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bloodreign
03-10-2007, 05:00 PM
This is the ultimate unit ever.
His stats are as follows
HP:30
POWER:18 unblockable
ARMOR: jesus doesnt wear armor.
BLOCKING:0% turn the other cheek!
MOVEMENT: teleportation... any space on the board!
RECOVERY:1 he is perfect after all.
RANGE:1 adjacent square
Jesus has many unique abilities one is that he either damages opponents units for 18 damage OR if you hit your own units you will heal them 18 HP and healed of any status conditions!
And as a side note if you kill jesus he will be resurected in 7 turns.
I'm probably going to burn for this, not realy a smart thing to do on my part!
I Just Ownd You
03-10-2007, 05:45 PM
Well its good and all, except that the power of healing is to much. It's a cleric with 6 more bonus hp. So its to powerful there. Also it can't be reserected. That is way to strong.
AlabamaBoy
03-10-2007, 11:52 PM
No its not, it is only hitting one unit, but any space on the board... come on.
This isn't even a good troll unit.
Haven't I taught you people anything?
I Just Ownd You
03-11-2007, 01:29 PM
Yes you have kyir. But bama don't you think it is overpowerd if it gets reserected in 7 turns? I mean come on it can change the game alot. It could be down to 1 unit versus 1 unit. 1 knight with 14 hp, and your knight with 16. If Jesus came back you could win.
AlabamaBoy
03-11-2007, 01:38 PM
I am qouting that in my sigg, "jesus come back for the win" lmbo.
I think a gold could deal with this... I mean, you just kill him last. Don't leave any apostles to slaughter you after you kill him. :p
You pretty much have to defend against him... either keep your formation secure or hit harder than he does with a rush. He'll cream any given unit in the endgame.. hey, he'll cream anything short of a pair of scouts... no wait, he'll even cream that. How do you fight that kind of healing?
Double his damage, combine his two attacks and make him worth forty units.
Shadowkill
03-12-2007, 01:50 PM
This can force at least draw in an endgame 1 vs 1, maybe even 2 vs 1. He can teleport where he want with no recovery! When you have this unit with one health and enemy have 1 or 2 knights, they cannot kill him! Thats overpowered, and the whole unit is overpowered too. Bringing him back to life would be similar to giving you ability to place 11 or more units on field. 18 power at melee range is useless with 30 HP and no armor & blocking, but can mess with LW on recovery with unblockable 1 wait. And its the greatest focus breaker ever! BWs, frostys, chantys, wisps, SGs can all go away because Jesus is here! <= lol i know. 18 healing is great for saving one unit. Scout hit your cleric and he have full health and Jesus will be able to go faster than scout! So... nice try.
Actually, if played carefully, 30 HP is enough to give this unit as many attacks as he needs in the endgame. You just have to move into position before attacking, attack and move away, then heal while the opponent futilely chases you.
But that's what happens when you put God in a game. I've made that mistake a few times.
warkiller
03-13-2007, 03:06 PM
This isn't even a good troll unit.
Haven't I taught you people anything?
That tauren (any class) suck QQ and that undead locks own :D?
Double his damage, combine his two attacks and make him worth forty units.
I totally agree with this statement, well said scb :D
celdem2
03-13-2007, 04:49 PM
This isn't even a good troll unit.
Haven't I taught you people anything?
obviously you haven't :) but it's not your fault ;)
warkiller
03-14-2007, 02:46 PM
obviously you haven't :) but it's not your fault ;)
It's the person who i am quoteing right now, faults.
Vlemich
03-15-2007, 01:14 PM
come on its jesus, up all his stats by about 100, but instead of attacking, when he is killed all units who have commited sins (attacks) are killed on both sides, and all those who are pure (havent attacked) stay alive, wahhhhhh the hammer shall fall upon the evil
Shiznit
03-15-2007, 01:23 PM
Personally, I think the resurrection and the wait is the only bad trait of this idea.
Make the wait 2 turns. And no resurrection and you got yourself the new piece of TAO.
But this might offend some people. So try and brainstorm names and reasons for traits and you got a well thought balenced piece! :bigsmile:
Madars
03-15-2007, 01:35 PM
Stupid.. just like you.
Shiznit
03-15-2007, 01:42 PM
Stupid.. just like you.
Harsh Much? :confused:
Madars
03-15-2007, 01:45 PM
Harsh Much? :confused:
What? :huh: I smoke hashish if thats what you mean...
Shiznit
03-15-2007, 01:46 PM
Lol nevermind...:p
Noob...lol
18 healing? Come on, that's crazy. It's better than a cleric in every way.
warkiller
03-16-2007, 09:54 AM
Stupid.. just like you.
Tlka about being truthful, by the way taxes sucks....
18 healing? Come on, that's crazy. It's better than a cleric in every way.
Yeah, but remember this unit would be worth about 20 units...
Yeah, but remember this unit would be worth about 20 units...
I was referring to Shiznit's idea, which apparently involved it being worth 1 unit.
warkiller
03-20-2007, 07:54 PM
I was referring to Shiznit's idea, which apparently involved it being worth 1 unit.
In that way, that would be crazy...
ducky doodoo
03-20-2007, 07:58 PM
man i aint feelin dis 1 i feelin like it kinda racist against my religion no what im sayin/? ya thats all keep it real dawg
warkiller
03-20-2007, 08:03 PM
man i aint feelin dis 1 i feelin like it kinda racist against my religion no what im sayin/? ya thats all keep it real dawg
Ducky..... Please, i do not think you are "ganster" enough to be talking like you are, and we already stated that this unit should be named something else..
ducky doodoo
03-20-2007, 08:10 PM
wachoo sayin that i aint allowed to express mah self?
wachoo sayin that i aint allowed to express mah self?
He's saying you should be careful what you say. Express yourself politely, and proper English helps too. Typing like a gangsta makes a bad impression in many places, including here.
Your complaint about this unit would be legitimate if it hadn't already been said in a nicer way.
warkiller
03-21-2007, 04:59 PM
He's saying you should be careful what you say. Express yourself politely, and proper English helps too. Typing like a gangsta makes a bad impression in many places, including here.
Your complaint about this unit would be legitimate if it hadn't already been said in a nicer way.
Why thank you for speaking my mind...
ducky doodoo
03-23-2007, 04:41 PM
das wack dawg! i should go to yo crib rite now and pimp slap all yall
A chuck Norris unit would eat this unit for breakfast!
bloodreign
03-23-2007, 08:03 PM
A chuck Norris unit would eat this unit for breakfast!
No way! a Chuck Norris unit would roundhouse kick you in the head if you tried to use your cursor to select him! ;)
ChainHeart
03-23-2007, 08:39 PM
ops laggy?
ChainHeart
03-23-2007, 08:40 PM
this has GOT to be a drop unit
imagine having 5 jesuses on your team
that would be madness
TEAM JESUS FOR tHE WIN! with improved bible chucking ability
phoenixofflames
03-23-2007, 09:58 PM
I think a gold could deal with this... I mean, you just kill him last. Don't leave any apostles to slaughter you after you kill him. :p
You pretty much have to defend against him... either keep your formation secure or hit harder than he does with a rush. He'll cream any given unit in the endgame.. hey, he'll cream anything short of a pair of scouts... no wait, he'll even cream that. How do you fight that kind of healing?
Double his damage, combine his two attacks and make him worth forty units.
i teleport next to your cleric/frosty area. i punch. you hit me. i rush scout in and kil something. you go for scout. jesus is back, you die.
Or, vrs a turt, i punch everything with focus.
Match Strike
03-23-2007, 10:19 PM
Can you say "automatic draw?"
phoenixofflames
03-23-2007, 10:23 PM
Yes.
automatic draw.
do i get a cookie?
Red Mage
03-23-2007, 10:25 PM
Wasn't it that he resurected in 3 days?
AlabamaBoy
03-23-2007, 10:50 PM
*gives cookie*
Ten Jesuses.
Really? What's Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris (1000 hp)
Armor: 0
Blocking: 200
Power: 1000
Range: 2 Pyromancer Pattern
Movement: 43
Wait: 0
Two frost golems beats that easy.
Hey... Ten Jesuses would never lose. They resurrect too fast - it would be a hopeless game of whack-a-mole. :P
Cross Punisher
03-23-2007, 11:28 PM
Really? What's Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris (1000 hp)
Armor: 0
Blocking: 200
Power: 1000
Range: 2 Pyromancer Pattern
Movement: 43
Wait: 0
Two frost golems beats that easy.
Hey... Ten Jesuses would never lose. They resurrect too fast - it would be a hopeless game of whack-a-mole. :Pyou mean two frost golems draws that easily?
you mean two frost golems draws that easily?
Oh... Yes. Beating it requires about ten...
warkiller
03-26-2007, 04:38 PM
Um, i would so pay payperview to watch jesus fight chuck norris
AlexB
03-26-2007, 04:45 PM
ok obviously this unit isnt very good, im not guna neg you but before you make another idea take some time to look at other ideas that people like
btw: some people might be offended if they wernt christian so...
bloodreign
03-26-2007, 07:23 PM
but before you make another idea take some time to look at other ideas that people like
Like 30 of my other units?
this is a joke unit! and it is not offensive in any means! except the fact i am reducing the lord and savior to a couple of 8 bit sprites!
:fire:
What about chuck norris fans? won't they get offended too?
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