Voicemail Thread

[Memnarch]

Alright. Pretty self-explanatory. Whats your voicemail say?

Also, if you have a funny idea for one, please share.

My personal cell phone's is a toilet flushing, then me yelling LEAVE A MESSAGE!

[death of humans]

ok mine is

Dude im obvcously not going to pick up so you can go away now.

[Memnarch]

One of my friends is

Im either not available or Im screening your call. Leave a message.

[Worker]

I just use the default one. One weekend I changed it to spanish. Good times.

[KBHoleN1]

"I'm either checking the electric fences, resetting the bear traps, or feeding the man-eating dogs. Leave a message and I'll get back to you soon."

My uncle's.

[Jeffery]

Mine is "Hi, you've reached Terry. If you are calling concerning Athens Limo, Athens Cab, or Athens Airport shuttle, please hang up and call 740-XXX-XXXX. Otherwise leave your name and phone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

[Memnarch]

Man o Man. I thought yours would be WAY better than that.

Something like. This is Jeffery. Leave a message and I will definitely call you back. When I get done with the forums that is.

[AlabamaBoy]

"Hey there, ---20 second pause--- if you have waited this long to leave a message you are permitted to do so."

[Jaymee_]

Mine is default.. I haven't figured out how to personlize it yet. : ) I don't even know how to listen to them..

[waterpolo]

mine is like bama's

"hey what's up? (5 sec pause) Dude i can't hear you, are you there? (5 sec pause) What?!?! (5 sec pause)... o, well im not here anyway so leave a message"

[Shamus]

mine is like bama's

"hey what's up? (5 sec pause) Dude i can't hear you, are you there? (5 sec pause) What?!?! (5 sec pause)... o, well im not here anyway so leave a message"Those are the best ever. :p

[Azer]

They're also really bad if your cell phone's your business contact number. Then your coworkers look at you weird the next day.

[Merdoc.]

Mine is "Hi, you've reached Terry. If you are calling concerning Athens Limo, Athens Cab, or Athens Airport shuttle, please hang up and call 740-XXX-XXXX. Otherwise leave your name and phone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Hey Terry, can I get that number? I may need a cab or airport shuttle.

[death of humans]

"hi, oh im fine thanks, how are you? well i hope you are but im not here right now so please leave message after" the beep

my X-X-girlfriend's one

[Memnarch]

Heh.

I like the ones that are like

"Hello? Hellooo? Hello? Ha! Got ya. Leave a message."