Cracked Spine

[Deepsea]

Yesterday I went to my friends house, so we began to skateboard, I went to attempt a double verial kickflip but Imessed up and fell straight on my back. I then went home and told my mom that I was not feeling good,I told her that I fell off my skateboard. So she took me to the Emergenacy Room and I went to get x-rays. It showed that I just had a bruse, but today I geta phone call from ''ER'' and they say I did have a cracked spine. I'm nervous as hell what should I do? I already missed 1 day of school.

[Red Mage]

I missed 24 days of school. But I would suggest enjoying your vacation and take some pain killers.

[Jeffery]

Yesterday I went to my friends house, so we began to skateboard, I went to attempt a double verial kickflip but Imessed up and fell straight on my back. I then went home and told my mom that I was not feeling good,I told her that I fell off my skateboard. So she took me to the Emergenacy Room and I went to get x-rays. It showed that I just had a bruse, but today I geta phone call from ''ER'' and they say I did have a cracked spine. I'm nervous as hell what should I do? I already missed 1 day of school.
There is not much really to do. They might put you in a back wrap or brace if it is severe enough, but most likely they will simply give you some drugs and tell you to take it easy.

[Deepsea]

I may go back to ER, and see what they suggest. But man this is horrible, if I fall on my back hard like that one more time, I could be paralyzed.

[Red Mage]

I may go back to ER, and see what they suggest. But man this is horrible, if I fall on my back hard like that one more time, I could be paralyzed.
Nah.

[Jeffery]

I may go back to ER, and see what they suggest. But man this is horrible, if I fall on my back hard like that one more time, I could be paralyzed.
You could have been paralyzed the first time.

My suggestion is screw the ER, go see a real doctor.

[Deepsea]

I already have my own doctor, I should go like right now and see what they suggest. I'm quite nervous right now after I found out this news.

[Jeffery]

Go to the ER and get the X-rays sent to the Doctor first. Then simply schedule an appointment.

[Wizzy`]

Anyone else smell bullshit?

[Jeffery]

Anyone else smell bullshit?
Well, I smell something, but I wasn;t near any bulls today... Maybe that is dogshit?

[Red Mage]

Well, I smell something, but I wasn;t near any bulls today... Maybe that is dogshit?
It's probably my boots. They give me +2 Evasion, but they are huge.

[Wizzy`]

Well, I smell something, but I wasn;t near any bulls today... Maybe that is dogshit?


Maybe Deepsea stepped in it.



sorry to flame deepsea everytime I have a chance, but come on..hes been posting all day..since 12:44 PM..

And last night, his last post was 08:49 PM

now, unless he went to his friends house at like 9:00 to go skateboarding..which i doubt cause he's like 11 and his mom probably wouldn't let him out..o_O

[Jeffery]

Maybe Deepsea stepped in it.



sorry to flame deepsea everytime I have a chance, but come on..hes been posting all day..since 12:44 PM..

And last night, his last post was 08:49 PM

now, unless he went to his friends house at like 9:00 to go skateboarding..which i doubt cause he's like 11 and his mom probably wouldn't let him out..o_O
He did say he did that yesterday....

[Hatchet Warrior]

Maybe he did it before he came onto the forums yesturday?

[Red Mage]

Maybe his back is seperated from his body?

[Deepsea]

Around 6:00 pm is when I fell. I went home and went on the computer for about 1 hour, then went to the hospital around 8:30 pm. I got out of there at 12:30 am...I didn't go to school today, so I came on here at 11 am.

[Anarchy_United]

I'm nervous as hell what should I do?
Don't to tricks unless you are sure you can do them?

[Deepsea]

Don't to tricks unless you are sure you can do them?

I was motivated, I was listening to my danm Ipod I fealt like doing something cool, but what happens, I fall straight on my back and cracked my spine.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Don't to tricks unless you are sure you can do them?

The only way to learn the trick is by trying it -_-

[dirka dirka]

1. If you "cracked" your spine, which if you had gone to the ER you wouldn't be saying because you would know which vertebrae ect, you wouldn't have went home and told your mom. You would have curled up into a ball and cried until the ambulance got there.
2. The ER could not release you if anything was wrong with your spine. The doctor that signed off on the release would loose their license. I don't care if they thought it was a bruise, you show up with a huge black and blue mark on your spine they know something is wrong.
3. The term you were looking for was double varial flip, not double verial kickflip. There is no chance you landed on your back when attempting this. If anything, you would roll your ankle and/or land on your nose. So either, you suck, you don't know your tricks, or you're lying (which #1 & 2 support).

Now, I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just pointing out the flaws in this sci-fi story.

[Red Mage]

1. If you "cracked" your spine, which if you had gone to the ER you wouldn't be saying because you would know which vertebrae ect, you wouldn't have went home and told your mom. You would have curled up into a ball and cried until the ambulance got there.
2. The ER could not release you if anything was wrong with your spine. The doctor that signed off on the release would loose their license. I don't care if they thought it was a bruise, you show up with a huge black and blue mark on your spine they know something is wrong.
3. The term you were looking for was double varial flip, not double verial kickflip. There is no chance you landed on your back when attempting this. If anything, you would roll your ankle and/or land on your nose. So either, you suck, you don't know your tricks, or you're lying (which #1 & 2 support).

Now, I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just pointing out the flaws in this sci-fi story.
Wow, I idol you. Are you a lawyer?

[dirka dirka]

Wow, I idol you. Are you a lawyer?

I'm an 18 year old kid with 2 brain cells to my name. :bigsmile:

[Deepsea]

1. If you "cracked" your spine, which if you had gone to the ER you wouldn't be saying because you would know which vertebrae ect, you wouldn't have went home and told your mom. You would have curled up into a ball and cried until the ambulance got there.
2. The ER could not release you if anything was wrong with your spine. The doctor that signed off on the release would loose their license. I don't care if they thought it was a bruise, you show up with a huge black and blue mark on your spine they know something is wrong.
3. The term you were looking for was double varial flip, not double verial kickflip. There is no chance you landed on your back when attempting this. If anything, you would roll your ankle and/or land on your nose. So either, you suck, you don't know your tricks, or you're lying (which #1 & 2 support).

Now, I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just pointing out the flaws in this sci-fi story.

Sci-Fi stories are fakes.

Also when I did go to ER,I was not in pain, my friend got 3 of his ribs busted was he crying, No. He didn't feel hardly anything. Also the right term for a skateboarding trick is called. A Double Verial Kickflip not a Double Verial, i'vew been skateboarding for 7 years, I think I know the moves by now. The doctor said that I had a bruse on my spinal area, but then today someone from ER calls my house phone and says I have a crack in my spine. What I'm currently doing is, I put a t-shirt on and then put a pillow between my back so the pain won't hurt so bad.


I don't give a shit if you don't believe me dirka. You're an ass trying to make up some lies. I don't care anymore screw this thread I'll believe myself.

[~X~X~X~]

The worst thing that's ever happened to me while skateboarding, I was goin really fast and got into a tre-flip position, and I flipped it and it did what it was supposed to, but the problem was I was about to land it, and one of my feet missed the board and it twisted back and i broke my ankle...Actually..There's two things.....Here's number two...Ok..So my friend Eban has a skatepark in his garage and me and 3 of my friends were just chillin and stuff, until Eban said.."Austin, go down the quarter pipe and go up my other one until you're about 5 feet in the air and do a triple kickflip"..Well, knowing me, I was down to do it...I went up to his quarter pipe, thought to myself, I have to do this..So..I dropped in and started pushing...So I get to the other ramp, get about 5-6 feet in the air, went for the triple, spun it once, twice, three times and came down....Right as I was about to land it, my board fell out from under my feet and I fell and my leg got a huge gash from my skateboard...So I had to go to the ER and all that...It sucked..

[dirka dirka]

Sci-Fi stories are fakes.
Are you saying your story is fake?

Also when I did go to ER,I was not in pain, my friend got 3 of his ribs busted was he crying, No. He didn't feel hardly anything.
The drug you're looking to name is oxycodone, because without it there is no chance you didn't feel pain with cracked vertebrae. You pick, you're a drug addict or a liar.

Also the right term for a skateboarding trick is called. A Double Verial Kickflip not a Double Verial, i'vew been skateboarding for 7 years, I think I know the moves by now.
Evidently not. The term is a double varial flip. Reference: Double Varial Flip (http://www.skateboard-city.com/double-varialflip.php)
You might call it that for short, although that isn't shorter, but there is actually no varial kickflip. Anyway, a varial includes the kickflip, it is redundant calling it a varial kickflip. That is like saying that you did a double 360 instead of a 720.

The doctor said that I had a bruse on my spinal area, but then today someone from ER calls my house phone and says I have a crack in my spine. What I'm currently doing is, I put a t-shirt on and then put a pillow between my back so the pain won't hurt so bad.
Bullshit. You don't walk around with a cracked spine. Even if they had made the mistake of releasing you yesterday, they would have sent an ambulance to pick you up today.

I don't give a shit if you don't believe me dirka. You're an ass trying to make up some lies. I don't care anymore screw this thread I'll believe myself.
I've skated since I could breathe and I've seen spinal injuries happen. You're a liar.

[mushroom_girl]

I missed a month of school because I was sick. Luckily, it was considered a chronic illness so I didn't fail this year! When I got back, it was a killer though.

My advice would be to kick back, relax, get a doctor's note and enjoy your little break. The only thing you need to worry about is making up the schoolwork. But which is more important? Your spine or your workload. Take the lazy way out.

I've never seen a spinal injury, but I've seen my friend get his teeth pushed up into his skull while he was skateboarding. He could still walk around, but it's probably not the same thing since teeth aren't vital for walking. ;)

[Deepsea]

The Bullshit must be true, Imust say it's cracked not broken, it could be very small or big, I never got to see my own x-rays. You may think this thread is a bunch of bullshit but it's not, there's no reson why I would make such a thread for no reson. If you think i'm bullshitting then think that, I'm not in the best mood for an arguement right now, Dirka.


Also Dirka i'm sorry that you're god and you know everything. I most listen to you instead of the doctors.

I missed a month of school because I was sick. Luckily, it was considered a chronic illness so I didn't fail this year! :happy:

My advice would be to kick back, relax, get a doctor's note and enjoy your little break. The only thing you need to worry about is making up the schoolwork. But which is more important? Your spine or your workload. Take the lazy way out.

I've never seen a spinal injury, but I've seen my friend get his teeth pushed up into his skull while he was skateboarding. He could still walk around though, but it's probably not the same thing since teeth aren't vital for walking. ;)


I never visted my real doctor yet. Like I said, I currently have a pillow on my spine, so it dosn't hurt that bad, it feels likea big bruse.

[Jeffery]

Bullshit. You don't walk around with a cracked spine. Even if they had made the mistake of releasing you yesterday, they would have sent an ambulance to pick you up today.


I would object to this, as I could and did walk fine with mine. A hairline fracture (which is still considered cracked) doesn;t impair movement, and can actually be "pain free" for a while.

And oxycodone is da bamb however.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I never got to see my own x-rays.

Ah... The cherry on top.

Bullshit download is 100% complete.

[dirka dirka]

The Bullshit must be true, Imust say it's cracked not broken, it could be very small or big, I never got to see my own x-rays.
Doesn't matter. A crack turns into a slipped disk turns into you being paralyzed. That isn't an injury to take lightly.

You may think this thread is a bunch of bullshit but it's not, there's no reson why I would make such a thread for no reson. If you think i'm bullshitting then think that, I'm not in the best mood for an arguement right now, Dirka.
Logical flaw. You might include half-truths. You may be psychotic. Why you are doing it doesn't concern me.

Also Dirka i'm sorry that you're god and you know everything. I most listen to you instead of the doctors.
The doctors that let you out of the hospital with a life threatening injury? Take one wrong step, pinch a nerve ending in just the right way, and you'll go into shock then into a coma and game over.

I would object to this, as I could and did walk fine with mine. A hairline fracture (which is still considered cracked) doesn;t impair movement, and can actually be "pain free" for a while.

And oxycodone is da bamb however.
I won't disagree. I'll just say that if he injured it skateboarding, has a bruise, it most likely isn't the pain free type. Those nerve endings obviously were traumatized if he could feel something, otherwise he would have felt nothing at all.

[Deepsea]

Ah... The cherry on top.

Bullshit download is 100% complete.

I'm bullshitting then. This thread has no reson I guess.

I would object to this, as I could and did walk fine with mine. A hairline fracture (which is still considered cracked) doesn;t impair movement, and can actually be "pain free" for a while.

And oxycodone is da bamb however.

Thanks,

I got up easy, just with pain. When I fell I couldn't breath for about 15 seconds, my voice changed to the sounds the grudge makes if you ever saw that movie. It was scary. I bended down and back up to try to get a gasp from a posistion.

[dirka dirka]

I got up easy, just with pain. When I fell I couldn't breath for about 15 seconds, my voice changed to the sounds the grudge makes if you ever saw that movie. It was scary. I bended down and back up to try to get a gasp from a posistion.

Ahh, right. Curious, next, did you jump through the mirror and end up in never never land?

[Deepsea]

Ahh, right. Curious, next, did you jump through the mirror and end up in never never land?

I'm Done.


I'm a liar I guess.

[~X~X~X~]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jDphzI_ME

There actually is a trick called a Double Varial Heelflip...Check the vid


Here's one of my cousin Aron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdMvwQXIcx0

[Hatchet Warrior]

Deep, don't take more than what they say for the recomended for the oxycotton/Loratabs (believe that is correct spelling, if not shoot dirka) It'll change you forever.

[dirka dirka]

I'm Done.


I'm a liar I guess.

I, I, I. You love talking about yourself, don't you? Not that it's a bad thing, egocentrism is key to life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jDphzI_ME

There actually is a trick called a Double Varial Heelflip...Check the vid

Right, because a varial itself includes a kickflip, so if you inverted the rotation, you need a word to describe it. Hence, heelflip, since there is no longer a kickflip but actually a heelflip. Another word for it would be Double Pop-Shove-It Heelflip.

[Red Mage]

I missed a month of school because I was sick. Luckily, it was considered a chronic illness so I didn't fail this year! When I got back, it was a killer though.

My advice would be to kick back, relax, get a doctor's note and enjoy your little break. The only thing you need to worry about is making up the schoolwork. But which is more important? Your spine or your workload. Take the lazy way out.

I've never seen a spinal injury, but I've seen my friend get his teeth pushed up into his skull while he was skateboarding. He could still walk around, but it's probably not the same thing since teeth aren't vital for walking. ;)
Because I have asthma, and I had an asthma attack, and I didn't go to school, would that still be treated as an absence? Because it happened more than a few times, and I don't feel that it is right that I have to pay 150$ to go to summer school because of something I was born with (especially since my parents aren't neccasralily(sp?) rich).

[Zander]

Also when I did go to ER,I was not in pain

I got up easy, just with pain.

It's magic!:wizard:

[dirka dirka]

Because I have asthma, and I had an asthma attack, and I didn't go to school, would that still be treated as an absence? Because it happened more than a few times, and I don't feel that it is right that I have to pay 150$ to go to summer school because of something I was born with (especially since my parents aren't neccasralily(sp?) rich).

You can make classes up. It is treated as an absence. Just not an illegal one. You could request that it wouldn't be, but that is at the discretion of your school and teachers. They might want to home tutor you that day, or something of the sort.

It's magic!:wizard:
Wait? He's.. lying?

[Red Mage]

You can make classes up. It is treated as an absence. Just not an illegal one. You could request that it wouldn't be, but that is at the discretion of your school and teachers. They might want to home tutor you that day, or something of the sort.
I'm one of the smartest kids in my class, it would be stupid if that I had to be tutored.

[Jeffery]

I missed over 6 weeks of school my Sophomore year when i was hospitalized. They simply sent in all the work for me to do from there.

[~X~X~X~]

Right, because a varial itself includes a kickflip, so if you inverted the rotation, you need a word to describe it. Hence, heelflip, since there is no longer a kickflip but actually a heelflip. Another word for it would be Double Pop-Shove-It Heelflip

Yea..You're right..I actually never thought of that...

Do you skate dirka???

[Learz]

Talking about pain and breaks..... it depends on your pain tolerance.
I have a *very* high tolerance, I am impervious to large amounts of pain (but small things like pinches hurt like hell).
For example, a guy took a swing at me. Hard. And I caught his punch with my hand, which broke my middle finger. I didn't realize it was broken until 2 days later when I noticed some swelling and went to get an x-ray.
Anotehr example would be a sledding accident when I was younger, and went head first into a block of ice. Broke one of my front teeth in half. Didn't feel a thing.

Not really defending anyone, just saying my 2 cents.

I got a few more stories, too, in case that doesn't convince anyone.
:)

[dirka dirka]

Tolerance only works with actual pains cause by outside trauma. When you directly hurt a nerve and/or ending, your tolerance means very little. Mental tolerance might still play a role, but most of what I have is physical tolerance, so I think that is mostly what is generally the case.

[uniquinous]

Anyone else smell bullshit?Smells like burning rubber.. ...

most of what he said...is true.

The doctor said that I had a bruse on my spinal area, but then today someone from ER calls my house phone and says I have a crack in my spine. The three main reasons I suspect you are lying:
1) Precident: You've done nothing in this community but be an attention whore, and very specifically have tried various methods of getting people to like you, including but not limited to: a) asking if they want to be your friend, b) telling them you'll make them clan leader, c) begging, d) pretending none of your history exists, e) creating sob stories (such as about your family situation, and many others), f) sucking up, g) pretending to be other people, etc etc etc. The only thing you haven't tried is just being a decent human being. I see this as nothing more then another sad attempt, a different angle, to be liked.

2) The description of the fall: as dirka mentioned, that trick can't be screwed up in such a way as to have you land on your back. I'm not a skateboarder, in the least, but I've had my share of being forced to watch X games. You'd have to *try* and fall on your back from 99% of stunts. Furthermore, it's rather difficult to actually land flat on your back. See your head or your butt get in the way and prevent it.

3) The description of the ER visit: You see x-rays aren't like blood tests, biopsies, or bacteria cultures. The results don't come in the next day - they are immediate. As such, there'd be no reason for you to be sent home, and THEN have the ER "discover" the injury the next day. Once you leave the ER and the doctor finishes the paperwork on the case, there's no real reason to continue reviewing it.

[Deepsea]

3) The description of the ER visit: You see x-rays aren't like blood tests, biopsies, or bacteria cultures. The results don't come in the next day - they are immediate. As such, there'd be no reason for you to be sent home, and THEN have the ER "discover" the injury the next day. Once you leave the ER and the doctor finishes the paperwork on the case, there's no real reason to continue reviewing it.

Exactly, you must of misunderstood what I said. I said that they did check my x-rays and said that I was fine and there was no signs of cracks, but then the next day which is today, they call my house phone and say they did spot something, they found a crack.

[dirka dirka]

3) The description of the ER visit: You see x-rays aren't like blood tests, biopsies, or bacteria cultures. The results don't come in the next day - they are immediate. As such, there'd be no reason for you to be sent home, and THEN have the ER "discover" the injury the next day. Once you leave the ER and the doctor finishes the paperwork on the case, there's no real reason to continue reviewing it.

You little... you found something I didn't even think of.

Exactly, you must of misunderstood what I said. I said that they did check my x-rays and said that I was fine and there was no signs of cracks, but then the next day which is today, they call my house phone and say they did spot something, they found a crack.
"Once you leave the ER and the doctor finishes the paperwork on the case, there's no real reason to continue reviewing it." - Uniq

Maybe he was just looking at them for fun, right Deepsuk?

[Ächilles]

1. If you "cracked" your spine, which if you had gone to the ER you wouldn't be saying because you would know which vertebrae ect, you wouldn't have went home and told your mom. You would have curled up into a ball and cried until the ambulance got there.

If it was a small hairline fracture on the outer rim of a vertebrae, and it happened quick enough, he might have gotten away without any initial pain. But anywhere from thirty to forty five minutes later you would have cramped up or gone numb.

[dirka dirka]

If it was a small hairline fracture on the outer rim of a vertebrae, and it happened quick enough, he might have gotten away without any initial pain. But anywhere from thirty to forty five minutes later you would have cramped up or gone numb.

I don't disagree. I'm just curious on how you know that specific of detail on that potential case?

[Deepsea]

If it was a small hairline fracture on the outer rim of a vertebrae, and it happened quick enough, he might have gotten away without any initial pain. But anywhere from thirty to forty five minutes later you would have cramped up or gone numb.



I cracked the 5th bone in your spine, I forgot what it's called, I never got alook at my x-rays but if it didn't hurt that bad, it must be a very small crack.


Landing: When I did the double varial flip, I landed 2 feet on the tail, I was also on a slanted drive way. So when I hit the tail with both feet, I fell back exactly like you would when you would slip on a banner peal. I fell very fast, luckly I saved my head from hitting the ground.

[uniquinous]

Exactly, you must of misunderstood what I said. I said that they did check my x-rays and said that I was fine and there was no signs of cracks, but then the next day which is today, they call my house phone and say they did spot something, they found a crack.
Yeah they don't randomly review closed ER cases the next day for no reason. The x-ray doesn't develop better, potential fractures don't grow on the previously taken picture, etc etc. They looked, they saw nothing, there was no reason to look again a day after you left.

What this boils down to in the end is that 1) you're lying, or 2) you're an idiot posting inaccurate information and making a mountain out of a mole hill. If it was a significant injury, it wouldn't have been completely missed by the Emergency Room staff when you were there. If it's an insignificant hairline stress fracture, it doesn't matter. I ran cross country on a fractured fibia for a month.

Either way, your story doesn't add up, and yet another one of your attempts for sympathy/friendship/whatever has failed you. Sorry.

[~X~X~X~]

Wtf is a banner peel??

[uniquinous]

I fell very fast, luckly I saved my head from hitting the ground.You can't do that. If you fall very fast, enough so that the force can cause the very BONES in your back to crack, I can assure you the miniscule MUSCLES you have in your neck aren't strong enough to prevent your 8lb head from hitting as well.

[Deepsea]

You can't do that. If you fall very fast, enough so that the force can cause the very BONES in your back to crack, I can assure you the miniscule MUSCLES you have in your neck aren't strong enough to prevent your head from hitting as well.

When you skate, you get use to falling is right posistions uni.

[dirka dirka]

I cracked the 5th bone in your spine, I forgot what it's called, I never got alook at my x-rays but if it didn't hurt that bad, it must be a very small crack.
The.. 5th.. bone.. in your spine. You need to understand what a spinal cord is. Those bones are protecting a huge cord of nerves. If you so much as look at one, you are going to be effecting tons of nerve endings.

Landing: When I did the double varial flip, I landed 2 feet on the tail, I was also on a slanted drive way. So when I hit the tail with both feet, I fell back exactly like you would when you would slip on a banner peal. I fell very fast, luckly I saved my head from hitting the ground.
Luckily you saved your head from hitting the ground? I'd rather have a concussion than be paralyzed for the rest of my life.

Do this. Scan something that will prove it. Take a picture of your back. Scan the X-Ray. Scan a document related to the incident. For all I care, have your mom write you a letter and scan that.

I ran cross country on a fractured fibia for a month.
So you ran track for a month with a broken fish in your pocket? (Excuse my poor humor.)

Wtf is a banner peel??
+1;

You can't do that. If you fall very fast, enough so that the force can cause the very BONES in your back to crack, I can assure you the miniscule MUSCLES you have in your neck aren't strong enough to prevent your 8lb head from hitting as well.
Whip lash I believe is the medical term, or not so medical, that describes that.

When you skate, you get use to falling is right posistions uni.
Only a poser would say that. You can't be thinking how you're gonna fall. You gotta be thinking how you're gonna land.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I always found it hard getting used to falling posistions, consiering they don't exist.

[AlabamaBoy]

Sci-Fi stories are fakes.

Also when I did go to ER,I was not in pain, my friend got 3 of his ribs busted was he crying, No. He didn't feel hardly anything.

WHOA

Hold on just a minute. Your friend hurt himself too. So you saw him fall and get hurt (or vice versa) and yet you continue to skateboard? I was hoping you had matured. This does not seem true deep, I am sorry but it doesnt.

Oh and... um buddy? When you break your ribs you can hear them snap and the pain knocks the wind out of you. It makes it hard to breathe and your eyes water even if you are not crying.

[dirka dirka]

I always found it hard getting used to falling posistions, consiering they don't exist.

ROFL. I can see it now. All the skaters sitting around ontop of the pipe. "Okay, I'm gonna drop in and kickflip the other side. When I fall, I'm gonna hit my head on the copping and try and wack my balls with the board. Okay, I'm going."

[VAMP7]

Maybe his back is seperated from his body?

nah. we wouldn't be that lucky. His will to annoy everyone compels him to live.

[uniquinous]

When you skate, you get use to falling is right posistions uni.I don't care how much you "practice" falling, the very weak muscles in your neck don't have the strength to hold up your 8lb head if the force of the fall is great enough to crack a vertebrae. Furthermore, you don't practice hard enough if you wind up in the ER (which I still don't believe).

Whip lash I believe is the medical term, or not so medical, that describes that.whiplash is slightly different - i believe it's when you get into a car crash (or something similar), and your head gets slammed forward and then back right away (in a whip-like motion).

ROFL. I can see it now. All the skaters sitting around ontop of the pipe. "Okay, I'm gonna drop in and kickflip the other side. When I fall, I'm gonna hit my head on the copping and try and wack my balls with the board. Okay, I'm going."this actually made me L oh L

[Learz]

Tolerance only works with actual pains cause by outside trauma. When you directly hurt a nerve and/or ending, your tolerance means very little. Mental tolerance might still play a role, but most of what I have is physical tolerance, so I think that is mostly what is generally the case.

....not really. Not that I'm saying your wrong, I'm just saying that ever person is different.
I inherited my tolerance from my father, who (true story!) broke his neck once and cracked it a second time. Impossible? No. He was up and running aorund about a day after each accident. No pain. Even to this day, he's fine. Even now and then his arms will go to sleep for no reason, but he's never had any pain. Doctors say he should be dead, with a clean break in his neak, and a hairline fracture, but he's 2 rooms down from me on the computer right now.

Oh, and uni, I have had WAY worse experiances in hospitals. And even I don't come close to some of the horror stories you can find on the net. Real true F'ups.

So, again, not defending anyone, and I know Deepsea doesn't have the best truth/lie ratio on these forums, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[dirka dirka]

....not really. Not that I'm saying your wrong, I'm just saying that ever person is different.
I inherited my tolerance from my father, who (true story!) broke his neck once and cracked it a second time. Impossible? No. He was up and running aorund about a day after each accident. No pain. Even to this day, he's fine. Even now and then his arms will go to sleep for no reason, but he's never had any pain. Doctors say he should be dead, with a clean break in his neak, and a hairline fracture, but he's 2 rooms down from me on the computer right now.

I'm sorry, but pain tolerance isn't what you're referring to there. That is either drugs or something preternatural about his physiology. Pain tolerance only goes so far.

[Learz]

....not really. Not that I'm saying your wrong, I'm just saying that ever person is different.
I inherited my tolerance from my father, who (true story!) broke his neck once and cracked it a second time. Impossible? No. He was up and running aorund about a day after each accident. No pain. Even to this day, he's fine. Even now and then his arms will go to sleep for no reason, but he's never had any pain. Doctors say he should be dead, with a clean break in his neak, and a hairline fracture, but he's 2 rooms down from me on the computer right now.

Oh, and uni, I have had WAY worse experiances in hospitals. And even I don't come close to some of the horror stories you can find on the net. Real true F'ups.

So, again, not defending anyone, and I know Deepsea doesn't have the best truth/lie ratio on these forums, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.


That is either drugs or something preternatural about his physiology

No drugs. Although you may have a point with "preternatural about his physiology".
But... doesn't that extend to Deepsea as well....?

[dirka dirka]

No drugs. Although you may have a point with "preternatural about his physiology".
But... doesn't that extend to Deepsea as well....?

Potentially, but not probably.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Actually, they keep looking at the x-ray for a little while longer and have a surgent look at is as well. They don't tned to call until the next morning since thats when most surgens are around.

I've been to the ER enough times to know this :D

[dirka dirka]

Actually, they keep looking at the x-ray for a little while longer and have a surgent look at is as well. They don't tned to call until the next morning since thats when most surgens are around.

I've been to the ER enough times to know this :D

The ER has surgeons on hand.

[Red Mage]

Deeps not posting anymore because he knew we found him out.

[Unforgottner]

Or because he isnt on?

[Jeffery]

Deeps not posting anymore because he knew we found him out.
No, he's not posting because mommy made him to go bed.

[Red Mage]

Mommy also took care of his sore back. That is, if he even hurt his back.

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

*broken

Gawsh. Didn't you read the thread?

[Deepsea]

I'm sorry, but pain tolerance isn't what you're referring to there. That is either drugs or something preternatural about his physiology. Pain tolerance only goes so far.

So everyone who hurts themselfs and it dosn't really hurt, is on drugs?

[dirka dirka]

So everyone who hurts themselfs and it dosn't really hurt, is on drugs?

Almost by definition, if you do something and don't do it then something is wrong. If you hurt yourself and you don't even remotely feel the pain, then you're either on drugs or as I said have some sort of atypical physiology. Since you said that you both hurt yourself and didn't hurt yourself, as was pointed out before, you're just a liar.

[BaxVarlet]

Fall harder next time.

[dirka dirka]

Fall harder next time.

I spread too much butter in the last 24 hours, or you would be getting a rep.

[Deepsea]

Almost by definition, if you do something and don't do it then something is wrong. If you hurt yourself and you don't even remotely feel the pain, then you're either on drugs or as I said have some sort of atypical physiology. Since you said that you both hurt yourself and didn't hurt yourself, as was pointed out before, you're just a liar.

I felt it Dirka, that why I mentioned I couldn't breath for about 15 seconds, I was in sharp pain for about 15 minutes, then I felt ok.

[dirka dirka]

I felt it Dirka, that why I mentioned I couldn't breath for about 15 seconds, I was in sharp pain for about 15 minutes, then I felt ok.

Which does not coordinate in any way to a spinal injury. A spinal injury at best gets worse with time. You said you felt it originally, so it isn't an issue of pain tolerance either. Hence: you lie.

[Deepsea]

Well I never got a look at my x-rays. It may be a very small crack, the doctors didn't even notice it when I was at ER, but the next day they call me saying I have a crack. I'm '' thinking '' that is very small. But I still must be careful, when I bend down it hurts, I try my best not to bend down. I'm fine, but I got scared and over reacted when they said I had a crack in my spine today, it's probably very small.

[dirka dirka]

Well I never got a look at my x-rays. It may be a very small crack, the doctors didn't even notice it when I was at ER, but the next day they call me saying I have a crack. I'm '' thinking '' that is very small. But I still must be careful, when I bend down it hurts, I try my best not to bend down. I'm fine, but I got scared and over reacted when they said I had a crack in my spine today, it's probably very small.

I'll say it again. It doesn't matter how small the crack is. That is your spinal cord. There are BILLIONS of nerve endings in that region. If there was a crack, you wouldn't be home still, you would be at the hospital. This is the final key to your story being a lie. If there was a crack they would have made you go back to the hospital.

[Deepsea]

Listen Dirka, it must of got me some where elce, where it could crack.

[dirka dirka]

Listen Dirka, it must of got me some where elce, where it could crack.

So like.. what.. you meant to tell us that your skateboard cracked, and it came out.. spine?

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

They're one in the same!

[uniquinous]

Actually, they keep looking at the x-ray for a little while longer and have a surgent look at is as well. They don't tned to call until the next morning since thats when most surgens are around.

I've been to the ER enough times to know this :D
I guarantee you that any half-decent hospital ER has a surgeon around at 8pm. Furthermore, if it's something so hard for the interns, residents, and attendings to distinguish that night that only a specialist can pick out, they don't call and say "ZomG it's definately teh crax!". They call you in for an MRI and further testing. But the fact of the matter is, once it's reviewed and the patient leaves, there's no reasons for doctors to re-review the x-ray. Heck holding a tuning fork to the kids back would determine if there's a fracture.

At this point we've boiled it down to 1) a lie, or 2) so insignificantly small of a fracture that an ER at 8pm couldn't find it on an x-ray, no nerve damage was done, and it doesn't really matter. I'm still for the former.

[Deepsea]

Number 2 is similar to what happen, I basically needed proof before I posted this thread.

[AlabamaBoy]

A buddy of mine has to wear a spinal brace until he is 26 because of a "small fracture". Why did you post this deep?

I dont make a post every time I get a small injury.

[T3km4n]

Yesterday I went to my friends house, so we began to skateboard, I went to attempt a double verial kickflip but Imessed up and fell straight on my back. I then went home and told my mom that I was not feeling good,I told her that I fell off my skateboard. So she took me to the Emergenacy Room and I went to get x-rays. It showed that I just had a bruse, but today I geta phone call from ''ER'' and they say I did have a cracked spine. I'm nervous as hell what should I do? I already missed 1 day of school.

My suggestion is to take a video of you trying to do a double varial kickflip. Then we can all see that you really suck at skateboarding and you are trying to sound cool by saying you can even attempt this trick.

[Deepsea]

I suck so much at skatebording.

Heh.

[xerent]

Holy crap guys.

I jumped out of a 52 story window wrestling a bear covered in pudding.

Tapioca.

After breaking the fall with my forhead, I decided to punch semi's as they came at me on the interstate.

I only punched about 40 or so before that fucking bear came at me again. So I took a passing Hurst and beat his ass to shreads right there on exit 9.

Afterwards, I had a lunch of Habenero peppers and battery acid.

Then this morning I woke up falling out of an airplane. I know it wasn't a dream because this always happens. I broke the fall with my forhead again, except this time the impact was so large, it opened up a time loop, where I went back to fight nazi's.

Anyways, my foot hurts cause I stepped on it funny coming down the stairs, and my doctor says I might have herpes.

Just thought you all should know.

[Deepsea]

xer I can understand yousarcasm, and mostly everything on the internet gets dis-belief, seriously lock thisthis thread, if I lied about the whole thing.

[Learz]

I don't suppose you could get a digital camcorder and go to the hospital and talk with your doctors?
Then post the video here on the forums...?


And, I feel like posting this story. Yes, I know this doesn't represent all hospitals, and yes, it doens't mean doctors act like this either, but...

During the summer, I had a severe accident. This was the one that kept me off the computer for a few months.
So.... it's a nice day. No, it's one of those perfect days. 70+ degrees, slight breeze, cloudless blue sky, you know. So, I'm breezing through the neighborhood on my bike, going to meet with some friends at the park.
Racing along, wind in my hair, perfect weather. It's a good day.
As I turn a corner (zooming along, of course), there is a car in front of me. Some guy backing out of his driveway.
I hit the car, do a "superman" over the top, and am heading for a tree traveling a little under the sound barrier.

When I come to a few seconds later, I'm laying on the ground, blood is around, and the guy is on his cell phone with 911.
So, I';m trying to figure out whats hurt, both my arms and my head is throbbing. The paramedics show up, check me over quickly, and determine I have a slight concussion and my left arm is broken.

So they shoot me down to the hospital. Doctors take some x-rays, confire my left arm is broken, set it and put it in a cast.
Gave me some mild painkiller and told me to go home.
Next day, I'm ok. So, I'm working on some paperwork and my right arm (the one I'm writing with) is hurting. I figure its just bruised.
Few days later, it's still hurting. So I go down to the hospital. A doctor comes in, checks my right arm. "Take some more painkiller" he said. :dry:
I asked for a second opinion. Another doctor comes in and discovers that my right arm is broken.

Now, seriously, when I came in the first time, they should ahve caught that. It's like, "here's this kid who hit a car and went head first into a tree. Check him over." And all they get are 50% of my injuries. (isn't that like an... F grade?)
So, again, not defending anyone, just saying, there might be some truth here.

[Azer]

I for on, advocate keeping this thread alive, just to prove how much of an idiot Deepsea is.

And Dirka, you've just won yourself some new respect. Flaming isn't fun, but its fun to watch.

[Ächilles]

I don't disagree. I'm just curious on how you know that specific of detail on that potential case?

I have Structual Scoliosis. I'm cool with my Chiropractor, and I've learned a lot from him. I actually met him at a grappling seminar. We were rolling, and as he had trained BJJ much longer than me he cranked my neck easily a few times. I asked him to cool it because I had neck problems, then he told me to come see him and he could try to fix it (isn't that the ultimate buisness model?). So I'm on more of a friendly level since I train with him, and I've heard of stuff like this as he tells me a lot about the people he sees. If he fell fast enough, it might not have initially hurt. Kind of like if a person gets shot there is no initial pain because it's so fast and/or breaks the nerves. If this was a small enough fracture on a less important area of the spine, he might not have had any initial pain.

EDIT: Learz, doctors suck. Don't bother. Go alternative medicine every chance possible. Chiropractics do more than just backs. I go to mine for everything. Injuries, sickness, corrections, everything.

[uniquinous]

Now, seriously, when I came in the first time, they should ahve caught that. It's like, "here's this kid who hit a car and went head first into a tree. Check him over." And all they get are 50% of my injuries. (isn't that like an... F grade?)
So, again, not defending anyone, just saying, there might be some truth here.But the keypoint of your story is, they didn't call you the next day to say "oops we missed something". They found what they did that night (regardless of how imcompetant) and sent you on your way. End of.

EDIT: Learz, doctors suck. Don't bother. Go alternative medicine every chance possible. Chiropractics do more than just backs. I go to mine for everything. Injuries, sickness, corrections, everything.
meh - chiropractors can't do a lot. There are many natural methods of fighting disease, but severe infection, broken bones, etc you need antiobotics and an orthopedist for, respectively.

Anyway, I can see how he didn't feel it right away, but the late onset of his pain doesn't correspond to a changing x-ray one day later.

[Deepsea]

More like 12 hours later, we left the Hospital at 12:30 am, I went home went to bed, around 2:30 pm they called my house phone and notified to my mom that they found a crack in my spine.

[Learz]

All I'm saying is, it _could_ happen.

[HatchetKlown17]

When you skate, you get use to falling is right posistions uni.

Bit late, but I literally fell on the ground laughing...

If you're so used to falling why is your back "cracked"...

[Deepsea]

Bit late, but I literally fell on the ground laughing...

If you're so used to falling why is your back "cracked"...

Like I said I was listening to a Ipod while I was skateing, that distracted me from thinking what to do. I also fell very fast, the only thingI could do, is put my hands on the ground and try to stop my head from hitting it.

[dirka dirka]

Chiropractors, for me at least, are only a temporary fix.

Like I said I was listening to a Ipod while I was skateing, that distracted me from thinking what to do. I also fell very fast, the only thingI could do, is put my hands on the ground and try to stop my head from hitting it.
New story every 5 minutes. You said your back saved your head from hitting before, not your hands.

[HatchetKlown17]

Like I said I was listening to a Ipod while I was skateing, that distracted me from thinking what to do. I also fell very fast, the only thingI could do, is put my hands on the ground and try to stop my head from hitting it.

So you put your hands behind you, fell hard enough to break your back, but didnt break your wrists or fuck up your shoulders?

Yeah... real believable numbnuts.

[Deepsea]

No I said, I hit my back, luckly I didn't hit my head.

So you put your hands behind you, fell hard enough to break your back, but didnt break your wrists or fuck up your shoulders?

Yeah... real believable numbnuts.

I only scraped my hands.

[dirka dirka]

No I said, I hit my back, luckly I didn't hit my head.

Oh, hey.. you're dumb. That isn't what you just said, right there. You just said you used your hands to stop your head from hitting. If that is true, how are your hands? A scrape isn't gonna cut it. They are probably broken, so change that story too.

[Northwind]

For all of those people who continue to argue with Deep over whether or not he was actually injured:

What is your motivation here? What would it mean to you if you were able to "prove him wrong?" Why is it so important to you to try? Would there be any way he could actually convince you at this point? (And if the answer is "no," then why are you continuing to push the questions?)

To me, this thread says a hell of a lot more about the people responding to Deep than it says about Deep (whether he made up the story or not). A little perspective can be a good thing.

[uniquinous]

Like I said I was listening to a Ipod while I was skateing, that distracted me from thinking what to do. I also fell very fast, the only thingI could do, is put my hands on the ground and try to stop my head from hitting it.

Let's break this down. Two possibilities:
1) your hands went down below you shoulders (by your waist/butt). Now this is inconsistent with your story (unless we take it as proof that you are an asshat/butthead) as that's now where your head is.
2) Your hands went down above your shoulders, up by your head somewhere. Now this would protect your head, but it's in no way a natural reflex. You just don't see people fall and put their hands behind their head. Or rather, when you see people covering their head, the reflex is also to curl up into a ball. Even if this did happen, you would have easily broken a finger or wrist.


EDIT: northwind - entertainment value? I wanna hear how he changes the story next :)
on a different note: because i dont think the community should tolerate him - or even appear to tolerate this kind of crap, which we've seen time and time again. Let's just say all the smart people drop it, and a noob comes in and buys into it - deep just got a new customer

[dirka dirka]

For all of those people who continue to argue with Deep over whether or not he was actually injured:

What is your motivation here?

Does it really matter? Even if he isn't lying, he is the boy who cried wolf. I couldn't care less at this point. I'm using him to get better at typing, for all intensive purposes.

[Northwind]

EDIT: northwind - entertainment value? I wanna hear how he changes the story next :)
on a different note: because i dont think the community should tolerate him - or even appear to tolerate this kind of crap, which we've seen time and time again. Let's just say all the smart people drop it, and a noob comes in and buys into it - deep just got a new customer
Ahhh. Now I see. You're doing it for the benefit of US. How thoughtful of you. How self-sacrificing. And here I thought it was just an opportunity to show how you can outwit a 13 year-old. My apologies and keep up the good work.
Does it really matter? Even if he isn't lying, he is the boy who cried wolf. I couldn't care less at this point. I'm using him to get better at typing, for all intensive purposes.
Well at least you don't pretend to be protecting the community by endlessly flaming a kid over the internet. Still, are there no other ways to get better at typing? Ways that . . . um . . . don't make you look like an ass? Good luck with your typing, BTW. How many words a minute are you up to? (And you do get a style point for knowing that it's COULDN't care less. So many people get that wrong.)

[dirka dirka]

Now having read back through the slaughter, you may be right in that it has gone too far. I shouldn't expect the kid to own up. It should have ended near 40 posts. I may have gone out of my own wit with the bashing that it accentuated his role in this thread, which was truly at most only a harmless lie.

[KBHoleN1]

But harmless lies seem to be the most annoying kind. The only reason you should lie is if it serves some purpose. If you lie to cover your own ass, I can understand. If you lie to spare someone's feelings, I can understand. But to lie just to be lying, there is no point. Who gets their kicks out of making shit up? That's sheer stupidity, and when I flame Deep it's in an effort to expose this sheer stupidity and wake him up to the fact he's only hurting himself. Deep is smart enough not to do this, he's a perfectly capable individual, I have seen it on occasion. But for some twisted reason he enjoys acting like a complete moron. He has no character, no sense of morality, no sense of honor. God gave you the ability to function normally, use that gift and start acting like it.

[Azer]

For all of those people who continue to argue with Deep over whether or not he was actually injured:

What is your motivation here? What would it mean to you if you were able to "prove him wrong?" Why is it so important to you to try? Would there be any way he could actually convince you at this point? (And if the answer is "no," then why are you continuing to push the questions?)

To me, this thread says a hell of a lot more about the people responding to Deep than it says about Deep (whether he made up the story or not). A little perspective can be a good thing.

Perhaps we see our previous, younger, selves in him and collectively feel we should retroactively teach ourselves a lesson.

Otherwise, entertainment. Destruction by words and words only is an art.

[Worker]

I long for the day when deep shuts down everyone in a thread like this, by giving proof after a couple days worth of flamming.

[Learz]

a noob comes in and buys into it

I resent that.... and I'd hate to be your friend. I mean, I'd make one joke and you'd never trust me for the rest of your life.... :dry:

But, now that it appears no one is willing to give Deepsea at least the benifit of the doubt, let me ask "ye doubters" a few questions....

Have you ever had a severe (and I mean severe) injury, and no one believes you? I have.
Have you ever experianced what Deepsea has (supposedly) experianced, firsthand?
Have you ever, ever, EVER walked a mile in Deepseas shoes?

Now that you are (hopefully) thinking about those questions, I'd like to ask one more.... and I'd like ALL the arguers to answer this:

Do you agree that there is an incredibily small chance that Deepsea is telling the truth?

[Azer]

Of course. I actually believed him from the first post. But people discovered holes in his story, and instead of being incensed that no one would believe him, Deep starts to change his story. You don't CYA if theres nothing to cover.

The chance he's telling the truth is about as big as the chance I'll find $20 on my apartment floor tomorrow. Slim, but definitely not impossible.

[KBHoleN1]

Learz, I'm a firm believer in the story of the boy who cried wolf. If you had made this thread, and then changed details, I would likely still believe you, or at least believe the story wasn't a bold-faced lie. That's because of experience, you've proven yourself to be trustworthy.

If Northwind made this thread, he could have told me Tony Hawk himself tripped him while skateboarding, and I would have believed him. It's amazing to me, but he's the type of personality that you feel you could trust your life to, having never met him face-to-face.

But Deep has done nothing but give us reasons to doubt him. He lies constantly, he makes things up, he posts in a completely moronic and counterproductive fashion, often restating things that have already been proven untrue. He does this for his own enjoyment, just to get a rise out of others. He has not earned my trust in any way shape or form, therefore he has to provide evidence if he wants me to believe anything he posts. I am not normally a skeptic, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. But history tells us that Deep is lying, and his past is not one that can be overlooked. It's not through malice that I disbelieve, it is through simple common sense.

[dirka dirka]

I long for the day when deep shuts down everyone in a thread like this, by giving proof after a couple days worth of flamming.

Here is your key flaw in having posted that. Our argument that he is lying is based on the boy who cried wolf scenario. Our arguments against his little story are based on the story, wherein nobody blatantly called him a liar on those elements, but rather pointed out how unlikely they were. If he posts proof, as I asked for, he only proves his unlikely story, not that he isn't a liar.

But harmless lies seem to be the most annoying kind. Post truncated.

A lie, regardless of motive, though is still a lie. We shouldn't let liars bother us.

Have you ever had a severe (and I mean severe) injury, and no one believes you? I have.
Nope. People know when I am serious.

Have you ever experianced what Deepsea has (supposedly) experianced, firsthand?
Yes.

Have you ever, ever, EVER walked a mile in Deepseas shoes?
No.

Now the question for you: Does any of that really matter?

Learz, I'm a firm believer in the story of the boy who cried wolf. If you had made this thread, and then changed details, I would likely still believe you, or at least believe the story wasn't a bold-faced lie. That's because of experience, you've proven yourself to be trustworthy.

This is exactly true, but also where the thread should have ended 100 posts back.

[uniquinous]

Ahhh. Now I see. You're doing it for the benefit of US. How thoughtful of you. How self-sacrificing. And here I thought it was just an opportunity to show how you can outwit a 13 year-old. My apologies and keep up the good work.
:rolleyes: overexaguration doesn't change anything here. In fact, I can turn your own argument around on you and ask why you are trying to flame me for something? Are you being self-sacrifing to help the community? :rolleyes:

You're calling me out on calling someone else out?

Here's the thing tho, back when I was more involved with our Buddy Deep in game, I heard stories like this daily. "My mom hates me", "my parents are divorced and i'm all lone", "i'm a cripple midget with $2 and a shiny rock". Do you know where it usually went from there? First to "will you be my friend?" and then to "can I have your password?"

His past clearly shows his "little lies" turn out to be larger problems. Now in the past I used to set him straight in game, and prevent the noobs from actually giving him more passwords. Would you have stopped me then on the same grounds?

[kegsworth]

For the love of everything proper, just let it go.

Ya'll are such pansies. :dry:

[Jeffery]

Have you ever had a severe (and I mean severe) injury, and no one believes you? I have.
When I have had a severe injury, I am incapable of moving myself, hence there is NO doubt.
Have you ever experianced what Deepsea has (supposedly) experianced, firsthand?
Yes, as explained earlier I have cracked my back before.
Have you ever, ever, EVER walked a mile in Deepseas shoes?
Have I ever been an lying attention seeking dumbass? Yes. And I grew out of it because people around me pointed out how useless it is to be one.

Now that you are (hopefully) thinking about those questions, I'd like to ask one more.... and I'd like ALL the arguers to answer this:

Do you agree that there is an incredibily small chance that Deepsea is telling the truth?
No. None at all. Deep has come here running to tell EVERY story of any ezciting thing that ever happened to him within the first few posts of being here. And yet he skipped saying anything about wiping out skate boarding and going to the hospital on the day it happened. Why? Because that by itself is not an interesting story. Sure, he may have actually fallen while attemting to skate. Sure he may have even gone to the hospital.
But there is no way he went, was released from the ER, then THE NEXT DAY had them recheck his X-rays and go "Oh daMn!@ Call this boy quick Tonto!" Been to the hospital quite a few times. Been X-rayed enough so I could glow in the dark. And never once did they recheck an x-ray.

Hope that answers your wonders.

[uniquinous]

tonto!? :confused:

[Jeffery]

tonto!? :confused:
You never watched teh Lone Range Doctor as a kid????

[uniquinous]

what the crap is a kid?!

[Jeffery]

what the crap is a kid?!
Your Larval form dummy.

[uniquinous]

you mean those things I eat for snacks in the afternoon after my juicebox? .. ...oh that makes sense.. ...

[Azer]

The alien strikes again.

[Red Mage]

Deep, just tell us the truth for once. Did you crack your back in anyway?

[Deepsea]

Yes, I did.

[pils]

Bullshit... i don't believe you

No one cracks their spine trying to varial....
Maybe a broken ankle, or a broken collar bone from falling wrong. But you could not crack your spine.

Unless you fell on your board, which you failed to mention... But i have fallen off 4-6 foot ledges straight onto my back... Only thing i got was a few bruises.

[Deepsea]

Bullshit... i don't believe you

No one cracks their spine trying to varial....
Maybe a broken ankle, or a broken arm from falling. But you could not crack your spine.

Unless you fell on your board, which you failed to mention... But i have fallen off 4-6 foot ledges onto my back... Only thing i got was a few bruises.

Who Cares?



Who Cares about this thread anyway, i'm staying away from skateboarding for about 2 weeks, so my fractured spine bone can heel up.

[Learz]

I stand corrected.

Yeah, I knew Deep way back when he showed up on army with his gold. Got to know him as a moron back then, too.
But people tend to come around, and I was thinking that after about a year, he wouldn't be joking about snapping his back.
And, in all fairness, I'm not 100% convinced either way.

Like I said, I'm not defending him, I'm just pointing out that there could be a grain (a very small grain) of truth to his story.
But, I think I'll unsubscribe to this thread at let it go on its merry way.

Oh, and if none of you people want to put up with this, now you know why God made an ignore list.

[Red Mage]

I stand corrected.

Yeah, I knew Deep way back when he showed up on army with his gold. Got to know him as a moron back then, too.
But people tend to come around, and I was thinking that after about a year, he wouldn't be joking about snapping his back.
And, in all fairness, I'm not 100% convinced either way.

Like I said, I'm not defending him, I'm just pointing out that there could be a grain (a very small grain) of truth to his story.
But, I think I'll unsubscribe to this thread at let it go on its merry way.

Oh, and if none of you people want to put up with this, now you know why God made an ignore list.
He may have hurt his back in some way, but I agree with everyone else, if you cracked your spine (even if it is the smallest crack), you wouldn't be able to go skateboarding in 2 weeks.

[pils]

Uhh.. you also wouldn't be able to move. Let alone go on an online forum.
I have a feeling that if he *did* "crack" his spine hes just exaggerating... because by posting about it hes just contradicting the seriousness of the matter.

[AlabamaBoy]

It takes more than two weeks to heal.

[Red Mage]

It takes more than two weeks to heal.
Of course it would, but his spine isn't cracked. If it was, he'd be in the hospital.

[Deepsea]

It takes more than two weeks to heal.

Well, I never went to see my real doctor yet. ER called me yesterday saying I had a crack in my spide, on tuesday they said I was perfect fine it was just some bruses, but then on wensday like I jmust said they called me and notified my mom tha tI had a crack. For them to over look it. The crack in my spine must be very small. I'll go to my real Dcotor today or tomarow and see what he suggests.

Of course it would, but his spine isn't cracked. If it was, he'd be in the hospital.

It may be a small crack, I mean I can feel it when I mvoe around because it hurt some/what, but I never got proscribed to go back to ER.

[Red Mage]

It may be a small crack, I mean I can feel it when I mvoe around because it hurt some/what, but I never got proscribed to go back to ER.
Just get this through your head: IF YOU HAVE A CRACK IN YOUR SPINE YOU WOULD BE IN DA HOSPITAL!!!!!

[pils]

Have you had a crack in your spine mage, are you a doctor?
Doubt it...

Just seems a lil skechy deep. Thats all... If you can feel it, you *probably* shouldn't be moving it though.

[Red Mage]

Yeah, a 14 year old doctor. You don't see many of them around now do ya Pils?

[Deepsea]

Have you had a crack in your spine mage, are you a doctor?
Doubt it...

Just seems a lil skechy deep. Thats all... If you can feel it, you *probably* shouldn't be moving it though.

I've only been sitting on the chair and playing on the computer mostly. I know it sounds fishy, I'm not the best person too talk about things.

Yeah, a 14 year old doctor. You don't see many of them around now do ya Pils?


Relax RM, i'm starting too like you.

[pils]

Yeah, a 14 year old doctor. You don't see many of them around now do ya Pils?

You're an idiot who apparently can't read sarcasm.

[Pinkie TDP]

Your an idiot who apparently can't read sarcasm.

Pssst... *whispers* if you want to call someone an idiot, you might want to use the proper form of "you're".

[Ächilles]

Chiropractors, for me at least, are only a temporary fix.

I avoided surgery that would have put me in a wheel chair for over five years because of Chiropractics.

[Unforgottner]

Nevermind.

[pils]

Pssst... *whispers* if you want to call someone an idiot, you might want to use the proper form of "you're".

:p good call.
But theres a difference between a small grammar mistake, and a blatant misconception of something that was obviously sarcasm.

[Cliche]

http://www.lookmomnohands.net/images/Flat_back.jpg

Deepsea post-wipeout.


Why would you even post that picture, dude?

You're sick.

That's demented.

Not funny at all.

[Pinkie TDP]

:p good call.
But theres a difference between a small grammar mistake, and a blatant misconception of something that was obviously sarcasm.

I don't doubt it, I was just giving you a hard time. :)

[dirka dirka]

I avoided surgery that would have put me in a wheel chair for over five years because of Chiropractics.

Maybe Chiropractics on a basis more than once a year is a little different, because for me that is about all it is. Last time I went, he had to electrocute me, which I'm not gonna lie.. I loved every 20 minutes of it.

[uniquinous]

That's called a TENS unit - they're testing it out on abortions and childbirth as a pain management therapy. Preliminary data shows that massive amounts of drugs work better. Just thought I'd update you on the wonders of abortion research :rolleyes:

[dirka dirka]

I want my own TENS Unit. Namely, I love pain. I'm not emo and I don't self-injure, but I do love pain. That was an awesome thing, I must say.

[dirka dirka]

On Topic: The issue of who is right and who is wrong is pointless to talk about anymore. We've all expressed our opinions, our insights, and our feelings on this issue. Another post won't change this, nor will another 10,000 posts.

A real issue here is that he might not be lying and we might actually be harming him. Emotionally, we might be doing harm, and he has done no harm to us. (At least, potentially.)

Two wrongs don't make a right, three lefts do and you're all acting pretty left right about now, so I think you've made more than three.

[Jeffery]

On Topic: The issue of who is right and who is wrong is pointless to talk about anymore. We've all expressed our opinions, our insights, and our feelings on this issue. Another post won't change this, nor will another 10,000 posts.

A real issue here is that he might not be lying and we might actually be harming him. Emotionally, we might be doing harm, and he has done no harm to us. (At least, potentially.)

Two wrongs don't make a right, three lefts do and you're all acting pretty left right about now, so I think you've made more than three.
I made four....

[dirka dirka]

I made four....

I'm straight too.

[xerent]

I'm straight too.

Damn it.

[Cuathon]

i like AU's thread better.

[uniquinous]

I'm straight too.

delicious brains.. ...

[kegsworth]

Man, I think my spleen just ruptured.

I'd better go lie down.

[uniquinous]

delicious spleen.. ...

[AlabamaBoy]

o.0

During your invasion..... could you save me for last?

[Cuathon]

me first me first!!!
im god! i want whatever it is first! screw those other n00bs!!!
mine!!! mine!!! mine!!!

[Woodland]

delicious spleen.. ...
delicious brains.. ...
*Poke*

Yep, an offical uni-zombie here

[Deepsea]

Looks like I was lieing...on accident.

ER gave me some wrong info. I went to my regular doctor today, and he made me get x-rays, I actually seen the results for myself. The thing is for me to crack my spine, thre would be a little pieace of that crack floating in my spinal area. There was no sign of it. So basically i'm fine, never go to ER they give you crap info.

[BaxVarlet]

Looks like I was lieing...on accident.

ER gave me some wrong info. I went to my regular doctor today, and he made me get x-rays, I actually seen the results for myself. The thing is for me to crack my spine, thre would be a little pieace of that crack floating in my spinal area. There was no sign of it. So basically i'm fine, never go to ER [I] give you crap info.

That's what you meant I'm sure.

[Cuathon]

errm...

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

...

[RAGING INFERNO]

deep, are you okay?

[dirka dirka]

Looks like I was lieing...on accident.

ER gave me some wrong info. I went to my regular doctor today, and he made me get x-rays, I actually seen the results for myself. The thing is for me to crack my spine, thre would be a little pieace of that crack floating in my spinal area. There was no sign of it. So basically i'm fine, never go to ER they give you crap info.

You've proven you're a liar now. If you cracked your spine, there wouldn't be a little piece of spine floating around and no medical person would say that. If it were a crack, it would still be connected, otherwise it wouldn't be called a crack. Game over.

[KBHoleN1]

Looks like I was lieing...on accident.

ER gave me some wrong info. I went to my regular doctor today, and he made me get x-rays, I actually seen the results for myself. The thing is for me to crack my spine, thre would be a little pieace of that crack floating in my spinal area. There was no sign of it. So basically i'm fine, never go to ER they give you crap info.

First of all, you're a moron. Second of all, a "crack" does not mean anything broke off. A "chip" is when a piece of something becomes dislodged form the whole, and would result in a bone fragment floating in your spinal area, however that happens. :rolleyes:

Thanks for completely humiliating yourself and entertaining most of this forum. What would we do without you?

EDIT: Dirka, how many times are you going to do this to me? At least I called it a chip :p

[Azer]

Looks like I was lieing...on accident.

ER gave me some wrong info. I went to my regular doctor today, and he made me get x-rays, I actually seen the results for myself. The thing is for me to crack my spine, thre would be a little pieace of that crack floating in my spinal area. There was no sign of it. So basically i'm fine, never go to ER they give you crap info.

You could've said:
[
Sorry guys. I was lying and trying to get attention. I guess I deserved all the flaming. Please hope I don't do this again.
]

Same message, different principle.

[Red Mage]

I think the injury was more mental than physical...

[KBHoleN1]

You mean the baby dropping? I agree.

Please hope I don't do this again.

For some reason, that sentence caused me to burst out laughing. Something about it, the implication that Deep has lost control of himself, the desperate cry for help, it's just too funny.

[Azer]

Further proof that criticizing Deep is an art. You don't have to flame with vulgarity to get the point across.

[FryLock]

I just saw this thread...this is almost as silly as when manonfire101 (chainheart machine?) pretended to have cancer on his tailbone...but somehow, in the span of 15 hours, he played TAO, then had an operation to remove the tumor, then was back playing TAO. No overnight watch after invasive surgery, nothing.

Maybe the surgeon gave him bad info. Maybe manonfire's surgeon and deepsea's ER are both in the same hospital. ;)

Shame on you, deepsea. I really didn't have too strong an opinion about you before this, but I am now ashamed and embarassed to have to call you "teammate" on the FPS turtle team. If you want attention, there are better ways of doing it.

[BaxVarlet]

I just saw this thread...this is almost as silly as when manonfire101 (chainheart machine?) pretended to have cancer on his tailbone...but somehow, in the span of 15 hours, he played TAO, then had an operation to remove the tumor, then was back playing TAO. No overnight watch after invasive surgery, nothing.

Maybe the surgeon gave him bad info. Maybe manonfire's surgeon and deepsea's ER are both in the same hospital. ;)

Shame on you, deepsea. I really didn't have too strong an opinion about you before this, but I am now ashamed and embarassed to have to call you "teammate" on the FPS turtle team. If you want attention, there are better ways of doing it.

I remember him getting so mad when I kept making fun of his ass cancer, good times, good times.

[Learz]

...and this is why you should never listen to me.

Or Deep.

:p

Good lord, that was a little... anti-climatic.

[EmelGreenLeafer]

I remember in 6 grade at my school, my ex-friend esai and i were lifting a heavy table, when he tried to lift it, he hurt his back, and the ambulance came and everything, it was a sigh to behold (Because we skipped most of the period).