Chris Furley Memorial Thread

[EmelGreenLeafer]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4832/myidolph2.png

Dude, i miss him so much.

He was not only a great comedian, but an awesome, funny actor as well.
When adam sandler didn't make me laugh, chris farley was there. When i came from school, his saturday night live DVD's made me feel special. He was always there to fill me with laughter, and make me feel good about myself. Chris, you are my idol.

R.I.P.

[inked]

Chris FUrley?

[meat.eater]

You know he died like 15 years ago, right?

Farley*

[EmelGreenLeafer]

10, december 1997.

[Dark Flipper]

I miss the guy too. He died of a massive heart attack.

<.<

[inked]

He spent his last day primarily with a hooker named Heidi. Seems he was really into hookers. Heidi was hired for Farley by a friend for $2,000 (yeah right...a friend. wink! wink!) She joined Farley at a party in Lincoln Park (in Chicago) at 11am. There were drugs going around. Later that day, Heidi took Farley back to her apartment – where they continued to smoke crack and snort heroin. Chris claimed he’d been up for 4 days, without sleep. They tried to have sex, but Chris couldn’t (giggle). Cut to 11pm – Chris and Heidi were back at his apartment in the Hancock building. She was getting pissed off because she wanted to get paid, and Chris claimed that the friend was supposed to pay her. They supposedly tried sex again, unsuccessfully, and finally at 3am she decided to take off. Farley was clearly inebriated, and as she was leaving his apartment, he collapsed about 10 feet from the door. Heidi claimed she could hear that he was having difficulty breathing. He said to her, "Don't leave me." Figuring he had finally passed out, she snapped a photograph of him lying there and then left.

Not much of a role model. :/

[The Cheat]

Ya....never found him funny.

[Worker]

Ya....never found him funny.Oh come on, hes holding a broom and a mop, thats funny.

[KBHoleN1]

I think every thread that EGL makes should be titled "Why I'm a moron part __"

You couldn't even spell his name right moron. Not to mention the utter pointlessness of this thread. But why should we expect any different at this point. Instead of getting better as a poster and maturing as a person, you seem to be stuck in a rut of noobishness. Try harder.

[Rico Suave]

I miss the guy too. He died of a massive heart attack.

<.<

He did not die of a heart attack. He OD'd..

[Worker]

He did not die of a heart attack. He OD'd..He had a heart attack as a result of over dosing... :dry:

[inked]

It was his only way out of not paying the hooker. I guess in the end he really did screw her.

ha.
haha.
I am the awesome.

[KBHoleN1]

If you hadn't called yourself the awesome, I think I'd laugh. Too bad, it was quite funny :p

[inked]

I am the awesome wasn't a joke. I am the awesome.

[EmelGreenLeafer]

He had sex with hookers, he died like a man then ^_^ he's my idol

[KBHoleN1]

You is the suck, that's what you is.

He had sex with hookers, he died like a man then ^_^ he's my idol
No, once again your stupidity shines through. He tried twice, and was unable to. Pathetic for someone with such an ability to make people laugh. What a waste of a life. You shouldn't celebrate it, you should mourn it.

[EmelGreenLeafer]

I think every thread that EGL makes should be titled "Why I'm a moron part __"

You couldn't even spell his name right moron. Not to mention the utter pointlessness of this thread. But why should we expect any different at this point. Instead of getting better as a poster and maturing as a person, you seem to be stuck in a rut of noobishness. Try harder.

I placed a U where the A was suppost to be, good reason to flame. Your the biggest idiot on these forums, do you not have anything better to do but to try to make people feel less than you? Get a life bitch.

[Worker]

He had sex with hookers, he died like a man then ^_^ he's my idolI thought I was your idol.

[KBHoleN1]

I placed a U where the A was suppost to be, good reason to flame. Your the biggest idiot on these forums, do you not have anything better to do but to try to make people feel less than you? Get a life bitch.
Did you neglect the other reasons I flamed you for?

Namely the latest, where you saw inked's post, read the word hooker, and thought "OMG! Chris Farley was the greatest!" Grow a brain, how about it?

[inked]

You is the suck, that's what you is.

At least my suck could get Mr. FUrley off, which makes me a more awesome than the hooker. A hooker that make $2000 a night is pretty awesome.

[Worker]

At least my suck could get Mr. FUrley off, which makes me a more awesome than the hooker. A hooker that make $2000 a night is pretty awesome.Almost makes you want to be a hooker right?

[Red Mage]

Beverly Hills Ninja and Tommy Boy were excellent movies and will all be remembered.

[inked]

I want to see a picture of how hot she was. I might take the industry by storm. <3

[EmelGreenLeafer]

Almost makes you want to be a hooker right?

worker and hookers = Pimp And Hoes

[Dark Flipper]

He had a heart attack as a result of over dosing... :dry:

You're Right

He did not die of a heart attack. He OD'd..

Umm.

>.>

[Shiznit]

Rico is Right.

He OD'd. I hate to say.

He was funny though. :)

[Kyir]

He had sex with hookers, he died like a man then ^_^ he's my idol

Aren't you like, super christian?

Like, fanatic?

[Worker]

Aren't you like, super christian?

Like, fanatic?Hookers and drugs come with the territory of being a fanatical christian. See Ted Haggart. ;)


And when is the next flying sphaghetti monster meeting?

[WaCk-HeAd]

Aren't you like, super christian?

Like, fanatic?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

EGL, you're such a dumbass.

Hahahahahahahaha

[Northwind]

At least my suck could get Mr. FUrley off, which makes me a more awesome than the hooker. A hooker that make $2000 a night is pretty awesome.
Hell, they must not have any quality control at that hooker agency. A $2000 a night hooker that can't even get with a bloated, drug-addled semi-funny comedian? What's up with that? (not Chris Farley! ha ha, get it?)
I mean, heck, I wish someone would pay me $2000 not to have sex with Chris Farley. I'd not have sex with him for a lot less than that.

[WaCk-HeAd]

Whore!

[Northwind]

Whore!
Awww, don't be upset Wack. I'd agree not to have sex with you for no money at all.

[Jeffery]

You called?

[Worker]

Awww, don't be upset Wack. I'd agree not to have sex with you for no money at all. wack is irresistible.

[R G]

Here's a dose of reality for ya...

If you really think about it we are all whores to some extent...We all have our price and we all do something that we probably would rather not do for money....

[inked]

not really?

[Wizzy`]

Emel, you never seem to stop pleasing with the idiotness.

[S_K_O_F]

Here's a dose of reality for ya...

If you really think about it we are all whores to some extent...We all have our price and we all do something that we probably would rather not do for money....

name your price!

[Abyssion]

I was with a hooker and was doing drugs or something. He fell to the ground and started foaming at the mouth and the hooker kicked him in the gut and left. His brother found him the next morning and we was sent to the hospital. Too bad he was already long gone...

I did a report on him.

[KBHoleN1]

Abyss, do you know how many times that has been stated in this thread? Perhaps the art of reading could be the topic of your next report?

[Abyssion]

I read the first page...didn't feel like reading the rest. Just pointing out what I know... I didn't think I was going to be posting in this thread again.

[KBHoleN1]

I read the first page...didn't feel like reading the rest. Just pointing out what I know... I didn't think I was going to be posting in this thread again.
See, this is why I get into arguments, because people tell little lies to try and cover up their incompetence. Post #6, read it ... slowly ... and try harder next time. But of course, I take things too seriously, it's too much for ask for people to just use their brains ....