Doomsday Preaching Tree Hugging Crack Pots Who Get Out Of Line Anonymous.

[xerent]

If you're feeling like a spiritual rebel without a cause, you might be suffering from DPTHCP syndrome. DPTHCP affects people of all ages and race. While this is a serious illness that can be fatal if untreated, it is important to know that there is help!

Are you suffering from delusions of grandeur?

Are those pesky Blasphemers plaguing your every-day activites?

Do you go by the username EmelGreenLeafer?

If you answered yes to any of these questions. You may be suffering from DPTHCP syndrome.

This highly contagious epidemic can be properly treated with this fast-acting custom built 12-step process. Following these instructions carefully and completely typically results in a 98% recovery rate.

1 - Stop.

Use of a support group greatly enhances chance of success. For best results, arm all your friends with spray bottles and water guns, which should be used to counteract any repeat performances of DPTHCP syndrome.

Post your success stories and testomonials here for all to share! There is hope!

[dirka dirka]

I said that to iceman though.. not EGL. If I recall correctly.

[xerent]

Oh, really?

Huh.

EGL just stuck out as a cookie-cutter DPTHCP'er though. I like him.

[dirka dirka]

Just so we can establish this right here and right now. I'm confused.

[endless]

Xer... i love you...

[Hugh Junit]

I thought getting a haircut was the first step toward recovery??

[Ignition]

I'm confused.
Quote of the da-... EVER!

Sigifyed.

[pils]

I thought getting a haircut was the first step toward recovery??

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tactics Genesis saved me from DPTHCP!
I don't know where I would be without it.

[scb]

You let off the WGOOL at the end... it's DPTHCPWGOOL. I love long acronyms. :P

[Red Mage]

Xer... i love you...
Who doesn't?

[sayter]

I like cheese.

This undisputed fact has been brought to you by Sega. And the Man in the Yellow Hat.

[uniquinous]

I used to be a southerner. then I followed xerent's 1 step program. By time I got to the last step, I was cured! :)

while the south died for my sins and was reincarcerated into the union, I now accept bush as my savior and the one true way.

>.>

[Shiznit]

Bush should die... :dry:

Can Somone Assassonate him for me? :ninja:

[Lonely Tylenol]

Yeah. Let's kill Bush! That way, we can all be ruled under Cheney! :)

[Zander]

not a chance in hell of bush being asassinated while he's in the presidents office.

then cheney'd be our president:eek:
dot dot dot

[uniquinous]

if bush and cheney died - we'd have a female president :)

[Thargor]

I think about that every so often, but I try not to as it leads me on the path to the dark side....

On a related side note, my brother once almost ran over Jesse Helms. Mr. Helms stepped out into the road without looking both ways on his way to Church.

[uniquinous]

I think getting run over on your way to church is a sign that you're in the wrong religion. :p

[Anarchy_United]

I followed these steps once.