Pimp

[The Coder]

Pimps are master's of the art of dealing ho's. They're skills are renowned.

Stats:
Name: Pimp
HP: 100.
Armor: 90% (The Fedora absorbs most of the damage)
Power: 20 (pimpslap) and can summon 4 ho's around him. These then walk up to nearby units, regardless of affiliation to team, and seduce them. It stuns the unit until it is attacked. At which point, it is delayed another turn as it realizes it has no money in its wallet.
Range: 1 square for normal, every square next to it for ability
Block: 1000%
Movement: 8. He hops in his car and drives around
Wait: 0. His ho's do most of the work, allowing him to sit still and do little.

[AlabamaBoy]

/pimpslap

[Deepsea]

Regardless on how unrespected I am.

You're NOT FUNNY.

[scb]

Vastly overpowered... this unit can take down an entire formation alone, any formation. If you have to make a joke, you could at least make it no more hideous than it is funny... the only good things about this unit are that it fits the concept and you actually listed all the stats. That's the bare minimum. Ducky has done better than this. :mad: Come on, don't die on us now!

[AlabamaBoy]

It couldnt beat my dual frost legends turt. Alone.

[scb]

True, a surrounded frost golem stalemates this unit. And a front-row line of frost golems might beat this unit, depending on how the permastun works.

The poison wisp will deal so much effective damage to this unit it's insane.

[~Hercules~]

is this piece modeled after you???:*diablo: :threaten:

[Silent Fear]

i hate you with the scorching fury of a thousand burning sun