:
It's so cool, we're at the age when we do things together, and hang out, and have fun, like friends or brothers, but he hasn't figured out how lame I am yet.
yeah...I remember my dad telling me that would happen when I was little, and I was all assuring that it wouldn't. boy was i wrong.cherish it bud.

I'll do something special with him on the weekend.
Any ideas?

10... I have no idea what I wanted when I was 10 :\
amusement park?

[jedi knight]

i was going to say that,but its a little too much.

[Soda]

Disney Land!

[jedi knight]

i bet thats sold out by now or it would take him too long to get to disneyland in canada

[stryker]

Happy birth day tiny Snork.
Get him a lava lamp. It'll blow him away.

[jedi knight]

i dont think thats would impress a 10 year old.maybe something alot of kids want,DS!not too expensive and it has great games like FF 3

[stryker]

Get him a sarcasm detector. It'll blow him away.

[Trojan Odyssey]

Happy Birthday Snork Jr!!

[jedi knight]

Hey!i couldn't tell if that was sacrasim or not ok

[jedi knight]

whoever sent me that giant rep,both thanks and that was creepy

[Dresicos]

Chuckie Cheese is fun at any age!
I mean, well come on! They have games!

Laser Tagging is really fun too...

Whatever you do make shure you bring some friends of his. He might get a little bored when he has to do everything with his dad. I know hes at a young age but some of those kids realize this sooner ;)

[cs_zero]

Awsome!
tell the little ninja happy birthday for me! :happy:

[Snork]

My kid and I get along great.
He wants to go places with me.
That's why we do things together, we're friends.

Kids grow out of that though. :(

I got lots of ideas.
I don't know what present to get him.
He likes Pirate stuff.

[cs_zero]

Hes likes pirates, yet claims to be ninja!?!?!

[shatterstar]

is that allowed?

[cs_zero]

Im going to have to have a talk with that little geezer... :ninja:

[Snork]

Hes likes pirates, yet claims to be ninja!?!?!

His room is decorated in pirate stuff.

We both love pirates and ninjas.

We want to be pirate ninjas, and stop the war, while bringing love between the factions.

Anyway, he loves both, so either kind of gift would excite him.

[stryker]

O man, a pirate-ninja? What's next, a Republicrat?

But i can see how he likes both, they are both pretty cool.
Ninjas > Pirates though. Gotta represent.

[Realist]

Are you kidding?
You think I want him near this place? :)
He'd be emotionally damaged after 2 threads.
Or 1 post if it's the Let's Cyber thread.

Awww, you're a good parent.

[RAGING INFERNO]

happy birthday snork 2.0!!!

how about you take him paint balling and tell him he can shoot you ten times for free! I'd never pass up an offer to shoot my dad! or maybe just a paintball gun. I've seen them for twenty bucks at wal-mart. pretty cheap.

[Snork]

happy birthday snork 2.0!!!

how about you take him paint balling and tell him he can shoot you ten times for free! I'd never pass up an offer to shoot my dad! or maybe just a paintball gun. I've seen them for twenty bucks at wal-mart. pretty cheap.

I have a paintball gun.
And he wants to shoot me.
So I don't put the CO2 in.
He'll get to do it soon enough though.

[cs_zero]

stop being such a wimp!
let him shoot you! :ninja:

[jedi knight]

if you are any size life comic book man,dont worry,if not,I'm scared for you.Anyways just let him do it no matter wat.Its called father son bond

[Trojan Odyssey]

whoever sent me that giant rep,both thanks and that was creepy

It was me. Sorry i left it with a pos rep. It was supposed to be neg. Except i didnt click it:(

[Magician]

It was me. Sorry i left it with a pos rep. It was supposed to be neg. Except i didnt click it:(

Awww, Trojan misclicked? :rolleyes: :p

~Mag

[WaCk-HeAd]

Happy Birthday Snork and Snorkje

Hope you had fun.

[uniquinous]

Get him a lava lamp. It'll blow him away.

Get him a sarcasm detector. It'll blow him away.

Get him a prostitute! She'll blow him... away. >.>

[Dresicos]

>.>

Uni is very... (whats the word I am looking for) ... odd.
But thats why we all love her right? :D