Peter Snork, and The TAO Boys Preview

[Buster]

***This is heavily based off of Hook***

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5184/smpeterwendyft0.jpg

***This is not to insalt anyone, and it also does not reflect the true feelings or nature of the members spoke of.***

Plot Summary:

Peter Snork has grown up to be a cut-throat merger and acquisitions lawyer, and is married to mushroom_girls granddaughter. Captain Jeffery kidnaps his children, and Snork returns to Legends Land with Woodbell (Woodland as tinkerbell ). With the help of him and the TAO Boys, he must remember how to be Peter Snork again in order to save his children by battling with Captain Jeffery once again.

Preview:

Busterles(Tootles)
Have to hack. Have to ban. Have to fart. Have to save mantis33 (Maggie). Have to save London Jack (Jack). Jeffery is back.

Peter Snork
Who?
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Granny Mushroom
It's time to tell you, at last-

Snork
Tell me what?

Granny Mushroom
How far back can you remember, Snork?

Snork
I remember the hospital on Great Lakes Street. You worked with noobs. You taught me to hack. You arranged for the adoption by my Canadian parents, Hank and Jane Snorking.

Granny Mushroom
You were 12, nearly 13. I mean, before that.

Snork
There's nothing before that.

Granny Mushroom
Try, Snork. Do try.

Snork
Nothing. *Laughs*

Granny Mushroom
You know, when I was young...no other girl held your favour the way I did. I had expected you to alight on the church and forbid my vows on my wedding day. I wore a pink satin sash. But you didn't come.

Snork
Grandma?

Granny Mushroom
Yes, I was an old lady when I wrapped you in blankets. A grandmother. With my 13-year old granddaughter asleep in the bed. Smiley_Girl (Moira). And when you saw her...that was when you decided not to go back to Legends Land.

Snork
Where?

Granny Mushroom
To Legend Legends Land.

Snork
*Now thinking that Mushroom has lost her mind*
Moira!

Granny Mushroom
You have to make yourself remember.

Snork
Remember what?

Granny Mushroom
Snork, don't you know who you are?
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Snork
I do not believe in gnomes.

Wood
Everytime someone says "I do not believe in gnomes" somewhere a gnome is banned

Snork
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GNOMES!!!
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Wood
All right. Now, who am I?

Snork
Uh, you're...Uhm...You're a complex Freudian hallucination, having something to do with my mother. I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying? I don't know who my mother was, I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs, because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

Wood
Guess again
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Snork
Where are your parents? Who's in charge here?
*Everyone points to Wizzy`*
No. No, Mr. Pichu, you're just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up!

*All the TAO Boys laugh*

Wizzy’
All grown-ups are admin!

Snork
Excuse me.

Wizzy’
We kill admin.

Snork
I'm not a admin. It so happens I am a lawyer!

Wizzy’
Kill the lawyer!

TAO Boys
Kill the lawyer!

Snork
I am not that kind of lawyer.
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Snork
Let me in! Please.

London Jack
Excuse me, do you have an appointment?

Snork
What did I tell you about this sever? Always keep it open!

*Cell phone starts to ring*

Snork
I have to take this. Walrus?! Have you ever known what it's like to feel the total exhilaration of really flying? Feel this.
*Throws Phone*
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***Updated on the 13th.***
Un-decided Character
Your playing with us it Snork (......XD X_X)

TAO Boys
*light* Your doing it Snork, *louder* Your doing it Snork, *All of them* Your doing it Snork. *They all laugh*



So what do you think?

Creidts:
(Provided by: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/fullcredits )

Jeffery .... Capt. Hook
Snork .... Peter Banning
Woodland .... Tinkerbell
Still needed .... Smee
mushroom_girl .... Granny Wendy
Still needed .... Moira Banning
London Jack .... Jack 'Jackie' Banning
mantis33 .... Maggie Banning
Still needed .... Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper
Still needed .... Inspector Good
Buster .... Tootles
Still needed .... Pockets
Jasen Fisher .... Ace
Wizzy' .... Rufio
Still needed .... Thud Butt
Still needed .... Don't Ask
Thomas Tulak .... Too Small
Still needed .... Latchboy
Ahmad Stoner .... No Nap
Bogdan Georghe .... Lost Boy
Adam McNatt .... Lost Boy
René González Jr. .... Additional Lost Boy
Brian Willis .... Additional Lost Boy
Brett Willis .... Additional Lost Boy
Still needed .... Mermaid 1
Still needed .... Mermaid 2
Still needed .... Mermaid 3
Walrus .... Brad
Still needed .... Dr. Fields
Still needed .... Ron
Still needed .... Jim (as Brad Blumenthal)
Still needed .... Secretary (as Brenda Isaacs)
Still needed .... Secretary
Still needed .... Secretary
Still needed .... Chauffeur
Still needed .... Shadow
Still needed .... Prostitute
Still needed .... Prostitute
Still needed .... Prostitute
Still needed .... Prostitute
Still needed .... Tickles
Still needed .... Noodler
Still needed .... Bill Jukes
Still needed .... Gutless
Still needed .... Pirate Jailer
Still needed .... Man in Stands
Still needed .... Toothless Cripple
Still needed .... Screaming Pirate (as Mike Runyard)
Still needed .... Growling Pirate

[Woodland]

Lol, just lol.

Thanks for my role, much appreciated.

Can't you carry it on neither?

Edit: Me = nub. I noticed the preview bit.

[mushroom_girl]

Me + Snork = nasty.

Other than that, you stole all the dialogue from Hook, you bastard!

[Wizzy`]

Is there gonna be more to this? Am I gonna be in it still? :D

[shatterstar]

*chuckle*

[Trojan Odyssey]

Its funny :)

[The Cheat]

The Cheat Show is better. :p

[stryker]

I didn't find this very funny. Maybe i am missing something, but this was just weird.

[Buster]

Lol, just lol.

Thanks for my role, much appreciated.

Can't you carry it on neither?

Edit: Me = nub. I noticed the preview bit.

lol. Its nothing man

Me + Snork = nasty.

Other than that, you stole all the dialogue from Hook, you bastard!

Did I truly forget to place that this is heavly based on Hook?

Hook is my all time fav. movie... I will add that now.

Is there gonna be more to this? Am I gonna be in it still? :D

Yes there will be, also you will still be Rufio. I think you make a fine Rufio:

Here you are Wizzy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEci-qefwqY

*chuckle*

Woot!

Its funny :)

Woot, times 2.

The Cheat Show is better. :p

Tis, but this is just a movie buff, the Cheat Show... its a SHOW!!

I didn't find this very funny. Maybe i am missing something, but this was just weird.

Yeah the weirdness it what makes it good.

[Ninai]

Looks fine to me..

[Buster]

Credits have been added.

[Woodland]

Ohhh.

Nice to see I'm Julia Roberts. ;)

[C4nt t0uch th1s]

ahhahahahahahaha I wanna be in this awesome thing!!:*dance: :jester: :coolpunk: :big_boss:

[mushroom_girl]

Creidts:
(Provided by: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/fullcredits )

Jeffery .... Capt. Hook
Snork .... Peter Banning
Woodland .... Tinkerbell
Uniquinous .... Smee
mushroom_girl .... Granny Wendy
Smiley_girl .... Moira Banning
London Jack .... Jack 'Jackie' Banning
cs_zero .... Maggie Banning
The Cheat .... Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper
Realist .... Inspector Good
Buster .... Tootles
Wizzy' .... Rufio
Punishment .... Thud Butt
Hulky .... Don't Ask
Snork Jr. .... Lost Boy
[B][U]Elentari .... Mermaid 1
theburning .... Mermaid 2
Mantits .... Mermaid 3
Walrus .... Brad

-Dape- .... Prostitute
Glamdring .... Pirate Jailer
Jax'd .... Toothless Cripple
KAP .... Screaming Pirate (as Mike Runyard)
Still needed .... Growling Pirate
That's parts that I see. ;)

/boredom

[Buster]

I was also think about the same.

[fire swordkirby]

its like we're in comedy central lol!Put me in!can i be smee?

[Buster]

its like we're in comedy central lol!Put me in!can i be smee?

Sorry name, I dont know you very well... hmmm.... I may make you a TAO Boy.

[Woodland]

We need "talanted" TAO people.

Not n00bs who don't know what they're doing. ;)

[Hoolwath]

I am pretty talanted.

[Zander]

not at spelling apparently:rolleyes:

Can I be Prostitute #2? Is that spot still open?

[stryker]

O WOW! The peter pan thing totally went over my head.
Any parts that require cluelessness?

[†Nuke'em†]

We need "talanted" TAO people.

Not n00bs who don't know what they're doing. ;)

I may not be talented but I can drive, I wanna be the Chaffer. (sp?) YEAH!!!:bigsmile:

[cs_zero]

Dam you wizzy!
I wanted to be Rufio! :dry:

[-57-]

This is surprisingly very funny :p

Me wants a part twooooo! :p

And although the plot may not be original this idea of a... uhhh... movie kind o' thing is pretty original (I mean, there's the Cheat Show, but that's quite different)

[abyaly]

When are you having auditions? I'm a shoe-in for Man in Stands. I can stand like nobody's business.

[mantis33]

Hmmm, I already have a role, yet I didn't know this was even here. :rolleyes:

Who the hell is Maggie-what's-her-face?

[-57-]

When are you having auditions? I'm a shoe-in for Man in Stands. I can stand like nobody's business.

Orly? Well I bet I can walk better then you, infact, I've been walking for around 14 years now, and I'm considering going pro :cool:

I know, I know, it's pretty early to decide to go pro, but I definantly think I'm ready

[Hoolwath]

not at spelling apparently:rolleyes:

Can I be Prostitute #2? Is that spot still open?

???

I missed the point of your post... My post was spelled perfectly fine.

[VAMP7]

lol can i be the Toothless Cripple? haha thats sick:D

[Buster]

All parts will be decided, as I go and write this.

I will do my best to give people what they want. ^_^_c

[Zander]

???

I missed the point of your post... My post was spelled perfectly fine.

If talented is spelt with two a's where you live, I apologize.

[Blexican]

im inspector good.

[Buster]

im inspector good.

You have just increased Blexicano's population to 16008.

;)

[Blexican]

muhahahah u saved a baby!

[Wizzy`]

Yes there will be, also you will still be Rufio. I think you make a fine Rufio:

Here you are Wizzy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEci-qefwqY



I know who rufio is. :p

[lightning lord7]

hey buster,is their any parts i can have plz?

[Hoolwath]

We need "talanted" TAO people.

Not n00bs who don't know what they're doing. ;)

I am pretty talanted.

???

I missed the point of your post... My post was spelled perfectly fine.

If talented is spelt with two a's where you live, I apologize.

:huh:

How else should be "talanted" spelt?

Woodland said talanted people are needed, not talented. I had no intentions to write the word talented. How did that come to your mind anyway? :confused:

[Soda]

I can be one of the prostitutes.

[Woodland]

You passed the test!

Notice the " around it. ;)

[abyaly]

Orly? Well I bet I can walk better then you, infact, I've been walking for around 14 years now, and I'm considering going pro :cool:

I know, I know, it's pretty early to decide to go pro, but I definantly think I'm ready

Pfft. Walking is so last millennium. Standing is the wave of the future. I won't lose to a walker when it comes to standing.