Is uniq even human?

[Ächilles]

I've seen about a dozen or so threads here questioning the mysterious being of uniquinous.

"Is uniq male or female?"

"Is uniq gay?"

"Is uniq a manly girl, or a girly man?"

Et cetra, et cetra...

Forget all that, I would much rather pose the question... is uniq even of our species??? I'm not worried about whether it's gay or not, male or female, and all that nonsense. I'm more worried about his possible deadly venom. Or the threat of his potential ability to navigate the night by sonar. Forget about sexual orientation, people. We could be seeing the beginning ov an overthrow of the human race, and you're all just sitting here, arguing over penises and vaginas.

What species is he/she/it really?

uniq, you're up to something you tricky bastard. I'm onto you. I won't let you overthrow the race of man, whatever you are!!!

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I wish I was dead.

[Wizzy`]

I wish you were dead.

[AlabamaBoy]

I've seen about a dozen or so threads here questioning the mysterious being of uniquinous.

"Is uniq male or female?"

"Is uniq gay?"

"Is uniq a manly girl, or a girly man?"

Et cetra, et cetra...

Forget all that, I would much rather pose the question... is uniq even of our species??? I'm not worried about whether it's gay or not, male or female, and all that nonsense. I'm more worried about his possible deadly venom. Or the threat of his potential ability to navigate the night by sonar. Forget about sexual orientation, people. We could be seeing the beginning ov an overthrow of the human race, and you're all just sitting here, arguing over penises and vaginas.

What species is he/she/it really?

uniq, you're up to something you tricky bastard. I'm onto you. I won't let you overthrow the race of man, whatever you are!!!


rofl

If that was smaller I would put it in my sig :')

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I wish you wished I wouldn't die.

[Deepsea]

I wish you were dead.

Oh' My.

I wish I was dead.

Ouch.


I wish you wished I wouldn't die.

Let's keep this up.


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Obviously shes human :confused:

[phoenixofflames]

your wish will come true when uniq is done with you.

EDIT: to "i wish i was dead"

[Wizzy`]

I wish you wished I wished you'd die. :mad:


Deepnub, you EDIT ruined it.

I hate you so much.

GOD I HATE YOU.



Uniq is a proto-type human.

It doesnt have a gender.

[AlabamaBoy]

Maybe uniq is from Jupiter.

[Deepsea]

I wish you wished I wished you'd die. :mad:


Deepnub, you fUCAHGing ruined it.

I hate you so much.

GOD I HATE YOU.


:eek: You hate god.

[Ächilles]

Obviously shes human :confused:

I beg to differ. That's why it's so intelligent. It eats the brains BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS of others, and in turn gains intelligence.

[Wizzy`]

:eek: You hate god.

:eek: You're an idiot!


In order for that to have been me hating God...It would have said "God, I hate you." As in i'm referring to someone in my sentence...Idiot.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Deep: I wish you were dead.

Or I wish I was dead.

Just something to get away from Deep. :unsure:

[phoenixofflames]

I beg to differ. That's why it's so intelligent. It eats the brains BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS of others, and in turn gains intelligence.
__________________

well it eats the brains while you are still alive. then you are her mindless slave

[Deepsea]

I beg to differ. That's why it's so intelligent. It eats the brains BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS of others, and in turn gains intelligence.

It's Undefinding...


''It''!!! :eek:

[elimination]

uniq, you're up to something you tricky bastard. I'm onto you. I won't let you overthrow the race of man, whatever you are!!!

Ala, put this part in your banner, that;s what i'm doing!
Its so funny!:yahoo: :rofl:

[mushroom_girl]

I beg to differ. That's why it's so intelligent. It eats the brains BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS of others, and in turn gains intelligence.

Or perhaps...Uniq died and was filled with Worschester Sauce! :eek:

Of course, it would cause the same effect in the end. So I guess we're on the same page!

[AlabamaBoy]

Or perhaps...Uniq died and was filled with Worschester Sauce! :eek:

Of course, it would cause the same effect in the end. So I guess we're on the same page!

You watch south park too much. I still think uniq is a scout from Jupiter... testing the waters for invasion.

[uniquinous]

We can not be stopped!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/wonkydonkey/MarsAttacks.jpg


http://www.worth1000.com/entries/119500/119716NSVR_w.jpg


http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/03/26/att08751.jpg


http://www.wisopinion.com/blogs/uploaded_images/braveheart-753013.jpg

http://www.stupid-pictures.com/images/stupid%20pictures%20100.jpg

http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/international/photosvideos/photos/george-bush-leads-the-us-towar.jpg

[elimination]

rolf!
I can STOP YOU AND THEM!!!!!!
But I don't think I can stop the dog ;)

[AlabamaBoy]

Is that your dog?

[uniquinous]

that was actually one of the first images i came across on cuteoverload.com - i thought it was odd and posted it. I'll try to post pictures of my own puppies later.yes that was a deliberate setup

[Deepsea]

Where the hell is '' Chuck Norris '' in that post?

[elimination]

If that's uniq's dog than george Bush must be in a ALLIANCE with uniq!!!!
That dog is scarying me :(

[AlabamaBoy]

I should post one of my cat. He is very fuzzy.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

We can not be stopped!


http://www.worth1000.com/entries/119500/119716NSVR_w.jpg

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You and your dam x's!

By GOD! Too spooky!

Just look at it.

All red.

And Xy. Like. Whoa!

*packs up and leaves*

[mantis33]

I wish I was dead.

I wish you were dead.

I wish Deepsea were dead.

Uniq is a meany-butt! :p

[uniquinous]

Think about it Achilles - you could be a general when i launch the invasion.. ...

I'll need someone to beat up the swedes and australians

[Ächilles]

That's very tempting... but... NO! I will not surrender my brains to your evil institution of.. evil!

Down with you!

[phoenixofflames]

i know the weakness of the frenchies, i should be in that invasion.

ahhh she is getting into my brain..

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

Uniq, wanna get together and make a ton of babies just to spite Achilles?

He can't kill them all! :fire:

[elimination]

Think about it Achilles - you could be a general when i launch the invasion.. ...

I'll need someone to beat up the swedes and australians:shocked: :help:
Uniq, your army can't get me! I'll dodge all your guns/laser!:tomato:
me>aliens

[Hatchet Warrior]

Uni is a mole person from deep in the earths crust. Still a male though...

[uniquinous]

Sorry Ach, i dont like you for your brains - i want you for your muscles and boyish good looks


http://www.nintendo-lan.de/uploads/RTEmagicC_metroid.jpg.jpg
All your morph ballz R belong to me

[phoenixofflames]

what about me?! i have the brains to defeat frenchies! guys i'm pretending to give in to the brainwashing but i am a spy and gonna take uniq down!

[dirka dirka]

Better question: Is uniq even uniq? Does he exist?

[Hoolwath]

I like the original question more, actually.

It is not better.

:cool:

[dirka dirka]

I like the original question more, actually.

It is not better.

:cool:

Remember how I didn't ask for your opinion? Know how your opinion isn't correct? Isn't it funny that it I am right because Uniq does in fact cease to exist when he is not posting here. Quiet. The answers will come soon.

[Hoolwath]

It is alright, Dirks. We all make mistakes.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Now what exactly do you have against the Swedes? :(

Is it our reputation for being gargantuan?
Our prowice at hockey?
Our maintained neutrality in times of war?
Our rugged good looks?
Our government that pays for just about everything?
Or maybe its our reputation for being so well endowed...

Why do you have to go and hate Sweden? Please don't blow up Sweden Mr./Ms. Uniquinous sir/ma'am.

Australia however is another story. Sorry Aussies, you're on your own on this one

[Memnarch]

i know the weakness of the frenchies, i should be in that invasion.

ahhh she is getting into my brain..

The French? Bah!

Bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys...

[uniquinous]

The French? Bah!

Bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys...

exactly my sentiment, which is why I wouldn't bother sending any of my generals there - just ask them to surrender right away

the swedes on the other hand would try to be like "oh no we're not part of this war!" Well, ya are now! Since Achilles won't lead my army there, I'ma have to call on another general:

http://wii.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/61694/DonkeyKongMP7_qjpreviewth.jpg

http://www.pixeljoint.com/files/icons/full/donkey_kong__r116440851.gif

In their tanks:

http://www.mariokartds.co.uk/Images/Retro/fig_dk.gif

The armies of a thousand DK nations will descend upon you. Their bananas will blot out the ground!

[Memnarch]

Meh. Bombs can take care of the swedes.

[shatterstar]

uniq is a llama. beware the spit.

invade sweden on midsummer's day. they'll be too busy having sex to stop ya.

[uniquinous]

alpaca! and... WHAT?!

[Volcom]

uniquinous is actually Elivs.. fact

[dirka dirka]

It is alright, Dirks. We all make mistakes.
You're not the one to say that your mistakes are alright, though. So it isn't alright.

[_Thunder_]

So why is this thread still going?

[dirka dirka]

So why is this thread still going?

Better Question: Is this thread still going when you aren't looking, or at the moment you look at it does it update to appear that it was still going?

[_Thunder_]

Yes

[dirka dirka]

Yes

There were two questions, which brings me to a better question: Can both contradicting realities be true, in a paradoxical sense?

[AlabamaBoy]

This is my cat in sepia tone.

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/7883/oliezt0.png

[Azer]

Gasp! That green dot in the corner - Uniq is coming!

[Ächilles]

It has begun, people. I warned you, but none of you listen to me. It's army is mobilized, and it's evil will descend upon the people of Earth.

I will fight to the death, you beastly scum!

You'll never take me alive!!!

[Azer]

No! It's coming. Must res...


[]Take[]me[]to[]your[]leader[]

[uniquinous]

Montana is next - I'm sending a swarm of chupacabres.

[Hydrant]

too lazy to read the whole thread

Uniq is a duck

Ach is a spartan (seriously, we really dropped the ball on that huh?)

[Unforgottner]

Wrong. Uni is a furgon.

[Hydrant]

I wonder how many people actually know

[S3RO]

Uniq is to sexy to be human.

[Hoolwath]

You're not the one to say that your mistakes are alright, though. So it isn't alright.

I make no mistakes. So, yea.

On a side note. I did not say your mistakes are alright. I did not mean that either. I said that it is alright that you have made the mistake. I did not say the mistake was alright. I said that you do not have to feel ashamed for what have you done anymore. As is I forgive you.

Nice argument there, buddy.

[Mask]

I wish I was dead.

Be careful with ur wishes.

[mantis33]

Uniq is to sexy to be human.

Creepy..

[waterpolo]

*ponders* i think she's a man

[Killerdude500]

Uniq is not of our species (Homo sapiens), he/she is a Neanderthal (Homo neanderthalensis). It makes perfect sense.

[Walrus]

I beg to differ. That's why it's so intelligent. It eats the brains BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS of others, and in turn gains intelligence.

sounds like an upcoming CAU concept to me

[dirka dirka]

I make no mistakes. So, yea.

On a side note. I did not say your mistakes are alright. I did not mean that either. I said that it is alright that you have made the mistake. I did not say the mistake was alright. I said that you do not have to feel ashamed for what have you done anymore. As is I forgive you.

Nice argument there, buddy.

I know what you said. That isn't how I twisted it though. You made the mistake, not me.

[uniquinous]

Hetero Sapien
Homo Superi0r

[Killerdude500]

See, he doth not deny the fact he is a Neanderthal.

[KickAssPlaya]

Hetero Sapien
Homo Superi0r

You are just a nub. :)

~KAP