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ducky doodoo
03-17-2007, 10:01 AM
ok this unit is like a giant duck and it takes up 4 spaces
Attack: Sonic quack 20 damage
recovery: 0
Blocking: 100 all sides
hp: 69
Movment: anywere, it flys over units

when its helth is below 69 it can do its engibaby attack you do this by clicking and holding the square it sits on. this does 69 damage to all units withing 7 squars of it.

To balace it out i decided that its engibaby attack can only be done 6 times per game

hope yall like it

Shamus
03-17-2007, 10:03 AM
Gah! I forgot your other account.

ducky doodoo
03-17-2007, 10:23 AM
this is the only account i have because my parents wouldnt let me make another account because they said there might be a rapist on these forums that culd hax my computer and find out were i live then come to my house and rape me and they said that would be a bad thing

Morning Star
03-17-2007, 10:40 AM
man the forums were getting a little lonely...I was wondering when doodoo here would show up again.

steve12
03-17-2007, 11:19 AM
Overpowered unit, I'll say no more.
Wecome back, though...

scb
03-17-2007, 11:25 AM
this is the only account i have because my parents wouldnt let me make another account because they said there might be a rapist on these forums that culd hax my computer and find out were i live then come to my house and rape me and they said that would be a bad thing

Hey, now I know you're female. I think... I guess I'm not quite sure.

Did your ban expire or something? Anyhow, if I remember correctly, this is better than the other units you posted, so you're improving. Just make the stats lower, keep the movement less than the poison wisp's and don't let it hit for more than 24 (30 max, but 24 for most units). Anything over 30 must be very hard to do, like the assassin bomb. And maybe you shouldn't add special attacks for a while at all.

This unit without the special attack and with a movement of 2 teleport might be balanced - oh but take off the all side bit unless the unit is a ward, in which case it can't move.

I get the impression that you're trying to figure this out but you're rather a slow learner. Do you play the game?

Cross Punisher
03-17-2007, 11:46 AM
scb what are you doing? You think he's actually trying?

scb
03-17-2007, 12:15 PM
It's possible. If he has any interest in doing well, I'd like to give him a few more chances.

ducky doodoo
03-17-2007, 12:16 PM
i do have interest in doing good but for some reason no one likes my units

scb
03-17-2007, 12:33 PM
In this case, you made the unit too powerful, and you left out the attack range. How far can the duck shoot?

I suggest making more ordinary units until you get the hang of balancing them. Before you post any unit, make sure other units already in the game (besides the dragon) are just as good. Avoid making these mighty giants.

Oh, and put all your units on this thread until you have something good enough to show the world.

ducky doodoo
03-17-2007, 12:37 PM
the duck can attack were ever it wants gosssshhhhhhhhhh

scb
03-17-2007, 01:08 PM
Oh... should have put "range: 16" then. But if it can attack anywhere, it can kill the cleric easily, then the mages and golems, break all focus... the duck by itself could beat an entire formation. I don't think you would stand a chance against it with grey units.

Which server do you play on?

Woodland
03-17-2007, 01:23 PM
this is the only account i have because my parents wouldnt let me make another account because they said there might be a rapist on these forums that culd hax my computer and find out were i live then come to my house and rape me and they said that would be a bad thing
Like everyone disagrees with all your units, I'm doing too disagree with your parents decision. I'd like too think you getting owned is a more or less good thing..

But, seriously.. If your parents think that, they're about as dumb as your King Duck.

eye
03-17-2007, 01:32 PM
oh, wow this unit made me laugh out loud..i gotta get off these forums."King Duck":lol: :rofl:

scb
03-17-2007, 01:42 PM
Like everyone disagrees with all your units, I'm doing too disagree with your parents decision. I'd like too think you getting owned is a more or less good thing..

But, seriously.. If your parents think that, they're about as dumb as your King Duck.

Right, if one account doesn't get you raped, fifteen won't do any more. We would have to hack the forum servers before we could get at your computer, and I expect these forums to be pretty secure. Just don't post anonymously on a wiki because that reveals your IP address. :p

Red Mage
03-17-2007, 01:53 PM
You remind me of Bobby from Water Boy:

My mama said - my my mama sa- my mama said - my my mama mama said.

ducky doodoo
03-17-2007, 02:44 PM
your just jealous my parents love me

HierophantNexus
03-17-2007, 02:45 PM
Ducky Doodoo

There are much easier ways to find a kid to rape and you get to check out the kid first to see if you like him or her.

Maybe your parents are part of the angry mob that keeps calling for more and more ineffective legislation to fail at protecting them from the things their ignorance causes them to fear.

The Duck King is bad.

The Coder
03-17-2007, 07:06 PM
Ducky, You sexy stud. You're bacK!

Red Mage
03-17-2007, 09:37 PM
Ducky, You sexy stud. You're bacK!
I followed your link and I deleted the file before it shut down.

Shamus
03-17-2007, 10:14 PM
this is the only account i have because my parents wouldnt let me make another account because they said there might be a rapist on these forums that culd hax my computer and find out were i live then come to my house and rape me and they said that would be a bad thingNo seriously. Your other account was something with "tits" in it, wasn't it?

celdem2
03-18-2007, 09:05 AM
Speechless.. but i like the duck idea! a little... lol :p

celdem2
03-18-2007, 09:05 AM
try to try to try next time though :)




Double post >.<

Shamus
03-18-2007, 09:13 AM
Oh, I know! You're tid bits.

Woodland
03-18-2007, 09:38 AM
your just jealous my parents love me
You think they do, but they don't.

Hellblazer
03-18-2007, 01:05 PM
What?! Wait....What happened to the ban? We're not safe anymore!!!!! RUN!