Pimp Master G

[Tugnus]

Pimp Master G comes from the depths of the ghetto, ready and prepared to Pimp Slap any of you ho's back into shape. This warrior, who has mastered only the most elite of fighting styles, struts along in his lime green pimp suit and bling bling while wielding his Pimp Cane.

Name: Pimp Master G
HP: 45
Armor: 12
Power: 20
Range: 1
Block: 30% front, 15% side
Movement: 4
Wait: 2

Attack: He brings down punishment from above with his Pimp hand to your face.

Special Ablility: After being attacked, Pimp Master G becomes extremely angry. Upon blocking, he will then bring down the full force of the Pimp Gods with his Pimp Cane to deal an extra damage of 10 (The blocking of the other unit is divided in half. ex: If normal frontal blocking percentage of the unit is 80%, the attack has a 40% of hitting). The 10 damage is uneffected by armor. Blocking perecentages will not change.

Second Special Ablitity: Because of the Pimp Master G's special pimping skills, when attacking female units (like the DMW, Assassin, and Enchantress) the next turn is followed by the unit you just attacked with you in control of the unit. Control of the unit goes back to the original owner after the turn ends with no wait limit.

Female units special ability effects:
DMW
Assassin
Enchantress
Wisp
Furgon
Scout (He walks like a woman)

[KBHoleN1]

He walks like a woman, ROFL.

[Shadowkill]

Ehh i guess you cannot make a unit meaned specially against some other units. I know that witch kills cleric, scout hurts mages, but they have the same attack effect on all units. Remove the scond special ability. And is weak when attacking - 17 damage sounds a bit useless then wait 2 turns, so even if hes attacked he cannot use his special. He will die unless supported with 2 clerics, and thats not worth 17 damage.

[Tugnus]

I had looked it over before your post and had already changed it to 20. Also if you didnt notice, this isnt that serious. I got bored, did put some thought into it, but its still just a joke.

[Unforgottner]

Lol, I would use a Pimp Master G, fo' sho'

[KBHoleN1]

I had looked it over before your post and had already changed it to 20. Also if you didnt notice, this isnt that serious. I got bored, did put some thought into it, but its still just a joke.

And yet, your joke unit is more serious than half of the real units people post. Tis a sad, sad world.

Good job, btw.

[Shadowkill]

Ok, i agree its a joke. But i just wanted to comment it. And yes, it was more serious than all that noobish unit out there.

[Shiznit]

Female units special ability effects:
Scout (He walks like a woman)

:lol: ROMFFL!!!! :lol:

[HierophantNexus]

I was fooled :)

[ChainHeart]

big pimpin