the Jijubali

[ducky doodoo]

the jijubali is a uit that was born in the center of a black hole near uranus. he was born indestructable and only one thing can hurt him... his parents. his father was neptune and his mama was Venus.they made a sun cause ther life enery levels were running low so they made Jijubali. He is enormous and kind of looks like this (http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/fatchick_lingerie.jpg).

Hp: 69
attack: 32
recovery: 1
Movment: 7
blocking: its fat absorbs everything

hope ya like it

[Shamus]

Does that unit have the ability to give me buttsecks?

[ducky doodoo]

yea

[Hellblazer]

Ducky, I really want to know: why is it you choose to make our lives less enjoyable?
And no, I don't want to hear the barrage of the usual "he's an attention whore!"

[Red Mage]

You think you're funny don't you? The most asked question here should be "How do you have Positive Rep."

[Mystery)]

That is one hawt whale. ;)

[AlabamaBoy]

Wizzy` repped him.

[Cuathon]

so um, why would you want buttsecks from this unit?

[scb]

Hey, he's improving. His answer to Shamus suggested this was a spam unit, but that could be Shamus's fault for asking in the first place.

Didn't you notice the attack power is only 32 this time? Not that that's low enough...

Ducky, you still left out some stats. Specifically, you left out attack range and blocking.

Also, do you mean that this unit gets 100% ward blocking? In that case, it gets 0 movement. Otherwise, set the blocking to something normal.

32 is an amazing attack power. 69 is amazingly high health. 7 is amazing movement. When everything is amazing, the unit is overpowered, which is the most common problem with units on this forum. Just making a unit that isn't overpowered is often enough to get compliments.

Try keeping the health below 50, the power below 20 and the movement below 4. You can go above those when you know what you're doing. And quit with the background stories, since this one was terrible and you don't really have to give one at all.

[ducky doodoo]

you dont get this you are the only friends i have and i am trying as hard as i can but at skooleveryone hates me and calls me gay just cause i wanted to kiss a guy and my parents are the only people that understand me.

[Red Mage]

you dont get this you are the only friends i have and i am trying as hard as i can but at skooleveryone hates me and calls me gay just cause i wanted to kiss a guy and my parents are the only people that understand me.
You make me laugh. If you tried your best your unit would not have 32 Power, and 69 HP, and 7 movement. He is not improving, he just enjoys watching people neg him about his crap units and his crap ideas that will never even be considered to be added into the game. Go away, nobody likes you.

[ducky doodoo]

your like this fat kid in my class who thinks its really funny to insult people, quote himself, and think he has friends

[scb]

Don't you get into a flamewar, ducky. I think you should try again - on this thread. But make sure the unit is much less powerful than this one.

As for what you said about school, I don't think you really know what you're talking about, but I think there's hope for you here. Red mage, his is getting better, albeit painfully slowly - 32 power is much better than 69 power.

[Red Mage]

your like this fat kid in my class who thinks its really funny to insult people, quote himself, and think he has friends
You're like the n00b kid in my class. He needs to commit suicide to get rid off his n00bness.

[ducky doodoo]

i rest m3h case

[Angelic-Hotfox]

I laughed when I read this...I thought it was kind of funny lol

[scb]

I concede mine. :dry: Ducky, if you care at all, please do not respond to insults.

[Cross Punisher]

your like this fat kid in my class who thinks its really funny to insult people, quote himself, and think he has friends
Today 02:26 PM
wow i'd actually rep ducky if i could he's a pretty good psychiatrist, lousy unit maker as usual.

This is my favorite unit of ducky's
Wife (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26152&highlight=wife)

but uh yeah, he's still not even trying

[ducky doodoo]

im trying realy hard i dont know how you dont lilke dese cause if you had one of my units in a attle you would win and and why is that a bad thin?

I was banz0rzed after i made the wife i dunno why cause when it gets jiggy with the other units to make babbys a large bed with a canopy over pops up it so you cant see anything.

[scb]

im trying realy hard i dont know how you dont lilke dese cause if you had one of my units in a attle you would win and and why is that a bad thin?

It's bad because all units are supposed to be equally good. A game needs to be fair - giving one player a huge advantage is not good.

Do you play the game? I think it's best to play TAO if you make units for CAU, so that you understand how units work.

I was banz0rzed after i made the wife i dunno why cause when it gets jiggy with the other units to make babbys a large bed with a canopy over pops up it so you cant see anything.

I don't think it was just the wife. But the really bad thing about the wife is that there is no hint as to what the baby units actually do. Wives generally stay home while their husbands go to war, unless that wife happens to be an assassin or enchantress...