The Art of Trolling.

[Kyir]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4033/trollgy2.jpg

Trolling is an art long ignored by the masses of the Internet, while thought of annoying and super-suck; real trolls are none of these. REAL trolls are more like ninjas, or Jack Bauer, we bring hilarity back to the Internet when everyone is too serious. Trolls should be respected in all communities as true masters of the Internet, for those who wish to learn the deadly art of trolling I present this thread.

A few points for new Trolls:

Reputation: while watching a noob try to troll is pretty funny, real trolls should be respected within the community they have picked to troll before starting to practice the art. It’s just THAT much funnier when people have no clue if you're serious or not

Ninjas vs. Pirates: This is a good topic for new trolls, if you are a pirate or ninja in real life be sure to post pictures with captions like "LoL nooobz" and "roflcoptersauce".

Youtube and Googlevideo: Be sure to have a large library of funny clips from both these sites, try to have several fat jokes and people set on fire/hit in the face.

Rivals: Other Trolls are just competition for attention, kill them all!

Chuck Norris: No. It stopped being funny.


Sites with hilarious links besides YouTube ones:
Uncyclopedia.com
(Uncyclopedia.com) imagechan.com
ytmnd.com

Topics for YouTube:
Rickroll
Over 9000!!!!!!
Ridge Racer
Massive damage

If you follow those points you're sure to be a real Troll in no time!

Yes, I am accepting students. If you're a real troll though you'll know this is a ploy to eliminate possible rivals

[stryker]

A few points for new trolls:

Chuck Norris: No. It stopped being funny.



So you decided to replace it with Saurfang.

[Kyir]

They aren't ready for Saurfang!

[Hellblazer]

Pirates>Ninjas.:cool:

[Kyir]

You're not a real troll Hellblazer.

[Buster]

Pirates>Ninjas.:cool:

NO!!!! Wrong: http://lexluthorchoir.ytmnd.com/

Ninjas>Pirates

Edit: I just read your post Kyir... It would seem I was a troller way before I read this...

[Kyir]

NO!!!! Wrong: http://lexluthorchoir.ytmnd.com/

Ninjas>Pirates

Edit: I just read your post Kyir... It would seem I was a troller way before I read this...

Not a real troll though, or you'd be dead.

[shatterstar]

masters of the troller's way need not any funny viedos and pictures. the written word is anarchy enough.

[Kyir]

But those are tips for noob trolls.

Like you.

[actgfin1234]

Wow, why are people still on about this whole ninja/pirate thing? It's old. Just like the Chuck Norris jokes. I only remember it being semi interesting one time back in the day when Ach and Cav talked about it.

[Buster]

Not a real troll though, or you'd be dead.

O rly?
http://home.fuse.net/hlschafe/orly.gif

I say bring it!

Joo is not my lord and saviour, of teh Troll.
Joo be teh noob of teh Troll.

Wow, why are people still on about this whole ninja/pirate thing? It's old. Just like the Chuck Norris jokes. I only remember it being semi interesting one time back in the day when Ach and Cav talked about it.

Because it has become the biggest debate on the net.

[Kyir]

Joo is not my lord and saviour, of teh Troll.
Joo be teh noob of teh Troll.


Stop trying to make up for small genitalia.

[Buster]

Stop trying to make up for small genitalia.

Stop trying to hide your embarrassment of your extremely small genitalia, by blaming others of what your sad, and becoming emo, about.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fzO52njyhcs (Rated PG-13, view at your own risk)

When they say Japanese they mean Kyir.

[Hellblazer]

NO!!!! Wrong: http://lexluthorchoir.ytmnd.com/

Ninjas>Pirates

Edit: I just read your post Kyir... It would seem I was a troller way before I read this...

Riight. Like that ytmnd link had anything to do with that.
So, still, Pirates>Ninjas. I mean, ninjas can't listen to System of a Down. It'll slowly destroy their brains.

[Buster]

Riight. Like that ytmnd link had anything to do with that.
So, still, Pirates>Ninjas. I mean, ninjas can't listen to System of a Down. It'll slowly destroy their brains.

Remember Hellblazer, System of a Down slowly turns you gay. (Also if you had clicked the ytmnd link you would see how it relates.)

[Kyir]

Remember Hellblazer, System of a Down slowly turns you gay. (Also if you had clicked the ytmnd link you would see how it relates.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yKSUt8yY7Q8 = You

Might want headphones if your parents stand next to you all the time.

[Buster]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yKSUt8yY7Q8 = You

Might want headphones is your parents stand next to you all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHANtdiIGPo&mode=related&search=

Kyir and his mom on a day out.

Kyir: "Where is his googoo?... Mines in my danger-zone."

[Kyir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHANtdiIGPo&mode=related&search=

Kyir and his mom on a day out.

Kyir: "Where is his googoo?... Mines in my danger-zone."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aBL-mk4cfkY should should stop doing that, you might hurt your brain...

Oh wait. :rolleyes:

[Buster]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aBL-mk4cfkY should should stop doing that, you might hurt your brain...

Oh wait. :rolleyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6AtQ520o0&feature=PlayList&p=BC4777834BA2172F&index=0

Kyir and his friends.. I guess you have no brains to lose..

[Kyir]

You have Pokemon in your banner.

You're dead to me.

[Buster]

You have Pokemon in your banner.

You're dead to me.

You have a WoW banner, you're a noob to me.

[Kyir]

Which puts me several levels of goodness above you.

[Buster]

Which puts me several levels of goodness above you.

If we stop using basic math maybe.

[Kyir]

I'm far better then Math.

You on the other hand, still have to abide by the laws of reality.

Silly goose.

[inked]

I win.
gg.

[dakhamee]

Someone was just trolling me in banff -.-

[-57-]

Guys, really.. all this trolling stuff... rreaaallly doesn't matter... you see..I got somthing that trumps all of y'all

My Milkshake is better then yours.

Snap.

[Buster]

I'm far better then Math.

You on the other hand, still have to abide by the laws of reality.

Silly goose.

Math relates more to physics.

I win.
gg.

Sorry, you lose, god day sir. (http://youlose.ytmnd.com/)

Guys, really.. all this trolling stuff... rreaaallly doesn't matter... you see..I got somthing that trumps all of y'all

My Milkshake is better then yours.

Snap.

Oh snap, -57- has man tits?! :p (Im sorry Man TiTs... I guess you have some competition..)

[abyaly]

If you ever become a real troll and start living under a bridge, you had better watch out. The hobo collection agency might mistake you for a hobo. For those of you who don't know, the hobo collection agency captures wild hobos, breaks them in, and sells them to hobo collectors. If you arent careful, you might end up as part of someone's hobo collection.

[Kyir]

Hobos are silly people.

[Jeffery]

Trolls are nothing but wierd haired freaks. *Barricade*

[Buster]

Trolls are nothing but wierd haired freaks. *Barricade*

You mean like you?

http://img88.exs.cx/img88/6136/jeffery.jpg

*Note the hair... its weird...
**Note Home-Made The RPG....:eek:

[Kyir]

*Note the hair... its weird...


You mean the lack of it?

[Buster]

You mean the lack of it?

Yes, lack of hair is stil hair. (He is not fully bald... just balding...)

Haha... your old.... (Dies a little inside...)

[VAMP7]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7426/untitled1306tt.jpg

[Kyir]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7426/untitled1306tt.jpg

This isn't one of those threads where you post pictures of yourself, if you PM a mod you can get that on the Pictures thread.

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

Kyir.. you bring shame to Great Lakes and The Elite

I hereby propose that Kyir is exiled from Great Lakes and ought to be given sanctuary in Armageddon.

[Kyir]

I'm what makes Great Lakes... great.

Without me it'd be renamed Lakes.

[Buster]

Kyir.. you bring shame to Great Lakes and The Elite

I hereby propose that Kyir is exiled from Great Lakes and ought to be given sanctuary in Armageddon.

No, you guys keep him.. We like to kept Army as clean as we can!

[dirka dirka]

This thread is retarded.

[Kyir]

This thread is retarded.

Pretty much.

[Kyir]

NO!!!! Wrong: http://lexluthorchoir.ytmnd.com/

Ninjas>Pirates

Edit: I just read your post Kyir... It would seem I was a troller way before I read this...

I can't figure out what song, that's from.

not the wrong part, the tune >.>

Double post >.>

[Daemon Bloodmaw]

No, you guys keep him.. We like to kept Army as clean as we can!

So we are in agreement then?

Banff it is.

[Kyir]

So we are in agreement then?

Banff it is.

Banff is boring.

[Kyir]

This makes 328 posts on this thread.

[Jeffery]

This makes 328 posts on this thread.
This makes you look like more of a crackhead than usual.

[Northwind]

This makes 328 posts on this thread.
Um . . . care to elaborate on your math? brains

Or was that some subtle attempt at trolling so that we respond by callling you names and then things get out of hand?

Nice try Kyir, but I'm onto you!

[Kyir]

Um . . . care to elaborate on your math? brains

Or was that some subtle attempt at trolling so that we respond by callling you names and then things get out of hand?

Nice try Kyir, but I'm onto you!

Blast!

Now I can't got my 120000 post.

Seeing how I have 119999 already and stuff

Nice black text too :0

[Kyir]

REAL Trolls still post on this thread.

[shatterstar]

okie.

[Buster]

REAL Trolls still post on this thread.

TRUE Trolls know when to let it die...

[Kyir]

TRUE Trolls know when to let it die...

Real trolls are named Brian Boitano.

[Kyir]

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

[Unforgottner]

I take it Obi never read this thread.
EDIT: Necro'd.

[bludhoundz]

Kyir, I don't hate to break this to you, because you're a noob troll.

[Jeffery]

Kyir, I don't hate to break this to you, because you're a noob troll.
Blud, I hate to break this to you. But read the date.

[Memory]

Pirates get booty
Trolls get boogers
Ninjas get bandanas

Pirates>Trolls>Ninjas

Booty ftw

[bludhoundz]

Blud, I hate to break this to you. But read the date.

I'm not the one who necroed it, silly.

But I figure if Kyir ever makes any type of forum return, he will read this thread.

[Jeffery]

He's been on pretty regularly lately. Not much of a need for a "return".

[bludhoundz]

He's been on pretty regularly lately. Not much of a need for a "return".

I didn't notice, I just figured he popped in from time to time.

[Nutbuster692]

Here is a joke about Pirates...

*There is a merchant ship sailing the seas and first mate comes up to the captain*

1rst Mate : "Captain there is a Pirate Ship Sailing our way, what should we do?"

Captain: "Bring me my sword and my Red Shirt"

1rst Mate: "Aye Aye Captain"

*A battle erupts and the Merchant Ship is victorious, First mate goes up to Captain after battle*

1rst Mate: "Captain, why did you want me to bring you your red shirt?"

Captain: " Because if i get shot or wounded the crew would not see the blood and they would continue fighting"

1rst Mate: "Oh, that is really smart Captain"

*The next day, the first mate spots 10 pirate ships sailing their way.*

1rst Mate: " Captain, there is Ten Pirate ships coming our way"

Captain: "Bring me my sword and my Brown Pants"

[Kyir]

I didn't notice, I just figured he popped in from time to time.

I don't post as much as I used to.

[Kyir]

Updated.

[Worker]

Sahfl

[Kyir]

hftw

[dirka dirka]

Still not funny.

[Kyir]

Go quit and come back more.

[dirka dirka]

Go quit and come back more.

I've never done that.

[Kyir]

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18539&highlight=reporter

[Worker]

Mufasa!



its not letting my use all caps!

[dirka dirka]

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18539&highlight=reporter

I never left...

[Kyir]

You said you were going to though.

[dirka dirka]

You said you were going to though.

I LIED!!!

[Kyir]

Nowai!

[MallaLubba]

It's all about knowing when to strike.

You're all idiots! Get a life!

[Worker]

It's all about knowing when to strike.

You're all idiots! Get a life!http://cache.bordom.net/images/ca900185172715a6e53be3ace0073407.jpg

[Kyir]

http://imagechan.com/img/image.php?id=3688